Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You cheerless kit of injurious Rocky Mountain goat squirt
You unbearable canister of diseased blackfish silt
You pesky goblet of unchaste Skye terrier drool
You sorrowful posnet of neuralgic nightingale spout
You vexatious flight bag of malign Alaskan malamute turd
You depressing gripsack of communicable trout settlings
You obnoxious breadbasket of infective bird of paradise ructation
You intolerable pack sack of rheumatic shoebill belch
You weighty trunk of anemic gopher snake ruins
You hateful cancelli of contagious white Orpington flops
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