Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You appalling ashcan of unhygenic cockroach dejecta
You grim-faced stomach of incontinent Brittany spaniel spittle
You teratic locker box of soiled puff adder burp
You shapeless jar of toxiferous loggerhead crap
You rueful pitcher of innutritious buff Orpington gas
You hard-featured kitchen cabinet of arthritic gazelle excreta
You desolating sauce boat of maculate imperial mammoth drool
You unpretty drinking cup of cankered snow goose odds and ends
You fetid pannikin of loose-moraled dipper precipitates
You humiliating paten of pedicular eelpout ca-ca
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