Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You repelling beaker of dyspeptic hackee manure
You afflicting chalice of malignant gar night soil
You awkward evening bag of allergic West Highland white terrier flow
You defaced flowerpot of scorbutic killer heaves
You grim-visaged pipe of incontinent thunder snake grounds
You dire hatbox of adulterous blindworm slag
You nauseating sitzbath of envenomed rook clinkers
You wearying punch bowl of cankerous bullfinch rumps
You untasteful watering can of pediculous tanager sperm
You distasteful shoulder bag of peccant spring frog slabber
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