Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You cacophonic bail of morbific catfish evacuation
You forbidding bathtub of unchaste sturgeon slag
You undelicious demitasse of pocky Red Poll clinkers
You painful rack of pneumonic tumblebug silt
You dolorous tableware of pleuritic wild boar slabber
You disagreeable goblet of rheumatic bedbug residue
You plaguing pannier of unvirginal urial expectoration
You pestering phial of maculate buffalo fish dejecta
You crude caster of unwholesome mara sweat
You ignoble corbeil [archit] of consumptive burro deer scraps
https://cheswick.com/insult