Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You mortifying tumbler of unchaste tic-polonga dross
You fulsome caster of deadly black Minorca rheum
You onerous cuspidor of ratty gecko heaves
You displeasing bandolier of veneniferous ground squirrel flops
You undelicious rundlet of loose hangbird ructation
You touching traveling bag of defiled porcupine expulsion
You ill-featured posnet of lousy bullfrog hemorrhage
You worrying mortar of septic Brahman semen
You disturbing can of noxious auk wind
You unattractive dinner plate of leprous congo snake flowers
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