Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You teasing pitcher of anemic crow ejection
You blemished backpack of loose Skye terrier fossils
You bothersome trowel of mortified puma sialorrhea
You grim net of impure Pomeranian salts
You homely handbag of loose-moraled barbet excreta
You inelegant secretary of peccant tsetse fly expulsion
You saddening washbasin of indigestible storm petrel emission
You misproportioned briefcase of rheumatic marten ejaculation
You hard-visaged pocketcase of toxic frog orts
You fulsome hogshead of abandoned cormorant regurgitation
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