Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You depressing canister of ulcerated wild sheep froth
You ungainly ark of peccant budgerigar salivation
You unpalatable tablespoon of colicky kangaroo effluent
You scarecrowish bundle of paralytic collie vestiges
You odious mazer of debauched badger dog ash
You grim creel of toxical grosbeak mucus
You undelicious china of carcinogenic teal manure
You joyless tray of allergic German shepherd dejecta
You unalluring patella of impure flame tetra draff
You dolorous pail of podagric cichlid filings
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