Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rotten dishpan of insalubrious hippopotamus piddle
You mephitic flower basket of veneniferous lemming spit
You saddening pail of miasmal dark Cornish ejecta
You stinking bushel of unwholesome woodworm vomit
You dysphemized sink of harmful steenbok sputum
You abhorrent salver of indecent silky terrier perspiration
You wearisome pocket flask of neuritic black sheep parings
You shapeless cruse of variolar lakeland terrier sialagogue
You vile calabash of pneumonic Plymouth slaver
You horrid billy of ravaged meadow mouse egestion
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