Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrifying porringer of tabetic fluke extrusion
You tyrannous teapot of phthisic beaver froth
You repelling bandbox of infectious soft-shelled turtle waste
You cacogenic vasculum of impure fish hawk eccrisis
You gargoylish hogshead of rickety kea sediment
You scarecrowish dish of venerate tsetse fly flatus
You unbearable fruit basket of loose sea dog burp
You dolorogenic shoulder bag of tumorigenic chameleon chaff
You ignoble coffin of loose-moraled hammerhead shark traces
You ill-made mortar of sullied shark purulence
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