Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heartwounding mug of pathogenic aardwolf rags
You discomforting quiver of peccant Plymouth sialorrhea
You homely caddy of consumptive Croton bug autacoid
You dismaying tin can of debauched mallard scum
You monstrous percolator of neuritic wombat eructation
You misproportioned vitrine of pneumonic nighthawk flatuosity
You desolating calabash of sullied ladybug grounds
You uglified saccus of venerate pill bug draff
You misbegotten dipper of unwholesome mute swan piddle
You weighty pocket flask of pathological barbel filings
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