Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sorrowful ventricle of scrofulous Pomeranian rumps
You clumsy porringer of apoplectic Wyandotte husks
You inelegant creel of consumptive tiger cat piddle
You hard-featured quiver of harmful globefish excretion
You gross saccus of variolous Siberian husky orts
You harrowing trunk of impure cassowary rheum
You unpalatable spatula of bilious pill bug tears
You distasteful evening bag of laryngitic saiga depositions
You vexing hamper of carcinogenic orangutan ash
You weighty whatnot of indecent Longhorn remains
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