Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You detestable billfold of infectious tit belch
You atrocious loculus of miasmic bullfrog sewerage
You horrible wineskin of diabetic soft-shelled turtle wind
You appalling puncheon of scorbutic buffalo ejectamenta
You troublesome mug of freeloving tussah hemorrhage
You odious spade of rickety Panama sweepings
You miasmic flower bowl of plagued kinglet waste
You tyrannous paten of phthisic swordfish effusion
You grim-visaged wardrobe of laryngitic alligator snapper autacoid
You abominable skippet of ulcerous Dexter grounds
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