Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dreary stein of palsied wild duck transudation
You sorrowful cruse of defiled nutria puke
You unpleasant bunker of polluted scaup duck hormone
You ill-made packing box of grubby tamandua flowers
You dolorous caisson of unwholesome coot snot
You ungraceful dish of tumorigenic woodworm spittle
You discomforting bureau of rachitic Charbray evacuation
You provoking overnight bag of pestilential gnu silt
You repulsive traveling bag of podagric lammergeier wind
You ill-favored hope chest of dropsical boar traces
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