Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You wearing terrine of teeming bluebill chips
You unshapely tureen of unhygenic tern spittle
You undesirable ventricle of luetic eyra dribble
You hard-visaged horn of cancerous zebu leftovers
You excruciating catchall of infested whitefish excretes
You grim-faced Toby-jug of grubby snow goose egestion
You unbeautiful secretary of tabetic Brittany spaniel flatulence
You crude flagon of miasmatic barbel traces
You revolting loculus of septic hippopotamus filings
You bleak bathtub of dropsical Red Poll spit
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