Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ungraceful saccule of communicable Wensleydale exudate
You terrible broiler of deadly Japanese beetle ejecta
You wearisome jar of cankered kingbird wind
You touching reliquary of teeming pouched rat embers
You repulsive canister of scorbutic sucker precipitations
You inelegant backpack of infectious redwing jet
You dreadful kitchen cabinet of debauched sow bug piddle
You ill-featured eggcup of unvirginal wood duck scum
You grinding carryall of miasmatic Corriedale jakes
You bleak purse of morbid guppy slaver
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