Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ugly flacon of indecent shoveler sweat
You abhorrent wire basket of grubby camel spout
You pitiable grip of neuritic anthropoid ape embers
You ill-featured cedar chest of encephalitic large white excretes
You distressing scrotum of sullied binturong barf
You wearisome wineglass of impure dugong shavings
You horrible potty of scrofulous glass snake stool
You mournful flasket of infectious dingo remainders
You unlovely hipflask of unchaste alpaca piddle
You disagreeable tablespoon of cankerous condor stubble
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