Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unsightly blackjack of veneniferous pelican shavings
You ungainly puncheon of allergic laughing jackass jet
You terrible desk of freeloving manatee flatuosity
You afflicting wineglass of scorbutic chickadee sweat
You unpretty breadbasket of tainted Holstein residuua
You ill-shaped jar of toxical Dolly Varden trout eruption
You repulsive matchbox of unwholesome pike traces
You sorrowful glasses of unchaste cocker spaniel turd
You abhorrent pannikin of unsanitary Lepisma ejaculation
You regrettable crucible of hydropic dove disgorgement
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