Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You evil-favored kitchen boiler of innutritious pinworm traces
You pestilent stomach of laryngitic shoveler spurt
You wearisome puncheon of variolous Malinois crap
You pitiable kibble of cancerous tree squirrel chips
You shocking garbage can of tumorous steenbok ordure
You harassing frying pan of arthritic drum scum
You hard-visaged bin of pediculous rock squirrel dingleberry
You heartsickening traveling bag of ratty char husks
You monstrous kitchen cabinet of loose Orpington fart
You detestable net of communicable magpie precipitations
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