Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You baneful caddy of infective tapeworm rags
You miasmic carton of wanton buprestid beetle secretion
You unpleasant saccule of dyspeptic killdeer spurt
You depressing pipe of neuritic gallfly cinders
You plaguey china of pestilential sea eagle rumps
You unalluring barrel of incontinent coon spittle
You piteous tea chest of foul bowfin discharge
You cacophonous sleeping bag of encephalitic mackerel autacoid
You plaguing watering can of contaminated bighorn sheep transudation
You mortifying slop pail of malignant chevrotain moraine
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