Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You vexatious net of ravaged chow clinkers
You desolating mazer of neuralgic beetle vomit
You unenjoyable coffeepot of chlorotic blindworm spew
You gruesome wok of epileptic chinchilla relics
You unappealing follicle of noxious mud hen extravasation
You disagreeable saucer of venenous pigeon squirt
You detestable clothespress of peccant fruit fly draff
You misshapen caddy of destructive Durham dregs
You ungraceful ewer of adulterous greenbottle fly butts
You terrible calyx of pestiferous steelhead crap
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