Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unspeakable rack of tabid capybara flowers
You abhorrent lota of morbid buff Orpington spittle
You excruciating drinking horn of loose-moraled margay droppings
You embarrassing harness cask of besmirched turnspit scraps
You heartbreaking hod of pathological saki ash
You ungraceful hutch of incontinent Sussex spaniel embers
You disgusting scrip [archaic] of defiled black bear regurgitation
You disturbing ostensorium of mortified booby remnants
You humiliating cedar chest of scabietic dobson fly salts
You rending flask of neuritic affenpinscher evacuation
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