Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You monstrous drawer of consumptive nightingale semen
You contemptible wok of measly American quarter horse rags
You oppressive puncheon of paralytic English toy spaniel eccrisis
You grim sugar spoon of ulcerated manul leavings
You insufferable shot glass of pestilential Japanese spaniel waste
You displeasing tub of malignant weaverbird debris
You plaguesome washbasket of luetic lake trout scoria
You mortifying flask of pestiferous shrew soot
You hard-favored tyg of gouty horned viper feculence
You dysphemistic drinking horn of hypertensive mantis ejecta
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