Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You misshapen evening bag of unchaste dove holdovers
You replusive Canterbury of besmirched walleye residuua
You bitter packing box of insalubrious pill bug ejectment
You irking water butt of unhygenic Great Pyrenees remains
You grinding shell of mortified jaguar puke
You shocking hot-water bottle of dropsical rhinoceros butts
You dismaying desk of envenomed devilfish hemorrhage
You clumsy locker of veneniferous bream tears
You heartbreaking phial of loose-moraled cocker spaniel evacuation
You thankless tub of plagued blackbird rags
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