Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You inelegant locker box of tumorous elephant dejecta
You ill-looking posnet of contaminated ruddy duck mucus
You rotten drawer of pocky ant bear draff
You unlikable vase of pneumonic sprat scraps
You noisome demijohn of tabid black Spanish guano
You undelicious secretary of variolous otter sialagogue
You unpretty kitchen boiler of poisoned bluebill BO
You ungraceful oil can of miasmic yellowbird manure
You insufferable kit bag of gouty hogfish sediment
You unpalatable evening bag of communicable roach ejection
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