Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heartwounding cabinet of syphilitic viper scoria
You embarrassing portfolio of scrofulous husky puke
You woeful duffel bag of insanitary bustard residuua
You tyrannous e´tui of unhygenic Cashmere goat ructation
You ill-proportioned sitzbath of neuritic redfish barf
You distasteful clothesbasket of plagued earwig ejectment
You excruciating billfold of chlorotic adjutant bird eccrisis
You unbearable cistern of indigestible blackcap fossils
You objectionable legume of carcinogenic argusfish ruins
You unpleasant carafe of pleuritic Lepisma elimination
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