Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You obscene salad bowl of neuritic right whale scraps
You ill-favored kitchen cabinet of virulent lion sinter
You ill-looking kettle of pedicular white giant salts
You dysphemistic desk of unsalutary Ancona sweat
You hard-visaged spider of luetic whippoorwill clinkers
You bleak vacuum bottle of teeming quetzal secretion
You troublesome coffeepot of pathological Shetland waste
You desolating highboy of unassimilable bonefish feculence
You revolting tub of diseased West Highland white terrier remainders
You forbidding tableware of venerate baleen whale flowers
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