Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dreary breadbasket of ulcerated Landrace eructation
You shapeless percolator of diseased marmot regurgitation
You spoiled tankard of ulcerous keeshond grounds
You sorrowful calyx of infested tanager elimination
You malodorous bandbox of teeming pipit eruption
You afflictive flight bag of mortified oriole remains
You dolorous casserole of unwholesome house finch egestion
You distressing ammunition box of neuralgic tatou peba feculence
You bothersome dinner pail of hypertensive Irish wolfhound chips
You grievous air bladder of miasmic Andalusian dejecta
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