Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dislikable spatula of insanitary toadfish excreta
You displeasing bin of syphilitic sunfish shavings
You horrendous purse of tumorigenic pike sputum
You hard-visaged warming pan of malign rail flops
You wearing valise of plagued sparrow hawk cinders
You clumsy firkin of veneniferous kittiwake flux
You pitiable pottinger of toxic cowbird transudation
You nauseating sack of deadly cayman feces
You gross caddy of tumorous Irish wolfhound manure
You consuming reliquary of morbid jackass stubble
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