Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grinding tablespoon of injurious sucker sinter
You unendurable trowel of besmirched sand cat jakes
You ill-looking jug of edematous gourami dung
You atrocious mussuk of malarial lyrebird feculence
You mournful clothes hamper of syphilitic Yorkshire terrier salts
You dislikable tableware of indecent barracuda ejection
You disturbing utricle of deadly aurochs flatuosity
You disgusting carryall of rachitic hamadryad detritus
You grim-visaged carboy of insalubrious brown bear chips
You graceless boll of miasmic brush turkey remains
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