Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You monstrous monstrance of unhealthful harnessed antelope flowers
You horrendous wooden basket of smirched Shorthorn heaves
You irking skep of loose-moraled karakul flatuosity
You dysphemistic slop pail of dropsical roach manure
You dreadful tallboy of pathogenic hogfish refuse
You vexatious cruse of pocky addax exudate
You teasing crate of miasmatic nutria stubble
You lamentable dustpan of communicable oont [India] jakes
You rotten cyathus of cancerous porgy effluent
You grotesque pan broiler of venomous golden trout hormone
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