Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unshapely sewing basket of nephritic pelican gas
You malodorous vasculum of unhealthful Scottish deerhound excrement
You ugly pottle of ratty Rex cat effusion
You grim-faced magnum of encephalitic wild goat flowers
You monstrous cannikin of venomous swine eruption
You ungraceful jardiniere of infectious caddis fly expulsion
You cacophonous dresser of soiled Tamworth disgorgement
You teratic canteen of destructive bonnet monkey ordure
You disgusting hopper of laryngitic zebra emission
You crude liqueur glass of carcinogenic turnspit holdovers
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