Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You vile horn of loose chevrotain ejection
You consuming ashtray of diseased black fox debris
You unshapely stewpan of consumptive ortolan traces
You grisly patella of variolous bass evacuation
You mephitic brandy snifter of veneniferous peregrine falcon voidance
You misshapen hip bath of infected chipping sparrow flatus
You mournful pillbox of anemic honker scum
You baneful casket of pedicular glowworm squirt
You exasperating sound of palsied conger feces
You uninviting highboy of debauched goshawk droppings
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