Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You nauseating piepan of mortified hawksbill turtle belch
You afflictive grip of unwholesome Havana brown cat rubbish
You troubling powder box of nephritic stone curlew sweat
You depressive drinking horn of toxic King Charles spaniel sweepings
You forbidding bunker of plagued mew spittle
You undesirable cabinet of tabid opossum rumps
You heartbreaking kitchen boiler of morbid blackbird squirt
You disconcerting calyx of gangrenous Cheshire night soil
You objectionable cyathus of freeloving mole slag
You distressful canteen of indigestible mongoose egesta
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