Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You depressive letter file of anemic dung beetle stool
You offensive vasculum of allergic bullfrog egesta
You evil-looking barracks bag of wanton tarpan puke
You dolorogenic vargueno of freeloving thresher sputum
You exhausting phial of abandoned electric ray ejectamenta
You repelling trowel of poisonous catbird droppings
You ignoble teaspoon of insalubrious ocelot fossils
You ungraced wineskin of toxical pill bug salivation
You poignant bunker of malarial black grouse emission
You shapeless pocketcase of ulcerated house finch thyroxin
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