Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heavy tote bag of rachitic flame tetra dross
You aggravating picnic basket of peccant kookaburra cinders
You lamentable double boiler of consumptive hawkmoth perspiration
You homely flacon of toxiferous stag beetle eructation
You racking skippet of contaminated English foxhound vomit
You hard-favored hope chest of venenous Kodiak bear regurgitation
You fulsome evening bag of venerate ibis urine
You gargoylish dresser of paralytic Kerry Hill residuua
You irksome spoon of infective American quarter horse shavings
You appalling carafe of carcinogenic guinea pig hormone
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