Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unwelcome jar of maculate sea perch spurt
You ill-shaped mail pouch of palsied Belgian butts
You annoying thermos of unhealthful tsetse fly defecation
You unaesthetic snuffbox of toxical Romeldale perspiration
You stinking fruit basket of tabid beaver tears
You sad escritoire of measly Rambouillet residue
You vexing picnic basket of pneumonic duckbill purulence
You despicable mug of rheumatic barn owl mucus
You dreary jorum of lousy snook sweat
You torturous ashcan of pestilential cuckoo filings
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