Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heavy pod of miasmatic water buffalo embers
You pesky cyst of venerate Minorca sewage
You grim-visaged pipe of pocky colobus egesta
You bitter chifforobe of anemic bushtit scoria
You dire plate of unhealthful babirusa guano
You woebegone bowl of wanton aye-aye drivel
You undelectable bladder of indecent horned screamer lacrimation
You homely finger bowl of diabetic horned viper odds and ends
You harassing gripsack of arthritic capercaillie evacuation
You foul suitcase of palsied tsine effluent
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