Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You cacogenic snuffbox of arthritic Turk ejecta
You plaguey hatbox of tabetic giant ground sloth scourings
You blemished scrotum of pestilential Tennessee walking horse regurgitation
You heartbreaking jerrican of venerate fox squirrel depositions
You burdensome spittoon of colicky Andalusian grounds
You dolorous saccus of gangrened goat dross
You horrible ashtray of besmirched wolf hemorrhage
You miasmic reliquary of defiled steenbok ash
You unsightly tureen of illicit yellowthroat sialorrhea
You ghastly brandy snifter of scabietic Havana brown cat sediment
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