Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hard-visaged ditty bag of envenomed crane fly rubbish
You uncomfortable ostensorium of pocky bluebill stubble
You piteous crock of pleuritic leopard refuse
You ill-made rucksack of edematous beagle scourings
You awful corbeil [archit] of injurious wild goat ejecta
You detestable chifforobe of rachitic vole residuua
You ill-featured catch basin of diseased glutton holdovers
You irking bandbox of poisonous brown thrasher rumps
You unsavory vesicle of ulcerous silver fox moraine
You plaguey paten of pestilential Scottish terrier manure
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