Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You woeful magazine of infective Afghan hound deposits
You unbearable chiffonier of indecent English cocker spaniel saliva
You repelling bakepan of pocky stickleback ptyalism
You unhandsome vacuum bottle of adulterous toy spaniel vomition
You horrible cyst of unassimilable dugong secretion
You uncomely rack of innutritious sparrow hawk discharge
You provoking vat of leprous horse mackerel fart
You displeasing dustpan of phthisic Red Poll feces
You gargoylish bedroll of scrofulous meadow lark effusion
You pestiferous creamer of peccant polecat spurt
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