Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You repulsive bindle of smirched flat-coated retriever rubbish
You hard-favored oil can of lousy redpoll sewerage
You beastly caddy of encephalitic Ayrshire depositions
You wearisome jerrican of destructive mud hen waste
You sour tablespoon of wanton tit settlings
You forbidding hopper of variolar python secretion
You tiresome lota of unvirginal Narragansett pacer autacoid
You dislikable jar of scabietic French bulldog flatulence
You abominable casket of diseased redfin scoria
You clumsy tote bag of gangrenous coon sweat
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