Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rebarbative tableware of dyspeptic aurochs scraps
You contemptible hatbox of cancerous black Orpington hemorrhage
You heavy air sac of miasmic inchworm froth
You pestering piggin of poisoned fer-de-lance clinkers
You offensive cabinet of gouty crocodile effluent
You dolorogenic vial of unhealthful wild sheep disgorgement
You pestilential pocket flask of unsanitary lynx vomit
You disagreeable biggin of arthritic Red Poll spout
You afflicting kit of insalubrious foxhound guano
You foul backpack of tainted large black extravasation
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