Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You wearing dosser of loose terrapin sperm
You woeful seedcase of adulterous marlin vomition
You dysphemistic pannier of noisome carabao disgorgement
You pestilential wire basket of pneumonic harvest mouse autacoid
You repellent packet of smirched iguana saliva
You undesirable scoop of hydropic basking shark leftovers
You lamentable Canterbury of rickety giraffe defecation
You uncomely barracks bag of beset mule deer cinders
You mortifying valise of pedicular West Highland spout
You annoying scabbard of measly bobwhite night soil
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