Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You terrible pottle of teeming beaded lizard flops
You irritating vanity bag of variolous Faverolle slabber
You rending porringer of phthisic Ancona slaver
You mournful dinner pail of scorbutic elephant hormone
You baneful paten of communicable Shih Tzu silt
You ghastly shelves of pleuritic Jersey embers
You repelling noggin of pocky Manchester terrier ejection
You rebarbative tray of apoplectic pack rat extrusion
You ignoble briefcase of contaminated hawksbill turtle grounds
You piteous sewing basket of envenomed penguin dung
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