Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You nauseating mazer of malignant Jersey sewage
You shapeless tableware of phthisic bonnet monkey dregs
You grinding footlocker of pathological burro deer effusion
You deformed jug of dyspeptic urutu flow
You pathetic wardrobe of destructive red squirrel sialorrhea
You humiliating kitchen boiler of poisonous King Charles spaniel rags
You gargoylish barrel of consumptive electric eel feculence
You unsightly hope chest of infested pewit thyroxin
You dreadful bud vase of apoplectic turnstone perspiration
You pestiferous snuffbox of cankered cotton rat tears
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