Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You bitter hod of malarial June bug debris
You appalling haversack of ravaged water snake depositions
You malodorous wok of rickety gerbil turd
You sore roaster of neuritic sambar flatus
You dismaying wastebasket of miasmal jewfish saliva
You vile bucket of ulcerated Airedale deposits
You heartwounding cedar chest of scorbutic puli smut
You insupportable scrotum of morbid phalarope shit
You noxious satchel of toxic ephemerid piss
You exasperating chalice of communicable halibut pee
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