Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You awkward compact of contaminated squash bug rags
You unsightly slop pail of variolous sea trout fart
You pesky vanity case of phthisic kit fox deposits
You ungraced china of harmful woodworm dingleberry
You unhandsome udder of bilious St. Mark's fly excrement
You torturous kitchen boiler of plagued elephant disgorgement
You unlovely caddy of infested pelican scourings
You consuming briefcase of morbific weevil chips
You atrocious sauce boat of toxicant scorpion fly guano
You fetid wineglass of luetic white Orpington ordure
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