Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You painful satchel of scabietic magpie urine
You wearisome tureen of neuralgic lion-tailed monkey ejectamenta
You provoking coffee urn of ratty Plymouth gas
You atrocious wallet of miasmal weakfish piddle
You awful barracks bag of allergic daboia precipitations
You affecting soup bowl of adulterous dragonfly evacuation
You plaguing knapsack of unsanitary Brussels griffon discharge
You heartbreaking cellaret of sullied redfin soot
You horrendous kettle of cancerous rose beetle pats
You sharp rush basket of wormy rail lacrimation
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