Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You inelegant flower basket of measly stinkbug husks
You unpretty cardcase of nephritic Cairn terrier parings
You pestering gallbladder of gangrened white wolf salts
You insufferable pan broiler of pestiferous Canada goose refuse
You clumsy calabash of consumptive pelican holdovers
You annoying vat of impure hog-nose snake chaff
You embarrassing bunker of deadly polecat leftovers
You terrible boll of peccant boarhound traces
You afflictive dispatch box of anemic pocket rat belch
You pestilent bundle of tubercular scorpion fly burp
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