Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grotesque file folder of syphilitic black sheep dung
You comfortless milk pail of diseased chewink odds and ends
You abhorrent mortarboard of maculate lynx scraps
You horrifying loculus of plagued Abyssinian cat ca-ca
You evil-looking noggin of tumorous red-headed woodpecker voidance
You distasteful bud vase of rickety brown trout sperm
You grim splint basket of pedicular boa constrictor expectoration
You dreadful tray of pediculous cottontail rabbit sewage
You evil-favored keg of toxiferous Holstein egestion
You noxious cruet of variolous kuvasz burp
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