Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You provoking coffer of scrofulous Eskimo dog semen
You unengaging salad bowl of miasmatic mute swan dribble
You blemished cream pitcher of laryngitic moose eruption
You grotesque compote of unsalutary crane eccrisis
You revolting noggin of noxious June bug ptyalism
You ill-made Canterbury of unwholesome miniature schnauzer night soil
You galling boot of infective trout lacrimation
You saddening flagon of bilious bullfrog deposits
You scarecrowish keg of abandoned yellowhammer embers
You unlikable frail of venerate marlin smut
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