Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heinous hamper of mortified pine snake ordure
You fetid spoon of consumptive yak scourings
You afflictive vacuum bottle of envenomed Cashmere goat slabber
You ungraceful chest of drawers of smirched gnu holdovers
You dismal Canterbury of poisonous Persian cat gas
You irritating honeypot of rachitic Bactrian camel extrusion
You wearing closet of variolar Gila monster sputum
You unpleasing pericarp of ulcerated nightjar egestion
You intolerable punnet of noisome linnet stool
You harassing overnight bag of grubby garganey ends
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