Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You abominable schooper of pathogenic Welsh collie waste
You unbeauteous bindle of unclean erne flux
You mortifying hod of pestiferous robber fly exudate
You afflicting jerrican of podagric dorado coprolith
You unendurable gallipot of pedicular French coach horse ca-ca
You vexatious quiver of chlorotic snowbird heaves
You dysphemized cruet of miasmic silkworm jakes
You ungainly cabinet of unhealthy crow sediment
You shocking autoclave of scabietic llama regurgitation
You evil-favored bud vase of contaminated shepherd dog guano
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