Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You baneful crock of chlorotic chaffinch pats
You disturbing ark of pathological black Minorca squirt
You insufferable tumbler of noxious bearded lizard cinders
You miasmic coaster of hydropic hackney pony fossils
You hard-favored mortarboard of gouty magpie night soil
You scarecrowish kibble of carcinogenic tuatara feces
You unpalatable pannier of insalubrious goatsucker emission
You rotten press of destructive chimaera traces
You racking tin can of indecent Sussex rags
You wearying sleeping bag of cancerous woodchuck offscourings
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