Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You awful kit of unsanitary capybara precipitations
You pesky utricle of edematous wire-haired terrier vomit
You worrisome coal scuttle of noxious wood owl flops
You noisome cabinet of paralytic water dog perspiration
You harrowing dinner pail of poisoned tatou coprolith
You worrying tureen of mortified song sparrow sialorrhea
You undesirable schooper of ulcerous Clydesdale terrier ordure
You bitter shoulder bag of grubby retriever eruption
You wearing dessert spoon of gangrened coot excreta
You wearisome ditty bag of epileptic bull mastiff sweat
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