Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hateful trug of pneumonic adder eccrisis
You despicable jardiniere of poisoned grunion orts
You onerous caldron of paralytic cocker spaniel survivals
You piteous highball glass of hydropic moccasin vomition
You rending portmanteau of malarial beluga leftovers
You blemished pannikin of deadly woodchuck semen
You mournful pack sack of arthritic pigeon emission
You bothersome coffin of infested water bug lacrimation
You blotted slop pail of insalubrious gorilla alluvia
You desolating liqueur glass of adulterous capybara remains
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