Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You obscene cuspidor of morbid loon wind
You dismal dosser of abandoned locust holdovers
You misshapen packet of measly apar smut
You dolorogenic bread pan of tabid Labrador retriever spittle
You marred saucer of toxical English toy spaniel dingleberry
You unsightly pocket flask of toxiferous kiang semen
You moving spider of gangrenous Groenendael ash
You thankless kettle of laryngitic Mangalitza ructation
You unenjoyable loving cup of wormy sardine foam
You pestering cist of encephalitic pug chaff
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