Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rueful vase of unchaste wood owl extravasation
You piteous boot of tumorigenic Narragansett pacer relics
You offensive shot glass of laryngitic Leghorn ca-ca
You fetid mortarboard of paralytic speckled Sussex silt
You dysphemistic beaker of tainted wheatear eruption
You base cardcase of unsalutary skink pus
You blemished calabash of soiled puff adder sialagogue
You untasteful bread pan of veneniferous loris evacuation
You plaguing teapot of poisoned wild sheep stumps
You awkward dustpan of loose-moraled whitefish vomit
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