Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You repugnant chest of cankerous solan goose ejaculation
You grim-faced carryall of ulcerated mealybug urine
You vexatious teaspoon of mortified chimney swift clinkers
You onerous bud vase of nephritic possum barf
You pestilential legume of unwholesome bobcat grounds
You distressing cistern of palsied zebra settlings
You grinding marsupium of maculate hake filings
You repellent money box of contagious shrike draff
You miasmic jar of insalubrious midwife toad dregs
You grim beaker of unhealthful blind fish flatus
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