Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ungraced jigger of venomous chinchilla diaphoresis
You evil-looking canister of maculate butterfly vomition
You afflictive vargueno of foul roach emesis
You ill-made overnight bag of loose-moraled wallaby waste
You hateful utricle of grubby black bear precipitates
You misshapen GI can of unsanitary Japanese beetle effusion
You unsavory pottle of unchaste English springer spaniel elimination
You obscene platter of pedicular borer manure
You heavy harness cask of pleuritic pocket gopher coprolite
You racking trug of miasmal barn door skate odds and ends
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