Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpleasing bureau of malign finback pats
You sickening coffin of insanitary gray wolf spittle
You misbegotten puncheon of carcinogenic butterfly agama piddle
You unbeauteous pocket of phthisic Yorkshire urine
You bothersome coffeepot of smirched redbird effluent
You execrable scabbard of colicky Wyandotte sweat
You blotted caldron of unassimilable cobra cinders
You heartbreaking bidet of soiled catfish evacuation
You rotten bud vase of noisome Columbia ejectamenta
You unengaging piggin of malarial water bug dross
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