Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You troubling sound of chlorotic Dutch Belted feces
You dolorous utricle of tubercular Clydesdale terrier ptyalism
You pesky footlocker of veneniferous American foxhound residuua
You galling drinking cup of miasmal rat coprolith
You humiliating vase of pediculous stork husks
You vexing demitasse of hypertensive Angora cat sinter
You grisly rundlet of tabid ricebird excrement
You painful rush basket of venenous alewife evacuation
You terrible catch basin of virulent zebu diaphoresis
You woebegone bundle of cankerous Siberian husky dribble
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