Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You disagreeable tray of malarial glutton burp
You abominable handbag of palsied gourami flatulence
You terrible ashcan of apoplectic springer spaniel slag
You hard-favored evening bag of peccant cocker spaniel sialorrhea
You touching portmanteau of lousy beluga droppings
You insufferable blackjack of dyspeptic panther smut
You vile slop pail of noisome cockchafer salivation
You awkward musette bag of defiled mud hen spurt
You disturbing crock of virulent eagle ca-ca
You thankless gallbladder of variolous grison leavings
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