Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unbeauteous trough of unassimilable greyhound dingleberry
You abhorrent dessert spoon of rachitic swallow flops
You distressful gallbladder of adulterous chicken hawk vomit
You ungraceful calyx of diseased blue Andalusian survivals
You evil-favored vargueno of mortified Scottish deerhound stool
You unendurable tinderbox of wanton leatherback effusion
You ignoble letter file of grubby Norwich terrier ejectment
You ugly schoolbag of illicit secretary bird autacoid
You dismaying frail of rheumatic sheep piss
You joyless dispatch box of ratty redstart urine
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