Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You bothering pipkin of encephalitic firebrat squirt
You harassing caisson of colicky chewink mucus
You marred reed basket of ratty mouse ejectamenta
You grotesque footlocker of polluted bonito slobber
You sorrowful gripsack of rheumatic anteater purulence
You abhorrent basin of neuritic English foxhound chips
You exasperating diplomatic pouch of measly Labrador retriever vomit
You tormenting sideboard of gangrenous daboia scraps
You consuming breadbasket of anemic white Wyandotte flux
You grievous hot-water bottle of veneniferous wood mouse sweat
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