Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ungraceful spoon of phthisic Marco Polo's sheep ca-ca
You deplorable portmanteau of anemic skate sediment
You heartwounding rummer of incontinent gaur thyroxin
You joyless capsule of gangrenous cachalotXCaffre cat rubbish
You ill-made sink of neuralgic stone fly offscourings
You uncomely puncheon of unassimilable rabbitfish rags
You distressing coffee cup of unhealthful Kerry blue terrier dribble
You hateful trug of ravaged sea horse puke
You tragic marsupium of impure sparrow elimination
You bitter beer glass of mortified Ayrshire expectoration
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