Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You obnoxious ewer of scabietic wood owl sweepings
You pestilent cake pan of unassimilable Siberian husky spurt
You harrowing rundlet of tumorous hanuman perspiration
You abhorrent can of gangrenous wood tick sputum
You gross clothespress of injurious chaffinch drivel
You shocking rack of loose-moraled constrictor husks
You grinding pouch of variolous Columbia spit
You troubling demijohn of gouty American saddle horse puke
You fetid packing box of loose Spotted Poland China snot
You oppressive brandy snifter of beset Targhee salivation
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