Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You moving bassinet of venomous ptarmigan froth
You shapeless washbasket of scorbutic ring-tailed cat ejaculation
You abhorrent cigarette case of injurious Lippizaner excretion
You disagreeable biggin of epileptic shipworm gas
You foul hopper of rheumatic gorilla spout
You awful flowerpot of miasmal jumping mouse slabber
You unengaging briefcase of unhygenic bleak rheum
You horrible marsupium of unchaste Cairn terrier offscourings
You replusive bunker of sullied nighthawk scum
You worrisome dish of bilious woodworm snot
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