Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You marred drinking cup of unhygenic gnu cinders
You regrettable hod of incontinent bobcat vestiges
You rueful dishpan of abandoned squash bug emission
You dislikable pod of diseased housefly ructation
You mortifying ark of indecent Shih Tzu effusion
You unpretty trunk of adulterous Pekingese ejectment
You beautiless flowerpot of lousy tumblebug smut
You dolorogenic marsupium of unsalutary slow-worm slabber
You exhausting overnight bag of contagious man-o'-war bird flops
You lamentable spittoon of colicky polar bear coprolith
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