Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heartrending carafe of nephritic housefly flops
You gargoylish drawer of destructive coyote pats
You bitter dosser of virulent flour moth ordure
You noisome tobacco pouch of defiled ptarmigan soot
You obnoxious ark of innutritious peludo sperm
You sickening drinking cup of contagious binturong sediment
You vexatious gunny of communicable chevrotain ca-ca
You troubling decanter of wanton fool duck lacrimation
You irking packet of beset titmouse survivals
You regrettable cuspidor of infected cow excretion
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