Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You uninviting silique of infected sheldrake feculence
You odious jerrican of innutritious jackrabbit ructation
You distressful bunker of unvirginal martin turd
You cheerless harness cask of destructive yellow jacket elimination
You mournful housewife of miasmic aphid scum
You spoiled pocketbook of hydropic burbot snot
You uncomely folio of pathological bat stubble
You unlovely loving cup of arthritic filefish spittle
You comfortless reliquary of injurious towhee ejecta
You tiresome dinner plate of incontinent sika sinter
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