Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unaesthetic tub of apoplectic leopard dejecta
You troublesome dresser of teeming Sumatra rheum
You rending teaspoon of unwholesome sheep draff
You heartsickening wicker basket of beset coot exudate
You tragic plate of wanton basset perspiration
You ungraced hamper of anemic swine dross
You miasmal fruit basket of dropsical mongoose egesta
You disturbing hopper of unchaste Duroc diaphoresis
You gruesome pocket of tabid anaconda sperm
You shocking rucksack of tainted schnauzer chips
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