Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dire barrel of laryngitic white Plymouth Rock urine
You despicable ewer of chlorotic wolverine dejecta
You bothering rucksack of unassimilable kuvasz draff
You bitter diplomatic pouch of miasmatic fox terrier hormone
You base rummer of hydropic Narragansett pacer manure
You marred drawer of allergic ounce jet
You dismaying broiler of freeloving nematode defecation
You ignoble piggin of pneumonic punkie ructation
You poignant billy of tubercular vesper sparrow egestion
You troublesome fistula of indigestible Malinois jakes
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