Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You displeasing stoup of wanton crane fly effluent
You excruciating closet of adulterous tree shrew snot
You stinking carryall of bilious flying gurnard chaff
You unsavory flowerpot of paralytic bison transudation
You unpretty casket of plagued Welsh collie purulence
You appalling knapsack of pathogenic duck wind
You unpleasing vat of noisome squash bug sputum
You evil-looking caddie bag of loose-moraled kingbird excretion
You undelectable magazine of harmful peafowl spittle
You cacophonic cist of scabietic Polled Hereford fart
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