Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You miasmal ark of loose ouzel squirt
You graceless milk pail of grubby sapsucker eructation
You plaguey hod of debauched English toy spaniel dung
You vexing sleeping bag of loose-moraled rhinoceros slag
You vile tableware of pediculous cat perspiration
You awful locker of poisoned ringdove evacuation
You saddening cellaret of toxical Brussels griffon flux
You obscene finger bowl of unhealthful echidna chips
You mortifying dustpan of pneumonic setter spit
You misbegotten pannikin of hypertensive lemur dingleberry
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