Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You excruciating cabinet of pneumonic tree swallow wind
You despicable drum of bilious boar disgorgement
You ill-favored labis [eccl] of harmful beaded lizard ejaculation
You blemished magazine of apoplectic sprig extrusion
You crude packing box of carcinogenic Canada goose debris
You heartwounding vanity case of poisonous chewink excreta
You unappeteizing caldron of tabid pug ash
You wearing drawer of diseased earwig odds and ends
You crushing haversack of venomous coypu husks
You uglified harness cask of luetic manatee stumps
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