Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You beastly knapsack of mortified hawkmoth jakes
You malodorous duffel bag of morbific kinglet excretion
You hideous hamper of maculate Irish terrier piddle
You mortifying clothesbasket of tubercular elkhound eccrisis
You unbeautiful catchall of loose Afghan hound puke
You galling washbasket of cankered sapsucker regurgitation
You dreadful cake pan of leprous marmoset wind
You importunate saccus of consumptive Merino scourings
You bitter vanity case of rickety turtledove dross
You afflictive pocketcase of scorbutic nematode stubble
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