Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grotesque vanity bag of pestiferous Aberdeen Angus silt
You racking gourd of dyspeptic wood frog flatus
You regrettable calabash of veneniferous rook cinders
You heartwounding clothespress of venenous adder transudation
You depressing puncheon of pathological golden trout salts
You vexatious bindle of unhealthful box turtle eccrisis
You dolorogenic bowl of maculate purple martin residuua
You grim blackjack of ulcerous Scottish deerhound extravasation
You beastly dosser of scorbutic redfin chaff
You despicable casket of pocky cedar waxwing offscourings
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