Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You teasing spittoon of defiled hoot owl depositions
You grim-visaged platter of foul saki dregs
You cacogenic paten of leprous stag beetle purulence
You ghastly terrine of tumorigenic donkey precipitates
You crude pony of tubercular Rhodesian ridgeback wind
You troubling coffin of freeloving Turk extrusion
You ill-shaped dustpan of envenomed crustacean ejaculation
You tragic budget [dial] of besmirched congo snake disgorgement
You baneful wastebasket of smirched Japanese spaniel hormone
You scarecrowish handbag of malarial thrush draff
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