Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You humiliating spoon of tumorous Welsh corgi slaver
You evil-looking cruet of pestilential kestrel squirt
You unshapely tumbler of diabetic kite stumps
You unenjoyable water butt of venerate Clydesdale leftovers
You burdensome chiffonier of arthritic tree squirrel residue
You disconcerting urn of pneumonic barnacle goose moraine
You defaced punnet of noxious barn swallow survivals
You execrable drinking cup of ulcerous veiltail chaff
You pathetic ashpan of unclean sprig remainders
You uncomely kettle of cankered dogfish disgorgement
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