Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You disturbing wok of infective sow bug flatus
You unwelcome noggin of pocky cotton rat hemorrhage
You repulsive clothes hamper of anemic grunion parings
You wearisome broiler of unwholesome bonito sputum
You undelicious blister of maculate bookworm burp
You dolorous monstrance of wanton thrush excreta
You grim-faced sac of infectious Sussex spaniel stubble
You gross shell of adulterous midwife toad salts
You foul tablespoon of pleuritic Merino egestion
You fulsome mazer of noxious hangbird dejecta
https://cheswick.com/insult