Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpalatable air bladder of infectious mayfly semen
You inelegant e´tui of consumptive barracuda ejectamenta
You sore packet of pathological catamount ejaculation
You gargoylish sack of indecent whooper swan rheum
You unendurable demitasse of beset alpaca pus
You exhausting hod of neuralgic razorbill depositions
You plaguey scrip [archaic] of tainted wren-tit spit
You agonizing liqueur glass of podagric harlequin snake spittle
You saddening dinner pail of pathogenic white giant BO
You grim seedcase of arthritic coyote silt
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