Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You harrowing net of ulcerous hartebeest hormone
You dismaying hipflask of toxical tortoise thyroxin
You homely envelope of pedicular crocodile snot
You gruesome coffin of diseased ant residue
You unbeautiful locker of unsalutary nematode coprolith
You ill-looking magnum of morbid electric fish hemorrhage
You wearying pipe of scrofulous gar night soil
You fulsome biggin of malignant fox squirrel deposits
You marred wallet of indecent Indian buffalo ejection
You uncomely secretary of lousy mew rheum
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