Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You misbegotten game bag of toxical Duroc scum
You joyless coffee urn of encephalitic bee fly vomit
You hard-favored traveling bag of grubby wood tick excreta
You miasmal kitchen boiler of contaminated dodo voidance
You bleak pottinger of pocky green turtle ejectamenta
You troublesome loculus of indigestible French Canadian traces
You crushing plate of incontinent Shropshire moraine
You oppressive pipkin of consumptive wild sheep piss
You disconcerting piggin of mortified greyhound leavings
You unalluring garbage can of neuritic hellbender urine
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