Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dolorous bedroll of virulent mamba excrement
You spoiled carboy of malarial polar fox feces
You unspeakable boodle bag of noxious teju spew
You marred brandy snifter of plagued Airedale odds and ends
You heartsickening gallipot of rachitic moor hen excretion
You racking dosser of unchaste Andalusian butts
You poignant stoup of soiled lion saliva
You grisly vat of maculate Groenendael shavings
You dysphemistic bunker of indigestible hornet urine
You unpleasing tea chest of tabid Scottish deerhound elimination
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