Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You atrocious secretary of pneumonic bookworm debris
You mournful harness cask of chlorotic King Charles spaniel smut
You gargoylish blister of pleuritic redstart egestion
You ill-looking breadbasket of unsalutary elm leaf beetle dross
You beautiless commode of noxious pike perch excrement
You irksome sewing basket of leprous grayling elimination
You clumsy ashcan of bilious American foxhound expectoration
You spoiled shot glass of toxicant springbok sialorrhea
You grim-faced trowel of pathological gavial flatulence
You ungraceful poke of tubercular tayra survivals
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