Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ghastly scyphus of wanton bush baby salivation
You worrisome saccule of indigestible serval foam
You obscene vacuum bottle of malign gerbil cinders
You afflictive theca of unhygenic mouflon rheum
You marred tun of diseased blue fish rumps
You grinding jardiniere of chlorotic buffalo disgorgement
You ignoble pony of unhealthy herring sputum
You touching whatnot of diabetic night-heron sialagogue
You cacophonic barracks bag of innutritious dorado flops
You deplorable carryall of hydropic Shropshire crap
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