Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You onerous wardrobe of toxicant spectacled cobra dross
You repulsive trough of morbific jackrabbit embers
You defaced davenport of miasmic buzzard scum
You unendurable evening bag of nephritic fer-de-lance egesta
You sad broiler of insanitary locust vomition
You pestiferous vesicle of infected cockroach ruins
You disagreeable tumbler of variolous thrasher butts
You stinking file of toxic darter eruption
You unappeteizing kettle of septic blue Orpington sediment
You undelectable bandolier of injurious puli scraps
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