Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You execrable canister of apoplectic Colorado beetle flatus
You ghastly kitchen cabinet of debauched wasp defecation
You heavy scrotum of colicky penguin jakes
You unshapely sideboard of unsanitary addax purulence
You unbeauteous drawer of toxicant shad fly dribble
You uglified shelf of variolar silkworm eccrisis
You undesirable shell of noisome mallard tears
You intolerable mortar of polluted stone fly smut
You vexing vat of illicit marmot hormone
You defaced soupspoon of luetic musk deer vomition
https://cheswick.com/insult