Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pesky chest of drawers of miasmic greenbottle fly crap
You weighty caster of polluted sawfish odds and ends
You unlikable palette of rickety komondor ejection
You beastly cigarette case of morbid lovebird ends
You horrifying bud vase of podagric trematode flux
You ungraceful vat of injurious Santa Gertrudis chips
You sharp stomach of peccant Duroc sediment
You dire kit bag of rachitic Irish water spaniel stool
You mephitic dispatch box of ulcerated dachshund ejectamenta
You sour gripsack of pestilential miniature poodle leftovers
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