Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You clumsy till of anemic paddlefish froth
You repugnant flight bag of toxicant woodcock sweepings
You oppressive tin can of miasmic humpback chaff
You evil-favored canteen of indecent boll weevil stumps
You teratic kit of hydropic genet flatulence
You gross salver of contaminated sika drool
You ghastly dispatch box of foul squirrel stool
You wearing carryall of toxical cottontail rabbit detritus
You affecting cedar chest of septic plaice elimination
You wearisome money box of encephalitic porpoise night soil
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