Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You defaced chest of variolous malamute grounds
You mephitic roaster of maculate wren-tit thyroxin
You disgusting cruet of epileptic mudfish pee
You rueful net of toxical blackcap ruins
You noxious handbag of leprous syrphus fly turd
You abhorrent casket of unsalutary snowshoe rabbit ejecta
You unpleasing diplomatic pouch of pleuritic bushtit flux
You oppressive pouch of defiled laughing jackass debris
You exasperating stewpan of grubby shiner smut
You woeful packing box of tumorigenic babirusa voidance
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