Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You importunate soupspoon of rheumatic beaded lizard remains
You ill-looking wineskin of envenomed palomino sewage
You saddening casserole of tainted chacma discharge
You heartrending GI can of miasmatic white Leghorn drivel
You offensive coffee cup of impure sea horse tears
You uncomfortable bucket of pestiferous gallinule spittle
You inelegant messkit of deadly sea calf wind
You burdensome chalice of scorbutic myna dribble
You insufferable e´tui of indigestible nematode vomit
You unappeteizing cabinet of paralytic grouper flops
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