Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You racking chalice of noisome ling feculence
You discomforting sarcophagus of infected horned owl slaver
You unpleasant watering can of rachitic bleak flops
You woeful briefcase of incontinent blackfish wind
You wearing gravy boat of malign warthog vestiges
You awful scabbard of carcinogenic nematode ejectment
You dreary moneybag of wanton pochard rubbish
You displeasing evening bag of gangrened daboia night soil
You disfigured catchall of scabietic ephemerid emesis
You woebegone drawer of foul elm leaf beetle settlings
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