Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You awful rucksack of scabietic Aberdeen Angus disgorgement
You ill-favored pail of rachitic bookworm refuse
You tyrannous phial of pneumonic iguana residue
You embarrassing chalice of septic skate emission
You unendurable vargueno of indecent Great Pyrenees leavings
You repelling highboy of diseased Houdan ash
You ungraceful tea chest of dropsical pig spout
You evil-favored sound of foul ray egesta
You crude dish of consumptive Longhorn eructation
You plaguey commode of nephritic blue fish jet
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