Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You deplorable shelf of indigestible cushat [Scot] embers
You plaguey poke of indecent wild goat slobber
You ignoble chiffonier of peccant weasel flatus
You noxious highboy of wanton spring frog silt
You dysphemistic soupspoon of tubercular mouse sewerage
You unsightly fruit basket of diseased pilot fish flops
You grim-faced pipkin of miasmal alligator sewage
You intolerable schoolbag of pneumonic buffalo bug ca-ca
You distasteful dresser of hypertensive mule deer pats
You unlikable butt of miasmatic alpaca slaver
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