Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-made shell of unassimilable West Highland drool
You consuming drinking cup of incontinent haddock rags
You distressing sugar spoon of ravaged muskrat residuua
You clumsy jug of unhealthful toad pus
You wearing billy of harmful lantern fish egesta
You piteous saucepan of tainted Langshan semen
You cacogenic pack sack of hypertensive filefish chips
You unbearable ewer of measly grizzly bear snot
You heartsickening whatnot of loose wahoo urine
You unbeautiful gripsack of apoplectic turtle expectoration
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