Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You miasmic cardcase of polluted Archangel cat gas
You spoiled musette bag of dyspeptic torpedo fish fart
You unbeautiful sewing basket of allergic goose pats
You forbidding carryall of venerate eyra coprolite
You base ewer of tubercular baldpate rubbish
You fulsome pack sack of unwholesome thrips stool
You replusive compact of beset hyrax ca-ca
You worrisome chiffonier of tainted cattle egret flatulence
You touching pocket of sullied Bedlington terrier extravasation
You pesky backpack of loose catbird alluvia
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