Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You weighty cardcase of destructive yellowtail dung
You undelectable filing box of smirched bluebottle ejecta
You galling chifforobe of luetic mako shark ejection
You dolorific creel of poisoned redfish foam
You frightful flacon of miasmatic saki saliva
You affecting cellaret of unclean raven scum
You ignoble beaker of cankered chewink semen
You miasmic drawer of indecent zebra finch secretion
You unbeautiful clothespress of rachitic serval hormone
You nauseating chest of drawers of anemic gunnel snot
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