Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unengaging potty of morbid cedarbird residue
You ungraced pail of morbific okapi guano
You unattractive jar of allergic spring frog feces
You heartrending bidet of unvirginal groundhog grounds
You burdensome closet of cancerous black cat scraps
You clumsy blackjack of apoplectic fox terrier piss
You comfortless shoulder bag of unhealthful ermine eructation
You inelegant gripsack of tainted Briard manure
You worrying fruit basket of bilious anoa secretion
You frightful kilderkin of ulcerated caribou slobber
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