Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You misproportioned pocketcase of destructive Cornish piss
You distressful diplomatic pouch of rachitic chinch snot
You hateful saccule of rheumatic kangaroo rat sialorrhea
You malformed wire basket of septic dace leftovers
You hard-favored thermos of hydropic ring-tailed cat shit
You gross musk bag of unclean goldfinch BO
You irritating bud vase of infected menhaden urine
You horrific milk pail of soiled blue fox semen
You vile ashtray of noxious sturgeon shavings
You lamentable powder box of diabetic Shetland stool
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