Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hateful punch bowl of beset Norwich terrier dregs
You sorrowful labis [eccl] of insanitary lion jakes
You heartbreaking poke of malign Welsh springer spaniel slobber
You grim carryall of defiled nematode flatuosity
You forbidding rummer of adulterous jay leavings
You horrendous press of ravaged fur seal rags
You exhausting tea urn of gouty tatou vomit
You appalling kettle of unhealthy pilot fish scraps
You rebarbative wardrobe of pediculous grampus mucus
You moving garbage can of toxiferous conger grounds
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