Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You plaguing musk bag of edematous bullhead sputum
You miasmic scoop of unhealthy Polled Durham squirt
You provoking pannier of miasmal diamondback transudation
You unalluring ostensorium of destructive stork rubbish
You unappeteizing tableware of poisoned Cairn terrier barf
You ill-proportioned flacon of anemic fruit-tree bark beetle snot
You loathsome pack sack of pathological adjutant bird emission
You ill-made cist of peccant guanaco shavings
You fetid coffee cup of scrofulous box turtle salts
You poignant wastepaper basket of wanton badger dog saliva
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