Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpretty reliquary of unhygenic elm leaf beetle holdovers
You uncomely trash can of defiled cichlid turd
You miasmal chalice of neuralgic white Plymouth Rock alluvia
You repelling demitasse of toxicant Cashmere goat flowers
You humiliating pocketbook of rachitic peafowl squirt
You obscene vasculum of laryngitic halibut flow
You awkward stomach of besmirched Orpington moraine
You depressive bladder of cankerous Arctic hare elimination
You unwelcome wineskin of veneniferous koodoo embers
You horrid credenza of hypertensive cat flux
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