Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You plaguing messkit of septic water dog dung
You pestiferous hogshead of gangrened flycatcher relics
You exhausting cell of neuralgic fly-catching warbler dregs
You pesky skep of unhealthy swan precipitations
You repugnant sink of luetic German wire-haired pointer emission
You ill-proportioned pocketbook of illicit oryx semen
You dreary bladder of smirched wild duck purulence
You crude buffet of hypertensive darter tears
You heartsickening scrotum of wormy schipperke ptyalism
You unsavory letter file of bilious cheetah defecation
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