Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You mournful tallboy of deadly English bulldog vomition
You exhausting net of innutritious hyena wind
You uglified wooden basket of miasmic parakeet jet
You excruciating boot of dyspeptic bear evacuation
You bothering basin of pleuritic guinea fowl excretes
You rending slop pail of encephalitic eagle survivals
You shapeless scyphus of venomous grouse ca-ca
You distressful thermos of noisome junco flatuosity
You horrendous housewife of luetic black bass squirt
You base wicker basket of unchaste Indian buffalo detritus
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