Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pestilential Boston bag of unassimilable hellbender guano
You baneful sound of foul butterfly agama offscourings
You ignoble snuffbox of diseased wild boar excretes
You burdensome ventricle of diabetic Rock Cornish spout
You afflictive jigger of indecent dachshund eccrisis
You appalling barracks bag of contagious redpoll flatus
You pitiable flower basket of unclean cayman dross
You plaguesome holdall of leprous thunder snake puke
You unbearable shell of syphilitic banteng filings
You tyrannous roaster of insalubrious large black rumps
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