Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You abhorrent milk pail of venomous bull mastiff exudation
You weighty carryall of tumorous Jersey emesis
You deformed bursa of leprous cocker spaniel jakes
You dysphemized magnum of destructive parakeet crap
You pestiferous grip of toxicant grouse vomit
You unbeauteous trug of ravaged jackdaw residuua
You fetid carboy of unhygenic archerfish silt
You disgusting scuttle of diabetic fulmar lacrimation
You scarecrowish flask of colicky chewink scourings
You plaguey messkit of plagued saki remains
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