Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You teasing warming pan of measly saddle horse guano
You dire chest of hydropic drum rheum
You misbegotten haversack of innutritious wood wasp precipitations
You grinding oil can of foul fireworm feculence
You deplorable roaster of tabid caracal remnants
You wearisome barrel of venerate Poland China ejectment
You worrying budget [dial] of insanitary tuna clinkers
You vexatious finger bowl of gouty sparrow hawk excrement
You grim-faced coaster of rickety Morgan ordure
You execrable casket of apoplectic panda disgorgement
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