Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ignoble pan broiler of tumorigenic beetle shavings
You plaguesome double boiler of tabid American trotter draff
You appalling shell of incontinent goldeneye effluent
You misbegotten tinderbox of syphilitic Morgan extravasation
You rueful drawer of tubercular ermine rags
You excruciating mortarboard of variolar mandrill leavings
You heinous washbasin of cankered bluebill coprolith
You pestering bread pan of pneumonic woodchuck drivel
You abominable highboy of unhealthy Sussex spaniel urine
You sickening demitasse of nephritic English sparrow turd
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