Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You blotted vanity bag of virulent fur seal draff
You troublesome gallbladder of tabid Red Poll remainders
You ungraced golf bag of communicable red squirrel sweat
You ungraceful rucksack of harmful Abyssinian cat slabber
You stinking vargueno of ravaged mako shark ash
You misbegotten sheath of unwholesome capuchin holdovers
You uninviting sinus of foul coot wind
You sickening jorum of loose-moraled komondor parings
You evil-favored chifforobe of polluted bittern flatulence
You nauseating compote of illicit Hambletonian flow
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