Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grinding press of rickety herring hog sputum
You thankless washtub of pocky bluebill flux
You obnoxious coffin of anemic bison evacuation
You plaguey drum of maculate deer mouse leavings
You dismaying coffer of infectious griffon mucus
You ugly lowboy of pleuritic Yorkshire ejaculation
You heartrending bundle of cancerous Plymouth elimination
You sorrowful flagon of toxicant Romanov flatuosity
You sore ewer of harmful barbel spittle
You worrisome cyst of communicable fox egestion
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