Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You cheerless tallboy of pleuritic garter snake snot
You ungraceful sugar bowl of defiled Irish terrier drool
You misproportioned sugar spoon of luetic sardine detritus
You disagreeable messkit of unhygenic aphid spittle
You objectionable teaspoon of polluted ringdove ejecta
You harassing theca of variolous carabao dross
You insufferable packet of incontinent tayra shavings
You noisome breadbasket of mortified Scottish deerhound slaver
You rueful creamer of unvirginal aye-aye excretion
You frightful mug of loose-moraled walleye drivel
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