Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You bitter davenport of cankerous ruffed grouse feculence
You heinous utricle of unhygenic marmoset crap
You unsavory jorum of infective hoot owl semen
You irksome roaster of carcinogenic Blackburnian warbler jet
You dismaying bandolier of defiled gudgeon flatulence
You galling trash can of rheumatic mamba husks
You ill-made cruet of miasmatic octopus spew
You distressful tin can of unhealthy German shepherd parings
You tyrannous monstrance of phthisic stork filings
You tormenting trencher of wanton aberdevine sweepings
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