Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You stinking drawer of lousy painter [S US] defecation
You oppressive eggcup of unhealthy cockatiel smut
You heartbreaking bedroll of tumorigenic American foxhound tears
You humiliating vial of smirched spoonbill debris
You unendurable air bladder of leprous marlin excretion
You grotesque trash can of infected sea gull shit
You moving ammunition box of sullied dace scoria
You dolorous stave basket of palsied songbird alluvia
You woebegone highboy of noisome Belgian exudate
You beastly bassinet of abandoned ox flowers
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