Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You mournful cruse of malarial leafhopper flux
You unpleasant frying pan of variolous takin transudation
You exhausting backpack of soiled butterfly fart
You worrying cedar chest of cankered drum slaver
You unpretty china of arthritic lacewing expectoration
You lamentable harness cask of ulcerated lantern fly perspiration
You ill-favored caddy of pathological widgeon effluent
You dysphemistic cake pan of palsied rorqual smut
You sharp scrotum of harmful bobolink diaphoresis
You inelegant knapsack of apoplectic wood mouse vomit
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