Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dysphemized catchall of epileptic rock dove ca-ca
You ill-made handbag of dropsical sea urchin tears
You dire moneybag of beset lantern fish belch
You gross beaker of miasmal aphid scourings
You unsightly shovel of pathological Newfoundland exudation
You sorrowful hopper of scorbutic capercaillie flatus
You mephitic frail of hypertensive sea lion egestion
You racking liqueur glass of unhealthful goby flow
You untasteful salver of palsied narwhal dung
You plaguesome coal scuttle of unsanitary black snake ructation
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