Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hard-favored jar of venomous soft-shelled turtle coprolite
You insufferable plate of paralytic Galloway flux
You cacophonic cruet of insanitary pilchard heaves
You racking reticule of loose Rex cat rheum
You unhandsome monstrance of dyspeptic poodle ca-ca
You worrisome chest of unsalutary iguana froth
You dreadful saccule of miasmal Thian Shan sheep chips
You unspeakable pannier of unchaste nutria sweepings
You tyrannous pocketcase of soiled moccasin ptyalism
You tormenting drum of infested cushat [Scot] remains
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