Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You tormenting jug of noisome Corriedale settlings
You fetid money box of variolar King Charles spaniel guano
You woeful dinner pail of syphilitic skunk bear hemorrhage
You racking cyathus of unhealthful entellus excretion
You hateful saddlebag of unassimilable sea cow slabber
You afflictive kitchen boiler of destructive badger ends
You overburdensome barrel of scrofulous lovebird soot
You harsh carryall of carcinogenic veiltail excrement
You afflicting cone of malign guppy emission
You pitiable kit bag of pediculous shipworm puke
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