Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You thankless gallipot of teeming harbor seal chaff
You saddening pocket flask of morbific torpedo fish rubbish
You racking can of indecent scaup duck defecation
You vexing calyx of tainted grampus expulsion
You ill-made file of toxiferous penguin ructation
You agonizing washbasket of luetic puffin debris
You teratic gravy boat of unsanitary gannet remains
You ungainly ark of grubby cuckoo draff
You regrettable flacon of nephritic Welsh pony detritus
You tormenting cone of soiled goatsucker sinter
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