Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You uncomfortable bread pan of sullied miniature poodle holdovers
You misbegotten legume of pestiferous pike perch dejecta
You pesky salver of ulcerous rattlesnake snot
You depressing autoclave of gouty ounce odds and ends
You unaesthetic horn of cankerous yellowthroat barf
You pestilential kitchen cabinet of insanitary rhinoceros extravasation
You sore pericarp of dropsical giraffe discharge
You plaguing bakepan of hypertensive golden eagle eructation
You obscene vial of podagric black bear burp
You scarecrowish hamper of unwholesome tumblebug emesis
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