Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You offensive gallipot of toxic Galloway mucus
You disfigured housewife of dropsical pilchard husks
You pitiable bud vase of smirched tsetse fly residue
You ill-featured mazer of scabietic tarpon eruption
You unspeakable crate of unhealthy Lincoln Red barf
You grim-visaged gallbladder of poisonous trout emission
You malformed noggin of measly cotton worm scoria
You heartsickening honeypot of insanitary chipmunk jakes
You baneful loving cup of pathogenic sunfish draff
You bothering saucer of neuritic potato bug foam
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