Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rotten scoop of hypertensive brush turkey traces
You irritating drum of unhealthful coyote urine
You grotesque wastepaper basket of pathological razorbill refuse
You poignant gallbladder of dropsical auk scum
You bothering desk of tainted Guernsey defecation
You heavy biggin of venenous Duroc evacuation
You misshapen saccus of pneumonic opossum froth
You ill-shaped mail pouch of ratty poodle clinkers
You undesirable rucksack of virulent bassarisk sinter
You woebegone bursa of pestiferous kuvasz snot
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