Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You scarecrowish vat of cankerous cowbird spew
You torturous clothespress of maculate baronduki scourings
You obscene tobacco pouch of bilious hedgehog rubbish
You touching bucket of tabid ortolan relics
You unengaging cigarette case of venerate redfish filings
You nasty amnion of phthisic weevil remains
You defaced vacuum bottle of diseased dark Cornish feces
You grievous chifforobe of measly pasang salivation
You sad coffer of leprous wheatear precipitates
You unbeauteous backpack of pleuritic toucan tears
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