Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You irking catch basin of plagued yellowthroat foam
You ungraceful potty of miasmatic mosquito hawk stool
You unbeauteous press of laryngitic shovelhead catfish turd
You heavy pail of cankerous spoonbill ejectamenta
You afflictive decanter of poisoned fallow deer chaff
You ill-shaped cereal bowl of venenous devilfish excreta
You wearing trough of rickety frog flatulence
You painful nose bag of anemic Pallas's cat elimination
You unappeteizing jigger of unhealthful Shropshire scum
You vile tin can of wanton stag beetle urine
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