Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heartwounding pottle of incontinent baleen whale secretion
You rueful gunny of toxical adjutant bird residuua
You nauseating gripsack of diseased pewit leftovers
You disturbing kettle of dyspeptic Dorking rubbish
You undelectable scrip [archaic] of lousy mavis slag
You dire oil can of unsanitary caracara piddle
You embarrassing chamber pot of cankered lion belch
You nasty calyx of infective rat terrier eructation
You misbegotten mug of poisonous butterfish diaphoresis
You grim ark of pleuritic Southdown slabber
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