Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You fulsome fistula of septic baldpate squirt
You appalling double boiler of envenomed yak burp
You dolorous bin of rickety wood wasp BO
You worrying sewing basket of cancerous bittern purulence
You atrocious creamer of variolar Vizsla slabber
You pitiable blackjack of rheumatic erne dross
You grotesque blister of hydropic shoveler depositions
You unpalatable dipper of innutritious brook trout shit
You scarecrowish cigarette case of pestiferous sea bream deposits
You crude sauce boat of besmirched heron holdovers
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