Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dire piggin of insalubrious wild pig rags
You unpretty drinking cup of malign goat antelope precipitates
You dolorous locker box of gangrenous blowfly settlings
You unlikable credenza of toxicant flounder puke
You scarecrowish highball glass of variolar Australorp cinders
You dismal scrip [archaic] of loose-moraled redshank excreta
You unpleasant bunker of indigestible sea dog flatulence
You depressing cage of unchaste dunlin spit
You oppressive musk bag of contagious badger ash
You disgusting bin of infectious night-heron excretes
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