Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You loathsome flight bag of pediculous langur guano
You troublesome loculus of unassimilable garganey salivation
You ungainly pony of chlorotic mongoose slag
You sad coal scuttle of harmful lamprey waste
You depressive keg of abandoned octopus depositions
You noxious cist of teeming blue fish excretion
You terrible carboy of pedicular hermit thrush sperm
You burdensome pannikin of communicable chipping sparrow vomition
You hard-visaged trug of hypertensive King Charles spaniel elimination
You abhorrent teaspoon of unsanitary jackal survivals
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