Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You blotted waiter of laryngitic curlew vomition
You unattractive powder horn of incontinent jackdaw dung
You unspeakable teaspoon of morbid gannet expectoration
You afflictive beaker of dyspeptic Arabian waste
You malformed closet of rickety anthropoid ape sweepings
You horrifying bleb of cancerous camelopard parings
You distressful blister of scorbutic peba rags
You unaesthetic clothes hamper of gouty goby silt
You annoying garbage can of neuritic warbler effluent
You cheerless scrip [archaic] of injurious tarpon drivel
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