Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ignoble trug of rheumatic meerkat manure
You humiliating dish of insanitary English bulldog grounds
You hard-featured gravy boat of poisoned fox squirrel turd
You heartsickening clothesbasket of virulent Clydesdale rags
You unbeautiful bundle of gangrened dachshund spurt
You sickening musk bag of miasmic Jersey dejecta
You uninviting closet of tumorous bullhead smut
You depressing bucket of sullied whooper swan froth
You onerous vase of injurious goatfish BO
You ugly piggin of chlorotic pheasant thyroxin
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