Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You nauseating packing box of polluted llama feces
You appalling carafe of pestilential cricket mucus
You annoying glass of gouty baleen whale sewerage
You unalluring crib of pneumonic leech clinkers
You unbeautiful pocketcase of toxicant dung beetle emission
You graceless vat of plagued eft leftovers
You bothersome pail of innutritious dark Cornish smut
You provoking water butt of paralytic Shetland sheep dog holdovers
You racking lowboy of noisome Brahman moraine
You unhandsome jigger of loose-moraled greylag goose cinders
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