Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You harsh lota of encephalitic ephemerid effusion
You cacophonic magnum of adulterous murre detritus
You irritating sea bag of toxical Shorthorn precipitates
You ignoble gallbladder of wormy marmot urine
You cacogenic traveling bag of pathological hyena diaphoresis
You provoking pottinger of unhealthy oyster catcher feculence
You depressing sitzbath of unsalutary scup waste
You ill-looking scoop of polluted Aberdeen Angus cinders
You odious chifforobe of podagric adder embers
You misproportioned valise of syphilitic Sunapee trout flatuosity
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