Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You joyless theca of cancerous chat clinkers
You repulsive hod of neuritic baleen whale spew
You grim-faced poke of pleuritic ant lion residue
You discomforting pottinger of poisoned stilt embers
You evil-looking trough of toxicant Lincoln Red fossils
You undelectable washbasin of foul fer-de-lance parings
You grotesque flagon of insalubrious gull manure
You nauseating demitasse of neuralgic white Wyandotte dribble
You irking tucker bag [Austral] of veneniferous Welsh corgi urine
You unpleasant mail pouch of cankerous Japanese beetle barf
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