Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rending dishpan of malarial hog orts
You intolerable dinner plate of abandoned brush deer excrement
You ill-looking carafe of toxicant cucumber flea beetle sediment
You galling quiver of tumorigenic echidna shit
You horrific eggcup of infected razorbill guano
You obscene closet of debauched seal remnants
You unaesthetic legume of harmful fly-catching warbler slabber
You cacophonic gravy boat of miasmatic Belgian hare dregs
You unpretty bladder of consumptive adjutant bird salivation
You weighty vanity case of plagued Weimaraner dribble
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