Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You fetid beaker of sullied fulmar fart
You hard-visaged highboy of ravaged blackfish settlings
You unappeteizing barracks bag of scabietic matamata clinkers
You pestilent sauce boat of unvirginal brown trout extrusion
You dislikable demitasse of luetic chub sialorrhea
You plaguing bin of poisoned large white jet
You distressing wastepaper basket of tumorous roach chaff
You dolorogenic scoop of indigestible American lion spurt
You gargoylish gravy boat of soiled sow bug ash
You heartsickening honeypot of variolar frigate bird ruins
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