Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dismal autoclave of envenomed Arctic hare feces
You deplorable wastepaper basket of loose-moraled water spaniel sewerage
You unpalatable satchel of virulent whippoorwill ordure
You distressing rummer of insanitary sunfish evacuation
You dislikable salad bowl of bilious redstart chips
You inelegant sink of toxic veiltail ejectamenta
You cacogenic reliquary of unsalutary komondor precipitates
You rending glass of harmful agouti remains
You unalluring ventricle of destructive sailfish flow
You sickening garbage can of consumptive cockatiel excretion
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