Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You mephitic tassie [Brit] of miasmal pronghorn chips
You overburdensome lota of leprous electric fish depositions
You execrable sitzbath of indecent elm leaf beetle refuse
You pesky tun of hypertensive tiger cat offscourings
You noxious hogshead of tabid black cat ejection
You mortifying oil can of sullied markhor excretion
You affecting duffel bag of pathogenic bighorn sheep ends
You displeasing roaster of pediculous ruffed grouse effusion
You wearing spider of morbid blindworm chaff
You beastly paten of rickety pigeon hawk relics
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