Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You poignant powder box of unsanitary beluga purulence
You plaguesome pillbox of edematous pike transudation
You unwelcome flacon of noxious willet settlings
You crude tea chest of ulcerated goatsucker orts
You dire pod of illicit channel bass disgorgement
You racking portmanteau of poisoned cougar rumps
You unlovely sack of malignant Russian owtchar silt
You ill-featured dipper of septic chimaera waste
You irking highball glass of soiled sawfish ejectamenta
You noxious folio of variolar coral snake survivals
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