Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sore file of morbid Irish setter survivals
You baneful bidet of paralytic spaniel turd
You ill-made bud vase of miasmal aphid deposits
You horrible urn of malarial wood pigeon shavings
You deformed palette of grubby grivet coprolite
You ill-looking vacuum bottle of measly pipit ptyalism
You ungainly boiler of pestilential gaur stool
You misbegotten tea urn of noxious peewee scum
You mournful billfold of indigestible aurochs extravasation
You fetid pack sack of unhealthful Rambouillet extrusion
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