Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You mournful china of neuralgic civet cat residue
You sharp bedroll of rachitic horned rattlesnake vestiges
You agonizing purse of pneumonic cuckoo scourings
You gruesome skillet of unassimilable French Canadian manure
You objectionable Toby-jug of toxic shrew mole leavings
You unappeteizing jorum of grubby German wire-haired pointer discharge
You unlikable slop pail of indecent tit sweepings
You disfigured shot glass of wanton hamster expulsion
You contemptible kitchen boiler of noisome hare saliva
You afflictive fifth of colicky sidewinder settlings
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