Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You homely knapsack of foul redstart flow
You ill-featured coaster of infested blue fox elimination
You dreary hogshead of cancerous botfly jakes
You wearying honeypot of venerate Basenji crap
You insufferable cist of noxious Plantation walking horse flops
You pitiable rack of tabetic beaded lizard scourings
You sad gallipot of septic fer-de-lance scoria
You lamentable phial of lousy Vizsla regurgitation
You horrifying gunny of edematous cicada sweepings
You uncomely gallbladder of consumptive Afghan hound salivation
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