Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You obnoxious pottle of grubby mako shark turd
You tormenting carryall of gangrenous chub ejectamenta
You gruesome vanity case of dyspeptic midge sweepings
You sore demitasse of freeloving macaw tears
You poignant platter of diabetic Japanese beetle spurt
You uglified ashtray of pathological apar transudation
You overburdensome commode of abandoned gnat effusion
You repelling carton of rickety fox rheum
You harassing hot-water bottle of miasmatic flying squirrel drool
You racking breaker of venenous horse filings
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