Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sad magazine of hydropic stone curlew voidance
You unenjoyable bag of plagued Surinam toad night soil
You pathetic boll of ulcerated jaguar piddle
You deformed jeroboam of envenomed eyra residuua
You hard-featured amnion of soiled muskellunge excretes
You frightful gripsack of variolous black sea bass ejection
You execrable pottle of unchaste nematode silt
You heartsickening purse of poisonous shovelhead shark flops
You dismal cereal bowl of measly flicker rags
You distressful sea bag of tumorous Barred Plymouth Rock eruption
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