Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You contemptible sugar bowl of miasmic midge excrement
You unsavory secretary of freeloving brown trout perspiration
You vile sink of infective beaded lizard piss
You sharp caldron of infected sea eagle flatulence
You wearying hipflask of phthisic Sussex wind
You galling cruet of toxicant American lion excretes
You horrific cist of malarial blue whale tears
You obscene kibble of lousy suslik extrusion
You intolerable backpack of podagric spaniel egestion
You objectionable double boiler of tubercular black Spanish fossils
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