Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpretty duffel bag of ulcerated Suffolk sperm
You malodorous sinus of poisonous cotton worm dejecta
You unappealing sink of scabietic wood rat jet
You fulsome spoon of mortified polar fox spew
You teratic bud vase of toxical dorado heaves
You inelegant jardiniere of ratty quetzal ash
You execrable pocketcase of miasmal cow flatus
You sickening glasses of malignant aoudad egesta
You ill-shaped net of miasmatic tiger moth holdovers
You dire sac of diabetic Gordon setter drivel
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