Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You consuming crock of miasmatic bull mastiff eruption
You abominable secretary of toxical hangbird crap
You unpretty hopper of anemic foumart sperm
You ill-featured tallboy of hypertensive barn owl wind
You offensive tobacco pouch of unvirginal spoonbill pee
You worrisome saccule of pestilential kinkajou relics
You torturous compact of scabietic rorqual pats
You heartbreaking cruse of injurious menhaden dejecta
You ill-shaped drawer of polluted Sumatra spout
You pestering roaster of infested worm snake drivel
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