Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You obnoxious powder horn of noisome merl precipitates
You ignoble stomach of sullied gallinule stumps
You hard-featured oil can of foul chigoe sweat
You uncomfortable coffee urn of neuritic chimaera egesta
You afflictive punnet of gangrenous Cashmere goat ejectamenta
You gross tumbler of edematous titmouse emission
You heartbreaking loving cup of unsanitary Russian owtchar scraps
You troubling tableware of scrofulous New Hampshire red belch
You forbidding jigger of ulcerous billbug dejecta
You annoying bathtub of indigestible harlequin cabbage bug disgorgement
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