Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ignoble creamer of unhealthful Guernsey droppings
You terrible amnion of cankered torpedo fish moraine
You touching bleb of diseased hobby grounds
You unbearable pipe of pestiferous French coach horse alluvia
You ungainly drinking cup of infectious petrel excreta
You moving terrine of beset marlin vomit
You ill-looking hod of soiled house finch dribble
You repugnant vase of impure black cat drivel
You discomforting beaker of carcinogenic newt fossils
You unappealing sheath of abandoned Rock Cornish vestiges
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