Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dreary coffer of unvirginal Brahman feculence
You abhorrent wineglass of nephritic buffalo carpet beetle voidance
You dolorogenic lowboy of toxic giant bass squirt
You rebarbative dish of variolous wood mouse egestion
You lamentable kettle of scorbutic mugger grounds
You pitiable puncheon of rheumatic grosbeak jakes
You offensive trough of variolar Lippizaner leavings
You torturous shot glass of venenous tatouay froth
You unshapely bowl of pestilential shoveler defecation
You harsh wooden basket of laryngitic teal wind
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