Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You depressing dish of unhygenic Manx cat squirt
You unsightly bedroll of venerate black Spanish barf
You miasmal flowerpot of unhealthful bull snake dung
You terrible tub of hydropic coelacanth sialorrhea
You weighty slop pail of loose-moraled Doberman pinscher butts
You grievous rummer of contaminated Appaloosa moraine
You clumsy carryall of paralytic mastodon debris
You distressing creel of ratty cassowary snot
You nauseating trough of podagric Irish water spaniel eruption
You disgusting spider of poisonous crappie diaphoresis
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