Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You consuming coaster of dyspeptic thoroughbred coprolite
You undelicious breadbasket of insanitary night-heron pee
You tragic pail of edematous Leghorn urine
You abominable frying pan of lousy jackdaw discharge
You burdensome spoon of malignant wheatear ash
You teratic boiler of besmirched chimaera egesta
You unpleasing tyg of tumorous bonito salivation
You nauseating locker of indecent wood frog settlings
You beastly poke of soiled billbug thyroxin
You misshapen keg of wormy cormorant excretes
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