Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sickening utricle of gangrenous puffer vestiges
You disagreeable milk pail of diseased fluke extravasation
You insupportable hutch of harmful Arctic fox tears
You thankless decanter of venomous sloth moraine
You comfortless sacculus of infested spaniel salts
You stinking envelope of paralytic sea calf gas
You embarrassing carpetbag of malignant merl guano
You tragic ostensorium of epileptic marabou leftovers
You tormenting purse of pocky Rhodesian ridgeback sewage
You vexatious tucker bag [Austral] of ulcerated adder residue
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