Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You cheerless splint basket of epileptic python coprolith
You weighty theca of phthisic Pekingese secretion
You abominable cake pan of impure blue shark flops
You distressful kilderkin of ratty Tennessee walking horse filings
You harsh coal scuttle of infective coon thyroxin
You exhausting bathtub of gouty scorpion fly ejaculation
You gruesome udder of indecent mole cricket urine
You annoying cereal bowl of abandoned blackhead Persian elimination
You moving reticule of innutritious leopard squirt
You uncomely harness cask of pestiferous indigo bunting remainders
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