Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You loathsome chest of miasmal flying lemur slag
You awkward sauce boat of poisoned pasang flatulence
You exasperating pitcher of consumptive black game refuse
You mournful clothes hamper of maculate timber wolf remainders
You unappeteizing Toby-jug of miasmic quarter horse disgorgement
You wearisome wicker basket of virulent blowfish precipitates
You cacophonic carboy of palsied trout ejaculation
You piteous loculus of noisome caecilian fart
You unlovely oil can of poisonous sable elimination
You depressing capsule of bilious clumber spaniel dross
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