Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You poignant kitchen boiler of lousy night-heron clinkers
You tyrannous teacup of unsalutary puma stubble
You afflictive pouch of neuritic kea remnants
You lamentable capsule of scabietic Blackburnian warbler sediment
You tormenting jar of ulcerated Scottish blackface husks
You heartwounding chamber pot of carcinogenic karakul ash
You irksome can of insalubrious deerhound draff
You importunate sarcophagus of soiled Aberdeen Angus survivals
You teasing sauce boat of colicky banteng fart
You exhausting wastebasket of scrofulous minnow sinter
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