Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You fulsome bin of venenous Sussex spaniel vomit
You unalluring slop pail of peccant musk hog evacuation
You dysphemistic drawer of beset otterhound ructation
You evil-looking chest of drawers of pestiferous katydid scourings
You nasty magazine of injurious chaffinch sputum
You hard-favored kitchen boiler of defiled fox survivals
You desolating porringer of illicit saber-toothed tiger ash
You depressive trowel of contagious smelt ruins
You saddening shelves of indecent shepherd dog drool
You tiresome matchbox of poisoned yellowhammer effluent
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