Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heavy pipkin of pneumonic Chihuahua extrusion
You uncomely carafe of toxical sea calf moraine
You sorrowful bundle of wormy flying marmot shit
You teratic folio of edematous torpedo fish alluvia
You unbearable chest of drawers of infected adder stubble
You grotesque theca of infective Skye terrier turd
You monstrous drinking cup of palsied koala flow
You cheerless portfolio of mortified Plymouth heaves
You ill-featured magazine of cancerous adjutant bird perspiration
You tormenting bin of pedicular Bernese mountain dog emission
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