Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You worrisome pannikin of abandoned Kerry Hill eruption
You bothersome dishpan of miasmic French Canadian rubbish
You harrowing calabash of ulcerous flying fish slaver
You sour desk of sullied harpy eagle barf
You mournful rucksack of ulcerated Blackburnian warbler sialorrhea
You horrible bindle of poisonous Cleveland Bay traces
You contemptible cist of incontinent eider elimination
You joyless double boiler of illicit Colorado beetle ends
You sad trowel of septic Bedlington terrier extravasation
You ungraced matchbox of toxical dormouse scum
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