Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unalluring double boiler of morbid whalebone whale dingleberry
You troublesome soupspoon of unassimilable pug ejectment
You sour monstrance of syphilitic frigate bird pee
You mournful pannikin of septic grass frog ejaculation
You troubling hamper of wormy chicken hawk odds and ends
You undelicious scrotum of venenous ermine alluvia
You obscene cabinet of ratty camel sewage
You dislikable tureen of soiled flicker BO
You afflicting Saratoga trunk of miasmic cucumber flea beetle gas
You unbeauteous brandy snifter of pedicular Brahman belch
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