Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You deplorable hatbox of contaminated black cat ends
You afflictive bin of pathological griffon extravasation
You galling flasket of impure buffalo carpet beetle clinkers
You offensive bandolier of apoplectic Welsh jet
You unenjoyable gravy boat of unclean crappie perspiration
You gargoylish saucer of ulcerated addax elimination
You heartrending beaker of ratty gecko butts
You grim-visaged shelf of hydropic tatou peba odds and ends
You irking demijohn of infested Holstein vomit
You ungainly brandy snifter of miasmatic sheep excretion
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