Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You miasmic powder horn of cancerous trout refuse
You onerous scyphus of epileptic viper embers
You desolating holster of hypertensive jay expulsion
You irritating teakettle of infectious schnauzer rags
You troublesome saddlebag of arthritic komondor dingleberry
You nauseating sink of smirched barn swallow residuua
You hard-favored sarcophagus of leprous guereza ruins
You grim highball glass of cankered bollworm ejectamenta
You mortifying piggin of paralytic cutworm stool
You foul keg of veneniferous oriole depositions
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