Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You offensive cage of phthisic weasel jet
You sickening caddy of tabid field mouse mucus
You mephitic letter file of malign giraffe wind
You saddening hutch of unhygenic white fox barf
You untasteful mortarboard of tubercular Morgan effusion
You inelegant pail of unassimilable sow bug scoria
You nauseating mug of variolar deer transudation
You torturous liqueur glass of edematous basking shark alluvia
You pathetic gunny of defiled snowbird cinders
You fulsome roaster of poisonous finback scraps
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