Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dreary powder horn of poisoned bobolink belch
You revolting wooden basket of carcinogenic chow excrement
You hard-featured shelf of sullied papillon slabber
You unsavory bathtub of noxious English foxhound elimination
You unlovely porringer of neuralgic budgerigar secretion
You malformed loculus of ulcerated dorado stubble
You depressive washtub of insalubrious snow bunting eruption
You moving washbasket of unhealthy New Hampshire red fart
You grinding till of pedicular mole evacuation
You oppressive coaster of colicky Corriedale sialorrhea
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