Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heartsickening compote of diabetic Dexter coprolite
You pitiable backpack of miasmal glutton saliva
You ill-featured paten of teeming swallow dregs
You dismaying silique of ratty cutworm egestion
You monstrous chalice of smirched eyra sialorrhea
You unbeautiful rundlet of abandoned Dorset Down wind
You unbeauteous jerrican of venerate babirusa fart
You grim-visaged honeypot of toxiferous tench husks
You humiliating udder of grubby Great Dane scoria
You grim traveling bag of phthisic sea eagle rubbish
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