Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ghastly moneybag of diseased shovelhead shark remains
You embarrassing trough of pneumonic leafhopper rheum
You cacogenic tote bag of ulcerated lake trout ejaculation
You racking casket of pediculous guitarfish piddle
You irksome tyg of unvirginal capybara feculence
You wearing sac of sullied cormorant tears
You pathetic caisson of infective oryx effusion
You frightful hipflask of measly Bernese mountain dog purulence
You grievous bladder of bilious turtledove offscourings
You annoying glass of soiled swine drool
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