Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You clumsy basin of contagious rainbow trout scoria
You grim-visaged hopper of plagued crocodile belch
You heartwounding sugar bowl of foul Scottish blackface shit
You unpleasant hip bath of luetic harbor seal defecation
You humiliating shelves of unhealthy sapsucker dribble
You plaguey china of maculate Romanov perspiration
You frightful piggin of unhygenic lakeland terrier pus
You wearing housewife of infested potato bug expectoration
You malformed tin can of infectious rorqual flatus
You disfigured lowboy of chlorotic dabchick ejectamenta
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