Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You execrable tablespoon of toxiferous sole sewage
You rending cereal bowl of scrofulous titlark settlings
You racking catchall of ravaged dormouse scourings
You lamentable bin of pathological mazama jakes
You deformed credenza of toxical hyena crap
You grim packet of scabietic prairie dog autacoid
You woeful vesicle of pediculous grivet flowers
You dislikable salad bowl of illicit mouse deer spittle
You disfigured ashpan of noxious shovelhead shark smut
You harassing sewing basket of envenomed Shetland dung
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