Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You foul tray of noxious dachshund gas
You heartsickening pitcher of defiled Norwich terrier drool
You unsavory plate of unsalutary buffalo carpet beetle spurt
You miasmic sound of variolar kiang dribble
You defaced shell of tabid blue jay emission
You disagreeable mail pouch of tubercular rabbit piss
You hard-featured knapsack of morbid cachalotXCaffre cat burp
You undesirable vanity bag of phthisic pilot fish foam
You untasteful porringer of morbific finback rags
You unenjoyable flight bag of loose lemur extravasation
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