Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You exhausting brandy snifter of grubby mountain lion ejection
You dreary bandbox of sullied mouse deer squirt
You grim-faced stein of contaminated wren sialorrhea
You sad coffee urn of scorbutic storm petrel spew
You rending flasket of pathogenic Merino sperm
You obnoxious cake pan of venomous warbler voidance
You odious magnum of syphilitic conger ca-ca
You grim dinner plate of malign brown bear night soil
You monstrous beer glass of ulcerated hackee scraps
You unpleasing cist of miasmal coon cat stumps
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