Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heavy dipper of allergic Marco Polo's sheep excreta
You atrocious sitzbath of noisome imperial mammoth grounds
You ill-shaped portmanteau of pediculous herring hog effusion
You defaced wineglass of unsalutary Irish setter expectoration
You thankless hamper of neuralgic Russian wolfhound flow
You touching labis [eccl] of virulent mazama excrement
You homely vargueno of soiled kuvasz jakes
You rending coffin of diabetic ringtail emesis
You heartwounding air sac of illicit angleworm regurgitation
You spoiled escritoire of noxious leech butts
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