Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unspeakable vanity bag of smirched Blenheim spaniel purulence
You heartbreaking clothes hamper of edematous duck flux
You affecting cist of cancerous bluebottle sputum
You displeasing compote of palsied screech owl sweepings
You base bladder of unchaste red-headed woodpecker heaves
You uncomely monstrance of venomous oryx flowers
You overburdensome wineskin of carcinogenic dipper BO
You harassing cancelli of mortified weakfish rubbish
You pestiferous ostensorium of soiled barbet moraine
You horrendous ventricle of miasmal python turd
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