Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grim bud vase of insalubrious screech owl sperm
You sharp pottinger of destructive sea bream excreta
You racking diplomatic pouch of leprous borzoi excrement
You annoying spider of miasmic bullfrog scraps
You unappealing bread pan of scabietic sambar ejaculation
You teasing breadbasket of malignant otterhound puke
You sore flasket of poisonous schnauzer squirt
You gross tote bag of malarial butcher bird extrusion
You gruesome buffet of smirched whitetail heaves
You unsightly musette bag of dyspeptic finback dingleberry
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