Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rending boot of chlorotic silverfish stumps
You pathetic e´tui of contaminated bleak smut
You cacophonic cist of hydropic Lippizaner scraps
You undelicious waiter of dyspeptic shrew mole remains
You dolorogenic oil can of colicky Devon sediment
You shocking basin of cankerous bobwhite sinter
You abominable double boiler of consumptive butterfly agama ptyalism
You pesky pitcher of noisome Irish terrier stool
You baneful flowerpot of ravaged chipping sparrow relics
You unbeautiful footlocker of variolar adder drool
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