Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You painful pipe of laryngitic chickaree sewage
You exasperating stomach of insanitary dodo evacuation
You unsightly pocket flask of tainted robber fly piddle
You provoking pillbox of chlorotic crake salts
You affecting teakettle of plagued ice bear manure
You unshapely tallboy of ulcerous poyou autacoid
You pestilent hod of rheumatic saber-toothed tiger dregs
You grim-visaged salver of lousy bonito odds and ends
You burdensome footlocker of gouty silverfish perspiration
You despicable pan broiler of ratty basset night soil
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