Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You harsh coffer of envenomed oyster catcher squirt
You hateful chest of drawers of epileptic white Leghorn egestion
You agonizing liqueur glass of miasmatic boll weevil autacoid
You unpretty Canterbury of tumorous cobra de capello scum
You pesky sink of variolar torpedo fish eructation
You misbegotten vargueno of poisonous zebra finch remains
You offensive cruet of septic pronghorn sewerage
You unbeauteous Boston bag of carcinogenic bettong salivation
You wearying stewpan of tumorigenic blue fox shit
You mortifying backpack of diabetic giant bass sialagogue
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