Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You affecting highball glass of encephalitic mealybug flatus
You dire roaster of unchaste blind fish piddle
You hard-visaged desk of unwholesome Shire hemorrhage
You distressing powder horn of ulcerous sulfur-bottom whale offscourings
You undelectable shot glass of grubby Columbia feculence
You malodorous jardiniere of besmirched cattle egret flow
You appalling calabash of miasmic civet cat debris
You worrisome pottle of freeloving warbler chaff
You plaguey sink of tabid barn swallow coprolith
You pestiferous wicker basket of contaminated Russell's viper sinter
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