Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You harrowing sideboard of scabietic pine snake husks
You heavy wastebasket of variolous Scottish blackface salivation
You regrettable spoon of envenomed cougar extrusion
You contemptible theca of toxic leopard cat dung
You ugly shovel of loose wood duck rubbish
You touching marsupium of podagric tomato worm clinkers
You ill-looking glasses of wormy ant lion scoria
You repulsive canister of loose-moraled butterfly agama autacoid
You oppressive slop pail of cankerous blackfish pus
You humiliating silique of freeloving zebra finch drivel
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