Insult code by Ron Hardin.
Each entry has about 42 bits of randomness. Queries are not recorded. Randomness is probably as good as the random resource in the operating system.
You unbeauteous tassie [Brit] of indecent snapper ordure
You dysphemistic press of rachitic pine mouse coprolith
You detestable bindle of venomous marabou extrusion
You rotten flask of paralytic Ancona sialagogue
You pestiferous pillbox of dyspeptic urial droppings
You deplorable skillet of destructive hippopotamus dung
You gargoylish shelves of toxicant Morgan manure
You cacophonous bassinet of unhygenic guinea fowl expulsion
You ungainly cancelli of syphilitic eagle flops
You harsh sewing basket of besmirched ephemerid turd
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