Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You abhorrent pod of cancerous alligator drivel
You harsh percolator of loose-moraled nutria ptyalism
You heartsickening attache´ case of podagric guereza burp
You teratic tumbler of diseased Longhorn ejaculation
You dysphemistic tassie [Brit] of chlorotic Sussex spaniel disgorgement
You insufferable cruet of wanton willet discharge
You noisome duffel bag of plagued duckbill pats
You unshapely tub of noisome laughing jackass vomit
You heavy hipflask of incontinent jigger leftovers
You desolating casket of neuritic gopher rags
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