Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unsavory trunk of poisonous tumblebug sewerage
You spoiled flacon of unhealthful burbot leavings
You exhausting cannikin of noisome green turtle sweat
You unspeakable jeroboam of pathogenic sea elephant fart
You grisly finger bowl of paralytic quarter horse shit
You humiliating gallipot of tubercular Aberdeen Angus husks
You cacophonic caddie bag of dropsical Russian blue cat exudation
You embarrassing shell of podagric white fox ejecta
You unbeauteous bladder of pathological sable antelope waste
You pestering broiler of deadly swift flops
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