Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You racking cabinet of gangrenous Andalusian dingleberry
You undelectable kitchen cabinet of impure cuckoo hormone
You disgusting canister of pediculous grasshopper flow
You forbidding desk of maculate leopard leavings
You pestiferous sacculus of pestiferous dingo ejaculation
You blemished chest of unsanitary planarian heaves
You beautiless scrip [archaic] of consumptive man-o'-war bird fart
You affecting piggin of plagued Waler slag
You mournful ammunition box of tabid sparrow detritus
You unsavory jar of besmirched horsefly dregs
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