Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You afflicting sink of besmirched borer extrusion
You ill-featured buffet of loose entellus salts
You galling bladder of leprous nighthawk spout
You sad ashtray of paralytic St. Bernard dingleberry
You tyrannous canister of toxic Vizsla wind
You unendurable cruse of insanitary dragon diaphoresis
You obnoxious reed basket of morbific menhaden lacrimation
You unshapely haversack of dyspeptic eagle rumps
You sickening fruit basket of miasmal oryx ejecta
You odious vial of ravaged pollack slobber
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