Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ungraced plate of unvirginal hartebeest secretion
You afflictive scabbard of venomous cutthroat trout puke
You vexing cruet of scrofulous capuchin barf
You appalling tassie [Brit] of virulent mantis alluvia
You exasperating cake pan of colicky ruddy duck shavings
You weighty liqueur glass of malarial ray guano
You ungainly pericarp of wormy cheetah depositions
You clumsy compote of pathogenic saiga excretion
You depressing rummer of gouty fox terrier draff
You disturbing demitasse of rickety sand martin stumps
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