Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grinding bud vase of septic blue jay pus
You defaced magazine of pathological weevil leavings
You execrable gripsack of scabietic hawk excretion
You ill-proportioned stoup of miasmic plaice sialorrhea
You grim-visaged keg of veneniferous planarian ordure
You bothersome reticule of gangrened capelin snot
You noisome cedar chest of pediculous butcher bird saliva
You sorrowful soupspoon of polluted Siberian husky sperm
You sore vial of palsied Eskimo dog feculence
You unengaging dessert spoon of innutritious koala drivel
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