Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grim-visaged tucker bag [Austral] of toxicant Newfoundland puke
You graceless kitchen boiler of pestilential wildcat smut
You untasteful golf bag of unhygenic gerbil shavings
You rebarbative sink of contaminated water buffalo coprolith
You uncomely schooner of consumptive mosquito flowers
You noxious flower bowl of unhealthful toy poodle butts
You fetid box of cankerous sperm whale silt
You unenjoyable air bladder of syphilitic sidewinder flatus
You exhausting loculus of chlorotic prairie wolf excretes
You repulsive kibble of loose-moraled Kodiak bear scum
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