Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You exasperating fistula of ulcerated creeper spew
You woebegone housewife of pediculous boll weevil belch
You evil-looking holster of epileptic sea bass extrusion
You malodorous jardiniere of unwholesome Dorset Down flowers
You scarecrowish vargueno of hydropic giant bass scoria
You afflictive wardrobe of unhygenic Sussex spaniel mucus
You rueful net of harmful glass snake stubble
You onerous sound of noxious archerfish remains
You unpretty cake pan of morbific teredo stumps
You clumsy creamer of poisonous bush wren refuse
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