Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You deformed can of ratty matamata belch
You teasing bowl of defiled clumber spaniel dregs
You sharp pannier of hydropic red fox extravasation
You gruesome sugar bowl of injurious girdle-tailed lizard ejaculation
You dysphemized budget [dial] of impure mule deer detritus
You tormenting biggin of podagric New Hampshire red burp
You afflictive boiler of harmful fisher hemorrhage
You plaguey bindle of debauched dark Cornish ordure
You graceless finger bowl of pathogenic turnspit sweat
You sorrowful tray of envenomed German coach horse semen
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