Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dismal kit bag of venomous eel cinders
You wearing eggcup of unsalutary tope excreta
You exhausting sugar spoon of communicable Merino vomit
You hard-favored hipflask of insalubrious bird of paradise semen
You distressful fifth of abandoned goby spurt
You abhorrent caddie bag of diseased apar silt
You gruesome coaster of hydropic kaama [Africa] feculence
You stinking piepan of podagric black buck sweepings
You wearying hogshead of bilious elk relics
You unhandsome washbasin of syphilitic Alsatian drivel
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