Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You foul buck basket of palsied redstart settlings
You tragic catchall of venomous camel gas
You mephitic jar of pestiferous panther sweepings
You harrowing pocket of freeloving miniature pinscher extrusion
You grisly pod of measly mouse deer spew
You unaesthetic spoon of ulcerated silkworm diaphoresis
You inelegant flacon of infectious gudgeon saliva
You grim-faced coffee cup of pocky paddlefish effluent
You base vanity bag of morbific hamster thyroxin
You insupportable barracks bag of cankerous cricket ejection
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