Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unengaging dispatch box of freeloving caribou stool
You vexing buffet of contagious Cotswold settlings
You ill-featured flacon of mortified basking shark ptyalism
You consuming pitcher of septic mudfish ejecta
You baneful pipe of gangrenous camelopard scum
You deformed cellaret of venomous fool duck jet
You hard-featured sugar spoon of ulcerous Pomeranian sperm
You annoying percolator of dyspeptic blue whale purulence
You ill-looking bakepan of incontinent angel fish embers
You disfigured tinderbox of insalubrious timber wolf dingleberry
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