Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grim-visaged tureen of septic red grouse turd
You cacophonous flower bowl of unhealthy large black smut
You grisly chamber pot of freeloving jaguar detritus
You harassing quiver of laryngitic koala diaphoresis
You heinous duffel bag of scorbutic mallard excreta
You insupportable chiffonier of indecent wireworm urine
You beastly tray of hydropic genet coprolith
You fetid e´tui of tabetic curculio piss
You shapeless jeroboam of ravaged barracuda deposits
You vexatious porringer of illicit ruffed grouse cinders
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