Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You uncomfortable bag of toxiferous hawksbill turtle rumps
You onerous shoulder bag of toxic chigetai flatuosity
You plaguey flower bowl of soiled burro deer odds and ends
You rebarbative bowl of infected sea trout dregs
You awkward chifforobe of maculate gnu goat semen
You clumsy tote bag of unhealthful llama precipitates
You unalluring coffer of venomous swan goose belch
You teasing caddie bag of ravaged Clydesdale terrier sperm
You heartrending dresser of ratty sparrow hawk ptyalism
You aggravating briefcase of contaminated Clydesdale exudation
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