Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You moving tassie [Brit] of adulterous jackdaw voidance
You homely pottinger of toxicant English cocker spaniel excretes
You misshapen can of laryngitic hackney pony precipitates
You wearying valise of rickety flea spew
You disturbing trowel of ravaged Saluki drivel
You unbearable bandolier of malign tatou vomition
You sickening percolator of tainted flicker slobber
You humiliating crib of ulcerous urutu dejecta
You vexing buffet of unwholesome brown thrasher ruins
You awkward scrip [archaic] of pocky flat-coated retriever sweepings
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