Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You plaguesome butt of peccant Arctic hare dung
You unhandsome letter file of palsied marten puke
You unappeteizing flasket of variolous tomato worm depositions
You defaced tea urn of tumorous flamingo tears
You malformed billfold of mortified manatee precipitates
You dolorous dishpan of incontinent shovelhead catfish stumps
You unshapely sewing basket of smirched herring hog barf
You uninviting valise of morbid English sparrow odds and ends
You misbegotten warming pan of wormy filefish scourings
You bothersome barrel of scorbutic duckbill flow
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