Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You agonizing coffee urn of soiled buff Orpington exudation
You detestable decanter of rheumatic bittern effluent
You sore Boston bag of malarial agama orts
You mortifying vial of apoplectic Dorset Down fart
You rending sitzbath of destructive Archangel cat butts
You noxious sewing basket of gangrened proboscis monkey rheum
You grim bandolier of besmirched girdle-tailed lizard dribble
You unspeakable teaspoon of unwholesome Brahma scourings
You forbidding kettle of polluted cow remnants
You homely tassie [Brit] of pestiferous guppy elimination
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