Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pestilential blackjack of dropsical inchworm flops
You hateful dessert spoon of unhealthful narwhal offscourings
You nauseating schoolbag of sullied manta regurgitation
You rending shoulder bag of tainted saiga rags
You depressive magazine of neuralgic springer spaniel silt
You pestering pocket of venenous herring alluvia
You racking wok of poisonous cedar waxwing spew
You replusive envelope of unhygenic Brittany spaniel jet
You unpalatable posnet of ratty ortolan survivals
You woeful scabbard of defiled poyou flatulence
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