Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You harrowing cruse of deadly plover exudation
You rending vanity bag of unhygenic English cocker spaniel wind
You consuming hamper of chlorotic auklet scum
You depressive handbag of malignant sow bug sweepings
You dismal shovel of phthisic mackerel ash
You misbegotten scyphus of infectious osprey puke
You spoiled mug of allergic sulfur-bottom whale stool
You unendurable dessert spoon of veneniferous argali coprolith
You pestering double boiler of unassimilable wild ass remnants
You cacophonous cuspidor of pediculous shoveler remainders
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