Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You graceless bedroll of communicable copperhead odds and ends
You sore piggin of unvirginal mockingbird sialagogue
You wearisome housewife of ulcerous crake ca-ca
You distressful butt of besmirched Belted Galloway sediment
You afflicting monstrance of luetic Romeldale remainders
You shapeless nose bag of dyspeptic finch egesta
You cheerless noggin of wanton capybara pus
You tyrannous jorum of allergic speckled trout emission
You repelling breadbasket of scorbutic caracara precipitates
You worrisome vitrine of chlorotic Cashmere goat regurgitation
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