Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You desolating ashpan of poisoned wireworm leavings
You piteous carton of hydropic petrel drool
You uncomfortable washbasket of mortified rorqual evacuation
You heavy sugar bowl of anemic albatross feculence
You dolorous vesicle of indecent bull snake eructation
You ghastly bread pan of unhygenic shovelhead catfish burp
You dislikable wok of debauched leatherback extrusion
You unsightly schoolbag of wanton blue shark droppings
You torturous game bag of unclean skate detritus
You embarrassing bedroll of poisonous West Highland white terrier stumps
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