Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You fulsome bucket of miasmic ring ouzel residue
You ungainly flask of contaminated Shetland sheep dog extravasation
You cheerless jorum of mortified pronghorn fossils
You vexatious schooper of ravaged guinea pig holdovers
You undelectable spatula of encephalitic kissing bug butts
You terrible can of dropsical Pomeranian ends
You aggravating frying pan of scrofulous mugger cinders
You grisly tun of anemic stork drivel
You ugly wastebasket of diseased brown bear egesta
You spoiled golf bag of cancerous muskrat ejaculation
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