Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unlikable wallet of unassimilable rabbit bandicoot excreta
You scarecrowish basin of tubercular buff Orpington precipitations
You uncomely puncheon of innutritious vulture hemorrhage
You irking ashpan of malarial mourning dove excrement
You misproportioned cake pan of sullied buffalo piddle
You horrendous finger bowl of beset Persian cat sialorrhea
You miasmal knapsack of plagued Cotswold drool
You grim-faced hope chest of loose sea swallow urine
You beautiless cereal bowl of pedicular Panama vomition
You consuming casket of foul muskrat leftovers
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