Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpalatable washtub of variolar sea horse rags
You depressing shelves of besmirched fish hawk saliva
You noisome tankard of neuritic lapin excrement
You deplorable spoon of unwholesome skate sputum
You unengaging chalice of peccant schipperke residuua
You troublesome caisson of malarial caracal ash
You spoiled golf bag of rheumatic coral snake pee
You dreadful broiler of syphilitic caribou coprolite
You poignant honeypot of unhealthy hackney pony remnants
You appalling cake pan of noisome markhor pus
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