Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You nasty desk of unvirginal Turk shavings
You heartbreaking bladder of unassimilable miniature pinscher thyroxin
You ugly boot of pocky deer mouse salts
You execrable blackjack of contaminated siren snot
You wearing vacuum bottle of beset teju pats
You unsightly chamber pot of indecent white Plymouth Rock urine
You joyless attache´ case of poisonous greylag goose spurt
You abhorrent shovel of apoplectic golden retriever exudate
You teratic bakepan of toxical large white sediment
You despicable harness cask of venerate Scottish deerhound grounds
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