Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You wearing trug of diabetic spider monkey slag
You wearisome warming pan of envenomed squid scoria
You distasteful milk pail of malignant whitetail saliva
You grinding loculus of innutritious cayman spittle
You harsh till of destructive rat terrier residue
You undelectable flagon of poisoned herring sinter
You hard-visaged drawer of hydropic raven remnants
You importunate saccus of tumorigenic thoroughbred dregs
You mortifying pannikin of phthisic pike drool
You uncomely crock of colicky girdle-tailed lizard discharge
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