Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unspeakable folio of diabetic waxwing diaphoresis
You cacophonic schoolbag of noxious rabbit bandicoot drivel
You grisly messkit of palsied cliff swallow remainders
You mephitic trough of toxic panther depositions
You humiliating pan broiler of contaminated pollack spew
You unendurable mug of scabietic Ancona expectoration
You ill-shaped salver of unhealthy fisher burp
You pitiable cruet of measly lacewing piddle
You repulsive coal scuttle of loose-moraled bobolink dingleberry
You undelectable monstrance of pneumonic potato bug scum
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