Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You crude spoon of unvirginal coati ordure
You thankless dresser of plagued turkey buzzard discharge
You distressful wire basket of unhygenic pilot fish ejaculation
You intolerable jerrican of pneumonic water moccasin heaves
You unspeakable carafe of encephalitic globefish wind
You rending tin can of pestilential locust fart
You grisly vacuum bottle of tainted carp manure
You teasing trencher of allergic boll weevil stubble
You rebarbative tassie [Brit] of scorbutic Arctic hare precipitates
You ugly ostensorium of noxious crake evacuation
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