Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You awful vanity case of pediculous flounder eruption
You crude mortarboard of miasmic fish hawk puke
You irking shelf of veneniferous wood mouse shavings
You loathsome coffeepot of allergic Manx cat wind
You teasing bundle of variolar St. Mark's fly slobber
You inelegant glass of hydropic curculio orts
You distressing oil can of malignant English bulldog guano
You heartwounding drinking cup of maculate redfin remainders
You repulsive kitchen boiler of dyspeptic turnspit stool
You odious Saratoga trunk of ratty Welsh Mountain sputum
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