Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You scarecrowish spatula of epileptic alligator scraps
You painful grip of unhygenic cuckoo saliva
You heartrending poke of unsanitary bassarisk butts
You fetid tucker bag [Austral] of hypertensive blue Orpington puke
You sour jeroboam of tabid Corriedale dung
You moving reliquary of wanton black bear eruption
You evil-favored boot of measly blowfly silt
You comfortless urn of wormy American foxhound ejaculation
You wearisome pony of infectious bandicoot excreta
You depressing tassie [Brit] of ulcerous chow sinter
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