Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sour pocketbook of illicit Langshan vestiges
You shapeless rummer of besmirched leopard eructation
You frightful GI can of foul tapir shavings
You horrendous coffee urn of unassimilable garter snake grounds
You unbeautiful jorum of consumptive sika jet
You irking butt of pedicular Irish terrier holdovers
You rending barracks bag of septic pasang sinter
You bothering cannikin of diabetic kite rheum
You insufferable grip of phthisic angleworm excrement
You grim ark of injurious wren pats
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