Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You exasperating tyg of septic octopus ejectamenta
You evil-looking glasses of injurious whippoorwill flatus
You uncomely pony of communicable West Highland white terrier scraps
You agonizing gripsack of gangrened gorilla sialorrhea
You crushing jardiniere of podagric brown trout expulsion
You heartrending skep of toxiferous wren-tit alluvia
You painful vitrine of ulcerous Plantation walking horse grounds
You lamentable quiver of deadly bittern eructation
You misshapen coffin of insalubrious fox terrier vomit
You miasmic tureen of measly sparrow jet
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