Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrendous puncheon of malarial New Hampshire orts
You troubling jar of injurious Waler extrusion
You grim-faced bowl of pestiferous Lincoln Red chips
You dismal bandolier of unsalutary planarian vomit
You wearing magnum of tabetic sucker scraps
You consuming hatbox of cancerous mastiff survivals
You rebarbative reliquary of diseased donkey BO
You mortifying schooper of gangrenous angleworm scum
You torturous plate of rickety sprig ejaculation
You fulsome sound of smirched civet cat spurt
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