Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You abominable terrine of unhygenic buff Orpington eructation
You deformed powder box of variolous cattle egret voidance
You unsightly schooper of colicky trumpeter excrement
You disconcerting clothespress of diseased oquassa sewerage
You mournful clothesbasket of infective grampus excreta
You undesirable tallboy of pestilential bunting puke
You desolating locker box of destructive West Highland white terrier disgorgement
You worrisome boiler of palsied eland offscourings
You baneful Toby-jug of defiled blue jay leftovers
You defaced kit bag of toxiferous Newfoundland scourings
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