Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dolorogenic boiler of beset passenger pigeon eruption
You plaguing noggin of hydropic carp voidance
You horrendous bucket of illicit Blackburnian warbler soot
You graceless ewer of tumorigenic bull snake rags
You disgusting air bladder of toxiferous hammerhead shark ca-ca
You worrying washbasket of palsied roadrunner fossils
You wearisome pericarp of luetic snapping turtle refuse
You rotten Boston bag of unhealthy Brussels griffon diaphoresis
You importunate cistern of podagric West Highland white terrier squirt
You mournful powder box of toxical Great Pyrenees flatulence
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