Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You forbidding sea bag of colicky Syrian bear flatus
You unlovely follicle of pocky finback BO
You mournful hatbox of morbific humpback shit
You undelectable vanity bag of virulent fruit fly precipitates
You racking hod of destructive spectacled cobra feculence
You heartsickening liqueur glass of toxic sperm whale jakes
You malformed air bladder of anemic keeshond heaves
You blotted chiffonier of peccant ortolan silt
You revolting cell of harmful dinosaur egesta
You troublesome tankard of gangrened Rex cat settlings
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