Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ungraced matchbox of freeloving whitefish ca-ca
You detestable blister of loose murre ptyalism
You unsavory gourd of ratty Andalusian jakes
You ungraceful double boiler of illicit koodoo drivel
You base ventricle of tainted markhor sweat
You teasing dipper of colicky Persian cat spittle
You bothering breaker of toxicant camelopard residuua
You wearisome tucker bag [Austral] of wormy Clydesdale terrier slabber
You loathsome air sac of hypertensive burro eruption
You dire drinking horn of deadly spitz slag
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