Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You fulsome pan broiler of venenous red-headed woodpecker dross
You disfigured reliquary of unvirginal elephant excreta
You wearisome warming pan of encephalitic ruddy duck coprolite
You miasmal frying pan of contaminated Belgian hare defecation
You exhausting bakepan of unhealthful plover orts
You malodorous filing box of malignant nightjar belch
You disagreeable footlocker of loose terrapin ruins
You awkward percolator of hydropic kuvasz snot
You desolating carafe of ratty komondor clinkers
You heartrending crock of maculate English cocker spaniel grounds
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