Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You homely crib of arthritic pochard shavings
You unpleasant ditty bag of leprous electric eel sputum
You grisly coffee urn of podagric capuchin ends
You stinking grip of tainted Blenheim spaniel ejectment
You blemished posnet of freeloving manta manure
You woebegone file folder of septic botfly perspiration
You horrid drinking horn of deadly hackney pony spew
You vexing finger bowl of consumptive yak voidance
You unlikable net of gangrened Hambletonian smut
You disgusting vargueno of allergic Alaskan malamute survivals
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