Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrific flowerpot of unassimilable frigate bird belch
You appalling ewer of toxic proboscis monkey burp
You terrible caisson of neuritic mayfly butts
You vexatious cyathus of toxicant woodpecker lacrimation
You unsightly creel of dropsical crow secretion
You homely sugar spoon of teeming tussah refuse
You ill-made caster of scabietic fur seal relics
You scarecrowish cigarette case of laryngitic timber wolf squirt
You weighty punch bowl of chlorotic coonhound coprolith
You heinous broiler of noxious black buck ends
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