Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dreary cell of gouty grain beetle vomition
You dire stave basket of ratty zebu stubble
You fetid sauce boat of injurious swine slabber
You painful gallbladder of unhygenic yellowlegs sweat
You scarecrowish cardcase of ulcerous shark draff
You tormenting paten of nephritic cotton rat semen
You baneful saddlebag of communicable ouzel precipitations
You distressing bleb of incontinent canvasback eruption
You evil-looking tea chest of cankerous black bear ca-ca
You horrendous wire basket of luetic Pomeranian detritus
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