Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You fetid moneybag of unwholesome sea bream ejectamenta
You hard-featured blackjack of unsanitary beaver belch
You miasmic powder box of unhealthy chafer dregs
You plaguesome powder horn of epileptic gavial slabber
You awful housewife of cankered mouse deer debris
You horrible flowerpot of harmful sea elephant offscourings
You tragic dresser of tubercular milk snake gas
You agonizing double boiler of toxiferous Rock Cornish slag
You ill-favored mortarboard of laryngitic bookworm effusion
You regrettable file of unhealthful salmon trout turd
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