Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpleasant wire basket of paralytic deer tiger expectoration
You unshapely schoolbag of maculate bat perspiration
You dolorous thermos of adulterous veery leavings
You ill-favored scyphus of unwholesome sea gull debris
You repugnant reed basket of palsied spring frog survivals
You painful credenza of malarial tayra ructation
You evil-looking scoop of toxical eagle defecation
You ignoble shot glass of illicit man-o'-war bird flatulence
You hideous socket of incontinent camelopard flops
You ill-proportioned hod of contaminated roosterfish smut
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