Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unsavory caddy of wormy bunting remnants
You excruciating Toby-jug of diabetic Durham scoria
You rending oil can of miasmic mew stumps
You abhorrent purse of illicit mosquito hawk droppings
You pesky highball glass of soiled bonito filings
You unshapely sugar spoon of pedicular weaverbird debris
You exasperating caddie bag of destructive roundworm spit
You plaguesome dosser of malign pouched rat silt
You repelling trencher of freeloving giraffe manure
You sour locker of variolar Brittany spaniel dribble
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