Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You spoiled ark of teeming chicken hawk dross
You miasmal schooner of unsalutary aoudad purulence
You deformed demitasse of apoplectic chamois ejecta
You marred barracks bag of pocky horned rattlesnake exudation
You abominable box of insalubrious Weimaraner sialorrhea
You hard-featured bread pan of infested scorpion fly slag
You graceless saddlebag of malignant stump-tailed lizard embers
You ill-looking bedroll of unhealthy cobra de capello flops
You tiresome saccus of pneumonic cockatoo droppings
You revolting cabinet of ulcerous alligator gar scoria
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