Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You desolating bladder of pestilential channel bass extrusion
You nauseating bathtub of pestiferous redpoll flux
You unbearable handbag of noxious tortoise flatulence
You scarecrowish flight bag of consumptive cicada tears
You sharp sarcophagus of nephritic goatsucker pee
You unlovely rummer of paralytic gar saliva
You heartbreaking pocketcase of toxic godwit diaphoresis
You unengaging coffer of venerate candlefish flowers
You rebarbative calabash of colicky Scottish deerhound egesta
You ill-looking catchall of morbid field spaniel pus
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