Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You aggravating mazer of gangrened weevil piss
You heavy flight bag of toxic speckled Sussex effluent
You misbegotten secretary of destructive gyrfalcon scraps
You grim harness cask of unvirginal horsefly ejecta
You pitiable nose bag of loose rove beetle detritus
You humiliating warming pan of freeloving mute swan exudate
You misproportioned tassie [Brit] of tabetic lion-tailed monkey pats
You dolorific picnic basket of allergic English springer spaniel embers
You pestilential punch bowl of scabietic Galloway snot
You scarecrowish carton of incontinent thrasher flux
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