Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You monstrous shovel of palsied leatherback exudation
You woebegone seedcase of debauched armadillo holdovers
You insupportable calabash of poisonous guereza sperm
You dolorous pipe of abandoned sage grouse burp
You ill-proportioned closet of dropsical Romeldale flops
You pestilential liqueur glass of unsalutary skink coprolith
You unpleasant chest of pocky Rhode Island white voidance
You evil-looking jardiniere of nephritic ocelot depositions
You nauseating bud vase of ravaged griffon scourings
You comfortless cedar chest of pathological Marco Polo's sheep jakes
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