Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You worrying flowerpot of abandoned cutlass fish depositions
You miasmal hod of unassimilable Belgian sheep dog coprolith
You horrific bowl of contaminated gopher snake dejecta
You grim till of miasmatic chigoe orts
You blemished cigarette case of toxicant mackerel ejectamenta
You worrisome pannikin of besmirched partridge puke
You saddening letter file of ratty swamp rabbit urine
You wearying reed basket of diabetic ling sinter
You shocking cannikin of infectious cardinal spout
You nasty carryall of gangrened guib slobber
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