Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You objectionable spade of palsied jerboa belch
You unendurable spittoon of debauched chewink excretion
You onerous vitrine of tumorous sea duck slaver
You ungainly tassie [Brit] of indecent mountain gorilla extravasation
You grisly amnion of incontinent black fox disgorgement
You misproportioned shell of rachitic snow bunting flow
You bleak press of grubby fer-de-lance residue
You beautiless wicker basket of variolar redfin turd
You oppressive powder horn of sullied dog piddle
You grotesque glass of hypertensive gibbon residuua
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