Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dreary envelope of contagious Dolly Varden trout ash
You annoying clothespress of ratty Wessex saddleback feces
You unbearable hopper of innutritious mole flatulence
You abominable cigarette case of polluted coonhound sweepings
You rueful cuspidor of podagric Dalmatian sinter
You mortifying rundlet of infected snowshoe rabbit excreta
You exhausting cannikin of teeming swamp rabbit ends
You distressing fistula of consumptive mealybug flow
You saddening gallipot of carcinogenic tapir pats
You graceless gallbladder of unchaste porgy stool
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