Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ungraced punch bowl of teeming rove beetle cinders
You untasteful wok of veneniferous Arctic fox silt
You heavy saddlebag of freeloving Cornish secretion
You heinous boll of indecent cutworm detritus
You humiliating scrotum of tabid Barred Plymouth Rock BO
You bothering cedar chest of leprous Suffolk ejection
You repugnant rundlet of dyspeptic teju fart
You unsightly cruet of cankered coelacanth precipitations
You dreadful vat of cankerous frigate bird flatuosity
You disconcerting caldron of infective lynx draff
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