Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heavy teacup of miasmic Australorp hormone
You irksome cigarette case of scorbutic horned toad piddle
You grim-visaged compact of grubby cod flatulence
You ignoble demijohn of dyspeptic water bug survivals
You crushing trug of injurious skate egesta
You ill-featured udder of encephalitic newt piss
You painful flowerpot of unsalutary onager mucus
You ungainly gallbladder of paralytic prairie dog excrement
You evil-favored soupspoon of debauched cachalot scum
You overburdensome cannikin of pestilential Old English sheep dog snot
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