Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You excruciating sewing basket of unassimilable Australian terrier salivation
You objectionable casserole of ratty civet cat dung
You humiliating plate of unvirginal tamandua secretion
You ill-favored golf bag of pleuritic barracuda thyroxin
You comfortless crucible of adulterous American saddle horse drool
You disconcerting barrel of podagric chinch evacuation
You terrible theca of poisonous tumblebug gas
You unendurable ewer of edematous miniature schnauzer ejaculation
You saddening powder horn of smirched grunt ejecta
You vexing vitrine of bilious mountain goat sialagogue
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