Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You contemptible purse of tumorous lapin silt
You noxious hutch of unhealthful shad fly effusion
You grim vacuum bottle of phthisic silver salmon slobber
You insufferable wastepaper basket of infested ring-tailed cat sweepings
You desolating creel of foul fox terrier vomition
You uncomely fifth of sullied gudgeon scraps
You irksome piggin of hypertensive wapiti excretes
You undelectable tassie [Brit] of unhealthy mackerel leavings
You dreary Saratoga trunk of tainted spaniel exudate
You bitter garbage can of carcinogenic man-o'-war bird lacrimation
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