Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rueful breaker of pleuritic cotton worm precipitates
You sad jorum of miasmatic sergeant fish excrement
You ugly kitchen cabinet of unwholesome Lepisma transudation
You aggravating wineskin of venerate tayra fossils
You unpalatable tableware of loose tuatara offscourings
You unspeakable shell of apoplectic chimney swift flatulence
You sharp bandolier of tumorous Japanese beetle rumps
You shocking powder horn of destructive Basenji dross
You bitter carton of besmirched kissing bug sputum
You dolorific flacon of incontinent sambar dregs
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