Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You wearing dish of miasmal Galloway purulence
You sharp bakepan of scabietic Pekingese slobber
You afflicting buffet of infected stone curlew squirt
You unsightly kitchen cabinet of morbid pronghorn BO
You unpleasant tankard of measly pike perch relics
You teasing legume of contaminated Cornish snot
You grisly bladder of tabid possum filings
You harassing highboy of infective fox squirrel dung
You unattractive vitrine of pediculous woodworm settlings
You despicable wire basket of ratty laughing jackass ordure
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