Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You forbidding net of rickety eider flow
You tragic wastepaper basket of anemic macaque sinter
You hard-visaged rack of variolous Sumatra silt
You grinding handbag of grubby urial guano
You bleak wineglass of foul sperm whale leftovers
You scarecrowish schooner of soiled bettong piss
You bitter ark of consumptive black cat scraps
You woeful spittoon of dyspeptic fruit fly sialorrhea
You cacogenic buffet of pleuritic English bulldog mucus
You worrying pottinger of besmirched Malinois eccrisis
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