Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dreary pottinger of malignant bushmaster stubble
You mournful salad bowl of unassimilable black fox ejaculation
You repellent caddie bag of chlorotic Syrian bear drool
You bleak autoclave of innutritious grunion excrement
You displeasing compote of venerate grasshopper mouse flatus
You unbearable socket of variolous coelacanth precipitates
You afflictive locker box of deadly hog-nose snake urine
You revolting beer glass of plagued Clydesdale effusion
You gargoylish schooper of gangrened dormouse expulsion
You lamentable stomach of pocky grosbeak leftovers
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