Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You forbidding sinus of allergic cougar rubbish
You pitiable biggin of unwholesome sucker hormone
You uglified dresser of podagric water dog eccrisis
You harsh corbeil [archit] of maculate guenon flow
You insupportable skillet of toxiferous catfish detritus
You sore kettle of rachitic coypu draff
You tyrannous hipflask of communicable Old English sheep dog ejecta
You sorrowful bushel of palsied krait secretion
You misbegotten tea chest of variolar white Plymouth Rock grounds
You inelegant shot glass of unassimilable Cashmere goat salts
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