Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rueful soup bowl of ratty Norwich terrier night soil
You base schooner of loose-moraled Galloway foam
You plaguey shelf of mortified brant BO
You unpleasant bucket of poisoned Panama salts
You misbegotten bidet of diseased tree swallow alluvia
You noisome scuttle of unsanitary margay remains
You unshapely teaspoon of scabietic yellow jacket flatulence
You dolorous rack of gouty king cobra fart
You stinking bureau of pediculous cobra de capello jakes
You abominable seedcase of destructive bluebill clinkers
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