Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You fulsome kibble of unsanitary grouper settlings
You hard-featured mortar of pocky lantern fish excrement
You wearying punch bowl of unclean marabou parings
You excruciating ewer of unsalutary tree swallow evacuation
You dolorous file of defiled elm leaf beetle moraine
You sickening soupspoon of miasmal sawfly spurt
You exasperating percolator of infective quetzal BO
You irking autoclave of toxiferous wren-tit crap
You afflicting credenza of cankered gorilla sperm
You despicable creamer of infected bull terrier coprolith
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