Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You shapeless packing box of luetic dog effusion
You ungraced bunker of chlorotic pollack sewerage
You touching finger bowl of pathogenic Lepisma egestion
You unwelcome kitchen cabinet of teeming char slaver
You pathetic crock of gangrenous yellowlegs flux
You tiresome holdall of debauched miniature pinscher ruins
You dislikable bindle of plagued Galloway rags
You teratic carboy of venenous cockroach emesis
You tyrannous caddy of miasmic otterhound ends
You bothersome catchall of gangrened rhesus salivation
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