Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You moving theca of debauched Sumatra embers
You ill-favored crane of injurious tic-polonga semen
You grim-faced tote bag of incontinent Landrace sweat
You horrible sheath of noxious kangaroo pats
You offensive dosser of palsied Kerry blue terrier spout
You unaesthetic tureen of chlorotic Blenheim spaniel pus
You dysphemized wardrobe of ravaged scaup duck excreta
You painful pericarp of unhygenic goose discharge
You distasteful golf bag of cankerous laughing jackass scoria
You torturous folio of dyspeptic grosbeak ordure
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