Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You cheerless keg of measly booby secretion
You plaguesome dishpan of pestilential Alsatian purulence
You graceless spoon of harmful hawk debris
You bothering ewer of neuralgic alligator snapper barf
You uncomfortable sink of unwholesome flour moth filings
You hateful credenza of scabietic harlequin cabbage bug dejecta
You depressive china of pestiferous python silt
You baneful frying pan of freeloving pigeon hawk scraps
You horrid hope chest of toxicant ass eccrisis
You unaesthetic Canterbury of smirched ortolan night soil
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