Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hateful jug of miasmatic Blackburnian warbler settlings
You weighty till of impure urial chips
You dysphemized valise of septic Santa Gertrudis waste
You bleak knapsack of syphilitic New Hampshire ash
You horrific legume of toxiferous binturong scraps
You awful scyphus of neuralgic petrel cinders
You disfigured catch basin of freeloving King Charles spaniel remains
You overburdensome pipkin of infective ling chaff
You afflicting jorum of adulterous spoonbill belch
You gross vanity bag of scrofulous whippet draff
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