Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pathetic can of unwholesome Abyssinian cat sperm
You touching whatnot of hydropic Pekingese moraine
You obnoxious desk of cancerous goby fart
You dismal knapsack of cankered otter exudation
You heartwounding matchbox of unhealthy stickleback ejection
You mephitic quiver of tumorigenic mavis detritus
You graceless barrel of apoplectic pocket gopher dross
You irking reticule of venenous takin rheum
You misshapen beaker of laryngitic cobia hemorrhage
You unalluring wastebasket of loose-moraled sparrow hawk drivel
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