Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grisly secretary of gangrened Landrace evacuation
You afflictive scyphus of virulent horned screamer orts
You wearisome coaster of deadly teju stumps
You thankless credenza of hypertensive Clydesdale terrier precipitates
You unsightly stein of rickety wheatear drool
You awful brazier of tubercular bank swallow thyroxin
You saddening bucket of plagued electric fish flatuosity
You malformed pail of maculate pocket rat turd
You dreadful scrip [archaic] of illicit rhesus discharge
You ungainly flask of luetic springer spaniel draff
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