Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You noisome evening bag of venomous vole belch
You unspeakable tablespoon of impure firebrat deposits
You desolating frail of variolous jackrabbit ca-ca
You abominable sound of lousy hake orts
You irritating mortar of infested Devon scoria
You baneful hutch of diseased monitor rumps
You ungainly kit of communicable veiltail lacrimation
You beautiless bursa of maculate Clydesdale terrier tears
You unenjoyable plate of septic flea slag
You cacophonic diplomatic pouch of contaminated polar fox spout
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