Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hard-visaged crock of pestilential mallard flops
You ugly rundlet of rachitic plover flow
You uglified cigarette case of unchaste eel sialorrhea
You pestilent oil can of tumorigenic tomato worm tears
You dysphemistic tureen of consumptive gull chaff
You baneful thermos of unassimilable wire-haired terrier feces
You unlikable sacculus of colicky Campine silt
You troubling pocket of carcinogenic pilot fish slobber
You shapeless matchbox of plagued bonefish coprolite
You woebegone net of adulterous pigeon hawk hormone
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