Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You evil-favored terrine of ulcerated cougar waste
You touching blister of miasmal Durham puke
You forbidding cigarette case of miasmic snow goose piss
You unsightly pocket flask of apoplectic wood rat moraine
You weighty bedroll of dropsical grouse salivation
You tyrannous barracks bag of morbid dromedary heaves
You misproportioned jar of besmirched kit fox fart
You agonizing sack of toxic Dutch Belted night soil
You piteous palette of destructive fish hawk excreta
You cacophonic dish of tabid snook stool
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