Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You obnoxious frail of besmirched wildcat piss
You gross dipper of unchaste alpaca offscourings
You unbeauteous mortarboard of insanitary woolly mammoth spurt
You marred filing box of freeloving Hereford vomition
You unappealing chest of drawers of septic hawk owl dung
You pesky locker of unsanitary spectacled cobra gas
You sour bursa of pneumonic Archangel cat elimination
You consuming piepan of unsalutary tamandua heaves
You tyrannous thermos of plagued hackee crap
You disfigured jerrican of tabetic flicker salivation
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