Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You distressing footlocker of toxic pine mouse stumps
You undelicious caddie bag of nephritic vireo chaff
You wearisome evening bag of venenous cardinal froth
You execrable jorum of cancerous Shropshire spew
You baneful credenza of unwholesome bank swallow spittle
You ill-proportioned dosser of poisoned Romeldale sewage
You crushing duffel bag of incontinent ass jakes
You untasteful saddlebag of anemic flamingo droppings
You disfigured clothes hamper of unsalutary husky squirt
You misproportioned jar of sullied gnat smut
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