Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You poignant frail of mortified fur seal effluent
You ill-proportioned pan broiler of unclean tatou disgorgement
You shapeless pericarp of destructive horned toad spout
You loathsome sac of cankerous goat flatus
You unsightly purse of unchaste caddis fly flowers
You disturbing trencher of unhealthful horned rattlesnake spew
You galling corbeil [archit] of indigestible capybara flatulence
You teasing teapot of innutritious English sparrow jet
You unbearable buffet of ulcerous dinosaur waste
You unbeauteous rucksack of sullied bull mastiff dregs
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