Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sad evening bag of dropsical Lepisma grounds
You ill-featured trash can of scorbutic Arctic hare lacrimation
You ill-shaped flask of toxiferous Hambletonian drivel
You marred file folder of unhealthy Rex cat night soil
You embarrassing carryall of venerate jerboa husks
You undelicious barracks bag of gouty poorwill crap
You baneful cellaret of cancerous cichlid embers
You unspeakable plate of contagious linnet vomition
You unaesthetic calyx of cankerous Audubon's warbler slobber
You mournful attache´ case of septic wireworm eructation
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