Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You evil-looking broiler of toxic wild ass remainders
You baneful sheath of cankerous Romanov coprolith
You noisome cyathus of peccant plaice gas
You grotesque slop pail of lousy cachalot leavings
You unendurable cyst of pleuritic urus parings
You rending barracks bag of chlorotic gannet dejecta
You horrific mortarboard of deadly sable antelope fossils
You nasty kit of impure Irish water spaniel saliva
You depressing stave basket of consumptive bank swallow odds and ends
You ungraceful quiver of septic Basenji sperm
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