Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You crushing finger bowl of scabietic stag beetle flowers
You woeful drinking horn of variolous snapper orts
You repugnant watering can of colicky channel bass feculence
You annoying wooden basket of ratty Rocky Mountain goat slabber
You ugly tote bag of tabid tatouay survivals
You disgusting coffee urn of pedicular honker sweepings
You vexing coaster of poisoned pike perch offscourings
You hard-featured billfold of variolar vireo heaves
You fetid spatula of unvirginal ringdove ends
You horrid packet of infested sea mew effluent
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