Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You nauseating caddie bag of luetic Gila monster remnants
You undesirable decanter of mortified wireworm dingleberry
You undelicious punnet of unchaste sea dog hemorrhage
You wearisome carafe of carcinogenic bluebill silt
You baneful mug of unassimilable pangolin drool
You insupportable stoup of polluted Lincoln Red ejecta
You cacophonic ark of injurious hamster flatus
You horrific piggin of venomous anoa scoria
You vexing cannikin of phthisic elephant seal residue
You heartsickening coffer of miasmic lion egesta
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