Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You irritating pottle of septic Irish wolfhound rheum
You sorrowful pan broiler of infectious water bug hemorrhage
You sad bureau of communicable Irish setter filings
You grotesque paten of tubercular alligator snapper emission
You blotted schooper of indecent cachalotXCaffre cat scourings
You detestable schoolbag of neuralgic razorbill mucus
You troublesome can of loose cayman coprolith
You ill-featured escritoire of virulent hellgrammite ca-ca
You uglified moneybag of scrofulous lapin detritus
You dolorogenic silique of tainted cowbird scraps
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