Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dislikable flacon of toxicant Jersey clinkers
You dismal bladder of abandoned water moccasin turd
You rending carryall of incontinent water bug survivals
You irksome escritoire of tabetic Percheron slobber
You heavy davenport of unwholesome Bactrian camel rags
You exhausting tucker bag [Austral] of sullied suslik excrement
You annoying garbage can of unclean pasang ca-ca
You nasty mazer of pocky snowbird embers
You joyless watering can of mortified tussah egesta
You tiresome crate of infective babirusa piss
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