Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You malformed vat of syphilitic girdle-tailed lizard flatuosity
You baneful canister of scrofulous Jersey slobber
You noisome sacculus of neuritic Sealyham terrier eruption
You wearisome rucksack of pleuritic alligator gar sialorrhea
You grotesque clothesbasket of defiled nightingale transudation
You sharp pottle of virulent reindeer alluvia
You heartbreaking shoulder bag of lousy carancho dross
You unsightly tea chest of smirched pipit orts
You woeful carafe of rachitic blindworm flops
You miasmic portmanteau of besmirched Doberman pinscher jet
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