Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unsightly tassie [Brit] of measly giant schnauzer ordure
You pathetic billy of ulcerous snapper parings
You heartwounding caddie bag of phthisic imperial mammoth piddle
You saddening pottinger of diabetic wild sheep pats
You disconcerting cistern of syphilitic sheldrake eructation
You distressing sound of pneumonic proboscis monkey belch
You exasperating cyst of venenous Groenendael coprolith
You burdensome vat of adulterous stone curlew precipitates
You distasteful carpetbag of tumorigenic hippopotamus ruins
You unpretty noggin of gouty dingo hormone
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