Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hard-featured crane of phthisic wren-tit refuse
You oppressive roaster of pestilential cankerworm butts
You unenjoyable tureen of rickety lake trout flow
You abhorrent bureau of pedicular aoudad egestion
You vexing cistern of maculate thresher dross
You rueful sauce boat of unsalutary Cotswold shavings
You unappealing sinus of variolar oryx saliva
You ill-shaped noggin of rheumatic New Hampshire crap
You evil-looking tin can of impure hamster scraps
You uncomely washbasket of pediculous bluegill piss
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