Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpretty locker of infectious Arabian ejection
You unappealing bladder of mortified muskellunge ejectamenta
You gruesome kibble of sullied Duroc secretion
You affecting silique of rachitic addax discharge
You deformed corbeil [archit] of encephalitic Syrian bear piss
You uncomfortable net of anemic wire-haired terrier sewage
You base picnic basket of neuralgic mudfish evacuation
You unappeteizing amnion of beset cachalot semen
You irritating suitcase of noisome krait flops
You repugnant slop pail of toxiferous pocket rat residue
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