Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You marred hod of hypertensive rorqual drivel
You frightful liqueur glass of syphilitic thornback ray thyroxin
You unsavory tinderbox of malign blowfish flux
You fetid hatbox of defiled kingfish shit
You shocking calyx of tabid Alaskan malamute parings
You horrible spade of mortified Sussex spaniel crap
You weighty traveling bag of cankered ground squirrel embers
You nauseating loving cup of unchaste Ayrshire vomition
You obscene rucksack of pneumonic water bug scourings
You evil-looking sleeping bag of pleuritic greylag goose regurgitation
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