Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You distasteful bathtub of insanitary chinch salts
You teratic breadbasket of veneniferous flame tetra excretion
You unaesthetic clothesbasket of plagued indigo bunting night soil
You undelectable pod of phthisic mew scum
You bothersome chest of drawers of tainted wolfhound leavings
You provoking sack of leprous fox squirrel piddle
You repellent pannier of lousy fisher dejecta
You deplorable crucible of pestiferous yellowtail flux
You depressive buffet of edematous beluga disgorgement
You gross cuspidor of tumorigenic zebu thyroxin
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