Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You wearying broiler of scorbutic Wyandotte fossils
You gross billy of adulterous brown thrasher urine
You wearisome tureen of infectious rove beetle feces
You fetid highball glass of teeming ice bear turd
You pitiable messkit of ulcerous caecilian drool
You unalluring tallboy of unsanitary silver salmon draff
You pestering clothes hamper of arthritic dabchick BO
You teratic boodle bag of tabetic caddis fly precipitates
You misshapen pan broiler of malignant stump-tailed lizard egestion
You unpleasing jar of veneniferous cockroach droppings
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