Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You burdensome keg of unclean cowbird coprolite
You ill-made jardiniere of morbific tree frog pats
You foul caldron of contagious Minorca sweepings
You grisly buck basket of debauched bluegill barf
You fetid coaster of insalubrious antelope froth
You hard-featured sleeping bag of venenous goldfinch rubbish
You ill-proportioned rucksack of anemic crake shavings
You pesky phial of arthritic eagle offscourings
You pitiable mazer of consumptive doctor fish jakes
You atrocious chest of indigestible gopher BO
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