Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grisly jigger of epileptic marlin coprolite
You dysphemized bassinet of scabietic pickerel frog feculence
You bothering kitchen cabinet of insalubrious auklet remnants
You crude crucible of paralytic husky dung
You pesky gourd of cankered walrus manure
You sharp money box of envenomed bookworm expulsion
You repugnant pony of scorbutic alligator gar ptyalism
You discomforting skippet of laryngitic buffalo bug relics
You racking purse of plagued leopard frog pus
You plaguey stewpan of teeming ruddy duck flux
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