Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unlovely saccus of pathogenic rock squirrel sputum
You harsh frail of anemic Wensleydale feces
You woebegone hopper of hydropic gannet semen
You misshapen amnion of impure gerbil sewerage
You evil-looking envelope of miasmic papillon coprolite
You appalling dipper of variolar kuvasz odds and ends
You overburdensome magazine of tainted phoebe stool
You undesirable sleeping bag of insalubrious girdle-tailed lizard exudate
You depressive tankard of noisome blackbird jakes
You ungraced posnet of poisonous polecat shit
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