Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You insufferable buffet of hydropic poyou depositions
You grisly waiter of bilious buffalo wolf purulence
You ungraceful china of pathological penguin jet
You dolorific cereal bowl of poisoned rat terrier urine
You repellent quiver of lousy barn swallow egestion
You grievous drinking cup of toxiferous Bedlington terrier residue
You misbegotten gourd of envenomed woodpecker piss
You unwelcome jeroboam of toxicant wolverine ca-ca
You despicable plate of chlorotic black buck husks
You noisome double boiler of unchaste bedbug scourings
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