Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You moving potty of insalubrious Maltese ejection
You galling crib of beset German shepherd squirt
You marred cyst of insanitary badger dog effusion
You pestilential pail of unhealthy booby tears
You unlikable ventricle of anemic bowfin feces
You comfortless cake pan of smirched mako shark snot
You obscene catchall of apoplectic prairie fox ejaculation
You nasty waiter of venenous willet saliva
You woebegone scuttle of allergic jumping mouse excretion
You evil-looking coffee cup of measly tern regurgitation
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