Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You worrisome labis [eccl] of noxious cotton rat guano
You lamentable portmanteau of communicable electric fish night soil
You galling ditty bag of tainted electric ray vomition
You tragic tub of apoplectic suslik rags
You shocking mazer of palsied stickleback residue
You troubling moneybag of toxic blackhead Persian ejecta
You deformed secretary of anemic frigate bird urine
You dolorific Boston bag of insanitary pug lacrimation
You consuming pottinger of hydropic mouse gas
You repugnant envelope of toxiferous mouflon smut
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