Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unsightly dosser of pediculous lyrebird ptyalism
You revolting ashcan of leprous bristletail parings
You galling portfolio of diseased Turkish cat ordure
You unattractive flowerpot of edematous buff Orpington moraine
You onerous cannikin of infested pigeon waste
You rueful till of unhealthy banteng urine
You distressful sea bag of unsalutary pouched rat elimination
You grim-visaged urn of chlorotic copperhead remains
You unhandsome oil can of virulent polar bear BO
You rotten cellaret of measly crow sewage
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