Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You nauseating drinking cup of teeming gopher snake autacoid
You mournful calyx of podagric hamster smut
You intolerable gravy boat of impure yellowtail lacrimation
You sad saccus of loose trematode ruins
You importunate scoop of infectious crane urine
You pestilential cannikin of venomous weakfish leftovers
You noisome monstrance of defiled bald eagle night soil
You harassing hip bath of unchaste jackal vestiges
You troublesome breaker of deadly griffon ca-ca
You shapeless bleb of pedicular tree swallow BO
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