Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You afflictive creel of pathogenic beaver offscourings
You intolerable cream pitcher of dyspeptic shipworm secretion
You heartrending scoop of adulterous spider monkey defecation
You malodorous letter file of luetic Irish wolfhound alluvia
You heartbreaking crate of syphilitic tomato worm refuse
You abhorrent tyg of septic carp disgorgement
You terrible attache´ case of epileptic flea stubble
You rotten calyx of harmful antelope piddle
You regrettable cabinet of defiled English cocker spaniel ejaculation
You bothering barracks bag of variolous stoat flatuosity
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