Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You undelicious thermos of pestiferous crane heaves
You vexing sauce boat of pathogenic thornback ray slabber
You untasteful tucker bag [Austral] of indigestible cobra de capello gas
You plaguey pocket of diseased Brahma stumps
You monstrous stewpan of wormy snapper belch
You homely decanter of communicable German coach horse ejection
You appalling magazine of pneumonic bison parings
You dreadful tun of miasmal deer tiger ejaculation
You horrible handbag of miasmatic bat salivation
You hard-favored tableware of unclean moose discharge
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