Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-proportioned net of toxiferous coypu squirt
You sickening golf bag of allergic anchovy butts
You disgusting noggin of apoplectic blackfish dross
You heavy coaster of toxicant hobby perspiration
You grim-faced blister of podagric German coach horse expulsion
You beastly wallet of poisoned bushtit dribble
You shocking drinking cup of freeloving fly-catching warbler sialagogue
You vile cigarette case of gangrened Norfolk spaniel ordure
You uglified tea chest of malignant Ryeland sewage
You irking marsupium of morbific hog-nose snake coprolith
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