Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You repelling scabbard of unclean bobcat fossils
You wearying cigarette case of pediculous wood rat rumps
You clumsy hot-water bottle of carcinogenic badger dog relics
You distressing mortarboard of harmful grain beetle stumps
You offensive cistern of contaminated Arctic hare sewage
You hard-visaged demijohn of mortified flying marmot wind
You ungraceful milk pail of septic Lincoln Red waste
You agonizing nose bag of scabietic June bug vomition
You woebegone warming pan of dyspeptic deer mouse eccrisis
You malformed sugar bowl of syphilitic goose rags
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