Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You repelling dispatch box of unvirginal Shorthorn sperm
You shocking shot glass of infested brook trout scoria
You rebarbative tallboy of scrofulous fulmar foam
You poignant vanity bag of miasmal sable antelope urine
You sour sugar bowl of septic borzoi stool
You crude urn of edematous mud hen crap
You lamentable hatbox of encephalitic rose beetle turd
You excruciating nose bag of sullied cowbird dribble
You scarecrowish filing box of beset kestrel ejectamenta
You embarrassing chalice of chlorotic grasshopper mouse hemorrhage
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