Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grinding magazine of nephritic wild duck cinders
You uglified evening bag of loose-moraled pocket rat precipitates
You horrifying cistern of miasmic English foxhound droppings
You bitter spider of luetic black Sumatra excrement
You dire sink of carcinogenic Suffolk leftovers
You dislikable cyst of chlorotic weakfish moraine
You distasteful tablespoon of debauched chow draff
You abominable keg of tainted setter sewerage
You ill-proportioned holdall of grubby swine vestiges
You vexatious cone of toxicant springbok ptyalism
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