Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You torturous chalice of indecent clumber spaniel voidance
You plaguesome vargueno of scorbutic fallow deer dingleberry
You poignant utricle of noisome waxwing heaves
You repellent ashcan of palsied kookaburra refuse
You shapeless tea chest of loose-moraled wren-tit transudation
You ill-shaped casket of laryngitic mammoth scoria
You hard-favored shovel of pleuritic Africander foam
You foul credenza of edematous brook trout guano
You plaguey locker of variolar mule rubbish
You ill-made hogshead of neuralgic curlew BO
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