Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sad wineskin of veneniferous donkey spurt
You dreary Saratoga trunk of envenomed codling moth froth
You ghastly traveling bag of abandoned sea trout turd
You crushing glass of malignant plover spit
You teratic dresser of diabetic ricebird vomit
You oppressive creel of indecent peba leftovers
You fulsome beaker of mortified tiger residue
You monstrous palette of luetic boxer rumps
You unengaging shovel of poisonous hyena survivals
You rueful scyphus of syphilitic turtle spittle
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