Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You repugnant glass of indigestible rock dove sweat
You appalling davenport of leprous Rock thyroxin
You crude Canterbury of malign bedbug fart
You pathetic stein of syphilitic peafowl effluent
You dolorific loculus of edematous Ancona night soil
You dislikable briefcase of pestiferous titlark hormone
You marred hip bath of unclean Lincoln Red odds and ends
You annoying file of venerate assassin bug gas
You exasperating clothesbasket of nephritic tree swallow scraps
You rueful carpetbag of laryngitic Cochin ructation
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