Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You inelegant casserole of measly keeshond draff
You plaguey scrip [archaic] of unhealthful hamadryad ptyalism
You execrable chest of drawers of debauched baronduki defecation
You sickening chest of venenous walrus sperm
You harsh catchall of scorbutic narwhal ruins
You detestable envelope of tumorigenic sailfish effluent
You sore cell of miasmic lemming smut
You thankless bundle of edematous Columbia eructation
You shapeless pannier of toxiferous house martin chaff
You shocking mazer of hypertensive honker BO
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