Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grim budget [dial] of plagued glutton ruins
You atrocious pipkin of ratty schnauzer snot
You repelling hamper of unsalutary sapsucker piddle
You cacogenic salad bowl of pedicular hamster scum
You gruesome trough of sullied papagallo dross
You unspeakable calabash of measly Santa Gertrudis coprolite
You racking powder box of cankered rhea parings
You distasteful gunny of edematous hog-nose snake discharge
You burdensome tobacco pouch of pocky goldfish butts
You uninviting piggin of injurious marlin defecation
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