Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrific loving cup of indecent wild duck exudate
You awful pan broiler of incontinent mudfish draff
You unpalatable shoulder bag of noisome garter snake remnants
You bleak bakepan of neuritic blue whale shavings
You tiresome canteen of miasmatic miller's-thumb settlings
You irritating amnion of wanton herring hog slabber
You pathetic flower basket of sullied Rambouillet burp
You fetid tub of rheumatic black sheep thyroxin
You oppressive ditty bag of scabietic rose beetle pee
You terrible percolator of morbid langur transudation
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