Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You foul double boiler of destructive Chester White spittle
You unlikable envelope of hydropic pochard fossils
You gross spoon of ravaged hamadryad soot
You pestilential harness cask of colicky wood duck moraine
You unwelcome escritoire of allergic miniature schnauzer sinter
You blotted washbasket of pneumonic ruddy duck remnants
You plaguey pouch of illicit mugger scraps
You atrocious flask of unwholesome pointer residuua
You noxious shell of ratty bristletail sialagogue
You obscene money box of scrofulous sailfish residue
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