Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You afflicting hatbox of ulcerated coypu effusion
You dismal davenport of pocky gnatcatcher residue
You wearing bassinet of loose-moraled Dalmatian ejecta
You misshapen splint basket of malign Welsh scoria
You bitter e´tui of podagric peregrine falcon gas
You disturbing amnion of hypertensive moth spurt
You unwelcome bladder of gouty boarhound droppings
You offensive noggin of morbid trematode filings
You dysphemistic salad bowl of unchaste brush turkey flatuosity
You dislikable tallboy of neuritic walleye manure
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