Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grim-faced billy of consumptive sable antelope dribble
You cheerless utricle of ravaged Wessex saddleback urine
You terrible fifth of indecent hawk owl shit
You discomforting kitchen boiler of tabetic Himalayan cat gas
You loathsome bandbox of gangrened giant ground sloth scoria
You unbeauteous washtub of deadly night-heron hormone
You awkward paten of unhealthful tobacco worm barf
You hard-favored palette of malarial kingfisher waste
You malodorous highball glass of defiled Havana brown cat butts
You gargoylish vasculum of cankered sea cow ends
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