Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You uglified glass of unwholesome oquassa elimination
You undesirable powder horn of toxic cotton mouse settlings
You noxious washbasket of carcinogenic anthropoid ape dejecta
You mephitic fifth of infected warthog cinders
You unappeteizing schooner of morbific Siamese cat eccrisis
You poignant clothes hamper of grubby koodoo night soil
You displeasing punnet of poisoned ox slabber
You unhandsome liqueur glass of toxiferous albacore emesis
You shapeless sacculus of ulcerous gavial squirt
You distressful coal scuttle of infectious canvasback refuse
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