Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You malodorous box of veneniferous Wessex saddleback clinkers
You unsavory cardcase of allergic Briard fart
You despicable escritoire of dyspeptic mule deer ash
You aggravating pipkin of consumptive otterhound defecation
You thankless mortarboard of colicky wombat piddle
You inelegant casket of pediculous opossum disgorgement
You tormenting tea chest of unvirginal timber wolf spittle
You irritating cuspidor of debauched lamprey hemorrhage
You vile sitzbath of injurious leopard frog relics
You ignoble calabash of unhygenic bobcat ejaculation
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