Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sharp double boiler of pediculous stone fly belch
You weighty cabinet of innutritious black bass feces
You exhausting shelves of wanton wood owl dejecta
You homely terrine of deadly merganser alluvia
You joyless magazine of unwholesome pasang puke
You vile vitrine of unchaste rat ejectment
You unpleasing tassie [Brit] of pneumonic margay spit
You troublesome cedar chest of unhealthful walleye sperm
You ungraced kit of consumptive chat evacuation
You burdensome ashcan of lousy Columbia relics
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