Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You weighty pipkin of morbid Gila monster parings
You unappealing crate of miasmic diamondback gas
You unenjoyable honeypot of mortified robber fly flatuosity
You vile tote bag of besmirched Ancona draff
You unendurable mussuk of scrofulous song thrush sinter
You bitter vasculum of indigestible house martin extravasation
You vexing finger bowl of virulent mamba dregs
You ugly cone of contaminated polar bear effluent
You blemished bindle of indecent Newfoundland settlings
You sorrowful spittoon of miasmatic rat snake vomition
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