Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You defaced bureau of ratty fish hawk pee
You teasing sink of palsied drosophila butts
You ignoble jorum of chlorotic speckled Sussex draff
You ungraceful punnet of poisonous teredo survivals
You fulsome tureen of allergic mollusk filings
You obnoxious pack sack of encephalitic komondor turd
You contemptible pocket flask of rheumatic pheasant diaphoresis
You troublesome holster of scrofulous scarab spittle
You mournful tallboy of scabietic teju soot
You cacogenic stomach of pedicular Arabian disgorgement
https://cheswick.com/insult