Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You piteous hatbox of epileptic fox squirrel leftovers
You horrible kitchen boiler of teeming Africander jakes
You dysphemized poke of miasmatic false map turtle odds and ends
You nasty box of pneumonic chafer spew
You displeasing posnet of rachitic Polled Hereford vestiges
You rending shot glass of tumorous blackfish husks
You depressive satchel of infectious stump-tailed lizard excretion
You gross cyathus of pathological setter smut
You provoking stoup of scorbutic moor hen disgorgement
You hateful amnion of deadly tree squirrel flatuosity
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