Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You insufferable hogshead of leprous mako shark leftovers
You repugnant pericarp of besmirched alligator gar leavings
You unhandsome envelope of neuralgic honker fossils
You deformed creamer of diabetic Indian buffalo shavings
You horrible ashcan of miasmic bear urine
You hard-favored goblet of veneniferous chacma excretion
You burdensome gallbladder of dyspeptic Rex cat remains
You pesky gripsack of venenous flatfish stumps
You sour coffer of pestiferous Shire diaphoresis
You uncomely palette of cankered kiang pats
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