Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unshapely wastepaper basket of noisome coonhound wind
You heartrending chifforobe of miasmal Landrace flowers
You heavy vanity case of variolar burro deer expectoration
You intolerable carpetbag of pneumonic walkingstick night soil
You ghastly socket of edematous barn swallow hormone
You mephitic teakettle of indigestible purple martin spit
You unwelcome ashcan of smirched sparrow hawk spew
You malodorous bleb of soiled blue fish flatulence
You worrying cistern of leprous lamprey sputum
You irking creel of podagric locust burp
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