Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You gross rack of leprous starling scoria
You unaesthetic wineglass of colicky ling feces
You atrocious coffin of unhealthful puma vomition
You ungraceful monstrance of polluted podura flops
You crushing sac of illicit sheldrake scourings
You awkward mazer of scabietic sea cow remnants
You embarrassing bindle of consumptive Egyptian cat elimination
You bitter goblet of rickety Briard traces
You unpalatable poke of communicable black snake regurgitation
You fulsome canister of gangrenous English sparrow scraps
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