Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You comfortless cone of destructive rhinoceros exudation
You irking bleb of injurious mackerel deposits
You ignoble coffin of unhygenic porbeagle rheum
You undelicious kibble of malignant martin egestion
You atrocious demijohn of pathogenic hake discharge
You weighty harness cask of chlorotic dunlin silt
You abominable water butt of smirched vesper sparrow coprolite
You base boiler of peccant ostrich ca-ca
You obnoxious tucker bag [Austral] of phthisic crane fly sinter
You mortifying packet of gouty wire-haired terrier remains
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