Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You deplorable poke of neuritic mandrill spurt
You dolorous vasculum of rickety Pomeranian spit
You sickening pipe of pediculous large white shit
You unattractive snuffbox of defiled bighorn sheep leavings
You rotten terrine of debauched loggerhead smut
You atrocious file folder of variolar caracal stumps
You painful gravy boat of gangrened lizard effusion
You misshapen bread pan of deadly capelin stool
You disfigured pack sack of adulterous caecilian transudation
You vexatious jorum of bilious pigeon mucus
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