Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You foul sideboard of morbific flatfish chaff
You heartrending gourd of leprous mastodon feculence
You piteous barrel of illicit Sussex spaniel flops
You heinous vargueno of tabid electric fish slag
You uncomely tea chest of scorbutic snapping turtle traces
You rueful pitcher of phthisic bush baby shavings
You harsh footlocker of toxiferous guenon vomition
You unsightly chest of diseased false map turtle exudation
You harrowing caddy of carcinogenic pika emesis
You cacophonous Canterbury of impure West Highland dregs
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