Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You teasing water butt of apoplectic ortolan mucus
You shocking filing box of ulcerous drum sputum
You insufferable portfolio of malign duckbill ptyalism
You ugly labis [eccl] of polluted sea gull cinders
You nasty demijohn of unsalutary puli autacoid
You objectionable milk pail of miasmal macaw sweepings
You bleak skillet of pleuritic wood duck remnants
You heartwounding gallipot of defiled dingo ejecta
You repugnant bunker of poisoned broadtail emission
You mortifying crate of morbific canvasback ca-ca
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