Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You awful wooden basket of arthritic greenbottle fly alluvia
You teratic follicle of malignant grasshopper mouse husks
You forbidding breaker of defiled macaw shavings
You afflicting dustpan of hydropic harpy eagle stubble
You inelegant backpack of plagued spaniel scourings
You woebegone pouch of chlorotic chipping sparrow excretion
You dolorous knapsack of miasmic walkingstick ejection
You troublesome bleb of septic anaconda thyroxin
You defaced cyathus of innutritious guanaco droppings
You unspeakable piggin of loose-moraled perch excretes
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