Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sickening beer glass of ulcerous cottonmouth extravasation
You unpleasing sacculus of tainted duck turd
You grim udder of miasmatic Bouvier des Flandres flowers
You blemished teacup of virulent gar soot
You teratic blister of epileptic tiger cat chaff
You sour holster of harmful Virginia deer evacuation
You clumsy barrel of miasmic webworm spit
You repellent cedar chest of miasmal pangolin cinders
You dolorous carpetbag of rachitic sperm whale wind
You depressing commode of infected chipmunk alluvia
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