Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pestilential creamer of deadly sea eagle barf
You unendurable trash can of variolous jaguar lacrimation
You hard-favored tableware of impure borzoi chips
You blotted tea urn of maculate ringtail odds and ends
You nasty dustpan of freeloving bull terrier deposits
You disagreeable washbasin of miasmal hawk owl ordure
You uncomely wicker basket of laryngitic dipper dregs
You uglified gravy boat of leprous domestic shorthair cat moraine
You horrific tumbler of measly housefly coprolith
You disfigured budget [dial] of arthritic Polled Hereford rubbish
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