Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You bitter stein of toxiferous gazelle hound flux
You dolorogenic pouch of miasmal painter [S US] feces
You dysphemistic tray of unsanitary katydid secretion
You unappeteizing bleb of cankerous fox terrier urine
You beautiless fifth of colicky bull terrier ordure
You gargoylish mortar of innutritious gannet scraps
You plaguesome scoop of freeloving bluebill spit
You exhausting Boston bag of incontinent redwing eccrisis
You thankless vase of unhygenic martin eruption
You awkward ewer of pediculous veiltail jet
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