Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pesky dustpan of noisome mealybug excreta
You repulsive amnion of infected monitor coprolite
You racking blister of ravaged chafer spurt
You ill-shaped coffer of colicky Russian wolfhound stubble
You irksome saddlebag of loose Arctic hare dross
You sorrowful scyphus of impure nutcracker remainders
You forbidding diplomatic pouch of neuritic lake trout sialorrhea
You miasmal press of unchaste titmouse odds and ends
You ghastly jeroboam of palsied water bug spew
You humiliating decanter of smirched sage grouse sewage
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