Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You mournful honeypot of malignant elm leaf beetle purulence
You agonizing tinderbox of neuritic hog-nose snake salts
You onerous sauce boat of venenous menhaden grounds
You disgusting spittoon of encephalitic wood tick crap
You crushing tableware of pestilential flame tetra excretes
You misbegotten carton of tabetic Polled Hereford settlings
You wearing shot glass of ravaged Border terrier leftovers
You affecting brandy snifter of pleuritic white Leghorn belch
You ungraced butt of anemic onager dingleberry
You consuming vanity case of unhealthful house martin ejecta
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