Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You uninviting garbage can of palsied chickaree crap
You pitiable desk of adulterous gnu slabber
You woebegone vitrine of diseased sheep dingleberry
You tragic rummer of unvirginal ibis sialagogue
You scarecrowish coffer of sullied Welsh piddle
You wearing packing box of morbid tree squirrel excretes
You heavy jardiniere of neuritic raven remainders
You undelectable ashpan of venomous dugong eruption
You grisly horn of unassimilable guenon ejection
You dislikable Boston bag of mortified horn fly scraps
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