Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You noxious satchel of hydropic warbler urine
You insufferable washbasket of edematous mourning dove slaver
You embarrassing bushel of tabid cormorant ends
You vexatious Boston bag of anemic Langshan manure
You aggravating bandolier of harmful albacore ash
You unwelcome buffet of wormy whitefish eccrisis
You obscene hutch of veneniferous kiwi froth
You grievous escritoire of peccant frog rubbish
You hard-featured cistern of malignant Arctic fox embers
You regrettable spoon of gouty Turkish cat depositions
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