Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrible vanity bag of pediculous blackhead Persian odds and ends
You unalluring spoon of rheumatic Cheviot eructation
You ill-proportioned cereal bowl of malign camelopard settlings
You heartrending duffel bag of plagued oont [India] precipitations
You unwelcome loculus of malarial ling fart
You weighty ditty bag of podagric Lepisma stool
You evil-favored labis [eccl] of tabid bull mastiff dribble
You gargoylish saccule of unchaste water dog expectoration
You shocking can of teeming hornet slag
You uglified fifth of incontinent Romeldale defecation
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