Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You abominable gravy boat of hypertensive fox squirrel dingleberry
You odious bathtub of tumorigenic dipper defecation
You beautiless sauce boat of abandoned komondor rags
You blotted tyg of infested grampus discharge
You evil-looking flagon of unclean wood owl sputum
You inelegant purse of unvirginal Devon manure
You grim-faced handbag of septic myna rubbish
You sad dispatch box of venerate blue fish ejectment
You appalling capsule of unassimilable woodpecker extravasation
You despicable calabash of unwholesome caddis fly scraps
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