Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You despicable saddlebag of paralytic harlequin snake sialagogue
You bothering can of rachitic Tennessee walking horse cinders
You repugnant cruet of noxious Bantam ejection
You unlikable schooner of poisoned Thian Shan sheep BO
You displeasing chifforobe of septic flame tetra dross
You ungainly ashtray of diseased mackerel dejecta
You contemptible monstrance of incontinent wood tick soot
You affecting tankard of foul scarab stubble
You abhorrent carpetbag of loose-moraled wood owl odds and ends
You stinking jigger of polluted Siberian husky piddle
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