Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You exasperating satchel of syphilitic Kerry blue terrier vomit
You lamentable ashcan of unassimilable Turkish cat hormone
You bothering jeroboam of loose-moraled Charolais residue
You pestering nose bag of pleuritic sturgeon drool
You desolating drawer of tabid golden trout rags
You importunate spoon of virulent rock dove sewage
You onerous breaker of veneniferous Wyandotte jakes
You uninviting butt of leprous electric eel dregs
You distressful stomach of tumorous borzoi ptyalism
You unpretty folio of dropsical water dog orts
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