Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You appalling vanity case of tabid whooper swan spout
You unaesthetic caster of dropsical Rhode Island red moraine
You terrible chest of drawers of debauched spectacled cobra slag
You afflictive chalice of plagued chickadee traces
You fetid pocketbook of foul hermit thrush precipitations
You untasteful shelves of pedicular rock squirrel saliva
You depressive pipe of impure midge sialorrhea
You unsavory cell of noisome Belgian sheep dog coprolite
You consuming saccule of peccant Lincoln hormone
You mephitic stomach of unchaste peba flow
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