Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You aggravating Toby-jug of defiled Rhodesian ridgeback foam
You tormenting ark of maculate parrot ejaculation
You regrettable cell of cankered mugger shavings
You unaesthetic roaster of infected poorwill slobber
You uncomely trowel of destructive toy spaniel rags
You hard-favored snuffbox of colicky Irish water spaniel ejectamenta
You forbidding hot-water bottle of diabetic salmon effusion
You consuming piepan of adulterous bison slaver
You dislikable gourd of pathogenic Russian wolfhound vomit
You worrisome sound of neuritic siamang vomition
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