Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You mephitic Canterbury of venerate roach exudate
You misbegotten musk bag of edematous alligator snapper cinders
You painful teaspoon of wanton lion-tailed monkey ends
You grisly liqueur glass of infected sucker dross
You uninviting tablespoon of envenomed Sussex pus
You homely washbasin of virulent tortoise ruins
You heartrending cruse of tumorous horned toad sediment
You unshapely ditty bag of destructive ground squirrel remains
You atrocious tobacco pouch of diseased fox squirrel vomit
You blotted budget [dial] of scabietic worm snake squirt
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