Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You distasteful hutch of tubercular anteater coprolite
You dire jeroboam of ratty raven disgorgement
You appalling tote bag of poisoned brown thrasher spew
You despicable caddy of contagious hawk wind
You distressing sound of insanitary electric fish relics
You harsh haversack of pedicular gourami exudation
You awkward bassinet of apoplectic torpedo fish ruins
You pesky tableware of contaminated ant bear spit
You dolorogenic magazine of tumorigenic candlefish leavings
You grim-visaged ventricle of pathological wood pigeon survivals
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