Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You gruesome loving cup of unhygenic Basenji sediment
You atrocious drinking horn of morbific Jersey defecation
You bitter saddlebag of defiled toy terrier ruins
You sore box of morbid rat snake leftovers
You obscene matchbox of variolous mourning dove effluent
You tyrannous wardrobe of smirched tanager coprolith
You unpalatable cistern of consumptive heron pus
You ill-made letter file of abandoned chameleon expulsion
You horrific vasculum of diabetic toad piss
You onerous casserole of hydropic lamprey crap
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