Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You comfortless shelves of pocky red grouse relics
You cheerless sauce boat of syphilitic Great Pyrenees traces
You clumsy grip of tabetic brush deer BO
You insupportable tea chest of veneniferous guanaco ejaculation
You weighty dispatch box of sullied grampus exudate
You repugnant coffee urn of gouty rock dove fart
You crushing vitrine of unhealthy murre drool
You forbidding splint basket of colicky wire-haired terrier odds and ends
You depressive noggin of freeloving deer eructation
You grim-faced mazer of toxical Burmese cat remainders
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