Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You lamentable ashpan of cancerous goatsucker traces
You awful buffet of plagued golden retriever salts
You exasperating duffel bag of arthritic swift ejecta
You despicable utricle of malarial Bernese mountain dog precipitates
You worrisome fruit basket of paralytic cisco sperm
You mephitic filing box of poisoned wood pigeon relics
You uncomely whatnot of scabietic bookworm belch
You shocking coal scuttle of malign argala coprolith
You unbeautiful tucker bag [Austral] of chlorotic toadfish settlings
You disgusting billfold of venomous white wolf discharge
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