Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pestering bleb of malignant indigo bunting crap
You stinking closet of deadly chicken hawk depositions
You pestilent ventricle of venomous wire-haired terrier waste
You moving corbeil [archit] of ulcerous sergeant fish precipitates
You discomforting net of tainted brush deer semen
You unaesthetic pail of morbific phalarope salivation
You tragic holster of unvirginal mud puppy precipitations
You dreadful eggcup of insanitary char slag
You contemptible stomach of hydropic Faverolle remains
You unappeteizing cruet of syphilitic Lhasa apso ash
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