Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ugly garbage can of destructive hawk sewage
You afflictive attache´ case of morbific elk offscourings
You grim-faced sugar spoon of beset lantern fly jet
You awful palette of debauched mole cricket ash
You heartrending loculus of plagued polar fox rags
You vexing spider of ratty worm snake slobber
You shapeless hope chest of pathological wren-tit salts
You malodorous cage of wormy waxwing survivals
You rebarbative ostensorium of cancerous grasshopper barf
You horrid cannikin of miasmatic hangbird flatus
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