Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sad shovel of scabietic bream extrusion
You unspeakable stewpan of infectious fool duck vomition
You saddening vase of syphilitic hoopoe disgorgement
You loathsome vasculum of loose-moraled duck sweepings
You grim casket of smirched spectacled cobra purulence
You afflictive magnum of venerate capelin piddle
You harrowing Canterbury of malignant Pallas's cat dregs
You distressful ventricle of pediculous newt gas
You annoying shoulder bag of virulent Corriedale ejectamenta
You troubling trowel of arthritic tiger moth excreta
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