Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You clumsy wicker basket of leprous tiger moth dung
You disfigured tin can of freeloving Rocky Mountain goat residue
You monstrous musk bag of contaminated indigo bunting belch
You tragic e´tui of besmirched whooper swan turd
You annoying ditty bag of bilious water bug egesta
You dire haversack of beset capelin guano
You affecting cyathus of indecent piranha coprolith
You unlovely magnum of consumptive horned owl jet
You despicable boodle bag of insalubrious hake extrusion
You gross tucker bag [Austral] of poisonous chow droppings
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