Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You noxious kibble of wanton grouper burp
You ill-proportioned bakepan of syphilitic spoonbill droppings
You dislikable shovel of toxiferous addax transudation
You weighty gourd of unvirginal pouched rat soot
You ill-made secretary of pestiferous zebra finch drivel
You cacophonous kitchen boiler of malarial snow bunting slag
You appalling thermos of tumorous midwife toad embers
You teratic barracks bag of miasmatic cockroach sialorrhea
You disfigured pod of variolar American lion emission
You objectionable bassinet of contagious bedbug hemorrhage
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