Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You mournful flask of besmirched Abyssinian cat vomit
You consuming hogshead of beset newt emesis
You replusive vial of luetic heron draff
You tiresome tyg of toxicant drosophila ends
You miasmal scyphus of pediculous French bulldog remnants
You excruciating pocketbook of infested white Plymouth Rock discharge
You horrendous attache´ case of morbid sawfly smut
You dreadful shelf of cankerous lantern fish ca-ca
You hard-featured pocketcase of plagued addax expectoration
You grim-visaged pocket of rachitic whalebone whale hormone
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