Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ugly kit bag of incontinent guitarfish offscourings
You wearisome bread pan of measly shiner draff
You distasteful corbeil [archit] of phthisic elk coprolith
You grotesque casserole of loose antelope butts
You thankless reticule of noxious boll weevil holdovers
You unbeauteous saddlebag of ulcerous Great Pyrenees shit
You appalling golf bag of unchaste weaverbird guano
You ungraceful vanity bag of podagric mule deer dejecta
You detestable carafe of gangrened mayfly spit
You gruesome dinner pail of adulterous lung fish drivel
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