Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You misproportioned trug of bilious broadtail scoria
You fulsome canteen of venomous wireworm purulence
You racking carryall of scabietic armyworm sialorrhea
You malodorous bureau of apoplectic dabchick flowers
You objectionable coffer of miasmatic nuthatch excretion
You foul handbag of mortified flickertail remnants
You crushing pocket flask of ratty genet embers
You nasty powder box of peccant pollack turd
You troubling bladder of unclean Eskimo dog alluvia
You grim trowel of paralytic buffalo carpet beetle flow
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