Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pesky handbag of rachitic wood mouse drivel
You afflicting dresser of bilious frigate bird shit
You ill-proportioned attache´ case of wanton sea bream remainders
You humiliating blackjack of paralytic meadow lark excreta
You loathsome carton of indigestible auklet coprolite
You pathetic haversack of dropsical guanaco dung
You unwelcome e´tui of unhygenic wryneck remnants
You exasperating beaker of maculate sea cow ends
You dolorogenic nose bag of gouty iguana vomit
You contemptible mail pouch of miasmatic pronghorn dregs
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