Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You crushing monstrance of cankered Ayrshire excretes
You despicable reliquary of beset grasshopper mouse slaver
You lamentable flasket of gangrenous bison sewerage
You burdensome pocket of contaminated earworm alluvia
You dismaying eggcup of colicky American trotter foam
You sharp buffet of smirched black Minorca refuse
You odious envelope of pathogenic gallinule defecation
You spoiled crock of miasmic Galloway spew
You irking cereal bowl of defiled teju flatus
You tiresome shovel of envenomed fox squirrel sweepings
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