Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You painful hutch of rickety alligator lizard sialorrhea
You appalling cannikin of unhealthy German shepherd squirt
You abhorrent liqueur glass of impure warthog vestiges
You misproportioned pail of unassimilable Egyptian cat effluent
You unenjoyable bassinet of incontinent bullfinch depositions
You depressive garbage can of toxical raccoon guano
You misshapen kettle of tumorigenic guenon embers
You affecting cuspidor of malign black Orpington saliva
You grisly wicker basket of polluted ephemerid detritus
You unsavory vat of miasmal carp semen
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