Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heartrending shelf of miasmic kestrel stool
You excruciating dresser of epileptic mud puppy dregs
You loathsome tyg of pestiferous onager tears
You dreary jorum of malignant dragon rags
You deplorable bag of rachitic grison ejectamenta
You fulsome monstrance of gouty scarab perspiration
You irksome creel of veneniferous anoa sweat
You ungainly breadbasket of venomous dabchick feces
You unlikable glasses of toxic hangbird spit
You agonizing liqueur glass of pathological midwife toad mucus
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