Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You poignant canteen of scrofulous gaur stool
You misshapen creel of epileptic polar fox guano
You dire haversack of diseased black Sumatra dribble
You repugnant trug of venomous Cape buffalo soot
You woebegone ashpan of unsanitary borzoi purulence
You distressful casserole of toxical grasshopper mouse snot
You atrocious matchbox of tumorous agouti coprolith
You unshapely firkin of indecent banteng feces
You dysphemistic sink of venenous dodo ash
You sour portmanteau of pathogenic swan flatuosity
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