Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rotten bin of variolous bittern clinkers
You worrisome tableware of scabietic Suffolk egesta
You worrying brazier of veneniferous cone-nose defecation
You unpretty wineskin of unassimilable flying fish flowers
You moving bandolier of miasmal domestic shorthair cat ejectment
You beautiless flasket of gouty platypus perspiration
You grim-faced capsule of toxiferous ounce ordure
You harassing scrotum of contaminated water bug semen
You unlikable davenport of podagric basilisk exudation
You awful corbeil [archit] of scorbutic langur thyroxin
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