Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You baneful chifforobe of paralytic anaconda snot
You unwelcome caster of beset fer-de-lance eruption
You irking dessert spoon of tumorous Poland China heaves
You awkward bin of rickety mamba debris
You fulsome puncheon of neuritic kestrel flowers
You depressive wire basket of unhygenic Brussels griffon draff
You ungainly stoup of destructive pug leftovers
You defaced bandbox of unchaste caracara slag
You miasmic flowerpot of impure punkie flow
You repelling saucepan of peccant blackbird piss
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