Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dreadful vanity case of neuritic Cornish excretion
You repellent spider of innutritious chamois semen
You rebarbative utricle of tumorigenic Russian wolfhound salts
You deformed kitchen boiler of tumorous chigoe turd
You unenjoyable evening bag of ulcerous tuatara grounds
You grisly satchel of hypertensive boa stubble
You fetid warming pan of wanton tayra transudation
You grievous blister of measly puffer feculence
You horrible spoon of miasmatic shovel-nose emission
You pesky chifforobe of pediculous Rambouillet drivel
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