Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You painful waiter of veneniferous Wensleydale gas
You mephitic piggin of rheumatic curlew belch
You woebegone buck basket of contaminated gazelle coprolite
You joyless vacuum bottle of pediculous macaw exudation
You annoying washtub of miasmal snowshoe rabbit emission
You grotesque bursa of unvirginal Scottish blackface dung
You malodorous filing box of cankerous cattle egret effusion
You replusive carton of venomous Tennessee walking horse exudate
You unpalatable amnion of neuralgic Shetland sheep dog flow
You terrible caster of miasmic papillon clinkers
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