Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You irking spatula of chlorotic Norwegian elkhound saliva
You excruciating trencher of pedicular shoebill smut
You intolerable highboy of peccant narwhal dross
You unbeautiful cruet of pestiferous hobby ejaculation
You spoiled watering can of unsanitary silver fox ca-ca
You insupportable cuspidor of contagious cotton mouse stubble
You tormenting pottle of syphilitic Charolais clinkers
You contemptible boot of rachitic dromedary scraps
You dysphemized magazine of hypertensive prairie dog odds and ends
You horrendous game bag of diseased mud puppy spit
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