Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hateful chalice of ratty jay ash
You unwelcome splint basket of besmirched Kodiak bear stumps
You unpretty loculus of rheumatic permit expulsion
You uncomely socket of deadly blind snake traces
You miasmic mussuk of toxicant black cat rubbish
You dysphemistic tassie [Brit] of gouty foumart regurgitation
You stinking cellaret of injurious reedbird extrusion
You frightful caster of ravaged hartebeest belch
You grim-faced marsupium of neuralgic cowbird rheum
You nasty stewpan of variolous barnacle goose residue
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