Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You discomforting plate of pneumonic lacewing survivals
You miasmic gravy boat of unchaste petrel perspiration
You dysphemized chamber pot of unhealthful Scottish terrier embers
You excruciating drawer of indigestible water snake crap
You cacophonic chest of allergic chipmunk expectoration
You ill-favored shelf of scrofulous burro deer sweepings
You contemptible evening bag of neuralgic chickadee spittle
You beautiless goblet of dropsical tragopan semen
You unsavory breaker of indecent mountain gorilla guano
You monstrous game bag of adulterous Rambouillet egestion
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