Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You comfortless water butt of loose grison moraine
You ghastly wire basket of lousy boxer settlings
You insupportable bladder of pestilential carp butts
You desolating clothes hamper of palsied Old English sheep dog slaver
You racking coffer of ulcerated lamprey traces
You awkward teapot of rachitic Rocky Mountain goat dejecta
You evil-looking keg of miasmatic firefly offscourings
You terrible pony of pathogenic Bernese mountain dog effusion
You hard-visaged vanity bag of infected milk snake BO
You vexatious socket of venomous buffalo fish salts
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