Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You exhausting whatnot of peccant rorqual burp
You joyless file of abandoned buff Orpington evacuation
You embarrassing clothesbasket of indecent puffer moraine
You saddening coffin of defiled loach depositions
You dolorous legume of scabietic curculio ejecta
You heinous trowel of phthisic electric fish spittle
You importunate sheath of sullied Afghan hound shit
You unenjoyable sugar bowl of dropsical saber-toothed tiger residue
You foul net of neuralgic marabou dingleberry
You crushing milk pail of harmful puli slobber
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