Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You shocking haversack of septic buffalo wolf dejecta
You piteous decanter of cankerous clumber spaniel voidance
You unpleasing duffel bag of scorbutic karakul feculence
You horrid ashtray of unhygenic carcajou foam
You crude trash can of adulterous grass frog eruption
You poignant briefcase of sullied box turtle odds and ends
You cacophonic gourd of pediculous angwantibo sewerage
You evil-looking boll of teeming Dexter stubble
You rueful shot glass of defiled American water spaniel smut
You dolorogenic vitrine of deadly warbler barf
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