Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You harrowing filing box of toxic cayman perspiration
You nasty jigger of debauched brown bear clinkers
You lamentable paten of gangrenous thrush dribble
You gruesome cyst of indecent grayling burp
You oppressive ostensorium of pestilential rabbitfish BO
You homely kilderkin of plagued drosophila flatuosity
You piteous bladder of insalubrious cedarbird defecation
You heartwounding splint basket of rickety zebra flops
You cheerless bud vase of colicky gunnel effluent
You unpretty watering can of variolar adjutant bird manure
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