Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sorrowful scrip [archaic] of unvirginal Dandie Dinmont terrier discharge
You unspeakable decanter of toxicant godwit traces
You repulsive till of rachitic Dolly Varden trout remains
You pestilent saccule of hypertensive cotton rat refuse
You monstrous vat of poisoned rhesus dregs
You malodorous cabinet of smirched Hamburg spit
You distressing demijohn of infected Cleveland Bay jakes
You miasmal percolator of noisome Eskimo dog perspiration
You miasmic pillbox of unwholesome ox pus
You moving ashcan of morbific peludo parings
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