Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You abominable shoulder bag of rheumatic hoopoe excretes
You touching cruse of gangrenous lacewing feculence
You base wastepaper basket of measly coelacanth piddle
You gross sacculus of edematous golden retriever chaff
You shapeless vanity case of dyspeptic blind fish precipitations
You unendurable sugar bowl of apoplectic badger dog slag
You beastly air bladder of illicit antelope chipmunk pus
You unalluring hogshead of septic dark Cornish pee
You bitter jeroboam of hydropic lantern fish eruption
You crude cream pitcher of pestilential piranha residuua
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