Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grotesque messkit of infested hangbird slaver
You unalluring vase of indigestible whippoorwill cinders
You nauseating bladder of chlorotic sea bream gas
You troubling carryall of indecent Kerry Hill odds and ends
You unpleasing crock of beset Welsh terrier dejecta
You deplorable stave basket of freeloving grasshopper rubbish
You oppressive duffel bag of noxious puffer stool
You misshapen money box of toxiferous king snake sediment
You cacophonous casket of envenomed louse flatuosity
You miasmic purse of deadly bluebottle mucus
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