Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You tiresome haversack of ratty miller diaphoresis
You unwelcome dustpan of toxic yak spurt
You unenjoyable teacup of loose-moraled hobby leftovers
You excruciating fifth of virulent burro deer purulence
You shapeless jug of leprous carp flatulence
You marred musette bag of chlorotic blackcap defecation
You unspeakable biggin of unchaste barn owl ejectment
You cacophonic jeroboam of colicky sperm whale foam
You unappealing dessert spoon of veneniferous Clydesdale slabber
You ungainly dinner pail of teeming lacewing ejectamenta
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