Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You fetid chest of dyspeptic squirrel vestiges
You misshapen stewpan of pleuritic hackney pony pus
You joyless evening bag of podagric fly-catching warbler ordure
You dolorific boll of syphilitic cedar waxwing eructation
You deformed poke of malign bezoar goat dross
You exhausting coffee urn of polluted buffalo carpet beetle coprolite
You tragic lota of injurious tit jet
You pathetic tallboy of chlorotic barn door skate turd
You pestering wineglass of noisome hawkmoth autacoid
You exasperating hogshead of unsalutary coon ejecta
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