Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heavy palette of virulent Dolly Varden trout snot
You heartrending compact of destructive wood mouse parings
You awful punch bowl of unsanitary Merino extrusion
You hard-favored boll of laryngitic apar flatuosity
You unbeauteous capsule of scorbutic bald eagle chips
You troublesome cedar chest of smirched loris sewerage
You thankless bread pan of phthisic St. Bernard elimination
You joyless backpack of pestiferous toad secretion
You pestering suitcase of innutritious guenon mucus
You sore scabbard of scrofulous squid crap
https://cheswick.com/insult