Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heartwounding cruet of luetic Manchester terrier crap
You wearying wire basket of laryngitic cotton mouse eructation
You base palette of epileptic entellus froth
You pestilential vesicle of poisonous triggerfish vestiges
You misshapen vasculum of allergic krait cinders
You unappealing teacup of infective roosterfish rumps
You ungraceful corbeil [archit] of scrofulous house finch burp
You ugly pan broiler of injurious Hereford ordure
You piteous backpack of poisoned miniature pinscher effluent
You vexing bleb of measly flying gurnard regurgitation
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