Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unhandsome wallet of morbific shrew mole settlings
You repelling salad bowl of rheumatic polecat defecation
You uncomfortable handbag of peccant razorbill leavings
You disconcerting sinus of dropsical gunnel shit
You rueful corbeil [archit] of malignant spitz flatus
You embarrassing reliquary of poisonous webworm waste
You deplorable water butt of destructive soft-shelled turtle butts
You dismaying chamber pot of impure caddis fly effusion
You beautiless garbage can of edematous vole slobber
You unpalatable bag of besmirched redpoll excreta
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