Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You awful keg of peccant macaque scoria
You oppressive frying pan of maculate Sunapee trout drool
You irksome budget [dial] of pedicular ring-tailed cat gas
You irritating seedcase of unclean buffalo smut
You abominable phial of hydropic Cape buffalo drivel
You pitiable traveling bag of foul eft embers
You vexing chiffonier of gangrenous codling moth thyroxin
You dreary kitchen cabinet of palsied speckled Sussex guano
You loathsome spittoon of venenous skunk bear discharge
You unalluring golf bag of noxious prairie dog deposits
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