Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dire amnion of rickety blue jay odds and ends
You vexing broiler of contagious hog-nose snake spout
You distasteful wallet of venenous grackle BO
You horrid desk of unhygenic golden trout hormone
You joyless salad bowl of toxical orangutan depositions
You comfortless bread pan of miasmatic blackfish diaphoresis
You mortifying demijohn of colicky fox hemorrhage
You regrettable biggin of tubercular octopus elimination
You contemptible spider of pathological Hamburg leftovers
You dolorogenic butt of edematous possum perspiration
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