Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You evil-looking washbasket of wormy standardbred dregs
You excruciating vanity case of phthisic cheetah drivel
You unspeakable water butt of unclean King Charles spaniel emesis
You nauseating punnet of infested otter rheum
You depressive tinderbox of injurious mouse deer secretion
You bothering scabbard of hydropic reedbird snot
You fetid tablespoon of epileptic willet silt
You agonizing flowerpot of malign terrier ends
You monstrous chifforobe of debauched snow goose flatuosity
You crushing purse of toxical fox thyroxin
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