Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You untasteful Toby-jug of harmful whippoorwill grounds
You onerous dish of pathogenic shark manure
You stinking gunny of miasmic kit fox effluent
You humiliating sugar spoon of freeloving giant bass eccrisis
You pestilent tinderbox of tabid Gordon setter semen
You dysphemized flasket of tabetic Russian wolfhound chaff
You monstrous mazer of encephalitic creeper residue
You ill-proportioned tableware of cankered hobby guano
You teasing crock of poisoned pocket rat spittle
You distressing trash can of impure flying fox filings
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