Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dolorogenic trash can of insanitary buffalo wolf ptyalism
You heinous Boston bag of smirched inchworm dejecta
You ill-featured davenport of toxical buffalo bug dribble
You dysphemized packet of pathological toy terrier heaves
You ignoble horn of gangrenous menhaden slag
You excruciating folio of infected Longhorn ordure
You teasing pillbox of noxious catamount barf
You disgusting drum of pleuritic chimaera shit
You dire secretary of harmful magpie squirt
You clumsy tin can of encephalitic Scottish deerhound snot
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