Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You troubling plate of cancerous dolphin flatulence
You weighty chiffonier of pediculous bezoar goat precipitations
You objectionable puncheon of unhealthful anaconda residuua
You rueful broiler of pestilential American quarter horse slabber
You horrendous bandolier of toxiferous giant bass vestiges
You heartsickening ventricle of variolar Romeldale feculence
You noxious monstrance of unvirginal water snake flatuosity
You noisome bladder of phthisic Campine sputum
You embarrassing coffee cup of insanitary gray wolf dung
You grim-faced scabbard of infected tussah spew
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