Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You awful vat of pleuritic barbel remnants
You foul rush basket of soiled wryneck survivals
You misshapen creel of indigestible bearded lizard clinkers
You troubling urn of toxiferous dorado leftovers
You monstrous terrine of tainted Australian terrier coprolith
You depressive flower bowl of teeming tatouay embers
You exasperating shoulder bag of pathogenic Brussels griffon offscourings
You tyrannous cone of cancerous Barbary ape excrement
You execrable kitchen cabinet of unsalutary canvasback turd
You poignant harness cask of variolar menhaden eruption
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