Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You terrible boll of morbid guillemot emesis
You unsightly sheath of besmirched sea mew rumps
You evil-looking wallet of toxic bee fly pus
You undelicious rummer of morbific nighthawk slobber
You vexatious chest of drawers of noisome gnu goat mucus
You thankless packet of venerate black Minorca snot
You clumsy clothes hamper of infective mud hen urine
You despicable coaster of toxiferous hackney pony belch
You provoking mortarboard of hypertensive serval drool
You repugnant cuspidor of cankerous cheetah scourings
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