Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You troublesome lowboy of ravaged guillemot mucus
You frightful rush basket of diseased miniature pinscher detritus
You unappeteizing wardrobe of envenomed zebu remainders
You nasty coal scuttle of nephritic proboscis monkey dross
You gargoylish cell of grubby scup pus
You crushing saccus of hypertensive English springer spaniel vestiges
You onerous soupspoon of colicky angwantibo semen
You horrendous tucker bag [Austral] of foul Percheron butts
You ill-made wastebasket of unhealthy warbler dingleberry
You wearing sitzbath of debauched cardinal crap
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