Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You affecting tub of miasmal Saluki deposits
You despicable pocketcase of miasmic Ayrshire jet
You repellent poke of unchaste newt barf
You insufferable pony of luetic barbet detritus
You noxious chest of drawers of abandoned marmot effluent
You detestable vanity bag of unhealthy toad drivel
You deplorable Canterbury of unhygenic flycatcher sialorrhea
You tiresome terrine of ulcerous lynx excretes
You lamentable punnet of indigestible dorado emission
You ugly kettle of pleuritic snowshoe rabbit slabber
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