Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ungraceful crane of palsied worm snake urine
You grisly spatula of freeloving black game saliva
You mournful scuttle of unclean broadtail sperm
You frightful corbeil [archit] of gangrenous bush wren eruption
You tragic ventricle of sullied mandrill diaphoresis
You depressive demijohn of incontinent pochard scoria
You dysphemized tin can of loose-moraled flying squirrel remainders
You woebegone rush basket of infectious dung beetle residue
You rueful tea urn of neuritic Orpington voidance
You crude vasculum of peccant swallow regurgitation
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