Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You uncomely shelf of adulterous krait remains
You dismaying credenza of rachitic linnet deposits
You afflicting carboy of diseased broadtail effusion
You spoiled caisson of beset sea swallow turd
You pestiferous box of foul white fox ca-ca
You blotted gripsack of pediculous green turtle diaphoresis
You grim-visaged stein of unsalutary musk-ox stumps
You grim cereal bowl of cankered cassowary slaver
You baneful boiler of infected ringdove salivation
You horrible glasses of infectious racer sweat
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