Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You troubling sugar spoon of edematous secretary bird rubbish
You dislikable bathtub of gangrened blackbird relics
You ungraced ostensorium of wanton Devon stool
You oppressive valise of unsalutary Kerry Hill discharge
You wearing pack sack of infested woodcock settlings
You gargoylish milk pail of insanitary malamute slaver
You objectionable salver of grubby salmon mucus
You repelling powder box of measly banteng sewerage
You uninviting net of tumorigenic prairie fox shavings
You unspeakable bud vase of miasmal painter [S US] odds and ends
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