Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dysphemized satchel of cankered brook trout scraps
You dreadful dosser of gouty jewfish stool
You shapeless schooner of scabietic Barbary horse voidance
You grim-faced mortar of miasmatic nighthawk salivation
You noxious hamper of miasmal buffalo bug rubbish
You scarecrowish rush basket of deadly tanager moraine
You foul buffet of infective leech emission
You unshapely chest of drawers of toxicant spectacled cobra ejecta
You abominable silique of diseased hamster sewerage
You noisome demitasse of insalubrious chipmunk squirt
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