Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hideous packing box of peccant wren-tit fart
You gross pericarp of tumorigenic reindeer soot
You pestering valise of infested midge excretion
You unspeakable dosser of insalubrious Devon sputum
You grim-faced musette bag of gangrenous borzoi remnants
You heartrending cage of venomous assassin bug sweepings
You scarecrowish watering can of rickety kingfisher piss
You vexing dishpan of polluted baleen whale excretes
You evil-favored ashtray of abandoned sambar ejaculation
You troublesome packet of toxicant water spaniel autacoid
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