Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You discomforting ewer of smirched duck refuse
You pestiferous moneybag of injurious bullhead coprolite
You monstrous cistern of pathological Cochin depositions
You foul crucible of phthisic teredo spittle
You sorrowful udder of hydropic rat snake squirt
You joyless carryall of unassimilable woolly mammoth dung
You pestering tucker bag [Austral] of measly canary flow
You ill-favored theca of pleuritic chafer sediment
You bitter cream pitcher of unhealthful blowfish excreta
You gruesome dispatch box of pestiferous spectacled cobra odds and ends
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