Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You cacogenic tobacco pouch of incontinent midge waste
You awkward caisson of wanton bobwhite dribble
You overburdensome portmanteau of pediculous palomino slabber
You troublesome punnet of debauched ladybug sperm
You hard-favored portfolio of diseased harpy eagle ejectamenta
You oppressive glass of malarial Turkish cat sputum
You graceless cedar chest of scorbutic herring leavings
You harrowing marsupium of injurious pronghorn dejecta
You insufferable dipper of scabietic mole cricket sweat
You unsightly tea chest of loose-moraled Yorkshire terrier fart
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