Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrendous sac of gouty Belted Galloway spout
You unshapely press of soiled Alsatian ends
You inelegant bureau of ulcerous polecat scraps
You awful trowel of pestilential retriever chips
You worrisome bundle of pleuritic tuna burp
You comfortless housewife of pneumonic kingfisher pee
You woebegone dispatch box of pestiferous bank swallow survivals
You unspeakable noggin of infectious fer-de-lance voidance
You regrettable dinner plate of neuritic Norfolk spaniel sialorrhea
You unhandsome compact of toxic Chihuahua emesis
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