Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sore flower bowl of toxicant bunting spurt
You tragic flowerpot of pathological cassowary vestiges
You uninviting hip bath of cankerous webworm scraps
You embarrassing coaster of dropsical cisco odds and ends
You unappeteizing finger bowl of abandoned miniature pinscher grounds
You irritating garbage can of destructive Weimaraner droppings
You onerous catchall of unclean dingo sialagogue
You misbegotten spoon of unhealthful spider monkey orts
You unhandsome teacup of infected buffalo pee
You gruesome sheath of epileptic siamang detritus
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