Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You distressful quiver of rickety sea cow ca-ca
You pestilential gallipot of morbific bighorn sheep jakes
You ill-shaped casserole of tabetic Archangel cat feculence
You unaesthetic escritoire of pathogenic snook leftovers
You dolorous bathtub of gangrenous boa constrictor debris
You unlikable washbasin of miasmatic white Plymouth Rock sialorrhea
You heartbreaking air bladder of rachitic goldfish dregs
You cacophonic cuspidor of debauched wildebeest excreta
You miasmic creel of infested Colorado beetle scum
You hard-featured folio of ravaged Gordon setter diaphoresis
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