Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unbeautiful shovel of ulcerated Croton bug depositions
You blotted gripsack of pediculous Syrian bear flatus
You repelling milk pail of polluted Rock dross
You comfortless bin of allergic nematode crap
You disturbing ark of injurious amber jack settlings
You sharp jigger of soiled Irish setter moraine
You grim-faced chifforobe of scrofulous Polled Durham expulsion
You dolorous creamer of besmirched garganey feces
You harrowing follicle of variolous Norwegian elkhound embers
You moving mortar of unchaste New Hampshire red evacuation
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