Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You base dinner pail of paralytic godwit gas
You insupportable china of phthisic urial ca-ca
You unpalatable barracks bag of contagious wheatear ptyalism
You hard-favored escritoire of venenous snapper urine
You bitter cardcase of pestilential agama wind
You unappealing harness cask of leprous imperial mammoth extrusion
You sour Saratoga trunk of incontinent shepherd dog dingleberry
You grievous frying pan of grubby herring hog exudation
You teasing hot-water bottle of foul basilisk perspiration
You tragic tray of unhealthful porgy relics
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