Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You plaguesome bindle of cancerous horned screamer secretion
You monstrous saccus of encephalitic wild duck eructation
You defaced sugar spoon of sullied crane flow
You hard-visaged brandy snifter of infected bezoar goat barf
You undelectable coffin of cankerous triggerfish ca-ca
You dire mortarboard of toxic bluebottle BO
You distressing punnet of venenous Welsh offscourings
You blemished press of defiled shoveler ash
You marred splint basket of ravaged firefly sewerage
You pathetic butt of soiled sawfly spurt
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