Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You deformed wok of chlorotic tussah lacrimation
You harrowing bail of wanton Bernese mountain dog belch
You hideous corbeil [archit] of rheumatic horse ejectment
You homely fistula of diabetic armyworm excrement
You horrifying tumbler of dyspeptic polecat shit
You excruciating musette bag of miasmal markhor jet
You fulsome dinner pail of miasmic gudgeon pus
You loathsome sac of pestilential margay puke
You unsightly tankard of polluted Havana brown cat sputum
You unappeteizing haversack of deadly ice bear guano
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