Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You shocking press of loose-moraled woodchuck discharge
You dreary cigarette case of tumorigenic bald eagle flatus
You marred goblet of arthritic constrictor defecation
You intolerable blister of morbid golden eagle dingleberry
You teasing air sac of rickety Marco Polo's sheep vestiges
You harassing sound of infectious loach excretes
You bothersome desk of toxic swamp rabbit dejecta
You sharp compact of harmful wharf rat transudation
You unsavory marsupium of wanton grizzly bear barf
You pestering teaspoon of ratty deer tiger night soil
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