Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dolorific teakettle of unclean bustard ejectamenta
You troublesome tun of innutritious asp cinders
You abominable roaster of allergic West Highland white terrier belch
You vexing mortarboard of smirched guitarfish slag
You rotten wallet of leprous kinkajou ptyalism
You heartrending reed basket of pneumonic Saluki moraine
You disfigured compact of palsied hammerhead shark rags
You grievous whatnot of chlorotic dark Cornish exudation
You unwelcome butt of nephritic coon ejection
You dolorous terrine of contaminated partridge transudation
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