Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You repellent tray of defiled macaw egesta
You base matchbox of gangrenous barbet vestiges
You awkward creamer of cankered bushmaster tears
You beastly traveling bag of injurious creeper ejection
You sorrowful pipkin of tainted earworm expectoration
You deplorable e´tui of syphilitic wood mouse flow
You awful portfolio of poisoned tree frog ordure
You heinous stave basket of palsied mastiff dung
You irksome wallet of veneniferous jay egestion
You unlovely saccus of unsalutary bullhead flowers
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