Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You bothersome kibble of destructive burro spurt
You troublesome barracks bag of foul snipe debris
You gruesome wok of venenous egret semen
You spoiled musk bag of palsied diamondback rubbish
You grim-visaged bunker of teeming grosbeak salivation
You untasteful piggin of rheumatic kinglet tears
You gargoylish double boiler of venerate papillon residue
You nasty crock of pathogenic bittern ejectamenta
You pathetic plate of cancerous Gordon setter slag
You racking kit of tabid Suffolk heaves
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