Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You comfortless kit of morbific black Sumatra sewage
You deformed snuffbox of tumorous poyou froth
You contemptible bandolier of nephritic German shepherd fossils
You plaguesome frail of gouty titmouse sialorrhea
You embarrassing fruit basket of adulterous Plymouth jakes
You unattractive beaker of defiled Shetland dregs
You unenjoyable bureau of diabetic fox terrier moraine
You bothersome fistula of ulcerous bleak sputum
You rueful firkin of communicable peregrine falcon rumps
You horrible liqueur glass of apoplectic frog dejecta
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