Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You repellent teakettle of luetic guanaco cinders
You fetid scoop of cankered poodle residuua
You sharp bundle of maculate capybara scourings
You unengaging kit bag of toxicant sea trout refuse
You joyless monstrance of ravaged assassin bug flatulence
You bleak cellaret of unsalutary glowworm excrement
You unsightly pipe of neuritic towhee discharge
You gruesome closet of virulent lemming scoria
You objectionable coffeepot of noxious hog ejectment
You obnoxious dustpan of scorbutic coelacanth wind
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