Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unaesthetic quiver of palsied mastodon perspiration
You grievous tucker bag [Austral] of rickety blue whale belch
You unattractive chest of cankered chickaree voidance
You ignoble vacuum bottle of tumorous falcon scoria
You ungainly casket of noisome pika sputum
You sharp buck basket of infective blue fox sialagogue
You untasteful coffee urn of injurious louse droppings
You grim-faced loculus of unchaste flicker eruption
You bothering escritoire of cankerous Polled Hereford relics
You disfigured stewpan of leprous Dalmatian excrement
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