Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dismal glasses of debauched bobwhite soot
You unshapely pack sack of loose-moraled Bactrian camel emission
You sorrowful drawer of edematous chigetai gas
You tyrannous pocket of unsalutary python hormone
You detestable caldron of gouty meadow mouse spout
You spoiled horn of dropsical leopard frog froth
You thankless cigarette case of arthritic mountain goat belch
You undelicious ashcan of laryngitic tench ash
You clumsy mortarboard of ravaged terrapin night soil
You abominable sinus of rachitic rabbit bandicoot flow
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