Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You nasty net of illicit tayra flatulence
You dismaying fifth of cankerous cankerworm gas
You rebarbative budget [dial] of gangrenous papillon ca-ca
You torturous flower basket of tainted racer parings
You dolorific puncheon of veneniferous kea slaver
You deformed sound of miasmatic avocet ruins
You ungainly magazine of colicky Rhodesian ridgeback hormone
You exhausting crucible of insalubrious jay survivals
You monstrous sheath of injurious mountain goat odds and ends
You unspeakable vanity bag of infested alpaca exudate
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