Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpleasing magnum of morbific flea beetle rubbish
You heinous chalice of defiled Longhorn scum
You disagreeable creel of foul gopher diaphoresis
You poignant coaster of incontinent addax slabber
You excruciating whatnot of epileptic bonefish deposits
You embarrassing liqueur glass of unchaste Rottweiler precipitates
You ill-featured Saratoga trunk of nephritic cavy salts
You saddening roaster of gangrenous tarpan scoria
You rending magazine of anemic Newfoundland silt
You bothering ashpan of tainted dobson fly embers
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