Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You baneful drinking cup of cancerous cankerworm odds and ends
You harrowing punch bowl of maculate oryx scum
You dislikable tallboy of beset manul eccrisis
You grim-faced paten of toxical grasshopper mouse ordure
You ungraceful jigger of pestilential pill bug sialorrhea
You unpleasing packet of podagric chewink transudation
You harsh trug of measly sulfur-bottom whale parings
You gross pack sack of foul zebra finch pats
You thankless buck basket of pestiferous affenpinscher salivation
You displeasing teaspoon of allergic night-heron extravasation
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