Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You loathsome tableware of harmful gallinule ructation
You thankless nose bag of morbific collie sediment
You exasperating flask of gouty silkworm ejection
You touching frail of hydropic pocket gopher stubble
You abhorrent cruse of indigestible black sheep slaver
You pesky capsule of plagued civet cat pats
You ignoble carboy of phthisic Japanese beetle remains
You heartbreaking compote of pneumonic pasang piddle
You repelling canister of morbid hog ptyalism
You horrendous diplomatic pouch of tumorigenic honker eccrisis
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