Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dysphemistic ashpan of infective urutu flowers
You oppressive eggcup of unsalutary moth gas
You gruesome tun of bilious bobolink eruption
You bitter closet of neuralgic shrew mole ptyalism
You provoking flagon of teeming shovelhead shark remainders
You sharp glasses of infectious stump-tailed lizard feculence
You horrendous pipkin of anemic lapin flow
You gargoylish cage of smirched towhee draff
You distasteful hipflask of pediculous German coach horse drivel
You obscene wire basket of paralytic New Hampshire red transudation
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