Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You mournful autoclave of rachitic ring ouzel slobber
You ungainly oil can of malign krait dregs
You misbegotten gourd of unsalutary song sparrow egesta
You depressing tea chest of laryngitic flamingo pee
You abominable coaster of pestiferous man-o'-war bird eructation
You tyrannous chest of drawers of loose-moraled gaur dung
You importunate shell of unsanitary eider excreta
You teratic pipkin of tubercular snipe jakes
You uglified noggin of beset sting ray sewerage
You objectionable loving cup of unhealthy tragopan slabber
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