Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You malformed reticule of poisonous stinkbug salts
You heartsickening budget [dial] of unhealthful whooper swan vestiges
You evil-favored bindle of injurious buffalo carpet beetle elimination
You ill-proportioned bladder of dyspeptic Charolais ptyalism
You pestilential loving cup of contagious American trotter holdovers
You piteous shell of diseased cottonmouth depositions
You fetid palette of pathological wood rat dung
You irking cone of veneniferous civet cat stool
You ill-made duffel bag of rheumatic mosquito hawk relics
You touching pack sack of neuralgic song sparrow rubbish
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