Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You bleak clothesbasket of noisome cockatoo dung
You shapeless ark of unsalutary horn fly burp
You lamentable mazer of pathological dromedary flowers
You thankless keg of miasmatic springtail ejection
You abhorrent drinking horn of pediculous Durham silt
You mortifying kitchen cabinet of infested water bug piddle
You crushing vitrine of septic wapiti depositions
You regrettable tableware of contagious night-heron cinders
You horrific sheath of rheumatic goose barf
You harsh carafe of toxicant goatfish precipitates
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