Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You repulsive loculus of scrofulous toy spaniel vomit
You agonizing chalice of gangrened lyrebird snot
You ungainly cuspidor of carcinogenic Targhee stumps
You evil-favored shoulder bag of miasmic weasel scourings
You undelectable butt of loose sperm whale elimination
You harrowing boot of contaminated Andalusian draff
You uncomely hipflask of unassimilable mosquito relics
You dire saccus of paralytic horned rattlesnake traces
You hard-visaged wastebasket of injurious soft-shelled turtle piddle
You contemptible soup bowl of cankerous chat jakes
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