Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You nasty wallet of ratty cuckoo fart
You odious letter file of unsanitary magpie remains
You dolorogenic sugar bowl of leprous Andalusian sweat
You troublesome kitchen boiler of hydropic whiting defecation
You clumsy cist of maculate robin barf
You affecting cancelli of pleuritic Rock waste
You sore bushel of toxiferous nutcracker tears
You irksome budget [dial] of insalubrious viper spit
You shapeless frail of apoplectic bedbug smut
You beastly footlocker of phthisic mountain lion precipitations
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