Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rueful buffet of infested wood rat chaff
You bothering spatula of defiled rabbit fossils
You cacogenic scrip [archaic] of veneniferous flamingo sweepings
You fetid seedcase of destructive panther flops
You vile hod of gangrened cattle egret scraps
You rending snuffbox of pestiferous Polled Durham ructation
You disfigured Toby-jug of hypertensive horse mackerel sewage
You dysphemistic water butt of tubercular Bedlington terrier parings
You hard-featured calabash of contaminated Samoyed odds and ends
You execrable musk bag of unassimilable mountain gorilla jakes
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