Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You stinking sugar bowl of loose Welsh deposits
You noxious double boiler of abandoned sea eagle precipitates
You irksome caddy of innutritious black buck exudate
You troubling teapot of contaminated syrphus fly piss
You burdensome bowl of allergic whooper swan smut
You grim scrip [archaic] of loose-moraled New Hampshire red flux
You unattractive plate of deadly cayman ash
You bleak canteen of insanitary hawk scourings
You weighty quiver of scrofulous dugong night soil
You awkward carryall of venomous kingfisher ejectment
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