Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unsightly wire basket of hydropic leafhopper sinter
You lamentable paten of neuritic bezoar goat spittle
You atrocious ark of ulcerous snowbird rubbish
You beastly noggin of innutritious capelin traces
You contemptible scrotum of foul alligator snapper slag
You dolorogenic e´tui of edematous crow ptyalism
You grotesque clothes hamper of pneumonic field spaniel odds and ends
You rebarbative ewer of mortified boll weevil parings
You fetid carafe of abandoned Dorset Down discharge
You harsh sleeping bag of diseased chimney swift precipitates
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