Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heinous wok of innutritious krait regurgitation
You grotesque tray of contagious redfin turd
You evil-favored pocketbook of ulcerous Hereford extravasation
You woebegone ashtray of leprous tamarin residuua
You heartsickening horn of noisome dormouse smut
You humiliating haversack of unclean dipper flowers
You foul stewpan of harmful musk-ox extrusion
You annoying silique of tabid ass barf
You distressing scrip [archaic] of syphilitic pocket gopher sediment
You bitter kitchen cabinet of toxiferous Poland China scum
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