Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-proportioned jorum of toxicant torpedo fish drivel
You horrendous shoulder bag of miasmic goose filings
You ill-made porringer of gangrenous whalebone whale ruins
You desolating pocket of foul Plantation walking horse froth
You misbegotten wooden basket of loose-moraled black Spanish ejecta
You cacophonous spider of noisome blowfish flatuosity
You torturous pocketcase of indecent Basenji salts
You base sewing basket of abandoned Yorkshire terrier silt
You pestilential stomach of sullied Hereford sewage
You beastly fistula of grubby Weimaraner heaves
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