Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pesky till of insalubrious cockroach ends
You weighty box of laryngitic black sheep stool
You heavy bathtub of besmirched hare vomit
You undelicious tote bag of unhygenic Manx cat scraps
You misbegotten demijohn of unhealthy earworm slabber
You heartsickening flasket of insanitary crossbill emesis
You poignant tankard of edematous duck tears
You intolerable letter file of septic chevrotain settlings
You grim tableware of loose whooper swan sialagogue
You racking bin of carcinogenic sea horse hemorrhage
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