Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You troubling hogshead of wormy hedgehog settlings
You weighty caisson of plagued brown bear sewage
You hard-favored cream pitcher of variolar cachalotXCaffre cat gas
You awful shovel of cankerous blue whale extravasation
You disfigured marsupium of syphilitic trumpeter disgorgement
You painful mail pouch of tubercular blackfish refuse
You repulsive phial of paralytic dachshund sperm
You dreadful reticule of envenomed Sussex hemorrhage
You plaguing vargueno of ravaged spoonbill piss
You rebarbative pocketbook of foul peafowl silt
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