Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpalatable dessert spoon of infectious Russian wolfhound diaphoresis
You sour vasculum of scrofulous falcon mucus
You dismal footlocker of unhygenic tumblebug droppings
You plaguing milk pail of morbific lake trout depositions
You hideous flacon of malarial osprey piddle
You rueful box of toxical sandpiper foam
You gargoylish jar of miasmal cod cinders
You odious vesicle of pedicular swamp rabbit residue
You piteous rundlet of cankered burbot wind
You ill-shaped platter of harmful cowbird sewage
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