Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pestilent shelves of diseased foxhound lacrimation
You gargoylish filing box of injurious ibis orts
You unlovely ventricle of miasmic flea dung
You awful percolator of abandoned panther rumps
You heartsickening jigger of anemic blindworm leftovers
You mournful barracks bag of pleuritic Cheviot belch
You base escritoire of ulcerous keeshond flops
You unenjoyable platter of ravaged Pallas's cat sinter
You unbearable trowel of poisoned flying gurnard sputum
You heinous dish of unhealthful barn door skate leavings
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