Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heavy footlocker of anemic flying fox BO
You appalling wooden basket of indecent meerkat chips
You provoking china of hydropic blue Andalusian transudation
You undelicious tureen of unclean Leghorn snot
You oppressive box of freeloving lemur saliva
You terrible grip of cankered marlin ejecta
You irksome brandy snifter of septic turnstone stubble
You ignoble lota of noisome spring frog jakes
You torturous vanity case of bilious eland ash
You cheerless wicker basket of epileptic squirrel dross
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