Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You aggravating file of lousy rock squirrel shavings
You scarecrowish air sac of unclean catamount effluent
You tyrannous vial of variolous planarian fart
You shapeless finger bowl of unsalutary moose egestion
You burdensome wardrobe of gangrened bushmaster gas
You miasmic davenport of defiled carp semen
You unsavory jigger of infested camelopard leftovers
You plaguesome teacup of anemic boll weevil rubbish
You ugly coffer of ravaged auklet egesta
You blotted bin of unhygenic green frog salivation
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