Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You malodorous demijohn of plagued goatsucker clinkers
You undelectable paten of envenomed Hamburg orts
You heinous tinderbox of pocky alligator gar cinders
You harassing sideboard of colicky Arctic fox husks
You detestable skippet of pathogenic ricebird embers
You unattractive casserole of unassimilable false map turtle ructation
You deformed coffeepot of pedicular mamba stool
You pathetic holster of unchaste peba flatus
You unsavory drinking horn of leprous stump-tailed lizard stumps
You ignoble cyst of indigestible Alsatian chips
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