Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You misshapen broiler of incontinent white fox embers
You wearing whatnot of ratty dung beetle eruption
You horrid finger bowl of communicable Arabian expectoration
You harrowing kitchen boiler of unhealthy stag beetle draff
You undesirable salver of arthritic erne pats
You pestilential washbasket of unclean flat-coated retriever effluent
You unbearable canister of malign fitch spew
You poignant GI can of toxical brown bear extravasation
You gross pillbox of pestiferous jackdaw diaphoresis
You terrible tinderbox of malarial mountain lion coprolite
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