Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You offensive creamer of pediculous cuckoo flow
You heartwounding cruse of besmirched cushat [Scot] embers
You exhausting rucksack of colicky pintail sediment
You odious moneybag of contagious English cocker spaniel leftovers
You bleak shot glass of laryngitic walleye dung
You ill-featured ammunition box of infested wild sheep husks
You thankless creel of malign panda scoria
You irking watering can of dyspeptic bullhead ends
You galling scyphus of variolar poodle purulence
You dismal schoolbag of paralytic terrapin leavings
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