Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpretty saccus of toxiferous sable flowers
You plaguey brazier of insanitary caracal sputum
You homely sea bag of unsalutary echidna dingleberry
You uncomfortable saucepan of miasmal Shorthorn spurt
You ungraceful dinner plate of variolar dromedary flatuosity
You grinding water butt of arthritic chameleon drivel
You irritating pottle of carcinogenic lyrebird feces
You unspeakable vasculum of sullied krait sweepings
You horrid bidet of morbid nutcracker eccrisis
You revolting skillet of cankerous tree squirrel evacuation
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