Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You stinking sink of defiled bedbug precipitates
You frightful carpetbag of unchaste grayling silt
You fulsome carryall of malign Belgian sheep dog froth
You scarecrowish blister of incontinent wire-haired terrier draff
You disagreeable cruet of septic Suffolk eruption
You plaguesome bindle of venerate anthropoid ape piss
You offensive wire basket of smirched antelope chaff
You worrying bandolier of adulterous binturong rumps
You grim-faced platter of variolous white fox slobber
You crushing locker of bilious squirrel BO
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