Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpalatable milk pail of leprous dromedary feces
You frightful hod of communicable toy terrier grounds
You distressful golf bag of unhygenic Faverolle remainders
You uncomely matchbox of unvirginal haddock foam
You awkward flacon of palsied flying fox secretion
You repellent piepan of diabetic harvest mouse lacrimation
You pathetic file folder of pneumonic roach excreta
You mephitic coal scuttle of septic large white manure
You plaguing vacuum bottle of indigestible swine spit
You racking ashcan of pocky pewit offscourings
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