Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You contemptible cruet of malign guinea pig drivel
You uncomfortable powder box of miasmatic mealybug refuse
You unpleasant chalice of hydropic dog feces
You desolating frail of anemic bettong odds and ends
You cacophonic sugar bowl of venomous urus extrusion
You aggravating commode of pestilential mountain lion spew
You dire clothespress of consumptive magpie barf
You unpretty pocketcase of diabetic capuchin voidance
You importunate saddlebag of pocky fruit fly scourings
You consuming potty of unwholesome walleye piddle
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