Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hateful portfolio of pathogenic herring hog rumps
You wearing tassie [Brit] of unsalutary koala exudation
You atrocious teapot of infectious margay hemorrhage
You defaced dinner pail of arthritic haddock flowers
You unappealing bin of pleuritic roundworm egestion
You cheerless holster of defiled dinosaur flops
You intolerable tyg of infested water bug sperm
You irritating grip of tainted louse clinkers
You wearying davenport of consumptive tsetse fly disgorgement
You humiliating wok of variolous argusfish ejectamenta
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