Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heavy jigger of unsalutary paddlefish orts
You teratic skep of chlorotic dolphin manure
You disfigured kibble of unhealthful sidewinder autacoid
You wearisome hipflask of colicky Cecropia moth ca-ca
You rotten dustpan of contagious sea perch filings
You unpretty breadbasket of incontinent avocet burp
You tormenting loculus of neuritic foumart flatulence
You beautiless teacup of infectious tsine effluent
You hard-favored salad bowl of polluted steelhead flowers
You hard-visaged filing box of indigestible English bulldog holdovers
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