Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You crude sugar bowl of hypertensive cliff swallow sperm
You insufferable evening bag of indigestible tautog exudation
You noisome phial of scorbutic porgy disgorgement
You forbidding packet of malign tatou relics
You blemished holdall of peccant cichlid sewage
You noxious vial of toxicant trout fossils
You ill-featured carton of anemic cattle egret depositions
You rueful clothesbasket of arthritic Chihuahua sweepings
You ungraced paten of phthisic giraffe coprolite
You woebegone milk pail of insanitary chimney swift dingleberry
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