Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dire stewpan of hydropic duckbill rubbish
You revolting carryall of arthritic Wyandotte spit
You woebegone canteen of septic swamp rabbit leftovers
You detestable sac of unassimilable mouse stool
You unpalatable palette of scrofulous quetzal effusion
You regrettable closet of pestilential red grouse excreta
You sorrowful magazine of poisonous minnow sediment
You depressive boll of pedicular pintail flowers
You scarecrowish hatbox of venomous hawk eccrisis
You offensive cigarette case of apoplectic beaver snot
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