Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You distressing closet of unassimilable Belgian excreta
You wearying labis [eccl] of colicky flickertail pus
You fulsome fruit basket of maculate eagle emesis
You stinking gallipot of grubby glass snake drivel
You disgusting cistern of ravaged toad sewerage
You bleak till of insanitary toy spaniel ejaculation
You grievous satchel of cankered man-o'-war bird slobber
You vexatious sideboard of gangrenous pinworm rubbish
You provoking pocketcase of paralytic capuchin leavings
You bothering dustpan of veneniferous sambar snot
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