Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrifying rummer of ravaged ape ejection
You bleak scrotum of smirched white wolf excrement
You woeful magnum of poisonous saiga heaves
You detestable tinderbox of loose-moraled Pallas's cat flatulence
You rueful crane of insalubrious cutthroat trout vomit
You harassing tablespoon of variolous salamander excretes
You despicable bassinet of peccant goat antelope saliva
You ill-looking air bladder of tubercular Cairn terrier scoria
You misshapen phial of infected goat effluent
You vexing coaster of chlorotic punkie residuua
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