Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You worrisome powder box of gouty lapin ordure
You bitter pan broiler of scrofulous worm snake hemorrhage
You teratic carboy of venomous mountain sheep butts
You tragic corbeil [archit] of unhealthy green turtle filings
You pestilent cage of infective mako shark mucus
You ill-proportioned udder of morbid Charbray barf
You grim kit of peccant giant ground sloth eructation
You ill-favored calyx of gangrened wren ejectment
You unaesthetic boodle bag of paralytic burro deer snot
You uncomfortable drum of bilious shoveler discharge
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