Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpleasing slop pail of envenomed anchovy drool
You miasmal caldron of noisome haddock sewerage
You ill-featured vat of allergic dingo moraine
You comfortless basin of epileptic conger stumps
You undesirable wineglass of unhealthy giant ground sloth sweat
You unhandsome scrotum of rachitic cockroach chaff
You galling Saratoga trunk of unsanitary starling sweepings
You unenjoyable scoop of luetic darter spit
You clumsy air sac of gangrened sea calf evacuation
You rending diplomatic pouch of contagious dabchick sialorrhea
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