Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You malformed dipper of rheumatic Bactrian camel remains
You afflictive gallipot of loose-moraled tiger cat eccrisis
You worrisome sack of foul water dog depositions
You grim-visaged pericarp of infectious wild goat lacrimation
You unendurable mail pouch of apoplectic buprestid beetle emesis
You shocking terrine of paralytic cicala jet
You lamentable platter of poisonous fish hawk debris
You painful pocket flask of insalubrious setter diaphoresis
You grotesque matchbox of unhealthy lake trout egesta
You pestilential billfold of malign pipit holdovers
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