Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You embarrassing follicle of scorbutic guenon autacoid
You horrid shell of measly tern stumps
You harassing nose bag of variolous eelpout sewerage
You despicable spittoon of dyspeptic Irish water spaniel ejecta
You harrowing shelves of tabid wild boar egestion
You ill-favored magazine of unsalutary fallow deer detritus
You ill-proportioned hopper of teeming kangaroo mouse vomition
You heartsickening musette bag of mortified guillemot emission
You consuming brandy snifter of cankerous Panama guano
You nasty locker of veneniferous Shih Tzu saliva
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