Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grisly hutch of encephalitic grivet wind
You grim-faced frail of unhygenic flying fish residuua
You baneful frying pan of morbific midge emission
You moving lowboy of venomous monitor feces
You bitter honeypot of indigestible balloonfish grounds
You undesirable cedar chest of destructive guillemot expulsion
You uglified pillbox of variolar snout beetle semen
You grinding vasculum of envenomed groundhog leftovers
You bothersome drum of infested sidewinder expectoration
You offensive barrel of unvirginal husky purulence
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