Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You revolting watering can of miasmal striped bass embers
You ignoble udder of impure mole cricket sputum
You forbidding Saratoga trunk of soiled Border terrier pee
You untasteful sinus of malignant flying fox residue
You uncomely casket of unwholesome billbug ca-ca
You grinding chest of drawers of leprous cheetah effusion
You atrocious trowel of edematous gnat night soil
You comfortless firkin of debauched marten sialagogue
You unappealing bail of communicable Rottweiler sediment
You detestable chamber pot of abandoned lantern fly hormone
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