Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You uninviting tea chest of unsalutary musk hog fart
You ill-proportioned sinus of ulcerous turnstone butts
You saddening dosser of grubby blowfly sinter
You spoiled bunker of miasmatic flying fish scum
You displeasing palette of smirched ground squirrel residuua
You appalling salad bowl of miasmal bettong regurgitation
You unendurable fruit basket of debauched barracuda filings
You plaguesome caster of miasmic margay sweat
You disfigured roaster of nephritic sea urchin pee
You pestiferous mortar of tabid duck flops
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