Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You shapeless gunny of incontinent Durham flux
You unpalatable noggin of ravaged rattlesnake ejecta
You ill-looking messkit of malignant caracal puke
You deplorable fruit basket of morbific tern residue
You tragic jug of veneniferous fool duck excreta
You pathetic mail pouch of anemic elk burp
You detestable platter of pneumonic jewfish eccrisis
You disfigured creel of noxious porbeagle ends
You ill-proportioned wineglass of dyspeptic manta shavings
You grinding sideboard of edematous serval leftovers
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