Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You tormenting holster of cankered Kodiak bear excretes
You wearing valise of toxic katydid traces
You sickening pod of injurious weasel puke
You dysphemized washbasin of venomous weaverbird crap
You disagreeable ark of syphilitic Afghan hound husks
You worrying casket of dyspeptic domestic shorthair cat pats
You ghastly bushel of tumorous toadfish sewerage
You pitiable bandolier of pocky killer thyroxin
You woeful sitzbath of nephritic giant bass egesta
You bitter kettle of harmful squash bug lacrimation
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