Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You afflictive cruse of chlorotic Hereford pats
You plaguing vase of dropsical botfly extrusion
You awful casket of edematous deer mouse salts
You depressing phial of virulent black face Highland ejectment
You comfortless grip of grubby leatherback secretion
You consuming dispatch box of nephritic alligator gar excretion
You sharp butt of poisoned cucumber flea beetle ejection
You sour drawer of pathological Welsh springer spaniel vomit
You unspeakable backpack of communicable cattle egret ca-ca
You aggravating marsupium of venerate Chesapeake Bay retriever snot
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