Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You discomforting drinking cup of abandoned pug droppings
You pathetic goblet of diseased bulldog debris
You dismaying saucer of beset Weimaraner sputum
You homely coffin of pathogenic frigate bird dribble
You unaesthetic closet of indigestible gray fox stool
You troubling caisson of neuritic rat terrier husks
You sad footlocker of cankered imperial mammoth spout
You oppressive horn of insanitary wild sheep ejection
You sore handbag of rachitic eel feces
You pestilential socket of tumorigenic Gordon setter slabber
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