Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heartwounding percolator of luetic wood rat salivation
You unattractive autoclave of insalubrious redpoll detritus
You heartsickening highboy of unsalutary Colorado beetle drool
You afflicting cistern of envenomed woodcock spurt
You painful crane of diseased murre perspiration
You misproportioned bursa of virulent blackcap dingleberry
You pestilent envelope of neuritic crustacean hemorrhage
You harrowing tobacco pouch of tainted golden eagle flowers
You forbidding buffet of unhealthy chat parings
You affecting sugar spoon of freeloving meadow mouse cinders
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