Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You beastly billy of deadly anoa diaphoresis
You grim-faced saucepan of phthisic titlark leftovers
You heartwounding davenport of dropsical mourning dove eruption
You heartsickening silique of diseased peafowl heaves
You torturous ashcan of anemic blackfish urine
You joyless cruet of grubby St. Bernard precipitates
You heavy beer glass of pocky vireo semen
You hateful dish of unvirginal Africander rags
You malformed pod of unassimilable boxer spurt
You unenjoyable bunker of malign narwhal perspiration
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