Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You teratic monstrance of diabetic sardine puke
You rueful schooper of hypertensive hoopoe dejecta
You disturbing coaster of syphilitic water dog shavings
You replusive seedcase of measly asp flow
You oppressive trowel of pestiferous kinkajou cinders
You ill-favored hod of injurious turkey stubble
You comfortless pipkin of innutritious shark residue
You crude porringer of insanitary black Spanish depositions
You grim-faced finger bowl of pathological gnat residuua
You unpleasant carpetbag of tabid koodoo eccrisis
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