Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You inelegant coffee cup of rickety Shorthorn excrement
You ill-favored bedroll of miasmal Jersey belch
You bothersome canteen of teeming cisco ejectment
You uglified gunny of venerate greyhound survivals
You blemished trug of infested boa excreta
You nasty blister of rachitic blowfish ejecta
You detestable seedcase of noxious towhee thyroxin
You blotted lota of plagued ladybug lacrimation
You harrowing cardcase of diabetic beluga flops
You harsh canister of scabietic chickaree tears
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