Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You defaced hipflask of wanton skate effluent
You grim-visaged musette bag of ulcerous sika autacoid
You misshapen frying pan of gouty ortolan rubbish
You grotesque chamber pot of harmful Romney thyroxin
You thankless caster of soiled duckbill precipitates
You heartbreaking air bladder of septic partridge ptyalism
You displeasing piggin of communicable Eskimo dog emesis
You dire bureau of besmirched blue Orpington cinders
You unbearable cedar chest of unassimilable goat exudation
You miasmal spider of unhealthy ant remainders
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