Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You base hopper of unhealthy ray sinter
You unappeteizing mug of phthisic jewfish sialagogue
You tragic vasculum of colicky slow-worm shit
You unalluring mussuk of tainted fitch soot
You misshapen shot glass of gangrened crane sweat
You unbeautiful wallet of toxicant ground squirrel ptyalism
You defaced tablespoon of tabid camel transudation
You misbegotten demitasse of tumorous Barred Plymouth Rock sewage
You cacophonous vial of septic mavis piddle
You desolating waiter of indecent bush baby scoria
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