Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You deplorable mug of unclean dugong barf
You oppressive glasses of malignant tsine drivel
You unpretty pan broiler of insanitary buprestid beetle effluent
You heinous tableware of toxiferous guanaco heaves
You torturous jorum of malign Waler stool
You afflictive porringer of unvirginal penguin embers
You consuming fifth of envenomed miller's-thumb semen
You scarecrowish crock of poisonous palomino manure
You tragic rucksack of grubby whitetail slaver
You plaguesome gravy boat of pedicular laughing jackass scourings
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