Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You bleak coaster of unvirginal glutton evacuation
You foul trencher of tumorigenic black sheep puke
You repulsive portfolio of ravaged baboon scraps
You sickening boodle bag of diabetic Yorkshire manure
You agonizing double boiler of consumptive porbeagle shavings
You sorrowful whatnot of luetic fitch effusion
You hard-favored locker box of unwholesome sparrow hawk exudation
You sore golf bag of indecent hawkmoth discharge
You undelectable loving cup of loose brown thrasher silt
You disgusting air sac of malign oryx semen
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