Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You distressing billy of luetic Yorkshire ruins
You tiresome sitzbath of morbific mosquito cinders
You ignoble reliquary of unassimilable herring hog slaver
You uncomfortable kitchen cabinet of lousy dingo disgorgement
You base tea chest of scabietic guereza chaff
You saddening box of envenomed tatouay pee
You ill-proportioned bud vase of variolous rhinoceros spout
You galling gravy boat of grubby alewife embers
You bleak platter of noxious cachalotXCaffre cat ejectamenta
You irking ark of syphilitic stickleback diaphoresis
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