Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grotesque vase of pestiferous flounder belch
You painful wineglass of gangrenous butterfly gas
You unlikable coal scuttle of cankerous sulfur-bottom whale precipitates
You pathetic firkin of abandoned black grouse purulence
You odious trug of unsalutary stinkbug thyroxin
You intolerable wallet of bilious drosophila dross
You irksome tankard of tabid harpy eagle detritus
You pestiferous kitchen boiler of hydropic musk-ox chaff
You racking saccule of polluted cattle egret lacrimation
You unpalatable mail pouch of edematous Orpington rubbish
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