Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You painful liqueur glass of phthisic linnet moraine
You pathetic splint basket of debauched mandrill deposits
You ignoble flowerpot of noxious peewee froth
You stinking wastepaper basket of wanton Polled Durham egestion
You unwelcome ashcan of tubercular sperm whale piss
You discomforting capsule of infected Chinook salmon relics
You harsh bandbox of dyspeptic crow stumps
You uncomfortable ditty bag of pediculous parakeet extrusion
You affecting stoup of malarial emu shit
You unsavory tobacco pouch of injurious bank swallow rheum
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