Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heavy gravy boat of laryngitic teju semen
You heartbreaking washbasin of virulent cicada sputum
You discomforting tin can of loose yellowlegs parings
You irritating cellaret of insanitary ground squirrel effluent
You hideous ashcan of infectious copperhead thyroxin
You wearying commode of infected cormorant hemorrhage
You pestilent finger bowl of dyspeptic garter snake egestion
You ill-favored attache´ case of measly laughing jackass stool
You pathetic pottinger of scabietic swan goose sperm
You undelicious caisson of tainted catfish excrement
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