Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You baneful haversack of venenous German coach horse filings
You tiresome sugar bowl of tabetic kangaroo mouse scoria
You undesirable flower bowl of ravaged mountain sheep sediment
You vile pannier of syphilitic Malinois dross
You distasteful plate of illicit kingfish puke
You pitiable footlocker of contagious goldfish burp
You painful scrotum of infectious wolfhound lacrimation
You wearisome saucepan of diabetic auk sweat
You mournful punch bowl of maculate cockatiel traces
You gross mussuk of impure jigger effusion
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