Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grievous stein of unwholesome glutton offscourings
You insufferable vargueno of toxicant horn fly flux
You ill-looking kit bag of unhygenic deer tiger excreta
You abominable cake pan of gouty buffalo holdovers
You desolating trowel of ravaged cachalot barf
You bitter briefcase of toxical oriole piss
You troublesome fifth of contagious condor guano
You atrocious shelf of tabetic otter dregs
You distressing cist of unsanitary capercaillie sialagogue
You aggravating game bag of maculate toad mucus
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