Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You disconcerting bin of peccant leopard frog sinter
You untasteful harness cask of infective German coach horse sweat
You touching ewer of impure mollusk excrement
You obscene hatbox of pocky white Leghorn guano
You ill-favored drum of edematous stump-tailed lizard exudation
You joyless kitchen boiler of morbific leopard cat vestiges
You dysphemized commode of maculate Shetland ordure
You monstrous scrip [archaic] of besmirched songbird egesta
You hard-favored sugar spoon of loose-moraled cotton rat leftovers
You blotted teacup of morbid sea horse flow
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