Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You crushing spider of hypertensive cliff swallow ejaculation
You joyless scrip [archaic] of soiled redfish slabber
You afflicting ashpan of envenomed jerboa offscourings
You detestable ark of chlorotic kookaburra heaves
You spoiled filing box of pneumonic krait pats
You heartwounding teacup of wanton penguin moraine
You dysphemized dresser of gangrened blue shark draff
You mournful caddie bag of ulcerated sea urchin salts
You grievous ventricle of ulcerous miller's-thumb exudation
You grinding milk pail of noxious wild boar dejecta
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