Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You tormenting wastebasket of ulcerated solan goose ejecta
You evil-looking davenport of soiled congo snake sialagogue
You base dispatch box of lousy Sunapee trout chaff
You unaesthetic jeroboam of pestiferous krait ructation
You tiresome puncheon of luetic setter excretes
You poignant coffin of smirched triggerfish survivals
You affecting mail pouch of tumorigenic blue fox spittle
You unattractive tableware of maculate woolly mammoth urine
You irksome kitchen cabinet of pleuritic speckled trout regurgitation
You exhausting reed basket of tabid Rock Cornish shavings
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