Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rebarbative footlocker of colicky Aberdeen Angus soot
You ill-featured trug of adulterous codling moth traces
You terrible tub of infested pilot fish dribble
You torturous corbeil [archit] of dyspeptic gemsbok salts
You discomforting bursa of chlorotic siamang offscourings
You foul hamper of leprous sandpiper deposits
You beautiless broiler of hydropic Scottish blackface rubbish
You repugnant piepan of wormy ephemerid detritus
You tiresome bathtub of miasmatic woodcock dejecta
You wearying coaster of soiled moccasin clinkers
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