Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You uncomfortable caddy of colicky python waste
You tragic kit of innutritious dunlin slag
You abhorrent caddie bag of neuralgic viper lacrimation
You hard-visaged wallet of allergic greylag goose offscourings
You cacophonic soup bowl of contagious Lepisma sediment
You unbeauteous holdall of venomous shoveler fossils
You vexatious plate of diabetic jay odds and ends
You plaguey pottinger of veneniferous sea perch pee
You rueful portfolio of harmful elephant seal ejecta
You gruesome theca of epileptic hyena ejaculation
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