Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You worrisome footlocker of polluted Holstein dribble
You dolorous creel of nephritic chickaree flops
You harsh packet of unhealthful porcupine traces
You revolting Boston bag of pedicular gunnel soot
You provoking holster of noxious whistler orts
You repugnant calyx of anemic Bouvier des Flandres odds and ends
You ill-favored pannier of peccant kingfisher draff
You distressful blister of morbid flea beetle crap
You vexatious chiffonier of leprous skunk parings
You deplorable cellaret of unsanitary English bulldog ejecta
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