Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heavy skillet of indigestible warbler survivals
You marred flask of dyspeptic leopard shavings
You heartbreaking compact of toxicant kuvasz smut
You ill-featured cone of unhealthful mink sediment
You unlovely pocketbook of gouty Charolais effluent
You ignoble closet of unassimilable redfish excretes
You horrendous kit bag of laryngitic toy poodle flow
You tiresome tin can of besmirched Shih Tzu exudate
You vexatious soup bowl of apoplectic lion-tailed monkey puke
You mournful scuttle of malign kiang ructation
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