Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You scarecrowish rummer of unwholesome hawk owl burp
You contemptible ashtray of contagious marabou fart
You burdensome cist of poisoned bluegill sweat
You frightful picnic basket of insalubrious darter rubbish
You excruciating pocket flask of pestilential scup ejectamenta
You plaguesome flight bag of impure lion-tailed monkey ejectment
You beastly decanter of miasmic kestrel sweepings
You exasperating trowel of luetic fruit-tree bark beetle elimination
You rotten cyathus of wormy mara night soil
You nasty rundlet of tumorous pill bug orts
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