Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You gargoylish creamer of colicky prairie dog salts
You uglified milk pail of miasmic margay mucus
You ignoble hipflask of diseased bull terrier refuse
You torturous tallboy of bilious Russell's viper drivel
You ungraceful matchbox of deadly peba slobber
You unpalatable sacculus of adulterous Indian buffalo urine
You disfigured rack of tabetic cockroach puke
You insupportable ostensorium of unsanitary Charbray spurt
You unpleasing mail pouch of cancerous python sewerage
You obscene noggin of ulcerous American lion slabber
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