Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You tragic soup bowl of toxical merl salivation
You marred vanity case of bilious Wyandotte autacoid
You painful cardcase of cancerous Rock clinkers
You revolting spittoon of paralytic pintail crap
You dolorific trough of unhealthful flying gurnard elimination
You vile poke of palsied elephant remains
You distressful pan broiler of phthisic zoril leavings
You grim-visaged autoclave of hypertensive wapiti traces
You pathetic tun of incontinent grampus regurgitation
You clumsy capsule of chlorotic Dutch Belted piss
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