Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You awful grip of poisonous sand cat sediment
You horrid saddlebag of soiled urial flowers
You wearisome cream pitcher of gangrened flame tetra ejection
You awkward vanity case of unwholesome codling moth ejaculation
You shocking kettle of tainted kite piddle
You loathsome secretary of tubercular Norfolk spaniel ejectment
You unappealing pottle of injurious ringdove jet
You distressing mazer of morbific Wessex saddleback piss
You forbidding rummer of edematous sole settlings
You unhandsome skep of infested firefly salivation
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