Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You misbegotten coffee cup of pestiferous blackhead Persian mucus
You disfigured seedcase of teeming crocodile excretes
You cacogenic portfolio of unsanitary yak cinders
You spoiled amnion of defiled marmoset foam
You obscene cruet of morbid Blenheim spaniel spit
You onerous coffer of communicable leech egesta
You rebarbative skippet of loose-moraled mara feculence
You provoking housewife of rheumatic myna elimination
You frightful boiler of phthisic Faverolle dribble
You cacophonous vacuum bottle of virulent Briard leftovers
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