Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You teratic platter of colicky blue Andalusian manure
You forbidding bag of measly Ryeland sediment
You dire vat of unhygenic black sheep mucus
You repulsive washbasin of infested borer dejecta
You beautiless ammunition box of indecent red grouse spit
You cacophonic locker of bilious Barbary horse dregs
You humiliating silique of chlorotic elephant seal slobber
You ill-featured shoulder bag of tabetic dinosaur chips
You unengaging brazier of miasmic cottontail rabbit scraps
You intolerable beer glass of harmful fur seal piddle
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