Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heartrending rush basket of septic Wensleydale residue
You ungraced blackjack of wanton bighorn sheep jet
You unpleasant dishpan of indecent saddle horse coprolith
You unalluring purse of illicit black Spanish smut
You repellent holdall of malign Russell's viper precipitates
You monstrous honeypot of communicable pointer sweepings
You baneful tea chest of venerate ibex spew
You worrying flower basket of defiled Charolais draff
You miasmic magazine of maculate scup rheum
You bleak briefcase of veneniferous kittiwake coprolite
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