Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heartbreaking dishpan of toxiferous locust rubbish
You annoying tun of cancerous siamang slobber
You woeful thermos of chlorotic genet emesis
You heartrending washbasket of luetic lark sperm
You vexatious flagon of malignant black cat eructation
You uglified stoup of peccant harnessed antelope rheum
You fetid sarcophagus of septic blowfish evacuation
You bothersome hatbox of abandoned walrus flowers
You dreadful saccus of defiled Andalusian snot
You mortifying vat of illicit mongoose depositions
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