Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You abominable bag of phthisic blackcap dregs
You uglified teacup of pocky Shih Tzu ejaculation
You worrying salver of grubby water snake jakes
You dire messkit of rheumatic water spaniel night soil
You pestilent posnet of innutritious brown thrasher diaphoresis
You ill-made trowel of consumptive drosophila sialorrhea
You ignoble rucksack of ratty dachshund expectoration
You pitiable bud vase of noxious whitetail rumps
You unbearable follicle of envenomed mugger squirt
You harsh reed basket of syphilitic toy terrier sweepings
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