Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You disgusting jardiniere of pathological frog feculence
You humiliating teaspoon of rheumatic flamingo fart
You repelling beaker of wormy white Plymouth Rock draff
You pitiable ark of diseased Bernese mountain dog spittle
You tiresome magazine of apoplectic snipe urine
You insufferable flower basket of unhygenic ringdove scourings
You torturous bindle of soiled sand martin butts
You rebarbative trowel of syphilitic rove beetle ca-ca
You distressing envelope of unassimilable English springer spaniel flux
You ghastly drawer of infested bunting refuse
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