Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grim-faced jigger of tubercular termite froth
You terrible pocketcase of venomous oryx disgorgement
You unshapely cereal bowl of scorbutic pasang ordure
You unpleasant game bag of chlorotic tatouay guano
You troublesome cistern of loose redpoll foam
You excruciating glasses of bilious song thrush sialagogue
You unappeteizing chest of unsalutary American foxhound coprolith
You undelectable china of pathogenic Siamese cat expulsion
You distasteful tub of veneniferous gibbon ash
You woebegone spoon of contagious seal sewage
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