Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You base brandy snifter of toxicant teredo scraps
You afflictive carpetbag of virulent balloonfish precipitations
You graceless tote bag of neuritic sage grouse offscourings
You pathetic GI can of nephritic starling spout
You humiliating sitzbath of infested llama foam
You worrying clothesbasket of tumorigenic field mouse perspiration
You tragic cancelli of incontinent gallfly purulence
You embarrassing compote of ulcerous wire-haired terrier feces
You nauseating caisson of leprous box turtle stumps
You provoking pack sack of polluted papillon ructation
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