Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unbearable legume of ulcerous sea turtle semen
You bitter paten of ratty dingo dribble
You tiresome basin of wanton tamarin vomit
You graceless bud vase of syphilitic murre stubble
You woebegone handbag of deadly collie odds and ends
You dolorogenic tucker bag [Austral] of unhealthful flying phalanger residuua
You grotesque saccus of poisonous Rock soot
You unendurable ewer of maculate bowfin residue
You undelectable thermos of pathological termite perspiration
You ill-shaped caldron of consumptive eft rubbish
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