Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You embarrassing messkit of indigestible argali ruins
You unpleasing mortarboard of tabid housefly precipitations
You untasteful sarcophagus of ulcerous kookaburra feces
You uglified boiler of injurious apar piddle
You awful jar of wanton goldfinch wind
You irksome demijohn of podagric sambar salivation
You bleak beer glass of venomous bat exudation
You annoying sugar spoon of pathological harlequin cabbage bug hemorrhage
You undelectable sugar bowl of hypertensive boll weevil survivals
You rueful crock of pediculous giant bass eccrisis
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