Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dolorous firkin of gangrenous loggerhead pats
You painful frying pan of veneniferous llama egestion
You dreary wastebasket of podagric Burmese cat slaver
You atrocious tassie [Brit] of destructive suslik flatulence
You ill-made shoulder bag of luetic auklet burp
You harrowing capsule of morbid Ancona shit
You loathsome caisson of hypertensive jaguarundi guano
You gross vesicle of rheumatic asp grounds
You repellent chamber pot of miasmic midge refuse
You stinking vasculum of venerate goat antelope flowers
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