Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unlikable bakepan of pathogenic cayman dribble
You heavy eggcup of gouty puli effusion
You pesky hamper of epileptic trumpeter debris
You disturbing washbasin of pestilential thrasher eccrisis
You wearing utricle of unvirginal jackal sialagogue
You clumsy boiler of sullied robber fly drool
You unengaging picnic basket of innutritious turtledove leftovers
You fulsome pocketbook of teeming shoveler ejaculation
You pestilent carpetbag of measly apar egestion
You odious teakettle of poisoned pintail slaver
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