Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dire kitchen cabinet of luetic teju flatus
You contemptible till of measly siskin discharge
You misbegotten washbasin of harmful basking shark droppings
You clumsy loculus of bilious porcupine drool
You distressing harness cask of arthritic Blenheim spaniel vestiges
You pitiable legume of noxious snapping turtle leftovers
You unpretty bag of debauched skate perspiration
You teasing flight bag of tumorous pickerel precipitations
You insufferable caldron of dyspeptic canvasback spout
You scarecrowish catchall of rheumatic bighorn sheep orts
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