Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You offensive hip bath of insanitary sparrow settlings
You unpalatable garbage can of cankerous screech owl expulsion
You unendurable bag of hypertensive parrot ejection
You distasteful tallboy of toxicant wood wasp coprolith
You harrowing skep of pleuritic English bulldog remains
You weighty pail of gouty schnauzer turd
You undelectable sheath of rachitic Dexter ends
You joyless brazier of cancerous grain beetle sewage
You gargoylish shell of defiled swine shit
You loathsome caddie bag of unhygenic Hamburg vestiges
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