Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You bleak bandolier of tabetic barn swallow froth
You abominable wooden basket of injurious lakeland terrier flux
You undesirable bandbox of venenous Ayrshire night soil
You noxious attache´ case of abandoned snapper regurgitation
You blemished tea chest of chlorotic stork remnants
You crushing money box of septic Norwich terrier scum
You dolorific sitzbath of toxic paddlefish fart
You distasteful gunny of arthritic mamba ructation
You harsh cake pan of unsanitary silkworm gas
You ungraced palette of adulterous porbeagle excretion
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