Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You depressing net of gangrenous Belgian hare drool
You tormenting pocketcase of cancerous flying squirrel scourings
You aggravating scrotum of palsied leopard drivel
You unpleasing mazer of ulcerous hobby remainders
You mephitic horn of miasmic cobia saliva
You unlovely sleeping bag of epileptic giant ground sloth hemorrhage
You misshapen saddlebag of septic croaker refuse
You grotesque cyathus of rachitic tsetse fly fossils
You beautiless footlocker of unhealthy Ayrshire slobber
You disfigured jerrican of scabietic hog-nose snake piss
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