Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unbeautiful marsupium of incontinent whooper swan perspiration
You sharp dinner plate of neuralgic colobus ca-ca
You dysphemized tyg of injurious gunnel dingleberry
You exasperating flower basket of rachitic wood owl excretion
You hateful dresser of infected tern piddle
You awful catchall of toxic harbor seal flow
You stinking schooper of noxious wild sheep cinders
You worrying shovel of unhealthful song sparrow squirt
You overburdensome traveling bag of insanitary sand lizard shit
You irritating cabinet of luetic darter refuse
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