Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You piteous dessert spoon of sullied black snake embers
You monstrous brazier of pestilential stork regurgitation
You unendurable tote bag of tubercular Kerry blue terrier jakes
You grievous seedcase of ratty goldeneye butts
You grisly commode of ravaged suslik droppings
You sore wardrobe of infective cow precipitates
You awkward pericarp of noisome char eruption
You provoking clothespress of wanton jackrabbit expulsion
You plaguey cistern of pathological redhead guano
You disconcerting ostensorium of harmful blind fish egestion
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