Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You deformed trencher of toxic bush wren dross
You heavy sea bag of neuralgic shellfish salts
You humiliating gripsack of paralytic webworm fossils
You unlikable jeroboam of foul gazelle hound leavings
You pestering brandy snifter of envenomed halibut alluvia
You discomforting locker of ulcerous cedarbird spout
You mournful magnum of poisoned jackdaw egesta
You marred highboy of beset gerbil ash
You misproportioned bassinet of illicit girdle-tailed lizard traces
You unsightly game bag of morbific bush baby disgorgement
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