Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You graceless fruit basket of miasmatic egret dingleberry
You unwelcome beer glass of rickety toy poodle sperm
You unbearable trowel of miasmal hanuman alluvia
You dreary coffee cup of infected curculio lacrimation
You sickening filing box of tabid chat hemorrhage
You heavy spittoon of arthritic buff Orpington refuse
You untasteful washbasin of pediculous musk deer husks
You unalluring chest of scorbutic wolverine rubbish
You ghastly scrip [archaic] of tainted stork survivals
You scarecrowish spider of pneumonic hyena flatus
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