Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You crushing tureen of pestilential congo snake dribble
You atrocious coffeepot of scabietic pheasant drool
You undelicious glasses of nephritic bobolink coprolite
You unbeautiful puncheon of incontinent St. Bernard evacuation
You dire cannikin of miasmic parrot emesis
You displeasing suitcase of veneniferous Turkish cat vestiges
You repulsive chamber pot of contagious snow bunting slag
You bothersome potty of malign alligator snapper pus
You ill-favored mortarboard of infested wild goat ca-ca
You disconcerting powder box of ulcerated bloodhound disgorgement
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