Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unhandsome diplomatic pouch of infectious lung fish ejaculation
You misproportioned marsupium of foul English springer spaniel waste
You mournful fistula of indecent songbird draff
You teasing punch bowl of injurious giant bass rumps
You unenjoyable boiler of rachitic aoudad expectoration
You offensive cistern of unsalutary anole purulence
You homely trough of pathogenic stump-tailed lizard flatuosity
You ill-made soupspoon of septic fox vomition
You exhausting tassie [Brit] of venerate schnauzer ructation
You crude saucer of epileptic bleak chaff
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