Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unbeauteous chest of phthisic canary offscourings
You shocking drawer of consumptive Poland China dejecta
You tormenting valise of venenous coon dross
You bleak tinderbox of beset armyworm parings
You vexatious canteen of pleuritic slow-worm egesta
You horrible portmanteau of dyspeptic English toy spaniel barf
You horrendous bandolier of bilious blue whale froth
You undesirable nose bag of gangrenous wheatear spurt
You detestable mortar of abandoned hound BO
You touching satchel of injurious albatross hemorrhage
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