Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unattractive bunker of unwholesome alligator gar parings
You grim-faced vacuum bottle of malarial horned screamer orts
You objectionable patella of dyspeptic schnauzer ends
You unpretty bread pan of sullied Welsh corgi precipitations
You worrisome quiver of adulterous goldeneye mucus
You offensive basin of innutritious hedgehog cinders
You undesirable footlocker of miasmal sawfish turd
You pestiferous mazer of pathological barn swallow sperm
You gruesome hamper of lousy anchovy ejectment
You horrific vitrine of debauched kittiwake silt
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