Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You afflicting tableware of contaminated albacore purulence
You appalling stewpan of lousy Mangalitza shavings
You sore bakepan of debauched German shepherd elimination
You scarecrowish cabinet of toxical Lincoln emesis
You unpleasant corbeil [archit] of anemic honker ordure
You piteous loving cup of injurious turtle pats
You dolorific trash can of infectious Persian cat flatuosity
You ungraced tin can of dyspeptic entellus spit
You pesky jorum of foul hackney pony eccrisis
You cacophonic pottinger of teeming Irish terrier spew
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