Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heavy letter file of malign adder dingleberry
You vexing duffel bag of indecent scup soot
You teasing harness cask of unsalutary English setter dejecta
You horrifying carafe of infected black snake squirt
You tragic wastepaper basket of malarial hawkmoth traces
You fetid palette of debauched hyena orts
You wearisome loculus of poisonous rainbow trout dribble
You execrable snuffbox of sullied Cecropia moth rubbish
You heartbreaking shot glass of wormy tayra flops
You odious catchall of unchaste Rex cat salivation
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