Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You distasteful carpetbag of foul Corriedale thyroxin
You sour pocket of malarial capercaillie residuua
You unaesthetic jar of unsanitary cutworm ejection
You nauseating bag of unclean whistler eccrisis
You vexatious loving cup of hydropic bluebird saliva
You unpleasant pipe of pedicular sergeant fish offscourings
You teratic cell of neuralgic American trotter chips
You ill-featured hamper of luetic zeuglodon coprolith
You horrific demijohn of teeming blue Andalusian soot
You horrifying flower bowl of abandoned brook trout draff
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