Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You misshapen beer glass of noisome myna refuse
You tyrannous bakepan of unhealthy leech secretion
You teasing rack of ulcerous robin ptyalism
You bleak lowboy of measly redbird dung
You untasteful dessert spoon of ratty chacma heaves
You harsh tureen of rheumatic right whale expectoration
You ill-proportioned ashpan of variolous basilisk ejectamenta
You dislikable desk of freeloving godwit exudation
You touching stave basket of toxical nightjar sputum
You wearing holster of unhygenic sidewinder orts
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