Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You saddening follicle of syphilitic blue Orpington pee
You sad piepan of teeming marten barf
You noisome air bladder of hypertensive ring-necked pheasant alluvia
You pestiferous drum of anemic sardine spurt
You ignoble bassinet of morbific baronduki ejaculation
You ill-looking mortar of pathogenic goat antelope expectoration
You lamentable keg of contaminated Belgian sheep dog flatus
You insupportable washbasket of pestiferous sole pus
You homely noggin of indecent okapi tears
You embarrassing spade of scorbutic adjutant bird extravasation
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