Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You galling spittoon of arthritic wombat remnants
You rebarbative dresser of infested meadow lark drivel
You plaguey coffee urn of indecent badger dog orts
You onerous catch basin of indigestible brant slobber
You grisly highboy of pedicular Cheshire sinter
You grim-visaged thermos of venomous cobra de capello droppings
You misshapen dish of tumorigenic brown bear pee
You woeful vase of miasmic snow bunting purulence
You bothersome horn of leprous canvasback excrement
You abominable watering can of rheumatic otterhound egestion
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