Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrible cigarette case of loose-moraled white wolf manure
You gargoylish holdall of destructive Welsh leftovers
You ugly glasses of unsalutary wild ass tears
You hateful horn of soiled fisher spew
You nauseating breadbasket of encephalitic harlequin snake barf
You weighty fifth of ulcerated carabao hemorrhage
You appalling vanity bag of wormy flying lemur ca-ca
You uglified sink of abandoned argusfish dribble
You frightful mail pouch of scabietic dinosaur rags
You terrible jug of mortified hoopoe orts
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