Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You blemished hip bath of pediculous chimney swift discharge
You pestiferous ewer of unassimilable guillemot stubble
You afflictive glasses of cankerous Audubon's warbler guano
You ill-shaped whatnot of rachitic hawk owl fossils
You pathetic musette bag of apoplectic speckled trout rumps
You hateful demitasse of luetic wapiti snot
You poignant Saratoga trunk of toxical bobcat sweat
You insupportable sack of phthisic black bass clinkers
You heartrending tankard of cankered marmot silt
You exhausting scrip [archaic] of innutritious jaguarundi ordure
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