Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You beastly vat of defiled oyster catcher moraine
You embarrassing spittoon of hydropic goldfinch sputum
You sickening sideboard of freeloving black face Highland droppings
You distressful skillet of septic King Charles spaniel sweat
You rueful shoulder bag of laryngitic Blenheim spaniel slobber
You cacophonous jerrican of unwholesome Dutch Belted snot
You pesky buck basket of grubby Ryeland jakes
You hard-featured matchbox of neuritic minnow coprolite
You pestilential caldron of unhealthy gray fox feculence
You sad terrine of arthritic greyhound sialagogue
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