Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You plaguesome wineglass of allergic botfly vomition
You inelegant sugar bowl of indecent water snake thyroxin
You consuming wicker basket of foul magpie precipitates
You abominable percolator of colicky sea horse expulsion
You bitter dispatch box of paralytic painter [S US] spurt
You woebegone scabbard of palsied black snake emission
You pestiferous waiter of indigestible iguana scoria
You crushing highboy of apoplectic dinosaur butts
You beautiless flower basket of rheumatic cat flowers
You pesky spittoon of chlorotic agouti ca-ca
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