Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You bleak bucket of morbific sage grouse rags
You annoying china of tabetic American quarter horse night soil
You evil-favored billfold of defiled towhee saliva
You troublesome pocket of bilious viper flow
You clumsy mortarboard of teeming wren spit
You unalluring sewing basket of arthritic cat squirrel emission
You unenjoyable chest of cankered water moccasin deposits
You grim bathtub of chlorotic greylag goose excrement
You abhorrent hope chest of epileptic golden eagle depositions
You displeasing catchall of noxious creeper slaver
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