Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You fetid boot of plagued hyena flatuosity
You shocking saucepan of loose goat crap
You tormenting shelf of nephritic Brahma filings
You dysphemistic sideboard of syphilitic Durham soot
You rotten cigarette case of toxicant redfish sewerage
You depressing water butt of infected Irish wolfhound flatus
You horrifying drinking horn of incontinent Charolais manure
You abhorrent hamper of toxiferous rat terrier hormone
You unbearable buffet of venerate dove vestiges
You repugnant keg of miasmic wryneck stumps
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