Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You troublesome vargueno of tabetic boxer orts
You obscene honeypot of leprous swan barf
You despicable kit bag of ravaged tortoise belch
You awkward lota of insalubrious oont [India] sewage
You intolerable tassie [Brit] of podagric merl rheum
You ill-favored gravy boat of unsalutary tiger draff
You harrowing rush basket of morbid dunlin traces
You dysphemistic cancelli of pestilential gull dejecta
You ill-made packing box of arthritic black bear ruins
You ungraced hip bath of wormy devilfish ca-ca
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