Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You bitter spoon of infective groundhog manure
You cheerless goblet of noisome flying fish shit
You misproportioned autoclave of pathogenic bobwhite vomit
You desolating teaspoon of illicit duck scoria
You ill-shaped satchel of deadly brush turkey tears
You dismaying bathtub of unhealthful rock dove barf
You cacophonous flight bag of hydropic Hereford cinders
You unalluring mortar of diabetic jaguarundi spit
You abhorrent wardrobe of infectious Dalmatian excretes
You disagreeable filing box of pocky armyworm dingleberry
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