Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You irksome cuspidor of unwholesome herring lacrimation
You unbearable dosser of noisome chaffinch barf
You heavy file folder of venerate whippoorwill piddle
You distressing punch bowl of rachitic caracara perspiration
You harsh spatula of impure sapsucker saliva
You unaesthetic coaster of indigestible ibis turd
You ill-looking cardcase of epileptic bison scraps
You disagreeable pocketbook of dropsical horned owl slabber
You heartrending flowerpot of unsalutary okapi wind
You ill-made powder horn of hypertensive musk-ox emission
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