Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You disconcerting sugar spoon of variolous prairie wolf waste
You dolorogenic shot glass of dropsical ruddy duck disgorgement
You malformed labis [eccl] of malarial pocket rat exudation
You revolting trash can of colicky Columbia snot
You gross tea chest of infective catbird flatulence
You atrocious gunny of diabetic horned screamer remains
You unpretty rummer of infested gallfly scourings
You provoking hot-water bottle of tumorigenic apar evacuation
You humiliating tyg of toxical blowfly odds and ends
You worrying seedcase of pestilential song sparrow coprolith
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