Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dolorific coffin of unhygenic dodo transudation
You fetid chalice of contaminated malamute sweepings
You discomforting autoclave of debauched firefly flux
You joyless billy of venomous mockingbird pus
You tormenting beaker of ravaged retriever turd
You pestiferous tureen of destructive moose squirt
You malformed tobacco pouch of unvirginal pasang rubbish
You contemptible traveling bag of pleuritic wolverine flops
You worrisome wardrobe of polluted Bactrian camel precipitations
You teasing vanity case of infected golden retriever sinter
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