Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-made mussuk of lousy sprig shavings
You horrid powder box of pestilential electric ray gas
You spoiled kilderkin of dyspeptic ostrich leavings
You importunate splint basket of miasmal Rhode Island red flops
You foul escritoire of luetic hermit thrush wind
You grim-faced tinderbox of miasmic woodcock fossils
You nasty piggin of variolar dingo residue
You ill-featured socket of indigestible erne dregs
You harsh wastebasket of morbific Persian cat regurgitation
You dislikable dosser of peccant Vizsla effluent
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