Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrific picnic basket of hypertensive scup foam
You disgusting horn of abandoned rhinoceros spurt
You tragic powder box of polluted Romeldale stubble
You dolorific flower bowl of venomous oquassa clinkers
You horrifying utricle of scorbutic parrot urine
You bleak vesicle of noxious vireo rumps
You provoking coaster of poisoned woodchuck filings
You misproportioned coal scuttle of illicit angel fish saliva
You agonizing billfold of mortified Brahma snot
You tormenting chamber pot of tabetic crane fly piddle
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