Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You uncomely pod of indigestible bobolink excrement
You sharp vanity bag of abandoned Wessex saddleback diaphoresis
You cacogenic caddie bag of venenous jackal extrusion
You piteous washbasin of edematous trematode flow
You malformed kibble of lousy Groenendael scum
You importunate chiffonier of unvirginal filefish waste
You sour punch bowl of gangrened cicala scourings
You unbeautiful fistula of toxical sambar droppings
You fetid sack of allergic Norwegian elkhound residue
You tyrannous porringer of tumorigenic chinchilla odds and ends
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