Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ghastly saccule of veneniferous loon sialorrhea
You odious mail pouch of hydropic Galloway scum
You unpleasant musk bag of infested Croton bug defecation
You unspeakable jeroboam of anemic striped bass flowers
You grim sitzbath of poisoned Dorset Down salts
You lamentable kibble of contagious Belgian squirt
You sorrowful bidet of unsanitary crane fly emesis
You unwelcome can of venenous ox vomition
You homely blister of septic Irish terrier spurt
You dreadful bundle of malignant pointer sewage
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