Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unshapely chifforobe of pleuritic chaffinch sewerage
You onerous labis [eccl] of indecent boarhound defecation
You inelegant portmanteau of poisoned pheasant ash
You grim-visaged hutch of miasmic Virginia deer slag
You torturous ashtray of scabietic bookworm dingleberry
You ill-made bundle of scrofulous water bug drool
You awkward autoclave of diseased pickerel frog feces
You importunate soupspoon of illicit tit grounds
You fetid seedcase of tumorous suslik pats
You depressing kitchen cabinet of ravaged moose saliva
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