Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You saddening cell of syphilitic bat hormone
You repugnant tray of deadly gudgeon effluent
You wearisome drum of pocky chacma ruins
You comfortless matchbox of tabetic Airedale heaves
You malformed wastebasket of scrofulous halibut flops
You irksome vacuum bottle of miasmic wood rat purulence
You unbearable spider of wanton Persian cat piss
You unlikable gravy boat of poisonous langur detritus
You tyrannous wastepaper basket of neuralgic barbet foam
You unalluring calyx of noxious caecilian flux
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