Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You touching clothes hamper of chlorotic redstart tears
You consuming soup bowl of infective bream semen
You replusive ark of variolar stone curlew defecation
You terrible tallboy of harmful rat snake leavings
You despicable bleb of epileptic mole cricket vomition
You annoying flight bag of soiled toy spaniel clinkers
You thankless jeroboam of contagious mayfly cinders
You irksome cistern of unhealthful blackfish traces
You ill-featured chalice of unhygenic electric fish spurt
You poignant corbeil [archit] of miasmatic zeuglodon slag
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