Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unhandsome fifth of indigestible torpedo fish jakes
You humiliating sac of unhygenic suslik shit
You gargoylish milk pail of malarial New Hampshire red discharge
You evil-favored reticule of contagious genet excreta
You ill-featured pocketbook of chlorotic wild sheep scoria
You monstrous mussuk of loose-moraled ferret residuua
You agonizing hot-water bottle of teeming colobus embers
You comfortless gripsack of peccant whiting fart
You bitter sideboard of tabetic midwife toad excrement
You hard-featured paten of poisoned kiwi feces
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