Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You agonizing tallboy of consumptive kestrel ejection
You noisome ashpan of freeloving marmot piddle
You onerous coffer of miasmic aberdevine purulence
You depressing snuffbox of noisome sardine remains
You ill-made folio of epileptic macaque filings
You discomforting drum of pestilential foxhound diaphoresis
You exhausting cellaret of hypertensive golden retriever elimination
You undelectable breadbasket of unclean squash bug spit
You consuming skep of neuralgic flour moth chaff
You pestiferous scoop of unhealthful toadfish embers
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