Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You joyless envelope of carcinogenic aphid barf
You thankless hope chest of teeming erne grounds
You unbeautiful salver of destructive balloonfish dejecta
You dreary sarcophagus of harmful pike perch leavings
You miasmic golf bag of impure genet flowers
You rueful pottinger of bilious tsetse fly deposits
You grievous compote of maculate hobby smut
You sickening flask of unsalutary anchovy excrement
You heartbreaking oil can of insalubrious booby chips
You heavy tea chest of pestilential stump-tailed lizard parings
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