Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unappealing drinking horn of tabetic Old English sheep dog holdovers
You rebarbative footlocker of carcinogenic sable antelope slobber
You unaesthetic billy of envenomed cormorant alluvia
You distressing flower basket of pedicular loris urine
You overburdensome spoon of cancerous Romeldale pats
You grim-visaged Canterbury of defiled Russian owtchar drivel
You dreadful carryall of syphilitic Briard silt
You grisly housewife of injurious woodchuck turd
You despicable dinner pail of consumptive Merino filings
You undelicious flagon of incontinent grizzly bear traces
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