Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unappeteizing platter of toxic swift coprolith
You vexatious kitchen cabinet of envenomed hyrax spittle
You ungraceful coffin of teeming wolf salivation
You heartsickening bread pan of leprous squid exudation
You obnoxious ammunition box of insalubrious chub embers
You provoking utricle of noisome Merino spit
You grisly cell of pediculous redstart rumps
You undelicious washtub of miasmic viper relics
You unendurable shelves of pedicular silver salmon pats
You misshapen jorum of innutritious solan goose ash
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