Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unalluring firkin of unhealthy German wire-haired pointer residue
You offensive spade of insalubrious tit cinders
You execrable washtub of chlorotic right whale slag
You embarrassing bin of lousy speckled trout draff
You gross breaker of impure sturgeon deposits
You noxious drinking cup of smirched kaama [Africa] feculence
You cacophonic clothes hamper of pneumonic tautog tears
You repelling magnum of tabid chub vestiges
You pathetic coffin of toxicant mako shark remains
You affecting GI can of syphilitic black bass embers
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