Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You vexatious sound of unassimilable sand martin spit
You disgusting shoulder bag of noisome cotton mouse urine
You grievous garbage can of cancerous Plantation walking horse settlings
You uncomfortable carryall of pocky muntjac vomition
You weighty bidet of polluted phalanger precipitations
You cheerless porringer of variolar octopus belch
You unappealing desk of unchaste Rottweiler scourings
You forbidding cyathus of rheumatic kestrel tears
You worrisome schooper of unclean Gila monster precipitates
You galling harness cask of gangrened water dog chaff
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