Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You despicable file folder of pathogenic rook BO
You discomforting cuspidor of indigestible goby barf
You beautiless kit of unassimilable woodcock snot
You pesky stoup of gouty miller debris
You undesirable wallet of venenous alligator snapper excrement
You cacophonous bandbox of defiled Persian cat ejectment
You unpleasing spoon of tubercular loach salts
You fetid e´tui of paralytic burro deer extravasation
You depressive boot of illicit French coach horse parings
You mortifying coffer of destructive siamang cinders
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