Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpretty canister of loose kaama [Africa] refuse
You intolerable commode of grubby mountain lion evacuation
You cheerless hod of toxical Archangel cat slobber
You tragic whatnot of lousy wood owl parings
You blotted hamper of septic flicker sweat
You distasteful mussuk of tabetic shovelhead shark thyroxin
You depressive scrip [archaic] of diseased catfish scourings
You ungraceful plate of scorbutic flying marmot urine
You afflictive messkit of illicit German shepherd snot
You onerous broiler of miasmal lizard rubbish
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