Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You malformed chamber pot of peccant cicada flatus
You deplorable milk pail of paralytic coot traces
You afflictive diplomatic pouch of cankered poorwill ptyalism
You atrocious duffel bag of miasmatic water buffalo ejection
You graceless pan broiler of wormy cucumber flea beetle depositions
You ungainly dessert spoon of grubby sand cat stumps
You unspeakable letter file of noxious dove rags
You moving wastebasket of carcinogenic rove beetle tears
You unbeautiful wicker basket of deadly bowfin ejecta
You unengaging overnight bag of contaminated jaguarundi remains
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