Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You crushing caddie bag of toxicant eft flatulence
You ill-proportioned dispatch box of toxiferous kittiwake dejecta
You horrific kilderkin of pediculous poorwill flux
You deformed cigarette case of freeloving yellowtail scraps
You distressful coffin of insanitary Thian Shan sheep gas
You heavy decanter of loose-moraled tree frog night soil
You vexing can of cankered wombat cinders
You sickening stomach of pneumonic whistler voidance
You disagreeable tobacco pouch of peccant Gordon setter leavings
You grim-faced barrel of poisoned Russian wolfhound alluvia
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