Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heavy hatbox of adulterous borer ejecta
You tiresome packet of soiled Ayrshire jet
You moving sitzbath of cankered rorqual rubbish
You sour Toby-jug of apoplectic trout ash
You unlovely firkin of hydropic wood tick manure
You bothering milk pail of tumorigenic cotton worm salts
You plaguing kitchen cabinet of unclean zoril remains
You ill-featured wooden basket of tabetic miniature schnauzer extravasation
You saddening rundlet of smirched damselfly night soil
You ungraced spade of syphilitic red-headed woodpecker depositions
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