Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You baneful spoon of pathogenic otterhound purulence
You harrowing bindle of unsalutary komondor exudation
You unenjoyable warming pan of rickety eft sweat
You shocking rundlet of beset gnu goat sewage
You regrettable tinderbox of wormy German short-haired pointer detritus
You pestering harness cask of scrofulous walleye droppings
You execrable coffee cup of colicky sergeant fish flatus
You woeful schooper of venomous copperhead spurt
You heartbreaking blister of unclean cocker spaniel rags
You loathsome broiler of maculate sandpiper exudate
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