Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You misshapen shot glass of toxical silkworm ptyalism
You rebarbative trowel of infested loggerhead foam
You unlikable amnion of wanton mouse deer chaff
You fetid poke of noisome housefly crap
You grisly stomach of encephalitic cottontail rabbit thyroxin
You unappealing schoolbag of tainted Targhee sperm
You unbeauteous envelope of cancerous Percheron jakes
You rotten rundlet of tabid bobwhite vomition
You frightful casserole of neuritic snout beetle ordure
You revolting chamber pot of miasmic redwing rheum
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