Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grim coffer of unvirginal jerboa kangaroo ordure
You inelegant terrine of harmful horsefly settlings
You odious holster of insanitary Narragansett pacer sediment
You evil-looking caddie bag of tumorigenic lemming drivel
You undesirable flowerpot of cankered agama squirt
You rebarbative punch bowl of pestilential fox squirrel salts
You weighty coal scuttle of pocky polecat ejectamenta
You grotesque crate of wanton Hereford droppings
You unpretty kibble of peccant harvest mouse tears
You worrying sea bag of morbid robber fly regurgitation
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