Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You touching tea chest of sullied flounder piddle
You torturous pocket of dyspeptic manul ejecta
You onerous gravy boat of insanitary brush turkey eccrisis
You unshapely cyst of foul black sheep ends
You insupportable carboy of diseased bull terrier feculence
You dreadful saucepan of poisonous cottonmouth crap
You irritating Boston bag of rickety ant bear rubbish
You troubling glasses of pestiferous dormouse sweepings
You moving dipper of contaminated jackrabbit night soil
You unendurable letter file of ravaged Dutch Belted dingleberry
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