Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You marred carboy of tainted foxhound eccrisis
You dysphemistic sleeping bag of tumorous baleen whale barf
You saddening calyx of polluted Brahman moraine
You spoiled escritoire of beset coon cat extrusion
You obscene trug of infectious minnow sediment
You repulsive mazer of cankerous Brussels griffon chaff
You atrocious bedroll of pestilential nilgai excrement
You appalling waiter of destructive mealworm semen
You unbeautiful fifth of ratty Pallas's cat clinkers
You uninviting cake pan of malarial sea duck dingleberry
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