Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rueful trash can of miasmic camelopard droppings
You sharp bakepan of pestiferous Shih Tzu scraps
You noxious wicker basket of smirched gnu traces
You deplorable clothes hamper of gangrenous horsefly stumps
You uglified housewife of infected wild pig urine
You sore caddie bag of toxicant cone-nose froth
You dire messkit of contagious partridge flops
You vile bindle of tainted meerkat waste
You tiresome cruse of debauched kiwi dung
You overburdensome pony of consumptive gaur fossils
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