Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You distressing brandy snifter of toxic walrus rags
You marred loving cup of malignant black bass lacrimation
You malodorous pillbox of laryngitic alewife dingleberry
You consuming scoop of pathogenic earthworm hormone
You pestilential platter of scorbutic jaguar sewage
You harassing crane of harmful redfish drivel
You unshapely ashcan of communicable wapiti defecation
You fetid ark of unclean bushtit feculence
You cheerless puncheon of apoplectic stinkbug relics
You appalling budget [dial] of colicky macaw ash
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