Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unsavory cruse of unvirginal devilfish sinter
You depressing musette bag of malignant Malinois burp
You unpleasant sleeping bag of harmful electric eel soot
You harassing bindle of bilious proboscis monkey heaves
You misproportioned cage of unassimilable jewfish remainders
You plaguesome whatnot of deadly toy poodle feces
You heartwounding GI can of miasmic killdeer flowers
You pestilential hutch of malign boa extrusion
You nasty saccule of sullied Angora cat cinders
You scarecrowish pipkin of encephalitic Bouvier des Flandres snot
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