Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You wearying ostensorium of diseased Welsh sinter
You grim-visaged overnight bag of smirched jackass BO
You miasmic traveling bag of neuralgic hanuman scum
You forbidding net of toxiferous horntail turd
You ugly ditty bag of communicable gourami scourings
You appalling letter file of gangrenous shrike autacoid
You unpalatable wooden basket of tubercular black Sumatra remnants
You baneful punnet of anemic moose voidance
You cacogenic glass of toxicant middle white pus
You pestiferous gravy boat of gangrened alpaca flux
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