Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You cacogenic finger bowl of ratty caecilian sialagogue
You deplorable davenport of morbid snow bunting squirt
You cacophonous shot glass of deadly sidewinder hormone
You ill-shaped net of wormy bison sweat
You obscene teacup of measly slow-worm egesta
You rotten handbag of maculate thunder snake scum
You mortifying double boiler of scrofulous tit stumps
You tragic clothesbasket of cancerous gecko spout
You fulsome cardcase of morbific Yorkshire excretion
You unpalatable boiler of tumorigenic mud puppy droppings
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