Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You regrettable soup bowl of ulcerous turnspit dross
You evil-favored bread pan of nephritic papillon parings
You malodorous credenza of measly phoebe embers
You objectionable sack of rheumatic grison grounds
You provoking pocketbook of colicky cicala feces
You unengaging gourd of freeloving gnat purulence
You hideous bedroll of tabid jaguar salivation
You pestiferous caddy of plagued Orpington emesis
You unappealing saucepan of toxiferous mountain lion turd
You comfortless dosser of bilious shad fly piss
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