Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-shaped cyathus of injurious curlew voidance
You mephitic chalice of consumptive Guernsey spew
You repelling barrel of nephritic hartebeest dung
You dire gallbladder of unassimilable meadow lark burp
You fulsome pod of tubercular Indian buffalo sweepings
You uninviting saccule of insanitary widgeon scraps
You woebegone shovel of indigestible hog-nose snake refuse
You pestilent pannier of pleuritic giraffe hormone
You malodorous clothespress of toxic meadow mouse ructation
You galling double boiler of ulcerous snipe manure
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