Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You obnoxious skillet of toxic rabbit bandicoot sweat
You mephitic tureen of allergic Kerry Hill dregs
You pestilent dipper of unvirginal musk hog shavings
You repugnant folio of malarial sable eccrisis
You heartbreaking hopper of tainted hamster evacuation
You gruesome hipflask of scrofulous lakeland terrier detritus
You tyrannous spittoon of unsalutary mink rubbish
You ill-favored washtub of infective Pallas's cat relics
You repelling vacuum bottle of poisonous mud hen pee
You deplorable jar of hypertensive frigate bird spurt
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