Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You importunate grip of morbid Southdown coprolith
You deformed secretary of unsanitary pill bug lacrimation
You unsavory plate of chlorotic greylag goose rumps
You foul ashtray of rickety lovebird semen
You consuming blister of unwholesome nutcracker excretes
You depressive money box of besmirched Siamese cat flow
You unpleasing beaker of paralytic sole excrement
You dysphemistic chifforobe of tainted indigo bunting BO
You hideous vitrine of innutritious aphid sialagogue
You tyrannous tray of infested wood rat night soil
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