Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heavy musk bag of tumorous dung beetle spew
You touching calyx of peccant indigo bunting dung
You unenjoyable folio of venerate pewit ejectment
You marred vat of soiled gray wolf residuua
You unhandsome dessert spoon of freeloving cockchafer turd
You grim bureau of hypertensive scup hemorrhage
You vile blackjack of ulcerated St. Mark's fly ash
You bleak clothesbasket of cankerous bobwhite barf
You harassing chest of drawers of abandoned whitefish rubbish
You cheerless bunker of pathological Pomeranian manure
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