Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dire hipflask of neuralgic crow leftovers
You touching platter of tumorous Australorp dejecta
You provoking loculus of poisoned gunnel ejecta
You unbearable trowel of morbific cattle egret exudation
You inelegant caddy of variolous jewfish butts
You joyless magazine of wanton trout excrement
You grim-visaged decanter of hydropic teju tears
You gross hip bath of innutritious bear scourings
You regrettable posnet of laryngitic borer extrusion
You plaguey thermos of malignant argala ructation
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