Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You gross keg of tumorous willet coprolite
You heavy trunk of diseased gnu goat silt
You hard-favored wire basket of pestiferous bollworm sweat
You dysphemized pillbox of anemic bloodhound disgorgement
You troublesome noggin of virulent cattalo pus
You dolorous demitasse of venomous brush wolf smut
You unsavory caisson of cancerous Hamburg heaves
You unappeteizing commode of podagric swallow spout
You grisly stein of venerate lovebird excretion
You irksome brandy snifter of unchaste wapiti discharge
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