Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hard-visaged palette of infective black buck refuse
You heartbreaking filing box of destructive German wire-haired pointer embers
You grim saucepan of rheumatic chameleon defecation
You cacogenic follicle of abandoned gunnel crap
You pestilent caster of freeloving langur ends
You pestilential caisson of dropsical harnessed antelope jet
You heartrending pannikin of tubercular green turtle debris
You nauseating desk of carcinogenic rabbit ejecta
You gross schooner of grubby sea gull parings
You worrisome shell of loose sea cow precipitates
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