Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You importunate davenport of anemic Japanese spaniel spit
You homely sugar spoon of variolar earworm waste
You mephitic catch basin of tumorigenic solan goose survivals
You beastly compact of ratty black Orpington spurt
You inelegant demijohn of peccant Cochin slaver
You dolorogenic casket of podagric Cornish ash
You bothersome bassinet of foul man-o'-war bird autacoid
You sharp can of chlorotic kea orts
You unsavory wastepaper basket of morbific coonhound shit
You baneful packing box of gangrened moa ruins
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