Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You plaguesome pouch of loose-moraled carp scraps
You galling carton of unhygenic wood frog residue
You irritating ashcan of apoplectic sow bug ejectment
You ill-featured tankard of malign grampus scoria
You unengaging boodle bag of pediculous mud puppy froth
You shocking schooper of rheumatic partridge depositions
You sad stoup of venomous Guernsey flops
You cacophonic caldron of toxical puma butts
You rebarbative sauce boat of miasmal kuvasz heaves
You shapeless thermos of hydropic amber jack flowers
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