Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rebarbative dish of leprous armadillo froth
You dismal catchall of contaminated blowfish wind
You offensive flowerpot of malarial opossum smut
You touching tobacco pouch of tainted potto spurt
You grim-visaged file of unsanitary mako shark exudation
You base flacon of infectious Panama tears
You importunate pack sack of dyspeptic Charbray slabber
You evil-looking buffet of scabietic flying fox semen
You bitter moneybag of venomous trumpeter dejecta
You hard-visaged vase of diseased wryneck expectoration
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