Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You uncomely piggin of infected pike regurgitation
You grinding powder box of loose-moraled wolf dross
You sickening game bag of ratty boa eccrisis
You unalluring cellaret of tumorigenic chickaree defecation
You unlovely trunk of unclean Virginia deer vomit
You dreadful stomach of toxic field spaniel ash
You comfortless flacon of pathogenic coon cat survivals
You misshapen chalice of morbid baboon guano
You stinking cistern of gangrenous water moccasin remains
You plaguesome thermos of veneniferous grunion flux
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