Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You saddening percolator of envenomed grasshopper mouse sialagogue
You unwelcome reticule of rickety onager chips
You crude tyg of infective bee rumps
You sad cereal bowl of luetic kinkajou sweat
You beautiless purse of mortified gunnel sewage
You shapeless dinner pail of toxical jennet expectoration
You consuming wastepaper basket of plagued canary ca-ca
You tyrannous washbasin of illicit locust rubbish
You teasing kilderkin of ulcerated kingfish butts
You terrible sauce boat of dropsical solan goose sperm
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