Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You contemptible wire basket of morbific Rock Cornish disgorgement
You excruciating garbage can of smirched flatfish traces
You sour drum of colicky ring-tailed cat remainders
You hideous casket of adulterous Pomeranian scoria
You agonizing powder horn of unclean coypu feculence
You thankless buffet of ulcerated malamute remains
You unwelcome filing box of tabid snapping turtle drivel
You disconcerting cyathus of phthisic blind snake odds and ends
You sorrowful capsule of beset moth pee
You vexatious washtub of infested Rocky Mountain goat flatulence
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