Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You harrowing desk of insanitary boar secretion
You irksome drum of gangrened shovelhead catfish egestion
You marred sound of dyspeptic whalebone whale droppings
You misproportioned teakettle of unhealthful bleak flux
You terrible wicker basket of tumorigenic American lion sweat
You sad e´tui of epileptic buff Orpington elimination
You cacophonous coffer of pestiferous coati sewerage
You aggravating coal scuttle of innutritious globefish piss
You fulsome folio of hypertensive Scottish terrier embers
You pestilential coffeepot of grubby mockingbird chips
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