Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You malformed credenza of tabid veery settlings
You ill-proportioned wooden basket of measly swift flow
You ill-featured washbasket of abandoned leatherback regurgitation
You grim-visaged caddy of apoplectic tumblebug cinders
You depressive blister of leprous jewfish spurt
You clumsy coffer of contagious sturgeon rheum
You shapeless dipper of encephalitic lapwing offscourings
You regrettable ashpan of podagric Malinois slobber
You awful cruet of syphilitic wren flux
You repulsive coffee cup of scorbutic pinworm excreta
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