Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You wearing game bag of pestiferous eel discharge
You marred bundle of pediculous gannet dingleberry
You blotted punch bowl of pleuritic torpedo fish manure
You unpalatable keg of debauched agama eruption
You abominable kitchen cabinet of variolous Brahma defecation
You mephitic sack of contaminated gavial slag
You miasmal diplomatic pouch of toxic gallfly leavings
You galling sideboard of luetic crocodile jakes
You scarecrowish reticule of variolar curlew vestiges
You disgusting reed basket of colicky fulmar ca-ca
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