Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unsightly coffer of innutritious tree squirrel sewerage
You heartsickening hope chest of neuralgic Polled Hereford deposits
You forbidding bucket of rickety Egyptian cat diaphoresis
You miasmal saucepan of harmful goldeneye remnants
You grim eggcup of polluted imperial mammoth leftovers
You woeful dish of pneumonic tumblebug saliva
You horrible chifforobe of malarial turkey buzzard draff
You displeasing cancelli of infectious linnet remains
You unpalatable commode of unvirginal Poland China turd
You foul flask of wanton Rhode Island white dung
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