Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dreadful poke of tabetic St. Bernard extravasation
You uninviting cardcase of grubby magpie ordure
You vexatious packing box of tumorous kinkajou heaves
You disgusting chest of drawers of tainted Norwich terrier scraps
You moving billy of arthritic stag beetle sewage
You appalling liqueur glass of gouty pilot fish dross
You baneful gallbladder of scabietic antelope chipmunk emission
You repugnant vanity bag of scrofulous sea calf disgorgement
You provoking ark of unassimilable Gila monster voidance
You miasmal kit bag of morbid yellowthroat sinter
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