Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You fetid fruit basket of infested green frog saliva
You displeasing splint basket of neuritic cobra dribble
You tormenting pillbox of diabetic brown thrasher sputum
You bothering tassie [Brit] of contaminated cricket odds and ends
You nasty crane of gouty cockatoo eccrisis
You unattractive fistula of phthisic darter regurgitation
You unlovely vat of encephalitic St. Mark's fly slabber
You plaguesome mortar of pathogenic field mouse thyroxin
You horrendous saccule of cancerous rabbitfish belch
You heavy Saratoga trunk of loose shovelhead shark mucus
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