Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You teasing tyg of ratty turtle guano
You worrying slop pail of toxicant king cobra evacuation
You dysphemistic dessert spoon of impure canvasback shavings
You troublesome hatbox of pestilential penguin rheum
You depressing scuttle of wanton Southdown snot
You exhausting suitcase of measly sardine pats
You awful locker of poisonous panther jakes
You afflicting buffet of illicit white giant precipitates
You blemished dosser of adulterous butterfly agama burp
You misbegotten cell of septic onager slaver
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