Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You cacogenic carboy of miasmatic cougar offscourings
You unattractive mazer of arthritic hackney pony feculence
You distasteful washbasin of paralytic water bug BO
You unaesthetic tobacco pouch of nephritic spitz perspiration
You undelectable pocketbook of polluted pug burp
You gruesome satchel of toxiferous gecko salivation
You awkward gripsack of poisonous Rhode Island white excrement
You ill-featured broiler of hypertensive electric fish stool
You touching rucksack of smirched Brown Swiss coprolite
You heartbreaking billfold of scorbutic blindworm ejaculation
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