Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You uglified water butt of toxic phalarope ructation
You wearying grip of poisonous coon belch
You obscene mortar of ulcerous horse settlings
You rending cist of miasmal grizzly bear ordure
You contemptible crucible of tumorigenic bushtit salts
You appalling hipflask of allergic saddle horse snot
You excruciating bucket of wormy mud puppy gas
You harsh wicker basket of syphilitic cassowary sewerage
You inelegant thermos of infested setter egesta
You evil-favored spatula of virulent Clydesdale saliva
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