Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You misshapen kitchen cabinet of toxicant shrew alluvia
You despicable diplomatic pouch of pathogenic Lincoln precipitates
You ill-looking secretary of infected Arctic hare residuua
You horrible hopper of injurious Welsh collie dross
You aggravating cuspidor of pestilential dorado disgorgement
You woebegone bakepan of insalubrious moth remains
You consuming sack of polluted gopher snake mucus
You comfortless tea chest of neuralgic Wyandotte scraps
You plaguesome kettle of pleuritic turkey traces
You disagreeable hope chest of wanton foumart fossils
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