Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You plaguing punnet of peccant song sparrow puke
You misbegotten cuspidor of cankered wolfhound pee
You irksome drinking cup of paralytic dugong squirt
You ungraceful water butt of tainted hornet sweepings
You cheerless haversack of miasmal caribou ejection
You grim-faced hipflask of venerate Dexter salts
You bleak escritoire of gangrenous Doberman pinscher detritus
You crushing trug of cankerous soft-shelled turtle stool
You unpleasant eggcup of freeloving mealworm ordure
You painful teacup of envenomed cuckoo refuse
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