Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You undesirable flight bag of loose-moraled Malinois flux
You sorrowful rundlet of unassimilable gemsbok excretes
You sour nose bag of insanitary boll weevil slobber
You dislikable powder horn of luetic Great Dane cinders
You bleak jeroboam of infected black Sumatra embers
You bothering washbasin of plagued mew slabber
You undelectable tobacco pouch of allergic hangbird eruption
You sad salver of wormy English springer spaniel ejecta
You abominable patella of mortified hellgrammite ca-ca
You dire washbasket of freeloving wood tick crap
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