Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You bitter jeroboam of ulcerated bullhead ordure
You bothering kit of wormy aye-aye dregs
You gargoylish goblet of cancerous archerfish crap
You pestilential pipkin of foul sea calf residue
You bleak locker of abandoned Dorking shavings
You fulsome sink of arthritic pug scourings
You woeful skippet of phthisic harpy eagle sewerage
You abhorrent bladder of carcinogenic coon cat sialorrhea
You wearisome highboy of palsied stilt manure
You contemptible mazer of miasmal redpoll salivation
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