Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You wearing catchall of ulcerated Holstein deposits
You scarecrowish vacuum bottle of unhealthy chacma egesta
You dreary shelf of pathogenic shellfish spit
You ill-featured shoulder bag of peccant large black gas
You overburdensome sleeping bag of plagued rabbitfish voidance
You heartsickening teaspoon of impure electric ray mucus
You unpleasant flask of pestiferous tiger cat jakes
You pathetic calyx of hypertensive foxhound ejectamenta
You piteous pannier of pestilential springtail ordure
You heartwounding chest of drawers of chlorotic dace stumps
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