Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You undelicious powder horn of syphilitic Welsh dross
You humiliating frying pan of communicable girdle-tailed lizard ejectamenta
You pesky ditty bag of infested murre sewage
You pestiferous noggin of neuralgic godwit excreta
You rending cereal bowl of miasmal Andalusian ructation
You beautiless cellaret of pediculous flour moth voidance
You mortifying escritoire of gangrenous gaur debris
You replusive mussuk of ulcerous carcajou fossils
You galling pocket of bilious chamois crap
You unpretty highball glass of infectious echidna settlings
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