Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pathetic terrine of hydropic white Wyandotte dross
You afflicting sack of mortified songbird expectoration
You ill-proportioned dresser of tumorigenic buffalo carpet beetle precipitations
You rending coffer of beset sunfish ca-ca
You revolting breadbasket of pneumonic halibut scum
You exasperating lowboy of variolar cowbird turd
You heartsickening vacuum bottle of insanitary pipit filings
You disturbing stoup of harmful tobacco worm exudation
You lamentable rummer of peccant Welsh sputum
You dire escritoire of edematous ring-tailed cat flux
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