Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You piteous spoon of indigestible flying phalanger defecation
You unaesthetic blackjack of infected sage grouse manure
You uglified punnet of arthritic hedgehog flops
You distressful vacuum bottle of smirched fish hawk sewage
You disturbing pipe of dyspeptic Mangalitza remnants
You wearisome patella of measly grunion fart
You heartbreaking jug of neuralgic bear flatus
You thankless holdall of paralytic puma vomit
You defaced amnion of venerate English bulldog dejecta
You irking buffet of destructive Merino perspiration
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