Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You painful backpack of cankerous bull mastiff excretes
You insufferable dosser of grubby boxer sewerage
You harrowing bundle of anemic kissing bug excretion
You heavy coffee cup of leprous swamp rabbit defecation
You vexing double boiler of soiled pocket rat husks
You unendurable pocketcase of hypertensive alligator snapper squirt
You heartbreaking creel of paralytic macaque effusion
You mortifying bathtub of rheumatic chafer debris
You undelicious vacuum bottle of arthritic horsefly lacrimation
You harsh mail pouch of chlorotic python orts
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