Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You teasing finger bowl of unsanitary English foxhound exudation
You oppressive dispatch box of debauched green turtle embers
You miasmal tankard of pleuritic hermit thrush slaver
You dysphemistic tin can of freeloving sole spurt
You deplorable commode of unhygenic Galloway jakes
You gargoylish skillet of tubercular dinosaur orts
You shapeless jardiniere of miasmic setter expulsion
You offensive trough of cancerous ortolan soot
You unbearable escritoire of scrofulous Kerry Hill piddle
You mortifying caddie bag of soiled addax transudation
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