Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You blemished gunny of pneumonic elm leaf beetle sputum
You unsavory finger bowl of arthritic finch depositions
You fulsome tumbler of ulcerated mantis debris
You horrid wooden basket of colicky sole discharge
You repulsive powder box of beset moth heaves
You offensive crib of rickety aardwolf egestion
You disturbing diplomatic pouch of scabietic condor smut
You unhandsome tyg of impure gorilla purulence
You shapeless portmanteau of variolar flounder settlings
You horrifying cyathus of bilious coon cat [dial] voidance
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