Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hard-favored portfolio of variolar terrier traces
You ill-made teakettle of wormy sea bream snot
You provoking tableware of tumorous Japanese spaniel gas
You ghastly pocket flask of foul sea dog survivals
You agonizing closet of neuralgic merganser voidance
You irksome reed basket of measly avocet emesis
You evil-favored kibble of virulent firebrat sweat
You ill-shaped butt of unassimilable fool duck cinders
You burdensome saccule of ratty turtledove jakes
You ill-favored mortarboard of edematous lion-tailed monkey lacrimation
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