Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrible billfold of pleuritic deer semen
You spoiled porringer of beset dromedary moraine
You plaguey wineglass of lousy boa constrictor dross
You distressful powder horn of scrofulous middle white cinders
You crude barracks bag of adulterous starling dingleberry
You heartrending saddlebag of miasmal elk sialagogue
You grisly teaspoon of epileptic stump-tailed lizard urine
You discomforting monstrance of grubby Hamburg stubble
You ungainly golf bag of poisonous grain beetle rags
You unappealing money box of infective avocet voidance
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