Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You frightful reticule of arthritic jerboa kangaroo fart
You regrettable trencher of dyspeptic Orpington precipitates
You heartwounding tyg of beset chafer waste
You disturbing musk bag of toxicant gyrfalcon wind
You marred hopper of ravaged pinworm parings
You unbearable mortarboard of tainted Plantation walking horse stubble
You gargoylish vanity case of scrofulous jay emesis
You displeasing clothesbasket of dropsical blindworm scraps
You onerous casserole of wormy angel fish slaver
You insufferable cist of pathological song sparrow odds and ends
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