Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unspeakable demitasse of pathological Gila monster dregs
You mortifying ditty bag of peccant urus stumps
You regrettable pail of infectious zoril fossils
You grinding caddie bag of variolar bush wren secretion
You vexing tablespoon of neuritic fly tears
You unattractive cedar chest of polluted Eskimo dog voidance
You afflictive pocketbook of diabetic crane rumps
You scarecrowish trowel of arthritic wildebeest clinkers
You replusive shelf of toxic Manx cat ca-ca
You ill-shaped bassinet of contagious schnauzer salts
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