Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You provoking buffet of ratty muskrat rags
You plaguing catchall of incontinent moose butts
You grim-visaged valise of rachitic blue fox ejectment
You pestiferous blister of adulterous octopus excrement
You bothering hip bath of unsanitary mastodon feces
You pathetic washbasket of infectious bee vestiges
You joyless honeypot of innutritious wapiti extrusion
You unalluring sugar spoon of malign horned screamer coprolith
You hard-visaged roaster of soiled pilchard coprolite
You gargoylish snuffbox of ulcerous botfly slobber
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