Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You regrettable sea bag of infectious worm snake crap
You exhausting pillbox of loose-moraled sunfish remainders
You dire teakettle of infested rabbit smut
You discomforting spade of sullied bullfrog spew
You mephitic coffee urn of unsanitary blind snake salts
You afflictive catchall of malign Belgian rheum
You heartbreaking Saratoga trunk of tubercular black cat precipitates
You disfigured moneybag of indecent English bulldog draff
You harassing capsule of unhealthful blue Andalusian ejection
You provoking boodle bag of indigestible hammerhead shark heaves
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