Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You crude escritoire of venenous salmon trout hormone
You humiliating dinner plate of contaminated Targhee eruption
You obnoxious coffer of tainted starling fart
You racking backpack of carcinogenic green turtle dejecta
You touching shelf of mortified grunt discharge
You grim-visaged scrotum of infected Turkish cat residue
You irksome hip bath of consumptive urial excrement
You cacogenic wastebasket of leprous komondor clinkers
You hard-featured puncheon of pathological kit fox disgorgement
You aggravating reliquary of venomous pelican grounds
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