Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ungraceful pail of wanton lovebird jet
You piteous breadbasket of apoplectic Hereford feculence
You excruciating money box of incontinent mantis leavings
You nasty tote bag of noisome catbird sinter
You dolorous pillbox of communicable barbet mucus
You irking scrip [archaic] of rickety fluke waste
You obnoxious crucible of insalubrious bezoar goat dregs
You harassing ditty bag of septic crustacean depositions
You pesky jar of impure turkey buzzard residuua
You cacogenic scoop of maculate sea elephant precipitations
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