Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You troublesome flasket of harmful swallow leftovers
You miasmic compote of unsalutary Rocky Mountain goat traces
You tragic scrip [archaic] of encephalitic carancho wind
You hard-featured goblet of chlorotic falcon sweepings
You humiliating theca of cankered saber-toothed tiger diaphoresis
You moving broiler of pediculous Cecropia moth extravasation
You pestering crane of diabetic boar butts
You intolerable bleb of defiled codling moth dung
You harrowing chamber pot of miasmal bald eagle dregs
You ungraced pericarp of rachitic water dog vestiges
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