Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrendous dishpan of insanitary pigeon hawk sperm
You dreary secretary of cankerous Morgan sialorrhea
You base cell of miasmatic whooper swan coprolith
You contemptible saccus of gangrenous grouse froth
You discomforting locker of neuritic cricket vestiges
You unaesthetic flask of ulcerated Shih Tzu relics
You blemished stave basket of destructive kangaroo rat waste
You abhorrent porringer of toxic ground squirrel excretion
You disagreeable cyathus of toxical bush wren flatulence
You offensive hipflask of pocky robin ejectamenta
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