Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You affecting caddie bag of contaminated jackass pats
You spoiled monstrance of morbid Brittany spaniel ends
You afflictive fruit basket of incontinent waxwing ptyalism
You rebarbative capsule of allergic wombat sialagogue
You torturous ammunition box of smirched wild goat transudation
You undelectable pocketbook of illicit rainbow trout emission
You heartwounding jerrican of syphilitic jerboa grounds
You unendurable holster of nephritic Leicester precipitates
You onerous carpetbag of malignant bald eagle silt
You discomforting stomach of encephalitic Wensleydale ructation
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