Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You graceless ditty bag of injurious balloonfish offscourings
You desolating saccus of wanton black sheep sewerage
You troublesome vesicle of venomous krait spit
You afflicting amnion of pestilential blue jay lacrimation
You cacophonic budget [dial] of adulterous blindworm ejection
You obscene loving cup of tainted lake trout remains
You woeful cruet of miasmal chimaera evacuation
You blotted teapot of laryngitic bullfinch secretion
You grim-visaged money box of wormy marten exudate
You rebarbative carryall of variolous buzzard piddle
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