Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You intolerable highball glass of cancerous Alaskan malamute hemorrhage
You pestiferous pericarp of gangrenous pouched rat ejecta
You foul liqueur glass of toxiferous Brown Swiss discharge
You uglified barracks bag of measly dromedary scum
You weighty glasses of rickety buffalo jet
You unlovely spatula of plagued Barbary horse lacrimation
You depressing caddy of incontinent Belted Galloway tears
You unbeautiful letter file of variolous Norwich terrier turd
You vexatious bushel of maculate mountain gorilla flatuosity
You odious envelope of pathogenic grison draff
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