Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-proportioned catch basin of poisonous glutton dribble
You unappealing tub of tubercular cougar ptyalism
You troublesome mortarboard of cankered alligator chips
You ungainly sewing basket of dropsical fisher emesis
You dolorogenic bladder of unsanitary mountain lion manure
You replusive pony of unvirginal swamp rabbit dejecta
You repulsive vanity case of ratty killdeer eccrisis
You miasmal percolator of unwholesome blindworm burp
You exasperating flask of virulent dark Cornish slabber
You unsavory waiter of pneumonic Cotswold flatuosity
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