Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You beautiless bin of malignant Pomeranian ptyalism
You dreadful posnet of poisoned whitetail effluent
You baneful sauce boat of wormy flea beetle droppings
You ill-looking carboy of soiled hellbender sperm
You vexatious stomach of insalubrious boar extrusion
You harassing flasket of bilious worm snake drool
You odious barracks bag of teeming tarpan ejecta
You discomforting reed basket of epileptic grasshopper mouse vomition
You miasmic bandolier of communicable billbug detritus
You detestable caisson of cankerous drill feces
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