Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You teasing gallipot of malarial sea calf ash
You ill-made shelves of morbid damselfly ejectamenta
You ungainly clothes hamper of bilious Hambletonian traces
You blemished saucer of paralytic sea bream drool
You fetid canister of arthritic Pomeranian scourings
You sour press of freeloving weevil night soil
You execrable sheath of ravaged silver salmon ordure
You heartrending pocketcase of tabetic horned screamer eccrisis
You untasteful butt of teeming shad fly remainders
You affecting hipflask of envenomed bull mastiff salts
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