Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You repulsive closet of consumptive zebra mucus
You depressive trash can of tumorous drill parings
You grim bandolier of pediculous spaniel sweepings
You ill-shaped roaster of scabietic filefish orts
You bleak frying pan of cankerous roosterfish stubble
You heartwounding carpetbag of phthisic horned rattlesnake BO
You lamentable pocketbook of loose-moraled Groenendael holdovers
You galling shovel of tubercular hog-nose snake pats
You bothersome tucker bag [Austral] of syphilitic mantis vomition
You unsightly saddlebag of incontinent mule deer exudation
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