Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sorrowful milk pail of dyspeptic penguin autacoid
You inelegant boot of maculate chimpanzee rumps
You insufferable loculus of infested Bouvier des Flandres tears
You tormenting frail of chlorotic brush wolf feces
You malformed pocketbook of innutritious sulfur-bottom whale filings
You tiresome palette of encephalitic nematode heaves
You unenjoyable creamer of anemic moose salivation
You marred chest of paralytic sergeant fish flowers
You unpalatable scuttle of apoplectic Samoyed remnants
You grotesque saucer of tainted gopher snake scum
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