Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rending demitasse of virulent Russian owtchar flops
You dysphemistic ewer of syphilitic bear dung
You horrific poke of gangrened eland thyroxin
You tyrannous broiler of consumptive wombat fart
You homely coffee urn of ravaged louse rumps
You afflicting frail of paralytic daboia eccrisis
You unappeteizing calabash of defiled poorwill coprolite
You comfortless pottle of teeming Gordon setter ejection
You woeful duffel bag of dropsical Kodiak bear dross
You ungainly canteen of infectious Hamburg shavings
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