Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You offensive ashpan of poisonous Irish terrier pee
You grievous monstrance of abandoned caecilian embers
You malodorous basin of incontinent thrips extravasation
You grisly hipflask of debauched sparrow puke
You abominable shoulder bag of pestiferous mako shark cinders
You gruesome tucker bag [Austral] of unhealthful water moccasin leavings
You abhorrent theca of impure cicala depositions
You tormenting packet of defiled groundhog perspiration
You heavy salad bowl of toxicant lacewing egestion
You ungraced pottle of nephritic redfin jet
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