Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You exasperating glass of edematous cardinal excrement
You hateful chifforobe of ulcerous red fox diaphoresis
You disturbing platter of tabid standardbred embers
You ill-made money box of pleuritic songbird pus
You dreary clothesbasket of rickety bighorn sheep ejaculation
You ill-featured GI can of gangrenous Clydesdale terrier eructation
You harsh tureen of unassimilable snook ejection
You unalluring roaster of wanton red grouse tears
You unpalatable spittoon of smirched myna deposits
You heartwounding picnic basket of diseased bonnet monkey odds and ends
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