Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You painful ashcan of variolous Duroc scraps
You vexatious pail of infected gibbon emesis
You teasing pipkin of injurious civet cat excreta
You thankless cage of edematous pouched rat gas
You insupportable holster of malignant jumping mouse detritus
You worrisome pipe of cancerous mallard leavings
You horrible flight bag of neuralgic turbot sinter
You ungraceful billy of allergic albatross BO
You spoiled wineskin of pediculous gazelle squirt
You unsightly caldron of ulcerated shiner odds and ends
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