Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You irking hod of palsied phalanger flatuosity
You vexatious coaster of podagric Leghorn extravasation
You unpalatable dosser of morbific woodcock exudation
You evil-favored hogshead of anemic flatfish coprolith
You dire Saratoga trunk of noxious Hereford moraine
You grim-visaged loculus of paralytic elephant excretes
You dreary breadbasket of neuritic rock squirrel burp
You scarecrowish gripsack of allergic grunion egesta
You wearing carpetbag of miasmic kingbird ructation
You hideous bidet of edematous grizzly bear eruption
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