Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You joyless tea chest of variolous gavial scum
You grisly ark of podagric golden retriever eructation
You heinous stein of bilious dung beetle ptyalism
You forbidding cream pitcher of laryngitic tiger moth hormone
You unlovely poke of rheumatic waxwing voidance
You awful flight bag of apoplectic puma husks
You dismal cyst of tumorous toadfish diaphoresis
You base trencher of rachitic papillon slobber
You tiresome drinking horn of unwholesome domestic shorthair cat dung
You unengaging billfold of dyspeptic narwhal odds and ends
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