Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pestiferous golf bag of morbific tiger crap
You tormenting messkit of insanitary angwantibo stool
You vexatious cancelli of morbid muskellunge expectoration
You irking mortarboard of infectious mosquito eccrisis
You undelicious wire basket of hydropic ring-tailed cat pats
You onerous hip bath of wanton pinworm deposits
You sore sheath of miasmal harlequin cabbage bug spittle
You ill-favored labis [eccl] of dropsical squid rubbish
You pesky garbage can of carcinogenic flat-coated retriever spurt
You joyless cist of dyspeptic redshank chaff
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