Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You obscene haversack of grubby Polled Hereford cinders
You shapeless letter file of contagious grivet egesta
You tragic shovel of beset dabchick ordure
You afflicting dosser of pathological squid remains
You plaguesome spatula of hydropic rabbitfish guano
You pathetic game bag of paralytic milk snake dingleberry
You unbeauteous caisson of innutritious borer remnants
You unengaging cruet of malarial finback vestiges
You scarecrowish traveling bag of diabetic basilisk coprolith
You ungraced rucksack of abandoned whitefish mucus
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