Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You painful nose bag of noisome gecko salivation
You dismal sinus of unchaste lark scraps
You noxious chest of drawers of diseased jabalina ejection
You humiliating compote of pedicular Havana brown cat expectoration
You execrable kibble of dropsical narwhal excretion
You crushing spoon of venerate fox squirrel night soil
You contemptible evening bag of peccant zebu ca-ca
You heavy letter file of unvirginal yellowhammer rags
You obscene magnum of toxiferous Jersey sediment
You repugnant vargueno of wanton titlark cinders
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