Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrifying schooner of pneumonic spaniel salivation
You repellent porringer of tumorigenic pochard secretion
You abominable pericarp of tumorous dogfish residuua
You tyrannous powder box of pedicular cicada expectoration
You unlikable carpetbag of unclean earwig emission
You revolting scrip [archaic] of hydropic harnessed antelope excreta
You discomforting tub of tubercular mosquito hawk hemorrhage
You affecting flasket of loose-moraled giant schnauzer slabber
You dolorific sitzbath of diabetic dung beetle rumps
You ungainly schooper of insalubrious aoudad flux
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