Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You undesirable double boiler of pestiferous sheep flops
You plaguesome sarcophagus of defiled crane fly settlings
You awkward bundle of polluted Labrador retriever lacrimation
You moving spittoon of unhealthful tapeworm saliva
You ungraceful Boston bag of unhygenic entellus feces
You sorrowful coal scuttle of lousy white Leghorn froth
You revolting pocket flask of tabetic staghound filings
You unbeauteous boodle bag of septic whistler spittle
You evil-favored sideboard of noxious char tears
You heavy autoclave of besmirched French coach horse residue
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