Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unhandsome chalice of venenous guinea pig jakes
You misshapen tyg of infectious polar bear clinkers
You unappeteizing flight bag of malign red deer spew
You contemptible sack of contaminated electric fish flops
You touching poke of rheumatic King Charles spaniel eructation
You joyless punch bowl of polluted aoudad ejecta
You tormenting file of consumptive Dutch Belted droppings
You evil-looking teaspoon of laryngitic Southdown pats
You troublesome beer glass of scorbutic roach stubble
You horrendous till of contagious Wensleydale jet
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