Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rebarbative glasses of unsalutary sucker foam
You wearying noggin of miasmatic wolverine orts
You dismal pan broiler of pathogenic grizzly bear moraine
You unwelcome corbeil [archit] of virulent pine snake salts
You grotesque drinking cup of dropsical kite excretion
You joyless chiffonier of leprous cedarbird extravasation
You grinding ventricle of pestilential white Leghorn residuua
You heavy commode of destructive grampus pee
You homely vanity case of syphilitic chickaree voidance
You hard-visaged cage of loose cat squirrel rubbish
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