Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You repelling canteen of unassimilable Lhasa apso filings
You dysphemized kilderkin of insalubrious saki stool
You nauseating vitrine of indecent jumping mouse excretion
You rueful hopper of scrofulous kittiwake jet
You aggravating chest of drawers of teeming tiger cat pats
You cheerless tassie [Brit] of beset blackcap jakes
You oppressive letter file of deadly monitor emission
You dislikable hatbox of ravaged orangutan feculence
You homely flacon of hydropic German wire-haired pointer dung
You pathetic caldron of scorbutic hippopotamus coprolite
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