Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You fetid pannier of hypertensive redwing effusion
You harsh bandolier of scorbutic Angora goat BO
You heavy tankard of unhealthful brown trout sinter
You woeful crucible of dyspeptic crustacean squirt
You oppressive evening bag of veneniferous Cotswold sialagogue
You ghastly kitchen cabinet of unvirginal albatross precipitates
You saddening honeypot of envenomed onager remnants
You ungraceful rack of plagued Clydesdale draff
You harrowing vanity case of toxiferous horn fly emission
You ill-made pottinger of luetic coyote flux
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