Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You noxious davenport of foul snout beetle hormone
You beastly thermos of indigestible brush turkey stool
You mournful schooper of venerate sprat snot
You annoying splint basket of toxiferous shiner eructation
You depressive bursa of grubby Chihuahua remainders
You unlikable broiler of toxic hoopoe emesis
You bothersome breaker of ulcerous imperial mammoth deposits
You unshapely caddy of podagric Leghorn dregs
You inelegant jorum of rachitic rat snake flowers
You unsavory coal scuttle of polluted Merino sediment
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