Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You abominable dosser of wanton Mangalitza chaff
You grim-visaged fruit basket of noisome tamandua wind
You afflictive rummer of scrofulous sand cat flowers
You inelegant ditty bag of syphilitic miniature poodle BO
You misproportioned clothespress of pocky lacewing eruption
You uninviting vasculum of deadly keeshond urine
You ungraceful kibble of communicable musk deer depositions
You vexing hip bath of chlorotic siamang dingleberry
You dire matchbox of morbid black grouse froth
You heartrending kit bag of toxicant tautog remnants
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