Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You galling jerrican of smirched wombat drivel
You hideous pitcher of wormy prairie dog ejection
You repugnant sheath of unwholesome barn swallow exudate
You bothering dispatch box of toxiferous sea calf rags
You moving bunker of indecent stoat shavings
You unaesthetic bowl of abandoned New Hampshire red dingleberry
You obscene shovel of venerate Dorking saliva
You harrowing ewer of malarial stag beetle scum
You afflictive rush basket of ulcerated redstart coprolith
You insupportable pannikin of poisonous sheldrake vomit
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