Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unlikable china of pestiferous Dorking emesis
You disagreeable reed basket of unhygenic pigeon hawk ejecta
You piteous shelf of unhealthful greyhound exudate
You afflicting scoop of unchaste panther ash
You grotesque shell of hydropic Cheviot urine
You dreadful hogshead of polluted ouzel eruption
You untasteful beaker of teeming flying lemur dribble
You stinking ashtray of innutritious bee fly regurgitation
You cacophonous crane of infectious mouflon draff
You onerous compote of venenous chimaera slobber
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