Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You thankless crock of mortified wild goat spurt
You gruesome boodle bag of insalubrious Welsh collie extravasation
You disturbing musk bag of variolar bulldog sewage
You heartsickening haversack of beset wood tick precipitations
You irking blackjack of hydropic Poland China expectoration
You noxious powder box of arthritic serval effusion
You dreadful sound of foul Faverolle flowers
You clumsy locker box of measly prairie dog chips
You afflicting letter file of anemic borer ordure
You grim-faced ammunition box of abandoned beagle ash
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