Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rebarbative beaker of communicable walrus ptyalism
You woeful packet of tumorous cankerworm vestiges
You dismaying backpack of tabetic chevrotain rheum
You irritating pod of diseased snapping turtle sialagogue
You weighty breadbasket of innutritious barnacle goose pee
You depressive chifforobe of luetic Hambletonian discharge
You tragic quiver of freeloving English cocker spaniel expulsion
You dire scoop of unwholesome Percheron emesis
You poignant teaspoon of pedicular water snake residue
You ill-shaped shot glass of unvirginal chameleon effusion
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