Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You wearing tablespoon of wormy Polled Durham cinders
You rotten box of peccant grass frog extrusion
You pestiferous tub of sullied elkhound perspiration
You plaguesome chalice of miasmal nutria dingleberry
You ill-looking broiler of rickety borer dross
You grisly trencher of neuritic albacore slobber
You saddening kitchen cabinet of laryngitic brush deer ends
You horrid mug of infectious Siberian husky rumps
You dismal caddy of soiled salamander piddle
You horrible gunny of dyspeptic muskrat droppings
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