Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You miasmal wire basket of toxiferous Suffolk sialagogue
You clumsy mug of dyspeptic foumart remains
You disfigured saucepan of communicable black face Highland BO
You heinous sideboard of edematous cliff swallow ends
You ignoble carboy of cancerous spoonbill sputum
You odious caddy of bilious angleworm pus
You thankless casket of ratty horned viper snot
You ghastly money box of unvirginal hound perspiration
You scarecrowish calabash of toxic Scottish deerhound excrement
You unlikable fistula of sullied blue fish ca-ca
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