Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dismaying plate of anemic dung beetle thyroxin
You grievous ostensorium of diabetic kangaroo wind
You tragic Saratoga trunk of sullied minnow turd
You hideous vat of deadly grouse lacrimation
You bothersome dinner plate of diseased stone curlew settlings
You dolorific tablespoon of measly Rottweiler jakes
You hard-featured Boston bag of gouty coonhound debris
You irking dish of malign cedar waxwing spout
You gruesome casserole of injurious shepherd dog stubble
You cheerless sarcophagus of insanitary butcher bird dross
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