Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unlikable dishpan of pleuritic frigate bird jakes
You unbeautiful money box of epileptic song sparrow dross
You repulsive monstrance of neuritic water bug dung
You dysphemistic puncheon of toxical firefly salts
You wearisome locker of encephalitic turkey buzzard dejecta
You sorrowful mussuk of tumorigenic crappie evacuation
You hard-visaged hot-water bottle of rheumatic myna sweat
You affecting roaster of unhealthful leech ejection
You detestable dessert spoon of variolar jaguarundi night soil
You afflictive jorum of consumptive wild ass residue
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