Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You troublesome barrel of encephalitic bald eagle ruins
You unappeteizing teakettle of infectious mayfly spit
You vexatious trug of leprous alpaca spew
You base shot glass of teeming wood mouse BO
You harassing scuttle of allergic bonnet monkey salts
You disconcerting drum of sullied blue fox puke
You dismaying poke of variolar bittern excretes
You hard-visaged chamber pot of pathological kuvasz dingleberry
You abominable loving cup of pestiferous Lippizaner hormone
You awkward crate of unwholesome Merino vestiges
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