Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You woebegone theca of scrofulous thresher debris
You ghastly reed basket of ratty flamingo autacoid
You undelicious coffee urn of rheumatic Bernese mountain dog coprolite
You regrettable flagon of abandoned musk-ox flops
You appalling glass of maculate springbok leftovers
You lamentable oil can of epileptic guinea pig detritus
You horrible vasculum of luetic Southdown secretion
You heavy saucepan of morbific shiner sewage
You cacophonic tyg of harmful sawfish ruins
You dolorogenic dessert spoon of ulcerous baldpate traces
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