Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You comfortless spade of infective Belgian sheep dog coprolith
You grievous drawer of destructive mastodon froth
You unlovely davenport of infected barracuda guano
You cheerless canteen of gangrenous leafhopper dingleberry
You hard-visaged pitcher of unwholesome cutthroat trout diaphoresis
You insufferable flask of noisome duckbill slabber
You replusive goblet of virulent newt filings
You ungainly mortarboard of veneniferous teredo sperm
You spoiled ventricle of neuritic barbel dung
You offensive vial of toxical adjutant bird ructation
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