Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sad kettle of miasmal cavy autacoid
You noisome trash can of phthisic sprat odds and ends
You wearisome follicle of hypertensive tiger moth feculence
You cacogenic purse of gangrenous dragon fish drivel
You grim-faced tankard of tubercular lovebird spittle
You poignant clothes hamper of illicit finch dingleberry
You horrid vanity bag of sullied Brussels griffon fart
You malformed caddie bag of infested pilot fish remainders
You dismal boll of defiled cotton worm stubble
You unpretty harness cask of neuritic titmouse effusion
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