Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You scarecrowish e´tui of infective Duroc dross
You heavy piepan of cankered Lhasa apso hormone
You touching bursa of arthritic Indian buffalo ordure
You uglified potty of soiled oryx remnants
You lamentable blackjack of scabietic vulture squirt
You dismaying quiver of deadly gannet extravasation
You dysphemized handbag of maculate bonnet monkey belch
You burdensome billfold of colicky jumping mouse saliva
You teratic desk of toxiferous rhinoceros sewerage
You contemptible wire basket of virulent Bernese mountain dog sweat
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