Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dolorific gourd of rickety inchworm sewage
You miasmal vanity case of septic chigoe turd
You dismaying dipper of infective rose beetle cinders
You repugnant pocketbook of besmirched pine mouse spittle
You undesirable tureen of foul peafowl scraps
You rending footlocker of miasmic siren urine
You insufferable trencher of infected blue Andalusian deposits
You touching stave basket of tabid ant bear spew
You objectionable frail of unhygenic striped bass sialorrhea
You disgusting chifforobe of veneniferous Belgian hare purulence
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