Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You offensive box of pathological gemsbok tears
You depressive lota of insanitary gazelle hound filings
You uglified thermos of hypertensive Cotswold butts
You uninviting jorum of indecent English sparrow sewage
You dismaying ewer of noxious grasshopper pus
You hideous compact of noisome chinch draff
You repellent sacculus of consumptive Bantam ptyalism
You galling scrip [archaic] of hydropic tiger effusion
You sorrowful socket of neuritic wren-tit precipitates
You abominable pillbox of carcinogenic dipper BO
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