Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pitiable vat of colicky hartebeest pee
You distressful jorum of polluted grosbeak pus
You unsightly labis [eccl] of contaminated echidna depositions
You unpleasant boiler of palsied kingfisher spit
You uncomely magazine of variolous brush turkey rumps
You ungraced poke of toxiferous hackee evacuation
You hard-featured powder box of pathogenic Belted Galloway discharge
You onerous vesicle of syphilitic Cheshire egestion
You unsavory carpetbag of miasmic teredo settlings
You disfigured shoulder bag of peccant python ash
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