Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You exasperating sarcophagus of phthisic armyworm detritus
You tyrannous bundle of toxic silver salmon coprolith
You irking cyst of tabid Chester White sweepings
You heartwounding tablespoon of smirched burro deer diaphoresis
You joyless handbag of innutritious Romney barf
You bothersome puncheon of miasmic bandicoot pee
You troublesome shelves of harmful erne eructation
You worrying powder horn of toxicant hammerhead shark flatus
You shocking jigger of indigestible Angora goat tears
You unpalatable schooper of foul kingfish ejaculation
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