Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You cheerless carton of pediculous prairie dog scourings
You hard-featured drinking horn of contaminated pocket gopher excretion
You galling envelope of hypertensive Hambletonian cinders
You importunate udder of cankered ptarmigan manure
You torturous glass of harmful fisher traces
You sharp demitasse of tumorous Arabian ejectamenta
You miasmic labis [eccl] of scrofulous shiner secretion
You bitter cereal bowl of toxicant redhead smut
You awkward tea urn of morbid gazelle salivation
You grim-faced soup bowl of pestiferous potto purulence
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