Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You irritating hogshead of ravaged German short-haired pointer defecation
You loathsome beaker of envenomed miniature pinscher expulsion
You terrible tucker bag [Austral] of noxious aurochs precipitates
You mephitic portfolio of allergic barbet dregs
You troublesome cellaret of venerate King Charles spaniel vestiges
You frightful housewife of anemic dugong flops
You unlikable decanter of destructive Syrian bear shavings
You sore trash can of infective cavy ejection
You atrocious wok of apoplectic Morgan remains
You disfigured matchbox of toxical barn door skate chips
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