Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You bitter jerrican of rheumatic platypus stubble
You teratic poke of cancerous sea trout egesta
You evil-looking frail of veneniferous herring hog moraine
You grim keg of venerate Chesapeake Bay retriever sewerage
You misbegotten punch bowl of unhygenic gannet hormone
You sharp plate of unsanitary possum scourings
You painful escritoire of epileptic bull snake eccrisis
You heartsickening potty of pestiferous skink chaff
You onerous cyst of toxic pig ruins
You heavy sac of infectious mole sinter
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