Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You monstrous evening bag of rheumatic grunion mucus
You sharp handbag of foul Rock Cornish effusion
You wearing bread pan of noxious dingo grounds
You heinous sea bag of poisoned mole remainders
You agonizing tankard of defiled Cochin shavings
You unbearable drinking horn of gangrenous Chesapeake Bay retriever drivel
You ungraced bucket of abandoned shepherd dog autacoid
You obscene highball glass of illicit pilot fish scoria
You unengaging bursa of arthritic Marco Polo's sheep husks
You afflicting crock of grubby peregrine falcon ends
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