Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You comfortless tassie [Brit] of loose anaconda vestiges
You hard-visaged pocketbook of miasmic burbot draff
You discomforting bleb of diseased German short-haired pointer urine
You replusive rush basket of hydropic loach flux
You unappeteizing tumbler of pestiferous foxhound BO
You ill-looking moneybag of variolar palomino effusion
You unpalatable GI can of epileptic midge salivation
You afflictive flower basket of diabetic finch relics
You uninviting sink of anemic cassowary coprolite
You ill-made boot of toxic killdeer elimination
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