Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heartrending bushel of miasmic Surinam toad fossils
You horrible rummer of communicable jackdaw stumps
You dislikable sound of wanton Shorthorn stubble
You misshapen dessert spoon of gangrened wharf rat feculence
You unpleasant mazer of cankerous yak belch
You woeful bail of morbific skink sputum
You blotted salver of tabetic kestrel droppings
You undelicious punnet of diseased congo snake snot
You miasmal attache´ case of debauched dabchick odds and ends
You pathetic magnum of ulcerous wood owl scraps
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