Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You lamentable dinner pail of adulterous blackbird ejection
You cheerless purse of sullied apar dregs
You undesirable flower bowl of pedicular peba ca-ca
You pitiable coal scuttle of rickety antelope chipmunk belch
You vile tote bag of harmful crappie ructation
You awkward roaster of tumorigenic rail vestiges
You pesky blister of wormy stilt debris
You undelectable trowel of noisome coot slobber
You fulsome tucker bag [Austral] of unsalutary wheatear excretion
You tyrannous money box of malignant foxhound salivation
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