Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You repellent spoon of miasmic botfly debris
You heartbreaking decanter of deadly bettong chaff
You harassing calyx of morbific robber fly rheum
You poignant backpack of tainted marten pee
You ill-looking ostensorium of diseased pointer depositions
You unenjoyable porringer of unsalutary chigetai excretes
You grim beaker of defiled polecat perspiration
You heavy kibble of freeloving toad excreta
You undelicious hip bath of debauched dipper barf
You clumsy mug of anemic loggerhead slaver
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