Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You uncomely hogshead of maculate vireo night soil
You harsh bud vase of incontinent serval guano
You torturous autoclave of indigestible otterhound eccrisis
You exhausting moneybag of soiled frog extravasation
You execrable reliquary of grubby St. Bernard emission
You unbeauteous drinking cup of venerate coot relics
You ill-proportioned basin of gangrened guib salivation
You heartrending Saratoga trunk of rickety flying squirrel spew
You pesky flask of communicable merl butts
You insupportable jorum of rachitic whippet excreta
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