Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You depressive cigarette case of tabid cicala holdovers
You gruesome flask of unsalutary grizzly bear detritus
You bothersome gourd of toxicant sika barf
You insupportable reliquary of septic water moccasin turd
You sorrowful clothes hamper of hypertensive ricebird remains
You disconcerting packing box of insalubrious Kodiak bear ruins
You tyrannous cruse of miasmatic croaker lacrimation
You undelectable follicle of edematous antelope chipmunk secretion
You mortifying wastepaper basket of arthritic Belted Galloway slag
You repulsive overnight bag of mortified tumblebug traces
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