Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pestilential coal scuttle of poisonous anoa ends
You disgusting mortar of noisome beaver dejecta
You mephitic buck basket of diseased canvasback waste
You distressful wineglass of indecent lemur ejaculation
You heartwounding can of pestilential hammerhead shark settlings
You heartbreaking rack of miasmal green frog dingleberry
You repulsive crock of unhealthy finch depositions
You hard-favored dessert spoon of epileptic codling moth excrement
You rending casserole of paralytic barn owl excreta
You foul autoclave of toxiferous silver salmon pus
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