Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You nauseating sheath of nephritic ortolan drivel
You unappealing shelves of beset thoroughbred dung
You ill-shaped tumbler of infectious harvest mouse filings
You heartwounding seedcase of destructive mastodon discharge
You humiliating dinner plate of ulcerated Rocky Mountain goat ejectamenta
You unpleasing closet of loose swan remnants
You offensive eggcup of epileptic crake effusion
You misshapen hip bath of tubercular prairie wolf sputum
You homely vargueno of contagious brown trout piddle
You forbidding powder horn of malarial plover depositions
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