Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rending cruse of defiled white giant flatulence
You plaguesome compote of gangrenous mink sewerage
You pitiable dispatch box of loose-moraled Aberdeen Angus regurgitation
You undesirable pipkin of foul gadfly spit
You undelicious palette of bilious cobia rubbish
You unspeakable ammunition box of miasmic agama snot
You noisome satchel of dropsical redhead remainders
You grotesque cigarette case of phthisic green turtle flatuosity
You replusive splint basket of unclean ibis evacuation
You horrendous lota of unchaste bushmaster holdovers
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