Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You forbidding dipper of contaminated beetle spurt
You grievous bandolier of apoplectic redstart ejecta
You irksome quiver of impure tarpon flatulence
You nauseating pan broiler of pediculous billbug ordure
You deplorable credenza of insanitary toadfish dribble
You contemptible jar of nephritic alligator snapper odds and ends
You irking tea urn of harmful box turtle piss
You grim-visaged press of deadly fluke manure
You awful vitrine of veneniferous Yorkshire terrier puke
You replusive diplomatic pouch of miasmal nuthatch residuua
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