Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You oppressive stomach of peccant caracara froth
You unappeteizing hatbox of ulcerated black fox cinders
You horrid housewife of scabietic rhea ordure
You unaesthetic poke of neuralgic sawfly ca-ca
You wearying caddie bag of encephalitic coon cat [dial] pats
You repelling marsupium of tabid manul purulence
You pathetic piggin of rheumatic Leicester residuua
You gross messkit of toxic hyrax emission
You depressive oil can of insanitary pickerel night soil
You vexatious saucepan of scorbutic house martin chaff
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