Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grim cone of noisome cockchafer settlings
You insupportable kettle of unwholesome coot slag
You gross stein of morbific globefish purulence
You malodorous tyg of syphilitic Merino exudate
You unlikable whatnot of pathogenic salamander scoria
You untasteful hatbox of gangrened billbug excretes
You dislikable davenport of ratty damselfly thyroxin
You detestable teaspoon of contaminated Brittany spaniel precipitations
You ignoble portfolio of ulcerated opossum semen
You marred cereal bowl of pedicular pike alluvia
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