Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You clumsy sleeping bag of edematous Cape buffalo spout
You uncomely musette bag of rickety opossum salivation
You depressive powder horn of debauched bobwhite elimination
You grim mail pouch of unassimilable herring settlings
You embarrassing backpack of polluted Old English sheep dog spew
You untasteful bin of chlorotic Bedlington terrier puke
You objectionable tassie [Brit] of epileptic vesper sparrow excretes
You tyrannous dessert spoon of unhygenic midge coprolith
You racking fifth of adulterous bezoar goat dross
You repulsive shot glass of pedicular white fox excrement
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