Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You mournful bud vase of loose gopher snake piss
You abominable finger bowl of unhygenic elkhound salivation
You uglified bail of envenomed tsine tears
You deplorable coal scuttle of poisoned cockatoo sediment
You marred dinner pail of rachitic rhesus sialagogue
You hideous bucket of foul house martin egesta
You unpretty monstrance of malign proboscis monkey remains
You grinding budget [dial] of unchaste sea mew extrusion
You tiresome puncheon of soiled Russian blue cat fart
You ugly teaspoon of miasmal ounce autacoid
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