Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grim powder box of diabetic fruit-tree bark beetle cinders
You unbearable boot of pneumonic lizard piddle
You regrettable pack sack of illicit sole pats
You crushing phial of tabid spitz hormone
You burdensome billfold of ulcerated horntail effusion
You woeful knapsack of teeming wheatear butts
You ghastly bidet of syphilitic fitch rubbish
You dysphemistic gravy boat of pathogenic colobus fart
You ugly rush basket of pestilential langur diaphoresis
You harrowing pocket of pocky grunion wind
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