Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You tiresome hipflask of edematous bull terrier stumps
You painful cage of contaminated heron discharge
You pestilent scrotum of pneumonic field spaniel embers
You dreadful monstrance of freeloving scorpion fly deposits
You evil-looking valise of rachitic Africander silt
You desolating flagon of defiled rabbit bandicoot lacrimation
You miasmic patella of encephalitic bearded lizard sewage
You thankless closet of noxious robin flowers
You afflicting catch basin of carcinogenic fluke spout
You marred drinking horn of mortified viper manure
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