Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You lamentable thermos of neuralgic mew parings
You frightful canteen of foul barn owl soot
You horrifying flask of insanitary ruffed grouse dribble
You oppressive cone of unhygenic white Plymouth Rock residue
You ill-favored tablespoon of harmful crane eruption
You cacophonic hogshead of venenous jennet slobber
You rotten piggin of gouty Rambouillet salivation
You pestering gripsack of diabetic aardvark BO
You dolorous cuspidor of chlorotic Arctic hare relics
You disconcerting overnight bag of unassimilable crow foam
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