Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grinding finger bowl of neuritic billbug sputum
You oppressive tumbler of unsalutary eyra shit
You evil-favored locker of leprous herring slobber
You awful wastebasket of debauched goldeneye discharge
You rebarbative udder of pestilential Marco Polo's sheep slaver
You rotten bandolier of miasmatic marabou residuua
You sad powder box of besmirched deerhound filings
You irksome folio of phthisic tern holdovers
You heavy sack of injurious soft-shelled turtle egesta
You gruesome puncheon of paralytic sea dog deposits
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