Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You replusive theca of miasmal dromedary spurt
You unpleasing tea urn of scrofulous Sussex spaniel crap
You ugly vanity bag of illicit Malinois spittle
You troubling crock of teeming English sparrow ructation
You cacophonic scyphus of carcinogenic ouzel regurgitation
You harassing clothesbasket of tumorous Kerry blue terrier eructation
You malodorous carpetbag of sullied zebra evacuation
You fulsome trunk of unvirginal horsefly scum
You miasmic breaker of pestiferous petrel autacoid
You ill-featured gripsack of malarial badger dog ash
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