Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sour phial of pediculous jackass slobber
You moving calabash of harmful deer mouse piss
You ugly caddy of toxiferous halibut perspiration
You despicable boot of variolar Merino egestion
You distasteful bleb of arthritic Sunapee trout flatus
You repelling scyphus of poisonous Welsh Mountain effluent
You wearing pouch of loose right whale lacrimation
You unpretty cyst of consumptive wren egesta
You hard-favored chamber pot of scrofulous ling relics
You mournful wooden basket of pedicular brook trout emission
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