Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grim-faced mazer of sullied donkey salts
You unpalatable hot-water bottle of variolous St. Mark's fly dejecta
You heinous messkit of pleuritic mastiff exudation
You atrocious bindle of tumorigenic Briard pats
You gross teacup of unhealthy roadrunner gas
You revolting billy of pediculous banteng slobber
You heartwounding breadbasket of noisome dark Cornish remainders
You desolating golf bag of besmirched boar extrusion
You ungainly vitrine of toxiferous razorbill diaphoresis
You piteous air bladder of palsied guib ptyalism
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