Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You tragic roaster of unchaste gudgeon residue
You execrable monstrance of injurious greyhound rubbish
You depressive flacon of measly Lepisma defecation
You rending drum of unhygenic Welsh scum
You base tub of insanitary electric ray jakes
You dismaying schooner of pocky wood owl egestion
You pesky platter of noxious American trotter ash
You harrowing catch basin of freeloving alligator snapper ruins
You horrible barrel of encephalitic Groenendael coprolite
You aggravating cruet of lousy jackal slag
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