Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unendurable schooner of loose ruddy duck dejecta
You unshapely can of indigestible French Canadian traces
You plaguesome firkin of tabid scorpion fly spurt
You contemptible capsule of peccant goose moraine
You disconcerting box of deadly Burmese cat belch
You detestable briefcase of colicky bloodhound purulence
You onerous pottinger of pathological baleen whale eructation
You repulsive net of freeloving tatouay ruins
You bleak glasses of abandoned caribou sewage
You insupportable wastebasket of debauched magpie butts
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