Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You poignant dispatch box of virulent skunk bear snot
You pathetic loving cup of impure Basenji slag
You malodorous moneybag of apoplectic pocket gopher sialorrhea
You bitter powder box of illicit turkey draff
You foul bidet of plagued nightingale sinter
You blemished hip bath of poisonous fox sewage
You teratic theca of tainted globefish urine
You unshapely tureen of neuralgic mute swan vestiges
You disfigured sideboard of unsanitary June bug embers
You unappealing envelope of cankerous ant lion dregs
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