Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ungainly ashcan of indigestible elephant seal ructation
You irritating plate of hypertensive towhee ejection
You cacophonous cruet of infested saddle horse sperm
You ill-featured scrip [archaic] of loose-moraled sulfur-bottom whale chaff
You shapeless scyphus of apoplectic Abyssinian cat rumps
You misproportioned sewing basket of pleuritic coon cat [dial] coprolite
You dire blister of malignant tamandua ends
You ungraceful ashtray of ulcerated monitor slobber
You dolorous shell of morbific python lacrimation
You beautiless diplomatic pouch of infectious buzzard silt
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