Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You objectionable powder box of gangrened hyrax saliva
You unengaging breadbasket of toxicant flying lemur excrement
You pesky fistula of wormy gecko puke
You sharp trunk of plagued carp dross
You heinous vasculum of miasmatic mink ejectamenta
You untasteful keg of rachitic blue jay purulence
You undelicious rush basket of hydropic lemur extravasation
You frightful firkin of deadly English foxhound turd
You sorrowful dinner plate of rickety wharf rat sewage
You afflicting sea bag of noxious black sheep relics
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