Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dreary fistula of loose argusfish holdovers
You grinding hutch of tabetic punkie butts
You painful finger bowl of contaminated dark Cornish refuse
You ill-proportioned scuttle of paralytic red squirrel squirt
You dislikable porringer of pestiferous Clydesdale terrier diaphoresis
You plaguey trash can of peccant English cocker spaniel excretion
You appalling credenza of hydropic sting ray turd
You misbegotten tankard of neuritic Cashmere goat ruins
You woebegone wastebasket of poisoned Himalayan cat expulsion
You unappeteizing silique of envenomed Manchester terrier BO
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