Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You crude shelves of tumorous panda ash
You depressing scoop of venomous sable antelope scraps
You painful tucker bag [Austral] of loose spaniel sialagogue
You mortifying biggin of veneniferous foxhound pats
You offensive compote of malarial mole refuse
You torturous pannikin of unhealthy Shire foam
You unaesthetic chest of teeming bull snake offscourings
You cacophonous evening bag of venerate Barred Plymouth Rock night soil
You frightful firkin of pestilential blue fish slobber
You unattractive cage of cancerous tumblebug regurgitation
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