Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You cacophonous finger bowl of wanton woodworm sputum
You pesky teakettle of unsanitary Yorkshire terrier vomit
You heartwounding golf bag of pathological guenon residue
You plaguey flask of morbific cottonmouth extravasation
You ill-featured bedroll of maculate gray fox froth
You overburdensome tobacco pouch of gouty tiger cat effusion
You plaguing firkin of phthisic torpedo fish heaves
You cheerless pipkin of loose cone-nose dejecta
You unshapely warming pan of deadly mink flow
You consuming footlocker of leprous blind fish dribble
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