Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You misbegotten ventricle of insalubrious cachalot settlings
You disturbing kitchen cabinet of miasmatic West Highland excreta
You irksome vasculum of lousy Cheshire hemorrhage
You ill-favored thermos of unsanitary English cocker spaniel remains
You dismaying escritoire of insanitary tern dross
You poignant cruet of toxicant pilchard purulence
You consuming reed basket of variolous constrictor egestion
You uncomfortable rush basket of septic skunk bear barf
You bleak flasket of injurious globefish coprolith
You misshapen clothes hamper of loose tortoise spout
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