Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You malodorous rundlet of malignant dark Cornish dribble
You deformed evening bag of miasmic Arctic hare draff
You woeful vase of infectious aoudad barf
You marred vargueno of pathogenic blowfish diaphoresis
You miasmal snuffbox of incontinent hippopotamus foam
You disconcerting Canterbury of pedicular roadrunner stubble
You painful brandy snifter of arthritic Siamese cat egesta
You unlovely air bladder of debauched porbeagle ruins
You shocking warming pan of unsalutary anteater butts
You grotesque rush basket of leprous ray emesis
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