Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unendurable jug of venenous lion puke
You uglified tyg of variolous mackerel transudation
You sharp tinderbox of neuritic Brittany spaniel urine
You contemptible money box of debauched tumblebug smut
You evil-favored udder of dropsical cockatoo waste
You scarecrowish housewife of toxical grass frog flux
You burdensome bandbox of envenomed pasang dung
You deformed kibble of ratty fruit fly excrement
You consuming carafe of dyspeptic candlefish slobber
You distressful cistern of encephalitic Scottish deerhound sinter
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