Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You clumsy reticule of infectious myna dung
You unalluring wineglass of carcinogenic herring hog mucus
You sore kitchen cabinet of dyspeptic dragon fish puke
You dolorogenic cream pitcher of miasmic buff Orpington sweepings
You harsh harness cask of miasmal Welsh pony dejecta
You horrific net of poisoned Scottish terrier sperm
You noisome sarcophagus of toxical widgeon egestion
You fulsome dessert spoon of destructive greylag goose orts
You tormenting ammunition box of tubercular thrips clinkers
You sad jorum of lousy Jersey ca-ca
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