Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dislikable salad bowl of morbific snowbird rumps
You odious eggcup of wormy Skye terrier dung
You piteous mussuk of syphilitic wryneck remainders
You clumsy duffel bag of chlorotic komondor jet
You heartsickening vat of malign bush baby disgorgement
You vexing hod of polluted buzzard soot
You revolting decanter of toxicant humpback ptyalism
You hideous schooner of pestiferous Morgan ejecta
You rebarbative cruet of miasmic mongoose flops
You bitter vesicle of soiled butterfish hormone
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