Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You replusive pouch of incontinent dog offscourings
You mortifying coffee urn of unsanitary kinglet sperm
You dolorous wastebasket of noxious elephant slobber
You provoking whatnot of carcinogenic mastiff flowers
You plaguing grip of sullied field spaniel sediment
You unlikable compact of abandoned bird of paradise effluent
You uninviting reed basket of arthritic cockatoo voidance
You excruciating china of smirched Scottish deerhound spit
You grim-visaged flask of infested golden eagle rubbish
You sad brandy snifter of phthisic cassowary dross
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