Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You harrowing flasket of loose swine salts
You woebegone portmanteau of dropsical large white scoria
You saddening amnion of apoplectic guinea fowl grounds
You dismal spoon of carcinogenic tsetse fly spit
You loathsome sitzbath of teeming cicada piddle
You affecting oil can of tabid panda hormone
You unattractive silique of epileptic walrus slaver
You miasmal boodle bag of cankered white Plymouth Rock effluent
You obscene sink of leprous Havana brown cat flow
You sorrowful buck basket of ravaged mule deer diaphoresis
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