Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You crude cereal bowl of noxious schipperke lacrimation
You insufferable calyx of contagious horned viper ash
You bleak glasses of plagued giant bass ejectment
You tragic flagon of wormy cedar waxwing effusion
You importunate trunk of pestilential marabou jet
You objectionable saccule of communicable kinkajou semen
You grisly coffer of dyspeptic marten eruption
You noxious sink of unhealthful catamount salivation
You afflicting calabash of miasmal buffalo bug ructation
You ignoble highboy of epileptic Polled Durham slabber
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