Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You vexatious backpack of encephalitic gadfly clinkers
You aggravating carpetbag of teeming elephant seal eruption
You oppressive tin can of toxic barn swallow fart
You sour flower bowl of apoplectic burro deer sweat
You abominable coffee cup of pneumonic green frog perspiration
You forbidding posnet of venerate anaconda residuua
You shapeless scoop of cankerous hawkmoth feculence
You horrible wok of foul ringdove elimination
You grim butt of grubby dung beetle foam
You rueful pericarp of venenous woodchuck ends
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