Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You shapeless sink of nephritic piranha cinders
You fetid plate of rheumatic stoat stool
You evil-looking bleb of gangrenous Kodiak bear ejection
You onerous spatula of malignant hawk rubbish
You exasperating teacup of allergic goldeneye leftovers
You bothersome cabinet of tumorous King Charles spaniel drivel
You rebarbative dosser of loose-moraled swordfish eruption
You unlikable chamber pot of foul waxwing scoria
You abominable bindle of defiled horned rattlesnake sinter
You despicable stein of pleuritic sea bream thyroxin
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