Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-shaped portfolio of nephritic oyster catcher hormone
You joyless drum of pedicular cockroach orts
You ghastly crib of harmful mockingbird residuua
You nasty clothespress of freeloving polar fox leftovers
You repellent carryall of toxicant sting ray coprolite
You heartrending saddlebag of polluted Gila monster sweat
You lamentable boiler of wanton Croton bug pus
You irksome chiffonier of cancerous Brittany spaniel sialorrhea
You monstrous stomach of malarial elk flops
You untasteful gallipot of scorbutic badger scoria
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