Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpalatable washbasin of envenomed thunder snake urine
You ill-favored bursa of poisonous Russian wolfhound remnants
You plaguesome sideboard of toxical hawkmoth froth
You pestiferous carton of consumptive orangutan detritus
You clumsy bucket of pestiferous gull belch
You ill-made money box of defiled domestic shorthair cat smut
You unsightly blackjack of morbific lantern fish regurgitation
You uninviting carpetbag of gangrened rat snake excreta
You hideous e´tui of pneumonic punkie saliva
You ill-shaped ewer of unassimilable sable flow
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