Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You exasperating eggcup of consumptive Tennessee walking horse ca-ca
You ill-made cist of unclean leatherback holdovers
You comfortless blackjack of pestiferous cassowary precipitations
You repulsive saucepan of tabetic burro exudate
You odious jigger of ravaged wild ass perspiration
You unsavory reed basket of malarial barracuda eruption
You base legume of encephalitic St. Mark's fly hormone
You unalluring firkin of venenous scarab vestiges
You homely basin of loose-moraled shovelhead shark autacoid
You plaguing Canterbury of peccant king snake flow
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