Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hard-visaged hamper of epileptic rose beetle ptyalism
You detestable potty of allergic Thian Shan sheep cinders
You piteous drinking horn of nephritic Doberman pinscher exudate
You embarrassing coal scuttle of cancerous sea turtle survivals
You repulsive brandy snifter of veneniferous Scottish deerhound detritus
You unpretty bureau of incontinent whistler flow
You galling slop pail of diseased giant schnauzer regurgitation
You cacophonic jardiniere of injurious Ryeland grounds
You importunate locker of grubby slow-worm ejecta
You ill-featured washbasin of abandoned Welsh collie residue
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