Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unbeauteous spatula of virulent coon cat [dial] gas
You unwelcome evening bag of neuralgic carp exudate
You irksome pocketcase of cankerous vireo spout
You contemptible hogshead of cancerous yellow jacket voidance
You abhorrent scrotum of chlorotic skunk bear chips
You sharp washbasin of loose Great Pyrenees puke
You homely flasket of unsalutary nutcracker rheum
You importunate scuttle of morbific French coach horse flops
You intolerable magnum of soiled earworm remains
You humiliating commode of indigestible flat-coated retriever fart
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