Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hideous punnet of wormy greyhound excreta
You discomforting goblet of sullied Campine flatus
You ghastly slop pail of nephritic kissing bug rheum
You cacophonous sack of hypertensive mammoth ends
You plaguey spoon of pedicular baronduki precipitations
You noxious vial of pediculous Pekingese eructation
You malformed basin of bilious grivet guano
You consuming dipper of insanitary bookworm spit
You disgusting platter of pleuritic tree shrew elimination
You joyless hipflask of veneniferous flat-coated retriever remainders
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