Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You crude bakepan of toxic Kerry blue terrier scum
You awful desk of injurious Welsh pony perspiration
You heartrending Toby-jug of arthritic Pekingese residue
You vexing musk bag of grubby hamster odds and ends
You revolting terrine of besmirched chameleon vomition
You miasmic saccus of pestilential goat antelope dejecta
You rending golf bag of unsanitary balloonfish sialorrhea
You homely sheath of soiled Wessex saddleback alluvia
You blemished messkit of malign flame tetra remnants
You unappealing caldron of pneumonic cottontail rabbit refuse
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