Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You overburdensome desk of nephritic Shropshire excretes
You ill-looking blackjack of luetic bearded lizard filings
You beastly tyg of envenomed kite salts
You dolorific box of impure wallaby stumps
You miasmic bunker of malignant oquassa froth
You comfortless hip bath of variolous moccasin sinter
You mournful pottle of toxicant thornback ray holdovers
You stinking coffee cup of unassimilable hound scum
You moving garbage can of ratty argala emission
You sour scrip [archaic] of peccant buzzard feces
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