Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You execrable ashpan of rheumatic ring ouzel sinter
You irksome carpetbag of lousy jabalina traces
You despicable stomach of rachitic hobby salts
You ill-proportioned sitzbath of epileptic bushmaster slag
You disfigured coaster of arthritic anchovy drool
You heartrending billy of miasmal fish hawk expectoration
You uninviting highball glass of hypertensive cankerworm piddle
You grinding shot glass of scorbutic buffalo carpet beetle ruins
You distressful bladder of insanitary dunlin dribble
You woeful bunker of neuritic Norwegian elkhound dejecta
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