Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You depressing wastepaper basket of unassimilable hogfish turd
You unenjoyable hatbox of cancerous sea perch dung
You malformed shell of encephalitic Ancona debris
You miasmic vitrine of tabetic wild duck leavings
You painful flight bag of variolar tsetse fly sweat
You cacophonic piepan of cankerous purple martin alluvia
You aggravating tub of insalubrious zeuglodon effluent
You grim-visaged kitchen boiler of pleuritic wood tick voidance
You detestable suitcase of anemic marten guano
You dire cardcase of rickety otter saliva
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