Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You blemished locker box of leprous beagle dingleberry
You dreary bedroll of podagric Africander mucus
You heartrending stave basket of tainted muntjac burp
You horrific shelf of scabietic mule spew
You galling socket of tumorigenic ant bear discharge
You unappealing snuffbox of cankered Vizsla vomition
You stinking dinner pail of plagued salmon trout alluvia
You beautiless utricle of phthisic English bulldog slag
You shocking eggcup of edematous alligator gar waste
You weighty noggin of noisome Lincoln shavings
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