Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You repugnant desk of anemic Irish water spaniel ejecta
You displeasing vanity case of debauched prairie dog saliva
You pathetic tankard of pedicular bear purulence
You unalluring carboy of plagued blue fox ejectment
You depressing spittoon of envenomed sage grouse slobber
You unattractive vesicle of tubercular shovel-nose smut
You terrible schooner of contagious pronghorn precipitates
You bothering Toby-jug of illicit Saluki eructation
You crude davenport of innutritious French bulldog flops
You cheerless e´tui of tumorigenic lantern fish clinkers
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