Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpleasing bandolier of epileptic sea perch parings
You misproportioned gunny of apoplectic flat-coated retriever salts
You deplorable credenza of malignant woodworm residue
You misshapen kitchen boiler of unhealthy nutria leftovers
You ill-proportioned beer glass of lousy woolly mammoth effusion
You hard-visaged biggin of neuralgic wireworm eccrisis
You monstrous money box of unhealthful blindworm excrement
You evil-favored Toby-jug of indecent flying fish excretion
You dismal bladder of scabietic serval pats
You ill-favored stein of veneniferous Minorca discharge
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