Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You foul calabash of pleuritic field mouse sputum
You ill-proportioned cyathus of infective teal fart
You bothersome barrel of innutritious woodpecker emesis
You distressful salver of phthisic timber wolf effusion
You gruesome tote bag of edematous pickerel frog elimination
You galling cereal bowl of infectious shark feces
You discomforting mortar of teeming flatfish droppings
You rotten cardcase of ulcerous cockatoo hemorrhage
You torturous hope chest of venenous otterhound emission
You depressing beaker of scorbutic eider extrusion
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