Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You atrocious drum of unhygenic kuvasz ructation
You depressing flagon of venomous Pekingese feculence
You horrendous dispatch box of malignant Rock manure
You dreadful chalice of infectious Marco Polo's sheep residuua
You cheerless grip of ravaged spectacled cobra pats
You marred beaker of pestilential flicker holdovers
You objectionable pannier of venenous sea lion slaver
You wearisome saccule of neuralgic boa constrictor shit
You odious wallet of unclean cliff swallow drivel
You uncomfortable piepan of infested Rhode Island white debris
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