Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You fetid honeypot of carcinogenic midwife toad spout
You ill-featured watering can of envenomed Belted Galloway chaff
You dysphemistic duffel bag of ulcerous Cheviot semen
You deformed china of scabietic butcher bird remainders
You evil-looking hogshead of foul redbird dregs
You wearisome splint basket of besmirched tuatara tears
You detestable sheath of mortified grouper sputum
You grim-faced soup bowl of hypertensive gnatcatcher sweepings
You bothering basin of abandoned petrel evacuation
You unpleasant powder box of toxiferous king cobra perspiration
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