Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rueful frail of pestilential purple martin ructation
You pathetic boll of envenomed ermine excreta
You vexing packing box of pathological Charolais salivation
You pestilential satchel of colicky large black odds and ends
You dismaying pocket flask of peccant Chihuahua spittle
You humiliating scrip [archaic] of neuralgic onager extravasation
You awful posnet of phthisic pilot fish sialorrhea
You hard-featured tallboy of laryngitic Campine rags
You unwelcome crucible of unvirginal Pomeranian spew
You distressful cistern of loose-moraled mammoth eccrisis
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