Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unbeautiful beaker of malignant porpoise waste
You appalling pocketbook of toxical West Highland clinkers
You marred jardiniere of nephritic ibex excretion
You terrible creamer of smirched redpoll odds and ends
You painful poke of unchaste haddock purulence
You ill-proportioned crock of soiled guitarfish moraine
You hateful oil can of neuralgic water bug spit
You uninviting bin of leprous orangutan cinders
You worrying paten of tumorigenic Tennessee walking horse slag
You graceless drum of unassimilable bat burp
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