Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hard-visaged tucker bag [Austral] of consumptive gibbon emission
You noxious buffet of contaminated slow-worm excreta
You fetid ark of ulcerated gull excretes
You uncomely dessert spoon of neuralgic owl scoria
You depressive sack of poisoned Southdown spurt
You racking e´tui of unchaste shipworm shavings
You rending bin of diseased buffalo bug remnants
You obscene theca of plagued macaw deposits
You replusive Toby-jug of harmful rattlesnake waste
You depressing tea chest of communicable Russian blue cat squirt
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