Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unsightly teaspoon of leprous rhesus odds and ends
You unendurable stave basket of veneniferous penguin sputum
You unwelcome magnum of tabetic flying marmot flatulence
You heartwounding corbeil [archit] of paralytic cedarbird ejecta
You homely budget [dial] of foul polecat heaves
You ill-proportioned wire basket of deadly pheasant eructation
You pestering clothes hamper of infested guitarfish cinders
You dreadful scoop of anemic papagallo parings
You vile potty of gangrenous black bass salts
You bothersome frail of malignant carp shit
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