Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grisly cabinet of indecent macaque sweepings
You afflictive ventricle of envenomed Yorkshire scum
You frightful hogshead of pestiferous Duroc fossils
You appalling closet of mortified gunnel drivel
You ghastly tin can of cancerous finch piddle
You sharp pony of poisonous black fox sewage
You deformed tablespoon of insalubrious horse mackerel emesis
You monstrous brandy snifter of measly polecat discharge
You consuming sink of pneumonic red grouse scraps
You desolating biggin of harmful pollack perspiration
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