Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You cheerless clothes hamper of hypertensive swan survivals
You distressful crock of foul tanager mucus
You depressing packet of laryngitic boa constrictor remnants
You teasing wallet of septic prairie fox depositions
You dreary clothesbasket of venerate cockatoo ejectamenta
You replusive Saratoga trunk of tabid sika extravasation
You noisome box of indecent mastodon dingleberry
You pathetic pitcher of gangrened polecat slabber
You rending bladder of besmirched jackass leavings
You despicable fruit basket of pestilential wood wasp effusion
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