Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pestilent locker of infected butterfly agama slobber
You grim-faced wastepaper basket of insanitary woodworm pus
You mephitic splint basket of epileptic midge disgorgement
You insufferable pocketbook of tabetic killer stubble
You afflictive palette of defiled sea duck ordure
You horrendous canteen of adulterous black bass dross
You ill-looking musk bag of virulent swine sialorrhea
You unlikable flower bowl of ratty dabchick chips
You heartwounding fruit basket of cancerous eft droppings
You gargoylish magnum of contagious Brussels griffon dingleberry
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