Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You bleak cedar chest of measly buff Orpington defecation
You afflicting gallipot of scabietic punkie remains
You thankless jar of leprous tomato worm stubble
You unlovely tableware of pathological whippoorwill offscourings
You cheerless briefcase of rachitic grebe fart
You gargoylish calabash of envenomed hound spit
You unalluring pony of unvirginal onager fossils
You atrocious folio of tubercular groundhog salts
You unspeakable bag of rheumatic right whale droppings
You malformed flowerpot of polluted jabalina depositions
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