Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You distressing mug of infested basset precipitations
You disconcerting scoop of gouty gopher snake flatus
You depressing bail of grubby hawk rumps
You onerous press of consumptive elephant precipitates
You bleak rucksack of beset dragon urine
You graceless keg of syphilitic albacore spit
You unhandsome flacon of luetic stilt butts
You unaesthetic wastepaper basket of carcinogenic Durham exudate
You marred washtub of malign turnstone remnants
You monstrous decanter of hydropic roach sinter
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