Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grim can of neuralgic dinosaur refuse
You pestilent silique of chlorotic bat urine
You ill-proportioned beer glass of illicit dog butts
You exhausting potty of venomous marmoset scum
You plaguey spittoon of variolar false map turtle heaves
You dysphemistic catch basin of measly potto dross
You cacogenic sauce boat of soiled entellus ejectamenta
You troubling hogshead of malignant lammergeier traces
You unpleasant crucible of morbid Barbary ape pats
You dolorogenic carton of mortified Shire emission
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