Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You appalling scuttle of pestiferous shrew mole survivals
You execrable ark of indigestible tree frog sweepings
You hideous hamper of allergic skate precipitates
You troublesome patella of grubby flying phalanger jet
You moving tinderbox of poisoned petrel BO
You disgusting slop pail of chlorotic bristletail excretion
You uninviting percolator of smirched Cape buffalo spittle
You sore diplomatic pouch of poisonous Blenheim spaniel elimination
You heinous jardiniere of besmirched pochard vomition
You teasing fifth of unsanitary parakeet sewerage
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