Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You disturbing broiler of scorbutic argali feces
You unshapely tableware of beset penguin flops
You wearisome holster of poisonous cicada excrement
You plaguey rundlet of unassimilable prairie fox gas
You ungraceful teapot of wanton sea gull shit
You defaced trash can of plagued coral snake extrusion
You dolorific wire basket of pocky Indian buffalo precipitates
You disagreeable mortar of neuralgic suslik traces
You objectionable scrip [archaic] of malignant gibbon regurgitation
You touching bud vase of consumptive porbeagle slaver
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