Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heartsickening beer glass of morbid springtail precipitations
You dolorogenic cyathus of cankered siren stool
You disfigured sideboard of measly narwhal ejection
You beautiless flight bag of polluted chickadee settlings
You sore shelf of toxicant whooper swan residue
You depressing ditty bag of venenous meerkat precipitates
You blotted desk of pedicular elm leaf beetle deposits
You repulsive reticule of pestiferous argusfish dribble
You fulsome rummer of miasmic chinch belch
You dreadful frying pan of scabietic pocket mouse effusion
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