Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You tormenting cannikin of grubby thresher flatulence
You exasperating beaker of sullied zebra leavings
You heartwounding kilderkin of contagious fish hawk filings
You tragic capsule of infected Barred Plymouth Rock refuse
You ill-featured flower basket of rheumatic wahoo froth
You offensive dinner plate of indigestible bull mastiff turd
You heartsickening chifforobe of scrofulous salmon trout hemorrhage
You onerous amnion of maculate hare ejectamenta
You hard-favored valise of leprous guanaco sewerage
You troublesome tea urn of colicky boar flow
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