Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grotesque fistula of morbid box turtle offscourings
You shapeless rucksack of malignant beaded lizard eccrisis
You bitter saccule of neuralgic beetle debris
You inelegant suitcase of gangrened lovebird flops
You pesky bureau of maculate ring ouzel scourings
You grinding knapsack of sullied domestic shorthair cat piss
You agonizing washbasket of gangrenous swamp rabbit ejecta
You woeful Canterbury of pleuritic bullfrog lacrimation
You blemished skillet of pedicular shoveler regurgitation
You moving footlocker of dyspeptic crane fly sediment
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