Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dire flacon of syphilitic bollworm stubble
You dysphemized rundlet of toxiferous fireworm expectoration
You beautiless cell of insanitary marlin excretes
You bothersome teacup of laryngitic collie chaff
You overburdensome hutch of consumptive butterfly agama autacoid
You noxious billfold of virulent English bulldog effluent
You ungainly tinderbox of unwholesome hog-nose snake remainders
You repulsive drawer of ravaged magpie pats
You miasmal crock of tumorous jennet ca-ca
You horrifying seedcase of edematous spitz droppings
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