Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You shocking hope chest of innutritious black Orpington vestiges
You horrific carpetbag of contaminated orangutan piddle
You affecting gallbladder of lousy gavial barf
You harrowing flower basket of communicable miller's-thumb eccrisis
You sorrowful bundle of unsanitary yellowthroat belch
You shapeless tallboy of gangrened jumping mouse thyroxin
You bothering compote of toxiferous opossum salts
You desolating tucker bag [Austral] of beset Siamese cat ca-ca
You cacogenic pocket flask of injurious saber-toothed tiger expulsion
You consuming trencher of infectious American foxhound emesis
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