Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rotten casserole of contaminated leopard pee
You grim-faced holster of colicky boll weevil effluent
You mournful dustpan of variolous swine hemorrhage
You ill-favored bandbox of venenous cachalotXCaffre cat coprolith
You horrid schooper of palsied goshawk extrusion
You cacophonic saccus of soiled buffalo wolf remnants
You distressful ventricle of pocky brown bear clinkers
You frightful canteen of unchaste bezoar goat fart
You distressing wastebasket of cancerous pocket rat waste
You grisly box of impure Turk hormone
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