Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rebarbative gravy boat of pathogenic reindeer froth
You unhandsome garbage can of maculate snowshoe rabbit effluent
You uncomfortable hip bath of rachitic roundworm shavings
You weighty secretary of besmirched linnet purulence
You malodorous wastebasket of insalubrious elk husks
You vexing musette bag of arthritic chinch hemorrhage
You joyless finger bowl of laryngitic gallfly sperm
You crushing hatbox of debauched dorado chaff
You displeasing bladder of indecent midwife toad ash
You deplorable labis [eccl] of unhygenic sea turtle squirt
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