Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You oppressive hamper of wanton deer tiger foam
You dolorogenic tablespoon of unsalutary chafer chaff
You overburdensome carafe of pestiferous crane fly eccrisis
You evil-favored gallbladder of unassimilable shovelhead shark saliva
You dolorific porringer of noxious hoopoe sewage
You repelling sideboard of beset chimney swift expulsion
You depressing pillbox of toxic gemsbok stubble
You unlikable drinking horn of miasmal leafhopper pee
You unhandsome carryall of lousy guppy belch
You vexatious Saratoga trunk of unhealthful pika autacoid
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