Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dismal messkit of palsied stone curlew droppings
You painful cell of neuralgic vole sewerage
You undelectable shot glass of unhygenic Chesapeake Bay retriever turd
You plaguey stoup of toxic songbird fossils
You ill-shaped bag of dropsical bluebottle dung
You touching coffee urn of incontinent cassowary stumps
You horrifying firkin of smirched Leghorn stool
You bothersome butt of adulterous hanuman vestiges
You bleak goblet of poisonous scarlet tanager gas
You aggravating sheath of rheumatic jackdaw saliva
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