Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You humiliating ammunition box of unwholesome horned toad ejaculation
You misshapen monstrance of infested pompano residue
You mournful highball glass of tumorigenic Rex cat tears
You dolorogenic cell of adulterous gazelle deposits
You shapeless shelf of maculate mayfly sialorrhea
You poignant quiver of unhygenic urutu droppings
You mortifying bud vase of indecent squid drivel
You ungainly box of virulent eft manure
You fulsome sarcophagus of infective snow bunting chips
You wearying drum of rickety hangbird precipitates
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