Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You consuming tinderbox of contaminated rabbit saliva
You displeasing handbag of colicky halibut night soil
You irksome till of syphilitic glowworm remainders
You foul cancelli of toxical yellowbird exudation
You clumsy lowboy of venomous Arabian autacoid
You ill-looking mussuk of mortified cormorant dejecta
You disconcerting scoop of hypertensive Dorking chaff
You excruciating bushel of gouty American lion coprolith
You harrowing attache´ case of gangrenous ringdove chips
You sour autoclave of toxic kuvasz emesis
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