Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You fulsome capsule of unclean Cheshire ructation
You evil-looking cuspidor of miasmic orangutan salts
You gargoylish tankard of apoplectic miller scraps
You gross portmanteau of noxious possum drool
You worrying casserole of illicit oont [India] pee
You malodorous flower basket of toxic wren-tit flux
You disgusting platter of grubby firebrat night soil
You unhandsome reed basket of pestiferous Norfolk spaniel elimination
You ignoble ammunition box of unvirginal grebe detritus
You despicable commode of epileptic Red Poll exudate
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