Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sad highboy of variolar wild ox flatus
You piteous rush basket of scorbutic urial wind
You depressive washbasket of hydropic Cheviot sweat
You torturous portmanteau of nephritic wild goat transudation
You plaguey bidet of miasmic cobra depositions
You heartsickening marsupium of infectious Rhode Island white residue
You nasty washbasin of malignant Wensleydale sweepings
You tyrannous kilderkin of insanitary sea lion remnants
You gargoylish flowerpot of tubercular cougar sewerage
You obscene moneybag of carcinogenic Wyandotte voidance
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