Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You cacophonous flask of noxious langur flowers
You troublesome chalice of nephritic Pallas's cat eccrisis
You thankless cellaret of beset Romanov jakes
You agonizing rundlet of virulent sucker dross
You tormenting spade of dropsical sperm whale precipitations
You dreadful tyg of deadly dark Cornish urine
You misshapen cistern of toxicant pilot fish fossils
You noxious reliquary of cancerous carabao gas
You galling plate of ratty civet cat excreta
You disfigured sitzbath of adulterous cichlid evacuation
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