Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You teasing water butt of scabietic sucker stumps
You repugnant mug of syphilitic jackass crap
You ungraced hipflask of wormy deer mouse draff
You rebarbative posnet of toxical hawksbill turtle fart
You undesirable clothespress of contagious roosterfish ejaculation
You appalling billfold of unassimilable roe ash
You horrendous follicle of variolar squid froth
You ill-made Boston bag of contaminated Kerry Hill secretion
You evil-looking cabinet of deadly Poland China dregs
You harassing wooden basket of unvirginal anaconda flatus
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