Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grim cabinet of poisoned Berkshire ca-ca
You importunate magnum of dropsical ant lion guano
You mortifying catch basin of variolar lammergeier elimination
You uglified pony of morbid giant schnauzer foam
You ghastly crock of maculate drill scum
You comfortless valise of ulcerous sambar cinders
You grisly holster of edematous chinchilla flowers
You bitter cedar chest of beset ostrich squirt
You uninviting honeypot of indecent Clydesdale terrier slaver
You untasteful coffee cup of polluted redhead rheum
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