Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pesky punnet of arthritic Great Pyrenees slobber
You bitter percolator of contaminated polecat ejection
You unbeauteous kettle of grubby hare piddle
You humiliating wastepaper basket of maculate tatou peba ejectamenta
You beastly billy of malign skink voidance
You pestering bucket of syphilitic ibex droppings
You heartsickening kitchen cabinet of unsalutary Houdan chaff
You heinous shoulder bag of insalubrious alligator hormone
You desolating overnight bag of veneniferous camelopard detritus
You dysphemized tallboy of noisome borer residuua
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