Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You cacogenic mortarboard of malarial loris sewage
You harsh soupspoon of indecent Barbary ape diaphoresis
You pestering powder horn of unsanitary urutu excretion
You base hamper of pneumonic honker fart
You excruciating net of chlorotic Angora goat elimination
You horrific sound of poisonous milk snake refuse
You unbeautiful goblet of hydropic fallow deer lacrimation
You grim-faced salver of infective tiger traces
You thankless saddlebag of sullied meerkat flops
You unspeakable canteen of arthritic scup hemorrhage
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