Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You blemished chiffonier of contaminated langur feces
You weighty skillet of diseased Africander remains
You malodorous suitcase of syphilitic greylag goose guano
You unappeteizing theca of pocky anteater spout
You unlovely snuffbox of unvirginal terrier alluvia
You plaguing fifth of phthisic urus urine
You consuming coffeepot of pediculous burro tears
You annoying cist of communicable red-headed woodpecker extrusion
You unspeakable percolator of wormy steenbok grounds
You thankless Saratoga trunk of toxical standardbred pus
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