Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sickening creel of innutritious bunting pats
You tiresome jerrican of poisonous black face Highland eruption
You cacophonic flower bowl of toxical tautog BO
You obnoxious crucible of rickety Irish wolfhound snot
You ill-proportioned carpetbag of unhealthy Cape buffalo excretes
You uncomfortable soup bowl of arthritic imperial mammoth manure
You disfigured carryall of envenomed mockingbird scraps
You gruesome vacuum bottle of variolous stork offscourings
You unpleasant bud vase of veneniferous gazelle hound depositions
You atrocious mail pouch of venenous grackle heaves
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