Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You blotted chalice of infected gerbil odds and ends
You misbegotten loculus of grubby iguana offscourings
You disturbing cream pitcher of debauched bald eagle shavings
You unlovely gourd of abandoned Cashmere goat precipitates
You heartbreaking cyst of unassimilable springtail drivel
You plaguey sac of noxious gnu extrusion
You depressing sarcophagus of podagric ocelot refuse
You blemished bursa of cankered Santa Gertrudis pee
You saddening crane of nephritic gyrfalcon puke
You worrying escritoire of unhealthy addax hormone
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