Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hard-favored trowel of rickety gannet waste
You troubling piggin of unhealthy bollworm rumps
You undelectable tyg of miasmal dugong rheum
You unattractive chifforobe of unwholesome teal shavings
You noxious schooner of bilious rat terrier spew
You nasty air bladder of chlorotic toucan jakes
You woebegone ashtray of phthisic wood frog eruption
You uninviting billy of ulcerated anteater ructation
You grotesque clothesbasket of miasmatic field mouse ejection
You obnoxious duffel bag of tumorous miniature schnauzer soot
https://cheswick.com/insult