Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You untasteful escritoire of poisonous cachalot extravasation
You comfortless e´tui of luetic monitor shit
You oppressive bin of freeloving veiltail jet
You cacophonous hope chest of ulcerated ringdove offscourings
You marred coffer of mortified fly-catching warbler spout
You sorrowful double boiler of tainted alligator gar diaphoresis
You consuming spade of lousy thrush hemorrhage
You gargoylish creel of pathological rose beetle ruins
You repelling crock of morbid cheetah remains
You grotesque bureau of maculate Maltese autacoid
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