Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You insufferable monstrance of ulcerous sambar draff
You horrifying spittoon of grubby black bear remnants
You pestilent flasket of gouty wildebeest crap
You unbearable schooner of polluted frog sialagogue
You plaguing wallet of infectious glowworm butts
You unpleasing diplomatic pouch of syphilitic meadow mouse ca-ca
You mournful drawer of venerate marlin wind
You ungraceful shell of ratty whippoorwill piddle
You consuming pottle of nephritic King Charles spaniel eccrisis
You tormenting footlocker of veneniferous balloonfish residue
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