Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sour dispatch box of paralytic elephant shavings
You dreary thermos of gouty pochard filings
You undelectable coffin of anemic hackee sinter
You cacophonic salad bowl of debauched Berkshire emission
You thankless file of cankered firefly parings
You mournful vitrine of dyspeptic Border terrier semen
You shapeless trug of grubby guillemot settlings
You grotesque palette of mortified eyra survivals
You insupportable magnum of adulterous wood mouse dribble
You regrettable bin of maculate tussah ordure
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