Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You miasmal bucket of unassimilable blind snake scraps
You thankless tun of abandoned grosbeak barf
You unhandsome coffin of diseased affenpinscher manure
You hard-visaged rummer of peccant angel fish foam
You distasteful gunny of envenomed Border terrier excretes
You heartrending paten of wanton Scottish deerhound waste
You objectionable trowel of loose-moraled brown bear hormone
You unbearable casserole of toxiferous teredo remainders
You ill-shaped chest of infectious poyou holdovers
You dysphemized cellaret of pleuritic shark spurt
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