Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You troubling rack of consumptive tarpon depositions
You ill-made chest of malign oont [India] dregs
You terrible teacup of edematous chimney swift shit
You pitiable hutch of beset Surinam toad heaves
You ill-favored tray of noisome tapeworm ptyalism
You untasteful billfold of malarial Orpington excreta
You mortifying casserole of wanton basking shark dross
You blemished chamber pot of miasmal sardine flowers
You uglified vasculum of unassimilable buffalo embers
You unlikable mail pouch of paralytic flame tetra spittle
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