Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrible pocketcase of ulcerated muskrat excrement
You frightful skep of scrofulous American water spaniel precipitations
You vexing money box of pestiferous salmon manure
You importunate fistula of pleuritic bearded lizard defecation
You uncomfortable piggin of pocky frog stubble
You homely GI can of unhygenic perch hemorrhage
You weighty piepan of impure laughing jackass tears
You provoking coal scuttle of indecent gallfly butts
You unlikable vanity bag of envenomed Bernese mountain dog ejaculation
You foul chest of apoplectic tomato worm emesis
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