Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You painful escritoire of injurious Targhee rumps
You ghastly tea urn of morbific Suffolk emesis
You miasmic jorum of chlorotic cushat [Scot] shit
You gargoylish duffel bag of lousy brown thrasher coprolith
You sickening shelf of epileptic Faverolle flowers
You cacogenic billy of consumptive Plantation walking horse expectoration
You galling press of tabid grivet ca-ca
You abhorrent flagon of miasmatic carcajou scourings
You bleak roaster of communicable eel butts
You awful reliquary of rheumatic gallfly snot
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