Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You undelectable beaker of gangrenous manul scoria
You unaesthetic hot-water bottle of illicit marlin precipitates
You disagreeable coffin of freeloving herring hog jakes
You blemished wastepaper basket of diseased Bedlington terrier sialagogue
You heartrending cannikin of gangrened scarlet tanager ruins
You miasmic wardrobe of indigestible dabchick spout
You ignoble cardcase of gouty hellbender husks
You unpleasant harness cask of defiled marabou disgorgement
You plaguesome sinus of paralytic mealworm spurt
You cheerless hogshead of allergic rove beetle diaphoresis
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