Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You wearying wineglass of loose harlequin cabbage bug thyroxin
You ungainly loculus of scorbutic potto sewerage
You tiresome housewife of smirched marmoset flowers
You awful cist of miasmic croaker eructation
You baneful jardiniere of virulent musk-ox urine
You horrifying buffet of envenomed dodo feculence
You hard-featured golf bag of mortified sucker debris
You rebarbative trowel of cancerous Norfolk spaniel purulence
You exasperating Toby-jug of cankered moa vomition
You grisly beer glass of toxic barbet exudate
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