Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You obscene cell of toxic gazelle cinders
You unengaging carryall of tabetic moray eel ca-ca
You ungainly tankard of epileptic haddock sediment
You ill-shaped bandolier of arthritic gunnel extrusion
You unsavory knapsack of poisonous cachalotXCaffre cat voidance
You distressing cardcase of smirched English toy spaniel refuse
You unwelcome corbeil [archit] of indigestible filefish flops
You mortifying dosser of wormy partridge slabber
You tyrannous briefcase of toxiferous binturong tears
You gruesome reed basket of cankerous curculio semen
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