Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You undelicious flacon of pestiferous snow bunting holdovers
You misbegotten pocket of cancerous alligator excrement
You heartrending sideboard of edematous snout beetle purulence
You graceless saucer of noxious peafowl regurgitation
You dislikable vial of toxic carabao relics
You consuming cake pan of pestilential burbot dregs
You sad shelves of gangrened ephemerid sperm
You unaesthetic davenport of miasmatic snowshoe rabbit excretion
You affecting kilderkin of rickety kangaroo feculence
You tragic plate of tubercular sea dog feces
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