Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rending till of malign French Canadian shavings
You awkward coaster of consumptive Eskimo dog orts
You repellent amnion of loose weaverbird vomition
You grim saddlebag of toxicant moth secretion
You ill-looking letter file of pedicular fitch scum
You dysphemistic shelves of colicky aphid stumps
You pitiable punch bowl of communicable German shepherd ejectment
You unbeauteous jug of tumorigenic bull mastiff leavings
You aggravating flasket of measly siamang puke
You repulsive flower bowl of poisoned polar fox spurt
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