Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rotten shelves of gangrened keeshond vomit
You vile sack of unsalutary turtle pats
You miasmal golf bag of veneniferous Yorkshire effusion
You horrid billfold of septic wildcat remnants
You worrisome haversack of injurious mollusk chips
You nasty file of miasmatic snout beetle sweepings
You ignoble vial of chlorotic staghound husks
You sad cruse of infectious pocket mouse draff
You unpleasant pitcher of phthisic pollack grounds
You forbidding breaker of rickety meadow lark excreta
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