Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You beautiless magnum of grubby Leicester pats
You insupportable compact of toxicant cachalotXCaffre cat sweepings
You heartwounding wire basket of soiled horse eccrisis
You ill-featured sea bag of rickety papagallo parings
You vexatious chamber pot of chlorotic proboscis monkey drivel
You untasteful demijohn of paralytic hound alluvia
You painful pan broiler of contagious guinea fowl exudation
You clumsy stewpan of illicit muntjac residue
You pathetic folio of unwholesome Appaloosa defecation
You grotesque stomach of ravaged tatou clinkers
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