Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You obnoxious overnight bag of injurious blind snake depositions
You monstrous teaspoon of rheumatic turnstone flatulence
You unsightly escritoire of cancerous golden eagle shit
You appalling sack of dropsical Hampshire spittle
You grinding flower basket of poisoned mazama flowers
You desolating cage of diseased hyrax alluvia
You ghastly milk pail of anemic kingbird vomit
You beastly pipe of scorbutic brush wolf squirt
You bothersome hot-water bottle of unsanitary bullfinch refuse
You unsavory honeypot of carcinogenic stinkbug ca-ca
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