Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You depressing handbag of rickety stag beetle exudation
You defaced duffel bag of noisome Great Pyrenees residue
You wearing tassie [Brit] of morbific Kerry blue terrier sweepings
You ill-made envelope of palsied webworm semen
You unpalatable bassinet of defiled kite offscourings
You undesirable bidet of ratty cheetah BO
You unlikable quiver of communicable American saddle horse autacoid
You spoiled splint basket of tubercular Belgian sheep dog settlings
You excruciating clothesbasket of toxicant Kodiak bear coprolite
You pestiferous cake pan of scorbutic Lippizaner ptyalism
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