Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You bitter holster of pleuritic kingbird filings
You depressing sugar spoon of freeloving wild duck secretion
You dolorous Boston bag of virulent shovelhead catfish slag
You ill-looking punch bowl of neuritic rove beetle discharge
You unhandsome cannikin of besmirched ouzel emesis
You atrocious trunk of contaminated towhee odds and ends
You heinous gravy boat of miasmal roach effluent
You rotten decanter of adulterous chimney swift ejectamenta
You dolorific saccule of insanitary yak rheum
You base caisson of unclean mastiff traces
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