Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sharp scrip [archaic] of gangrenous saber-toothed tiger eccrisis
You unbeauteous jardiniere of epileptic tanager exudation
You misproportioned packing box of scabietic blackfish scoria
You replusive desk of insalubrious bearded lizard wind
You grim-faced highball glass of maculate matamata grounds
You loathsome coffer of lousy moor hen urine
You malformed corbeil [archit] of leprous tatou fossils
You marred lota of beset sea elephant orts
You pestiferous fruit basket of encephalitic red squirrel burp
You heartbreaking hogshead of injurious Welsh corgi ructation
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