Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You nauseating theca of miasmal Waler coprolite
You shocking vase of unwholesome saber-toothed tiger slaver
You ghastly crock of diseased Alsatian flow
You harrowing cake pan of malign water moccasin froth
You unappeteizing portmanteau of paralytic garter snake sweepings
You weighty hod of septic angwantibo scourings
You affecting golf bag of infectious Mangalitza wind
You nasty shoulder bag of toxic white Orpington alluvia
You dreary casserole of grubby roundworm sialagogue
You odious letter file of lousy teal tears
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