Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You wearisome keg of gouty budgerigar hormone
You unengaging brandy snifter of envenomed banteng smut
You plaguing porringer of venerate redhead relics
You unappealing cake pan of abandoned spider monkey effusion
You rueful hope chest of pestilential clumber spaniel tears
You horrid cereal bowl of deadly silver salmon flow
You humiliating punch bowl of freeloving plaice expulsion
You teratic sack of unassimilable planarian precipitations
You misshapen hamper of pestiferous white fox fossils
You ugly coaster of malignant honker scoria
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