Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unaesthetic sacculus of toxiferous porcupine ash
You fulsome teakettle of phthisic Kodiak bear puke
You dismal butt of contaminated squash bug pee
You undelectable dresser of cancerous raccoon expectoration
You bitter pillbox of unhealthy Manx cat piss
You grotesque bowl of tabetic goby fart
You clumsy bread pan of infested langur dejecta
You uglified cancelli of colicky Tamworth spit
You exasperating vanity bag of infected midwife toad ca-ca
You noxious eggcup of neuritic pilot fish eruption
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