Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You scarecrowish overnight bag of adulterous shipworm slabber
You ill-shaped bedroll of miasmatic fish hawk saliva
You tragic thermos of tubercular butterfish vomit
You untasteful mussuk of ulcerous Arctic hare barf
You unpalatable boot of defiled rail scum
You beastly saddlebag of morbific greyhound spittle
You obscene trug of toxic mavis refuse
You unbearable kettle of virulent boar ends
You woebegone portfolio of unhygenic gazelle hound transudation
You abhorrent vitrine of unsanitary hangbird elimination
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