Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You uncomely highboy of dropsical Arabian ejectment
You woeful sewing basket of poisonous phalanger dribble
You comfortless firkin of peccant Tennessee walking horse salivation
You baneful sinus of incontinent badger guano
You undesirable bedroll of miasmal sea cow sediment
You untasteful bindle of measly mole manure
You mournful net of pleuritic jennet refuse
You distressing cuspidor of paralytic flounder froth
You sharp buffet of edematous marabou jakes
You sour cellaret of encephalitic bream flatus
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