Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grim-faced secretary of gouty musk-ox chaff
You heartbreaking net of ratty rat relics
You ill-made sitzbath of injurious tapir remains
You inelegant flask of lousy indigo bunting chips
You harsh saucepan of malign stinkbug flatus
You fulsome sac of envenomed tsetse fly traces
You consuming bedroll of malarial Holstein autacoid
You misproportioned press of tabid roadrunner settlings
You afflictive mazer of virulent poorwill slaver
You unpalatable paten of apoplectic billbug vomition
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