Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You mephitic attache´ case of neuritic horse froth
You pathetic jardiniere of besmirched fisher evacuation
You obscene bin of septic Belgian hare eccrisis
You heinous cannikin of abandoned moray eel dribble
You bothering billy of miasmic guppy excrement
You vile tassie [Brit] of consumptive barn door skate holdovers
You deformed cabinet of cankerous swallow expectoration
You agonizing sink of morbid redbird flops
You unpalatable kilderkin of mortified menhaden saliva
You unappeteizing chiffonier of injurious takin sputum
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