Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heinous bowl of infested tree squirrel feces
You blemished saucer of rickety polar fox sputum
You galling schoolbag of ulcerous wild ass dejecta
You aggravating lowboy of allergic Langshan smut
You misbegotten breaker of measly mockingbird regurgitation
You dreadful schooner of gangrenous guinea pig slabber
You vexing china of insanitary ferret slaver
You worrying flight bag of unhealthy salmon trout ructation
You dismal wok of incontinent weevil emission
You marred closet of loose Longhorn sinter
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