Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You irritating splint basket of hypertensive stickleback lacrimation
You nasty net of unassimilable eel refuse
You atrocious soupspoon of gangrenous hippopotamus excretion
You rotten brandy snifter of morbific tobacco worm snot
You ill-featured carton of adulterous horsefly effluent
You mournful sugar bowl of defiled anchovy slaver
You beautiless pottinger of ulcerated warbler sewage
You sorrowful wastepaper basket of tumorigenic boll weevil offscourings
You oppressive cist of infectious Australorp fossils
You disconcerting davenport of cankerous Sussex diaphoresis
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