Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ugly sugar spoon of unclean dolphin flux
You noisome hopper of bilious razorbill ejection
You vile Saratoga trunk of rickety goose ca-ca
You pestering scabbard of tumorigenic tuatara drool
You sour schoolbag of consumptive cotton mouse wind
You irking tyg of edematous king snake settlings
You dysphemized sideboard of miasmal chat urine
You oppressive picnic basket of plagued Kodiak bear excretes
You painful tote bag of cancerous pine snake purulence
You grim-faced jeroboam of envenomed Rex cat cinders
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