Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pestilent boll of infectious barn swallow excretion
You misshapen boiler of lousy spoonbill sperm
You dreadful flagon of arthritic puffin eruption
You plaguey gunny of envenomed avocet droppings
You teasing liqueur glass of variolar broadtail ca-ca
You detestable washbasket of toxic St. Bernard scraps
You unlikable fistula of unhealthy phalarope guano
You insupportable vanity case of loose-moraled pike refuse
You offensive GI can of illicit bettong precipitates
You depressive gravy boat of insalubrious horned toad gas
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