Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-looking jardiniere of deadly skunk leavings
You undelicious reticule of wanton tic-polonga remains
You pesky roaster of grubby parakeet excretes
You irritating coffer of unassimilable jackdaw salts
You joyless broiler of abandoned English toy spaniel wind
You execrable trowel of incontinent girdle-tailed lizard emesis
You uninviting stewpan of insalubrious flying gurnard ejectamenta
You oppressive saucer of pathogenic booby ructation
You fulsome air bladder of tumorous thunder snake perspiration
You unattractive bidet of toxiferous chicken hawk precipitations
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