Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unbearable mortar of unhygenic French bulldog dross
You unlovely gravy boat of tubercular starling hemorrhage
You horrid socket of pocky penguin semen
You bothering bundle of gangrenous Ryeland filings
You disconcerting dipper of unhealthful vole slag
You heartbreaking clothes hamper of insanitary brook trout piss
You insufferable spatula of miasmic Rex cat holdovers
You nasty nose bag of grubby hake ordure
You irritating bathtub of harmful Manx cat waste
You plaguing eggcup of pestilential rock dove autacoid
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