Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You troublesome crate of loose pinworm flatus
You dislikable brandy snifter of destructive blue fox autacoid
You bitter locker of venomous meadow lark ejaculation
You piteous sugar bowl of epileptic buffalo fish diaphoresis
You pestiferous cistern of miasmatic tamarin exudate
You disfigured creel of measly titlark dung
You exasperating hot-water bottle of illicit Blackburnian warbler scum
You unhandsome holdall of toxic egret ash
You dysphemized mazer of pediculous hoopoe refuse
You repulsive sink of miasmic cocker spaniel sediment
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