Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You disgusting brandy snifter of morbific manta residuua
You clumsy sugar bowl of variolous grosbeak scourings
You comfortless air sac of toxical tomato worm cinders
You dreary backpack of unsanitary standardbred slabber
You harrowing pack sack of pestilential Syrian bear rumps
You sad dishpan of poisonous markhor voidance
You objectionable water butt of pocky Cashmere goat butts
You ungraceful magazine of freeloving guereza BO
You undelectable tea urn of teeming sulfur-bottom whale eccrisis
You unwelcome follicle of venomous Kodiak bear deposits
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