Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heavy highboy of abandoned dipper slobber
You dismal platter of wormy cobra de capello voidance
You unenjoyable gallipot of scorbutic redshank eruption
You afflicting hamper of ravaged prairie wolf remnants
You dysphemized bud vase of envenomed Lippizaner scum
You miasmic dessert spoon of variolous llama discharge
You sour wicker basket of rachitic potto scraps
You inelegant valise of diabetic grasshopper sewerage
You dreadful bassinet of carcinogenic takin defecation
You discomforting jorum of cancerous brush deer coprolite
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