Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dolorific till of noxious Hampshire dejecta
You exasperating valise of tubercular sloth remnants
You noxious silique of indecent yellowtail eccrisis
You awful keg of insanitary West Highland white terrier slaver
You deplorable crock of defiled marabou vomition
You humiliating coffee cup of injurious Charolais traces
You grinding hod of ravaged Longhorn crap
You annoying hot-water bottle of poisoned toadfish flops
You odious wastebasket of innutritious collie drivel
You unaesthetic press of malignant godwit discharge
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