Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You distressing bud vase of adulterous sulfur-bottom whale pus
You comfortless barrel of loose-moraled yak crap
You heavy scabbard of incontinent Dorset Down rags
You oppressive packing box of unhealthy weaverbird ends
You blotted platter of variolous toucan debris
You unpalatable vesicle of hydropic white Leghorn disgorgement
You unbearable vase of malarial red deer precipitations
You weighty basin of pocky ephemerid coprolite
You heartbreaking air sac of tumorigenic hamster cinders
You sore saucepan of pleuritic duck silt
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