Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You untasteful bowl of apoplectic Colorado beetle eccrisis
You cacophonous tun of pathogenic pine snake scoria
You pestilential dish of mortified mew dregs
You affecting cabinet of bilious wild goat remainders
You depressing pony of infective spider monkey sewage
You intolerable carafe of encephalitic fluke belch
You dismaying Toby-jug of syphilitic deer mouse rheum
You pestiferous billfold of venerate flycatcher urine
You distasteful cream pitcher of tubercular French coach horse sweepings
You discomforting compact of beset martin gas
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