Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You galling wardrobe of rickety planarian barf
You unspeakable tureen of plagued vesper sparrow hemorrhage
You irking catch basin of poisoned pointer sweepings
You detestable pericarp of venerate Irish water spaniel scoria
You unsavory trough of colicky rock dove wind
You lamentable flacon of toxicant guereza sputum
You gargoylish theca of apoplectic basset autacoid
You heartrending skillet of encephalitic coon cat [dial] slobber
You frightful tray of palsied adder embers
You crude coffeepot of gangrened fitch spew
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