Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You cacophonous pail of gangrenous doctor fish ash
You moving dinner plate of pathogenic sea swallow flops
You teratic wallet of dyspeptic burro deer wind
You insupportable barracks bag of smirched cicada scraps
You unattractive sideboard of unsanitary basilisk stool
You horrid hipflask of venenous dark Cornish defecation
You frightful chest of drawers of tabid cedar waxwing BO
You shapeless bin of luetic oryx ruins
You inelegant packet of insanitary Plantation walking horse sputum
You forbidding creel of unvirginal blue shark parings
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