Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrendous stein of cancerous diamondback saliva
You tormenting watering can of beset rat terrier flatus
You foul spatula of morbific guereza puke
You bitter budget [dial] of hypertensive redbird piddle
You grim-faced terrine of leprous hawkmoth disgorgement
You miasmic honeypot of toxicant canary spout
You gargoylish file folder of miasmal piranha eructation
You unappealing barrel of ravaged American lion slobber
You ghastly ewer of loose caribou transudation
You beastly dinner pail of epileptic aardvark ptyalism
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