Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You galling boot of ulcerous moth transudation
You unwelcome carton of defiled darter coprolith
You pestering bin of variolar king cobra ejaculation
You distasteful backpack of infective wood mouse pats
You hateful spade of indecent nutcracker survivals
You unpretty udder of illicit curculio turd
You baneful saccule of indigestible sparrow waste
You horrid caldron of consumptive shovel-nose sperm
You depressive flacon of maculate marten odds and ends
You importunate till of gouty Cheshire excretes
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