Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hard-visaged capsule of leprous honker squirt
You aggravating gourd of anemic flying phalanger transudation
You obnoxious saccus of hydropic Canada goose semen
You miasmal tumbler of malarial Longhorn draff
You bothersome gravy boat of wormy badger detritus
You mephitic locker of plagued serval fart
You depressive tureen of paralytic eagle coprolith
You obscene pottle of luetic caribou excretion
You distressful porringer of allergic bushmaster residue
You woeful fifth of ulcerous jackdaw regurgitation
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