Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpleasant puncheon of adulterous willet moraine
You repulsive coffee cup of maculate kingfisher foam
You nasty flower bowl of anemic smelt exudation
You galling reliquary of paralytic terrier egestion
You comfortless mail pouch of unsanitary Clydesdale spit
You miasmal kitchen cabinet of venomous buffalo bug butts
You harsh crane of insalubrious black cat remains
You woeful hatbox of polluted toadfish piss
You unsavory goblet of noxious rabbit clinkers
You repellent kilderkin of unclean rook salts
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