Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You frightful sacculus of infected boxer depositions
You wearying portfolio of venenous jigger rumps
You plaguesome stein of anemic horntail sweepings
You pestilential cream pitcher of encephalitic Dorking precipitates
You pesky holster of unwholesome cobra de capello piddle
You grim-visaged carafe of loose-moraled greyhound ash
You distasteful glass of gouty termite effluent
You misbegotten catch basin of indecent flying fish emission
You beastly cancelli of lousy moccasin ca-ca
You disconcerting corbeil [archit] of pneumonic bassarisk debris
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