Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dreary desk of gouty toy spaniel leftovers
You woeful saucepan of gangrened horned rattlesnake coprolith
You unendurable shot glass of podagric Arctic hare flatulence
You unbearable kitchen boiler of adulterous seal survivals
You ungraced caddie bag of edematous humpback extrusion
You odious kit bag of rheumatic coati leavings
You disconcerting bushel of mortified pocket rat belch
You misshapen tallboy of lousy foxhound dregs
You heinous chifforobe of beset steenbok excrement
You intolerable ewer of pathogenic hamadryad spit
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