Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unspeakable vargueno of venenous Sussex spaniel chips
You unwelcome tub of pediculous cowbird leavings
You unpalatable gourd of gangrenous Cashmere goat ash
You unengaging drum of neuritic Egyptian cat scoria
You deformed lowboy of debauched mandrill sialagogue
You crude bidet of illicit panda egesta
You desolating caddy of peccant apar expectoration
You pitiable coal scuttle of phthisic botfly extrusion
You galling canister of colicky murre gas
You mournful eggcup of teeming tiger cat jakes
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