Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You torturous kitchen boiler of luetic redbird dung
You burdensome shell of tainted Russell's viper voidance
You mournful wooden basket of pedicular bowfin remainders
You agonizing pocketcase of tabetic tic-polonga sewage
You odious bassinet of poisonous Belgian sheep dog relics
You heavy casket of colicky pochard purulence
You heartrending dispatch box of syphilitic gallfly urine
You plaguesome can of rachitic Manchester terrier ejecta
You awkward trash can of beset dinosaur exudation
You distressful bakepan of contagious frigate bird ejaculation
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