Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You shapeless follicle of tubercular shoebill crap
You baneful bursa of diseased pilot fish husks
You dysphemistic noggin of lousy guanaco deposits
You wearing powder horn of bilious willet transudation
You teasing tote bag of maculate Saluki coprolith
You displeasing pocket of syphilitic mountain lion chips
You revolting portfolio of tumorous wild boar residuua
You grisly boiler of apoplectic panther butts
You hateful sugar spoon of noxious capuchin piss
You oppressive bandolier of sullied chaffinch sweepings
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