Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You distasteful davenport of teeming blind snake flow
You wearisome biggin of ravaged swan cinders
You vexing hipflask of infested siren slaver
You despicable purse of tainted tuatara spout
You galling follicle of ulcerated coyote dejecta
You base gourd of infected boa constrictor chaff
You dire duffel bag of podagric inchworm ruins
You undesirable wastebasket of allergic butterfly residuua
You frightful drinking horn of toxiferous Abyssinian cat snot
You grim-faced dessert spoon of peccant milk snake salivation
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