Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You graceless clothesbasket of contaminated sapsucker shit
You awful cedar chest of sullied gerbil eructation
You malformed tray of pathological sea turtle coprolith
You unpalatable theca of unassimilable babirusa disgorgement
You unpleasant vasculum of apoplectic thrush expectoration
You ill-proportioned mussuk of insalubrious house martin dregs
You deformed bundle of toxicant crocodile slobber
You agonizing shell of maculate flying phalanger alluvia
You irritating piepan of unhealthy hackee transudation
You ill-made saucepan of epileptic rhinoceros excreta
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