Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You disconcerting vial of loose-moraled cormorant spout
You wearing vargueno of nephritic crane detritus
You unpretty liqueur glass of venerate bearded lizard chaff
You beastly haversack of measly Jersey holdovers
You comfortless mail pouch of indigestible Weimaraner ordure
You oppressive file of chlorotic kinglet eruption
You galling legume of insalubrious lung fish piss
You graceless coffeepot of insanitary adjutant bird sewerage
You disgusting hot-water bottle of noxious Airedale survivals
You woebegone theca of rheumatic poorwill excretes
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