Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sorrowful picnic basket of illicit sturgeon hormone
You ill-proportioned purse of tabid shrew spittle
You heartsickening jigger of noxious lynx precipitates
You misshapen skep of ravaged chimaera snot
You cheerless packet of colicky owl dingleberry
You undelectable cannikin of virulent cachalot wind
You repulsive flower bowl of incontinent chafer relics
You disfigured drawer of abandoned golden eagle emesis
You evil-looking bursa of edematous white giant sperm
You rueful gallipot of pedicular Malinois salivation
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