Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unspeakable trash can of diabetic shark flow
You ugly till of tubercular pug defecation
You afflicting Boston bag of incontinent pointer drivel
You ill-made file of unclean Egyptian cat droppings
You depressive splint basket of podagric snowbird cinders
You heinous rush basket of septic rat rubbish
You dislikable calyx of gangrenous giraffe silt
You ungraced piepan of miasmatic kookaburra hormone
You grim-faced legume of toxic sprig perspiration
You execrable decanter of apoplectic Wessex saddleback sewage
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