Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrendous jeroboam of toxicant Clydesdale terrier regurgitation
You weighty canteen of paralytic yellowbird sweat
You shocking dish of tabetic Lincoln sewage
You deformed stoup of encephalitic Polled Hereford foam
You repelling dinner pail of miasmic sunfish lacrimation
You repellent cabinet of syphilitic ladybug vomit
You unspeakable vesicle of scrofulous brook trout cinders
You joyless mortarboard of ulcerous cockchafer slag
You grisly legume of pleuritic silkworm sputum
You moving bushel of wanton civet cat stumps
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