Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You uncomfortable cyathus of wormy Cecropia moth ructation
You torturous coffeepot of besmirched aurochs debris
You thankless crane of leprous turnstone egestion
You vexing matchbox of rachitic Italian greyhound dung
You unbeautiful cruet of dyspeptic rabbit hemorrhage
You bleak fifth of chlorotic sperm whale shit
You despicable wineskin of injurious meadow mouse fart
You grotesque nose bag of freeloving springbok exudation
You contemptible overnight bag of insanitary prairie dog thyroxin
You dysphemized wardrobe of allergic tamandua soot
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