Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You beautiless harness cask of variolous ant bear leftovers
You excruciating tassie [Brit] of gouty drosophila guano
You irking casserole of toxical worm snake leavings
You wearing punnet of ulcerous platypus rumps
You bleak can of pocky tumblebug grounds
You harassing sinus of unassimilable alpaca ordure
You offensive china of pathogenic owl flatuosity
You gruesome stewpan of foul American lion disgorgement
You miasmal biggin of illicit bulldog settlings
You clumsy Saratoga trunk of abandoned field spaniel remainders
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