Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grisly schoolbag of contagious gnu goat alluvia
You dismal garbage can of contaminated yellowtail guano
You rotten demijohn of toxic mugger ca-ca
You unenjoyable clothesbasket of leprous swine exudation
You irritating terrine of rheumatic devilfish excretion
You unhandsome fistula of insanitary kea semen
You depressive sound of unhealthful Langshan emesis
You repulsive grip of destructive ephemerid soot
You undesirable GI can of unsanitary duck deposits
You distressful oil can of soiled French coach horse eccrisis
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