Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You foul net of indecent Rambouillet vomit
You uncomely dishpan of tainted Manchester terrier extrusion
You afflictive sugar spoon of toxic cedar waxwing scourings
You revolting sound of miasmal American quarter horse detritus
You pestilent saccule of encephalitic alligator precipitations
You crude wooden basket of diabetic shipworm slag
You woebegone jorum of morbid sprat sialorrhea
You bitter musk bag of variolar Wessex saddleback dribble
You miasmic casket of cankerous flounder fossils
You wearing knapsack of scrofulous black fox sputum
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