Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-featured dish of venerate tiger moth ca-ca
You harsh flasket of chlorotic bushmaster rags
You terrible portmanteau of besmirched bunting spurt
You overburdensome hod of venomous blowfish crap
You obnoxious sacculus of encephalitic whitefish guano
You grisly coffer of unchaste rock dove BO
You sour matchbox of miasmal coyote vomit
You repugnant oil can of deadly veiltail rumps
You unendurable biggin of pathological pug spit
You saddening saccule of tainted husky hormone
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