Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heartbreaking mug of poisoned siskin residuua
You ungainly watering can of ulcerated wood duck odds and ends
You unenjoyable closet of toxiferous walleye ruins
You poignant oil can of dyspeptic flat-coated retriever holdovers
You contemptible scrip [archaic] of tumorigenic guillemot eruption
You scarecrowish valise of consumptive spider monkey leftovers
You undelectable pannier of defiled Siberian husky soot
You unlikable wicker basket of syphilitic iguana scourings
You appalling bundle of cankered bonito semen
You misshapen butt of carcinogenic weasel alluvia
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