Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You bleak satchel of tubercular moose ends
You unwelcome sea bag of lousy kangaroo mouse excretes
You graceless wire basket of infected guinea fowl deposits
You galling watering can of harmful earthworm spit
You ugly Boston bag of unclean cockchafer remainders
You grotesque coal scuttle of communicable oyster catcher guano
You deformed drinking cup of toxical possum sweat
You cacophonic purse of polluted Shorthorn drivel
You annoying picnic basket of hypertensive gorilla flatus
You unlikable sac of ulcerous purple martin settlings
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