Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unaesthetic GI can of infected Campine rumps
You ill-shaped fifth of defiled hoopoe regurgitation
You vexatious broiler of incontinent cat gas
You importunate press of virulent elephant seal slag
You grievous skippet of ulcerous Marco Polo's sheep secretion
You poignant envelope of polluted wapiti rubbish
You beastly bathtub of tainted woodpecker fart
You worrying jorum of neuralgic borzoi filings
You ill-featured vanity case of ratty turtle eccrisis
You mephitic flacon of scrofulous marabou flux
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