Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You disconcerting percolator of besmirched kea ca-ca
You grim-visaged holdall of dropsical lemming barf
You contemptible wallet of debauched Airedale pus
You aggravating flasket of ravaged Dandie Dinmont terrier exudate
You heartsickening packing box of diseased cucumber flea beetle expectoration
You sore breaker of laryngitic brush deer extrusion
You intolerable diplomatic pouch of miasmal blackbird eccrisis
You nasty tumbler of palsied Ryeland vomit
You embarrassing suitcase of soiled auk sinter
You touching thermos of injurious Romanov rheum
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