Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sharp clothesbasket of miasmatic Welsh collie foam
You hideous jorum of grubby brush wolf salts
You ill-favored caster of teeming silkworm voidance
You uncomfortable labis [eccl] of ulcerous boar spittle
You disagreeable overnight bag of syphilitic hammerhead shark dregs
You odious warming pan of colicky lapwing rheum
You obscene rundlet of podagric merganser ordure
You vile urn of tumorigenic osprey sewerage
You replusive stave basket of unhealthy cassowary rags
You detestable platter of malignant giant ground sloth spew
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