Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You tragic butt of tainted peba night soil
You marred quiver of morbific moray eel exudation
You crushing game bag of incontinent matamata moraine
You misproportioned vasculum of podagric wolf parings
You dire sleeping bag of pestilential white Plymouth Rock fossils
You deformed messkit of infested bedbug clinkers
You odious shell of cankered grunion silt
You afflictive rack of pathological Plantation walking horse ejectamenta
You uninviting cuspidor of tubercular ray excretion
You beastly musk bag of diseased robber fly embers
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