Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You depressing loculus of pediculous killdeer emission
You unpleasant cist of besmirched mute swan barf
You unalluring dinner pail of morbific piranha dross
You importunate Toby-jug of lousy black game ejectamenta
You grinding eggcup of toxical sand lizard flux
You unbeautiful clothesbasket of neuritic Yorkshire terrier grounds
You obnoxious labis [eccl] of unhygenic saddle horse dingleberry
You obscene buffet of ratty fitch flatuosity
You noisome porringer of diabetic potato bug smut
You miasmic sideboard of diseased white wolf spit
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