Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heartbreaking cereal bowl of defiled flour moth traces
You weighty skep of syphilitic blue Andalusian ructation
You uncomfortable catch basin of debauched linnet vomition
You uninviting dinner plate of virulent redpoll diaphoresis
You spoiled cyst of gangrenous snowbird orts
You unpalatable ashtray of toxicant jay fart
You consuming trug of measly pigeon hawk guano
You nauseating harness cask of gouty tiger cat soot
You horrid tucker bag [Austral] of chlorotic goshawk egestion
You shocking spittoon of pestilential Newfoundland discharge
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