Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hateful coal scuttle of impure ring-necked pheasant scourings
You inelegant air sac of destructive oquassa cinders
You sorrowful china of paralytic louse debris
You disagreeable flasket of scrofulous flying lemur depositions
You regrettable sinus of malign myna BO
You blotted clothespress of chlorotic sika precipitates
You unwelcome duffel bag of dropsical Dalmatian spit
You pathetic flagon of unwholesome asp salts
You repugnant wooden basket of toxiferous guppy flowers
You troublesome mail pouch of infected Clydesdale terrier flow
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