Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You irking housewife of insanitary harlequin cabbage bug silt
You disfigured loculus of miasmatic boarhound precipitates
You heartbreaking decanter of unhealthy frigate bird mucus
You cheerless cyst of unclean tragopan effluent
You pesky mussuk of destructive wolf ejecta
You undelicious ewer of measly glowworm puke
You insufferable sound of indecent pollack elimination
You intolerable scabbard of envenomed guppy sweepings
You ungraceful caddie bag of malign croaker drool
You dismal footlocker of pestilential Welsh springer spaniel scourings
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