Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You appalling cancelli of insanitary shovelhead catfish refuse
You horrifying tea urn of debauched Hereford excreta
You undelicious glass of paralytic orangutan spurt
You joyless fistula of carcinogenic Turkish cat pus
You monstrous canteen of wanton clumber spaniel defecation
You painful vial of pathological sea mew hormone
You cacophonous jar of tabid tamandua spit
You burdensome kettle of sullied tree shrew embers
You exasperating magnum of gangrened zebra finch alluvia
You saddening can of apoplectic Irish water spaniel stubble
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