Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You uglified bin of measly harlequin snake dross
You forbidding matchbox of wanton redshank slobber
You troublesome pouch of pneumonic wild boar vomition
You dysphemistic file of tumorigenic chickaree fart
You racking schooper of unhealthful Brown Swiss effusion
You saddening pillbox of dyspeptic black sea bass pus
You scarecrowish carafe of innutritious honker stumps
You sorrowful ostensorium of destructive sow bug refuse
You vexatious cancelli of contagious Hamburg extravasation
You distressful casket of luetic saiga voidance
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