Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unwelcome picnic basket of pedicular elkhound belch
You miasmal cyst of contaminated miller's-thumb flatulence
You discomforting portmanteau of ravaged tuatara slabber
You unbeautiful hatbox of soiled sardine cinders
You misproportioned socket of injurious redbird chips
You mournful kettle of toxical macaw drool
You dysphemistic bassinet of besmirched timber wolf elimination
You untasteful coffee cup of virulent Wensleydale dross
You shocking skillet of malignant Jersey eructation
You unspeakable ashpan of communicable triggerfish precipitations
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