Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You gruesome pocketbook of colicky butterfly agama coprolite
You unsightly crate of wormy drum flatuosity
You ill-favored sacculus of scrofulous buffalo carpet beetle excrement
You ill-featured grip of unvirginal milk snake drool
You miasmic magazine of debauched turbot slag
You troubling tub of smirched grass frog heaves
You foul rush basket of tumorigenic gnu goat waste
You forbidding shovel of noxious daboia survivals
You bleak flasket of rheumatic staghound regurgitation
You torturous tumbler of indecent cotton worm squirt
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