Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You marred mail pouch of infested sow bug saliva
You depressing cell of hypertensive Jersey manure
You annoying box of cankerous wood tick shavings
You worrisome bucket of toxic scup dribble
You rotten puncheon of nephritic wombat embers
You bothersome trug of scorbutic grouse wind
You heartbreaking bidet of luetic trout flatus
You pesky hutch of dyspeptic Shih Tzu smut
You shocking butt of palsied saber-toothed tiger slobber
You afflicting rundlet of miasmatic Polled Durham remains
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