Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You detestable schooner of palsied manta rumps
You shocking oil can of pathological Mexican hairless effluent
You horrifying escritoire of gangrened tree swallow flatulence
You dismaying warming pan of infective tern feculence
You uglified garbage can of rickety black Spanish piddle
You unaesthetic saddlebag of contagious sea eagle purulence
You disagreeable schooper of loose locust manure
You oppressive crucible of noxious argali defecation
You objectionable terrine of unhygenic chipping sparrow embers
You rotten shelves of unassimilable salmon trout flops
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