Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pitiable autoclave of maculate bleak rubbish
You ill-proportioned palette of consumptive bobcat sweat
You heartrending bunker of malign leatherback jakes
You ill-looking cage of morbific mallard thyroxin
You ghastly saccule of unvirginal grison slabber
You worrisome bandbox of cancerous Welsh corgi orts
You oppressive watering can of bilious Cecropia moth ptyalism
You bothering pannier of variolar finch dregs
You graceless percolator of tabid Corriedale traces
You uninviting teapot of miasmic scup exudation
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