Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pitiable crucible of malign jackrabbit excretes
You vexatious spatula of ravaged Welsh corgi smut
You horrible wastebasket of dropsical thrush semen
You grotesque rummer of laryngitic wild ass excreta
You spoiled salver of variolous Burmese cat spout
You burdensome finger bowl of destructive house finch remnants
You unpleasing file of peccant red fox expectoration
You embarrassing dinner pail of toxicant cormorant ejecta
You hard-visaged footlocker of infected rabbit shit
You pathetic coaster of unhygenic waxwing draff
https://cheswick.com/insult