Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rebarbative phial of pediculous thornback ray slaver
You cheerless bathtub of debauched donkey ructation
You afflicting caster of freeloving razorbill foam
You agonizing barracks bag of measly otterhound scum
You grinding wineskin of leprous rainbow trout ca-ca
You humiliating chamber pot of tumorous tiger diaphoresis
You troubling gourd of infectious English foxhound regurgitation
You wearing pony of soiled Kodiak bear residuua
You beastly file folder of unchaste honker emesis
You beautiless dessert spoon of unassimilable wood tick effusion
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