Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You cheerless bladder of septic cormorant eccrisis
You desolating bureau of unchaste gaur fart
You unpalatable mortar of toxiferous electric ray spout
You rueful breaker of lousy Minorca moraine
You malodorous ammunition box of unwholesome solan goose ruins
You harrowing dipper of noxious kite regurgitation
You lamentable hope chest of tumorigenic Africander depositions
You hideous tallboy of toxic spectacled cobra salts
You noisome bushel of innutritious ermine dribble
You harsh sauce boat of veneniferous puffer feces
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