Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You cheerless schoolbag of soiled electric fish moraine
You misbegotten jeroboam of wanton Corriedale elimination
You unlovely pillbox of bilious rorqual disgorgement
You noxious gravy boat of gouty Charbray spew
You hard-favored dipper of defiled kangaroo mouse survivals
You depressing powder box of communicable stilt flatuosity
You objectionable potty of innutritious wood frog traces
You blemished buffet of palsied agama eructation
You harassing housewife of septic partridge diaphoresis
You mortifying hot-water bottle of colicky asp sialorrhea
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