Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You evil-looking matchbox of innutritious Abyssinian cat urine
You repellent shelf of tumorous rorqual puke
You undelectable magnum of palsied elephant seal evacuation
You horrid posnet of contaminated syrphus fly shavings
You irksome picnic basket of morbid tortoise ptyalism
You tormenting boll of harmful cliff swallow eccrisis
You stinking pocket flask of cankerous gallfly discharge
You monstrous dosser of scabietic cottontail rabbit emesis
You cheerless creamer of dropsical sambar eructation
You noxious glasses of contagious scaup duck butts
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