Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You evil-looking tin can of toxicant Pekingese excrement
You pathetic bag of laryngitic carp ejectamenta
You awful trunk of cankerous jumping mouse elimination
You shapeless coffee cup of tubercular guitarfish belch
You unspeakable vargueno of mortified buffalo carpet beetle dribble
You malodorous dresser of adulterous pipit residuua
You nauseating double boiler of soiled harbor seal sperm
You hard-featured saddlebag of poisoned flycatcher extravasation
You unaesthetic teapot of bilious turtledove effluent
You unbeauteous autoclave of foul pigeon hawk scum
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