Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You distressful cream pitcher of neuritic puffin flux
You offensive credenza of indigestible keeshond coprolite
You evil-looking hipflask of scorbutic sea eagle residuua
You repulsive ammunition box of veneniferous hawkmoth grounds
You hard-visaged vat of diabetic hamster pus
You rending moneybag of foul barbet pee
You forbidding chifforobe of miasmal elephant seal rumps
You saddening liqueur glass of virulent red deer coprolith
You undesirable ark of unassimilable Duroc vomition
You crushing carpetbag of neuralgic carcajou sewage
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