Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrific rack of unchaste proboscis monkey heaves
You burdensome desk of sullied pollack embers
You heavy pouch of tubercular Bantam vomition
You uncomely stoup of dropsical Durham alluvia
You crude valise of hydropic eland urine
You sad golf bag of foul salamander clinkers
You replusive phial of toxiferous cobra de capello stubble
You torturous dipper of plagued anthropoid ape sweat
You afflictive liqueur glass of infective sprig detritus
You plaguesome soupspoon of smirched Rottweiler chips
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