Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You harassing hamper of scabietic vesper sparrow coprolite
You sad pocketbook of teeming saiga survivals
You sorrowful washtub of abandoned sea dog rheum
You hateful sac of leprous Great Pyrenees salivation
You unalluring scoop of cankerous urial hormone
You beastly dustpan of malign blue Andalusian pee
You mournful coffer of mortified ground squirrel cinders
You unhandsome finger bowl of pneumonic peewee piss
You unengaging bushel of gangrened zeuglodon eccrisis
You burdensome portfolio of unwholesome pug saliva
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