Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sharp file of loose-moraled Audubon's warbler parings
You ill-proportioned housewife of pedicular Doberman pinscher stumps
You crushing pipkin of pocky Turkish cat drool
You repulsive cistern of neuritic Bedlington terrier saliva
You dreadful file folder of pediculous setter debris
You abominable saucepan of unhygenic kangaroo alluvia
You torturous vargueno of lousy damselfly deposits
You unsightly decanter of sullied Blenheim spaniel sewage
You plaguesome mussuk of measly mealworm remains
You lamentable knapsack of harmful sambar cinders
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