Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You distressful brazier of veneniferous Belgian hare secretion
You grievous pericarp of tainted cone-nose slabber
You obscene double boiler of grubby argala expulsion
You horrific bud vase of phthisic Shropshire cinders
You blotted gallbladder of unhealthful rorqual shavings
You sorrowful tea chest of miasmal Chihuahua sweepings
You wearing packing box of infectious golden trout chips
You weighty spatula of unchaste hermit thrush residue
You unendurable messkit of miasmic murre detritus
You insufferable thermos of venerate electric ray effluent
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