Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You malformed briefcase of ulcerated groundhog stool
You loathsome platter of pestilential Southdown scum
You excruciating hopper of bilious sprig filings
You unappeteizing chest of drawers of gangrenous silverfish precipitations
You fulsome schooper of luetic Hamburg gas
You beautiless gripsack of arthritic German shepherd pee
You wearisome hatbox of miasmic Rhodesian ridgeback spittle
You awful washbasket of cancerous Brown Swiss stumps
You poignant terrine of unhygenic Russian wolfhound butts
You stinking Saratoga trunk of variolar boa flux
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