Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You despicable boodle bag of insalubrious Lincoln puke
You insupportable whatnot of syphilitic electric fish silt
You piteous trowel of pestiferous English springer spaniel pee
You miasmic puncheon of cankerous cicada residuua
You evil-looking sac of wormy moose depositions
You galling double boiler of phthisic Clydesdale traces
You exhausting kilderkin of toxical platypus flux
You discomforting brazier of unchaste pangolin shavings
You sad punnet of noxious python vomit
You importunate monstrance of foul earwig rags
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