Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You agonizing urn of contaminated coral snake egestion
You deformed boiler of pocky dugong wind
You beastly salad bowl of dyspeptic pintail jet
You sore kettle of lousy assassin bug puke
You exhausting stomach of grubby ring-necked pheasant lacrimation
You horrific golf bag of tainted yellow jacket night soil
You ill-featured compote of consumptive horse ash
You scarecrowish air sac of pedicular Corriedale rumps
You unbeauteous pocket of veneniferous thornback ray slag
You wearying splint basket of teeming Thian Shan sheep expulsion
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