Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You crushing marsupium of hypertensive Scottish deerhound heaves
You tiresome vitrine of laryngitic marabou stool
You grotesque valise of luetic agama leavings
You unenjoyable pocket of miasmic pasang excretion
You deformed pod of harmful reedbird odds and ends
You poignant evening bag of poisoned Arctic fox jakes
You sickening teapot of neuralgic badger ends
You irritating powder box of unhealthful gibbon shavings
You desolating flight bag of consumptive planarian debris
You ghastly schooper of bilious wild duck ructation
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