Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You offensive fistula of arthritic glowworm saliva
You sickening tin can of unwholesome caribou spittle
You pathetic Saratoga trunk of rheumatic pine mouse pus
You dismaying cardcase of ratty cheetah precipitates
You ghastly pocketcase of communicable lantern fish ructation
You thankless trowel of apoplectic halibut drivel
You gargoylish creel of grubby globefish regurgitation
You evil-favored washtub of malign caecilian hormone
You bothersome crane of malarial Shorthorn depositions
You distressing gallipot of unhygenic stag beetle ptyalism
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