Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heartbreaking pocket of scabietic bull terrier drool
You dysphemistic grip of maculate polecat froth
You uncomely wastepaper basket of freeloving midge salivation
You troublesome breadbasket of palsied roundworm pus
You troubling spider of lousy hackee clinkers
You moving crib of cankerous buprestid beetle belch
You tiresome sauce boat of abandoned Poland China expulsion
You unpretty rucksack of envenomed zoril stumps
You untasteful china of edematous boarhound heaves
You sad skippet of leprous Dexter night soil
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