Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You nasty traveling bag of leprous egret belch
You beastly bread pan of ulcerated amber jack stubble
You deplorable amnion of noxious sable jakes
You annoying double boiler of ravaged bullfrog shit
You unendurable theca of veneniferous jabalina secretion
You unsightly wastebasket of plagued hornet rags
You torturous shoulder bag of unchaste black snake depositions
You dolorous kitchen cabinet of debauched syrphus fly chaff
You consuming scrip [archaic] of ulcerous camel eccrisis
You vexatious caldron of hypertensive sow bug semen
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