Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You wearisome footlocker of pedicular carabao barf
You execrable caddie bag of lousy sheldrake sediment
You unenjoyable vanity case of pocky cedarbird shavings
You cacophonic firkin of incontinent kit fox debris
You dysphemistic jerrican of unhealthful krait vestiges
You malodorous sac of morbific spaniel jakes
You depressive demijohn of rachitic horned viper pus
You uninviting shoulder bag of soiled fly-catching warbler sperm
You horrible slop pail of toxical dolphin odds and ends
You distressing terrine of teeming snout beetle evacuation
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