Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unaesthetic trencher of poisoned donkey disgorgement
You rending flask of leprous springtail excreta
You vexatious plate of unvirginal stone curlew drivel
You rebarbative buck basket of loose-moraled redbird jakes
You nauseating drawer of foul butcher bird ends
You dislikable ammunition box of anemic spider monkey flowers
You pathetic kilderkin of pathogenic muskrat vomit
You disfigured drinking horn of ravaged Welsh collie defecation
You nasty overnight bag of toxical Cotswold expectoration
You hard-featured pipe of gouty bee refuse
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