Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You disgusting billfold of septic black snake froth
You unshapely paten of besmirched steelhead sperm
You abhorrent schooper of toxicant Clydesdale terrier shavings
You dolorogenic cannikin of infectious drum deposits
You wearisome crib of venerate hanuman jet
You evil-favored liqueur glass of pestilential hellbender disgorgement
You unpleasant teakettle of leprous razorbill eructation
You bitter filing box of tumorigenic hare spew
You shapeless ewer of diseased timber wolf sputum
You frightful tray of indecent white fox smut
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