Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heartrending trough of cankered lantern fly embers
You rending reliquary of diseased Pallas's cat scourings
You poignant chalice of scorbutic yellowhammer semen
You vile kibble of scrofulous beluga precipitates
You gross butt of virulent coot chaff
You unlikable ark of poisoned guib feces
You disagreeable sack of miasmic wild sheep dregs
You grim Saratoga trunk of debauched turkey buzzard dejecta
You woebegone musk bag of pocky Border terrier cinders
You hideous tyg of cancerous Sumatra flatuosity
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