Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ugly scyphus of contaminated Thian Shan sheep drivel
You awful boot of malign Durham dribble
You insufferable duffel bag of apoplectic flour moth froth
You woeful wicker basket of freeloving tench vomit
You annoying net of dropsical rock squirrel droppings
You awkward scrotum of venerate sparrow hawk sperm
You worrying pail of harmful dog excreta
You baneful billfold of epileptic stone curlew coprolith
You unattractive pericarp of illicit mountain goat hemorrhage
You heartwounding press of neuritic horned screamer dregs
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