Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You malodorous bag of communicable boar droppings
You heartrending vasculum of malign flame tetra flux
You poignant amnion of contaminated lake trout relics
You plaguing frying pan of ulcerated Campine ruins
You frightful wastepaper basket of scabietic cobra clinkers
You fetid sack of mortified June bug mucus
You horrid pericarp of poisonous whippoorwill fart
You depressive crane of cankerous panda sewage
You plaguesome coffee urn of virulent sparrow hawk spurt
You pestilential hip bath of pestilential egret emission
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