Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You abominable dosser of miasmic otterhound coprolith
You unsightly pocket flask of rheumatic cichlid orts
You vexatious caldron of unassimilable silkworm flux
You deplorable dishpan of envenomed mara wind
You objectionable vanity bag of soiled cisco remainders
You plaguesome rush basket of polluted thrasher remains
You unaesthetic scyphus of apoplectic green turtle scoria
You regrettable pipkin of sullied plaice salivation
You unappealing skillet of insalubrious komondor debris
You nasty calyx of cankered anaconda filings
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