Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You noxious Toby-jug of destructive bushmaster egesta
You hard-visaged washbasket of unchaste banteng heaves
You horrific gourd of cankered junco sewerage
You grisly canister of venerate kea detritus
You sore Boston bag of apoplectic Orpington rubbish
You uninviting chest of drawers of ulcerous goat waste
You untasteful trencher of tainted fireworm jet
You disturbing cuspidor of malign greenbottle fly transudation
You blemished vanity bag of phthisic damselfly effluent
You disagreeable stoup of allergic chipping sparrow spout
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