Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You harassing jigger of pathological bird of paradise leavings
You horrible folio of toxical bloodhound squirt
You grievous harness cask of smirched Dandie Dinmont terrier eructation
You afflicting honeypot of leprous devilfish secretion
You troublesome envelope of freeloving manta eccrisis
You malodorous quiver of unvirginal Egyptian cat scum
You comfortless can of scabietic brush wolf clinkers
You horrifying pack sack of poisonous chigoe purulence
You contemptible flask of podagric white Wyandotte droppings
You pestiferous mortar of miasmal dogfish BO
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