Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You repugnant rummer of tumorous adder ca-ca
You forbidding bidet of gangrenous char feces
You mephitic sitzbath of colicky anaconda piddle
You unenjoyable tureen of malarial waterbuck leftovers
You horrific milk pail of bilious blackfish refuse
You misshapen suitcase of dyspeptic redfin ejectamenta
You distressing file folder of tainted scarab vomit
You miasmic filing box of scabietic harlequin cabbage bug excretion
You tormenting eggcup of cancerous grouper silt
You ugly cage of cankerous katydid turd
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