Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You insufferable mazer of tubercular argali dejecta
You deformed haversack of pathological wood duck excretion
You weighty puncheon of dyspeptic lapin salivation
You saddening filing box of unsanitary Siamese cat dung
You discomforting mussuk of unhygenic Canada goose emission
You displeasing holster of ravaged orangutan purulence
You pitiable caldron of besmirched tsine sialagogue
You unattractive pipe of scrofulous Angora goat flops
You despicable slop pail of pedicular borer stumps
You burdensome skep of hypertensive tobacco worm salts
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