Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You exhausting Saratoga trunk of measly leopard cat turd
You miasmic corbeil [archit] of neuralgic foumart shit
You worrisome sink of insanitary cassowary ash
You crude reticule of septic buprestid beetle spurt
You monstrous tea urn of virulent cucumber flea beetle salts
You shapeless clothespress of debauched skink gas
You detestable tobacco pouch of anemic iguana froth
You frightful matchbox of morbid marabou voidance
You onerous wooden basket of scabietic Kodiak bear wind
You hateful hod of infected brown bear draff
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