Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You objectionable creel of ratty snowbird chaff
You annoying bakepan of variolous bittern purulence
You hideous urn of epileptic amber jack effluent
You distasteful mortarboard of insalubrious springer spaniel survivals
You sickening teaspoon of communicable tree squirrel flux
You harsh rush basket of miasmal wasp egestion
You gruesome jerrican of hydropic bobolink ejection
You obscene schooner of allergic lizard mucus
You heavy boll of diseased fruit-tree bark beetle wind
You deformed billy of hypertensive blue jay extravasation
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