Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You touching coffee urn of besmirched Scottish deerhound waste
You deformed chamber pot of maculate marlin disgorgement
You unappeteizing crib of malignant hermit thrush ejaculation
You harassing wallet of consumptive mudfish effluent
You moving wardrobe of smirched gyrfalcon scraps
You hateful boodle bag of defiled tench defecation
You affecting bag of adulterous lantern fish relics
You gargoylish cistern of unchaste Scottish blackface coprolite
You regrettable jar of illicit pompano egestion
You lamentable butt of impure dipper regurgitation
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