Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You evil-favored chamber pot of soiled toadfish remnants
You undesirable pannier of measly Clydesdale terrier sweat
You pestering messkit of morbid pine mouse pus
You afflicting sauce boat of unsalutary locust sperm
You plaguey trowel of gangrened English sparrow tears
You horrifying cedar chest of indigestible pelican ructation
You hard-visaged coffer of tabid wild boar jet
You unshapely pocketcase of gangrenous Syrian bear scum
You untasteful bandbox of variolar miniature pinscher slaver
You poignant pottle of impure sand martin diaphoresis
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