Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You onerous bag of cancerous pheasant flowers
You miasmal garbage can of innutritious perch flatulence
You forbidding escritoire of incontinent Scottish terrier voidance
You ignoble waiter of indigestible springer spaniel fossils
You unsavory chest of drawers of variolar Labrador retriever smut
You heinous carafe of ratty fly flops
You horrendous scabbard of defiled silver salmon dross
You replusive air sac of envenomed baronduki sewage
You ungraceful carpetbag of miasmic caracal pee
You scarecrowish ashpan of arthritic racer ejectamenta
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