Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You spoiled boiler of malignant boa constrictor grounds
You evil-looking trug of pathological titlark silt
You heinous flask of innutritious Plymouth sputum
You bitter blackjack of toxiferous smelt ejectamenta
You grotesque teapot of ulcerous gemsbok fart
You obscene cardcase of dropsical brown thrasher dross
You grisly fruit basket of soiled blue Andalusian relics
You regrettable suitcase of pestilential cinnamon bear clinkers
You blemished dustpan of defiled swift manure
You embarrassing washbasket of malign gourami piss
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