Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grim trowel of contagious lynx excreta
You heavy frying pan of palsied dark Cornish pats
You beautiless game bag of indecent marlin dregs
You irking ostensorium of neuralgic Irish setter butts
You uglified boll of tumorous fulmar crap
You consuming sugar spoon of apoplectic miller's-thumb dross
You sharp evening bag of toxic speckled trout dribble
You exasperating shelves of miasmatic Charbray scourings
You unbeautiful corbeil [archit] of scorbutic weasel settlings
You shapeless keg of pediculous Russell's viper froth
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