Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You teasing tablespoon of noxious Dorset Down semen
You bothersome bowl of insalubrious eyra regurgitation
You tragic till of measly emu vomition
You beautiless can of hypertensive alewife salts
You spoiled kit bag of bilious Belgian hare jet
You beastly shovel of poisoned ringdove flux
You rending coal scuttle of hydropic humpback ordure
You ill-favored press of pathogenic Jersey waste
You aggravating cedar chest of unvirginal kaama [Africa] spew
You touching chest of tainted bat piss
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