Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dolorogenic dishpan of miasmatic buprestid beetle traces
You horrid posnet of incontinent Appaloosa stubble
You blemished buffet of cancerous wood owl cinders
You ill-looking tray of tabid marmoset detritus
You hard-favored carton of innutritious fitch defecation
You ill-featured scyphus of besmirched cucumber flea beetle pus
You tiresome sink of morbid argali depositions
You insupportable mortar of leprous nilgai flatulence
You disgusting loculus of unchaste Rambouillet alluvia
You onerous wastebasket of pestiferous silverfish residue
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