Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You evil-favored credenza of phthisic barn owl scum
You fetid spade of contaminated buffalo guano
You sickening marsupium of beset tsetse fly burp
You mournful whatnot of mortified chigetai soot
You marred hot-water bottle of defiled cattle egret sewage
You gross game bag of toxiferous tench saliva
You crude paten of veneniferous tuatara stool
You teasing vargueno of unhealthy weaverbird slobber
You ill-featured bathtub of unhealthful Corriedale slag
You disfigured tea urn of loose sting ray chaff
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