Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You poignant ostensorium of injurious crane ends
You objectionable urn of malarial black buck fart
You pestiferous scrotum of toxiferous bison discharge
You gross locker box of pleuritic tree swallow purulence
You unaesthetic firkin of contaminated mew excretes
You unenjoyable washbasin of venerate partridge barf
You awkward carton of scrofulous swan goose depositions
You disfigured kitchen cabinet of syphilitic malamute shavings
You dolorogenic davenport of edematous shoveler guano
You distressful jardiniere of diabetic sparrow ejectment
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