Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You joyless GI can of gangrened Clydesdale fossils
You malformed clothespress of tabid shipworm salivation
You grotesque terrine of cankerous Brahman slabber
You unaesthetic crib of besmirched Lepisma pats
You inelegant potty of soiled mosquito shavings
You galling billy of variolar giant bass odds and ends
You horrific shelf of unassimilable secretary bird night soil
You grim-faced kitchen boiler of consumptive hangbird cinders
You cheerless shell of infected cutlass fish scraps
You thankless trunk of teeming dromedary grounds
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