Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You plaguey reticule of wanton Turkish cat detritus
You unbeauteous thermos of insanitary markhor cinders
You ignoble musette bag of toxic blackbird drivel
You awful schooper of unhygenic capuchin excretion
You exasperating frail of rickety emu embers
You afflicting phial of foul adjutant bird drool
You repugnant glass of maculate American water spaniel silt
You heartrending bowl of edematous flea beetle fart
You worrisome drawer of freeloving mugger night soil
You exhausting paten of consumptive ice bear ruins
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