Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpalatable brazier of chlorotic stickleback rumps
You tiresome grip of malarial wild ox eccrisis
You malformed casket of beset diamondback ash
You scarecrowish calabash of injurious spider monkey silt
You mortifying cellaret of cankered bat vomit
You embarrassing puncheon of wormy hawksbill turtle remains
You dysphemistic casserole of malign horned toad extravasation
You unpleasant dispatch box of indecent Barbary horse piddle
You miasmic reed basket of tubercular cobia remnants
You saddening frying pan of nephritic redpoll rheum
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