Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You exasperating ostensorium of venerate June bug shavings
You sour crate of mortified sea perch cinders
You heinous ditty bag of scrofulous Mexican hairless voidance
You lamentable rummer of adulterous whistler sperm
You crude teacup of toxicant tsetse fly extravasation
You loathsome cistern of pediculous brook trout ejectment
You discomforting carryall of diabetic turtledove dejecta
You baneful bleb of tumorigenic argali remnants
You fetid tobacco pouch of miasmal silkworm odds and ends
You unhandsome clothesbasket of unassimilable martin fossils
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