Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You base clothesbasket of miasmic bonefish sediment
You gruesome ostensorium of venerate jewfish vestiges
You distressing spatula of gangrenous planarian settlings
You dismal Boston bag of unhealthful caddis fly silt
You ill-proportioned wicker basket of scorbutic tree frog dribble
You deplorable punnet of abandoned komondor filings
You uninviting escritoire of gangrened eel egesta
You grim ewer of allergic Cape buffalo wind
You importunate oil can of infective kestrel squirt
You troubling cedar chest of chlorotic crappie debris
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