Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You annoying powder horn of ratty siren holdovers
You objectionable wastebasket of pedicular earthworm offscourings
You teratic kitchen boiler of cankerous chigetai scum
You piteous bag of abandoned grunt voidance
You unaesthetic sac of allergic King Charles spaniel exudate
You pitiable hope chest of malignant cuckoo sewage
You malformed washbasin of maculate scaup duck discharge
You desolating escritoire of ulcerous whistler transudation
You horrid carton of malarial mountain sheep sediment
You intolerable teaspoon of unsalutary wood duck alluvia
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