Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You wearing stewpan of rheumatic antelope chipmunk sewerage
You horrifying sink of poisonous lake trout crap
You grim-visaged trowel of beset paddlefish fossils
You cacophonous follicle of pleuritic alligator soot
You pestering hope chest of cankered musk-ox effusion
You pathetic waiter of foul asp defecation
You distressing GI can of paralytic polar fox precipitations
You mortifying socket of grubby frigate bird alluvia
You agonizing sacculus of unhygenic Rock Cornish exudation
You shapeless bursa of veneniferous burro piddle
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