Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You contemptible letter file of noxious woodcock dribble
You revolting billy of scrofulous pointer dingleberry
You unlovely bladder of pestilential sheldrake spurt
You sharp poke of polluted cottontail rabbit flatus
You teasing drinking cup of poisonous entellus spittle
You ill-favored GI can of miasmatic lynx pats
You bothersome double boiler of soiled Angora cat husks
You tyrannous gallbladder of gangrenous oquassa flux
You heartsickening dipper of besmirched eft vestiges
You cheerless piggin of dropsical blind fish hormone
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