Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grotesque hod of ratty grouse waste
You saddening file folder of unwholesome flying phalanger spittle
You misshapen drinking cup of gouty springer spaniel moraine
You fetid folio of malignant menhaden burp
You cheerless spoon of pathogenic sea urchin emesis
You ignoble footlocker of gangrened barracuda ructation
You unalluring gallbladder of adulterous prairie fox ejecta
You ghastly blister of defiled colobus sweat
You unsavory capsule of cankerous hackee flops
You baneful mortar of tainted snowshoe rabbit draff
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