Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You miasmic cistern of unvirginal chicken hawk sweepings
You gross kitchen cabinet of venomous whalebone whale urine
You plaguey caddie bag of harmful musk-ox chips
You obscene dessert spoon of besmirched white Orpington salivation
You objectionable skippet of virulent beetle cinders
You nauseating spittoon of wormy wild goat sialorrhea
You touching cannikin of infested filefish rumps
You deplorable GI can of poisonous sandpiper clinkers
You bitter holdall of pediculous saddle horse ejaculation
You atrocious vacuum bottle of injurious gyrfalcon scourings
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