Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You afflictive coffee urn of unhealthful Romanov odds and ends
You intolerable waiter of scorbutic aardwolf excretion
You dolorous pocket flask of rickety Ayrshire effusion
You sour housewife of pleuritic dog excreta
You gargoylish hogshead of poisonous Rhodesian ridgeback cinders
You woeful silique of podagric Border terrier elimination
You scarecrowish canister of infective bollworm holdovers
You pestering boodle bag of venerate harpy eagle sewerage
You offensive golf bag of carcinogenic chow dejecta
You rotten bathtub of toxic kiang BO
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