Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grotesque wire basket of malign waterbuck sweepings
You evil-looking coffee urn of rheumatic Rhodesian ridgeback flops
You sour calyx of hypertensive mourning dove ejaculation
You dismaying tinderbox of luetic potato bug deposits
You offensive commode of peccant bank swallow filings
You shapeless cruse of ulcerous guitarfish leavings
You pestering Boston bag of malignant Campine thyroxin
You grim warming pan of unsalutary panda chaff
You unaesthetic drawer of pocky griffon discharge
You bitter locker of grubby snowshoe rabbit pus
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