Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dolorific terrine of pestilential turtledove perspiration
You deplorable dishpan of nephritic gallinule precipitations
You despicable stave basket of teeming sulfur-bottom whale regurgitation
You mortifying butt of venenous Southdown silt
You unwelcome cream pitcher of syphilitic Gordon setter lacrimation
You crude pack sack of unvirginal hedgehog embers
You ill-looking quiver of indigestible trematode vomit
You shocking schooper of unsanitary Saluki wind
You heartrending file of deadly jaguar BO
You spoiled sugar spoon of colicky striped bass parings
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