Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You afflicting firkin of ulcerated green turtle egesta
You wearying pocketbook of loose chat moraine
You depressing tote bag of sullied gudgeon crap
You sad buck basket of impure snipe dung
You unspeakable kettle of morbid black grouse pus
You atrocious mazer of indecent foxhound secretion
You displeasing vasculum of miasmic kingfisher remainders
You malformed whatnot of infected linnet turd
You despicable Canterbury of adulterous moray eel manure
You woebegone drum of miasmal marlin sewerage
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