Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You bothersome spade of hypertensive thresher dregs
You ill-featured e´tui of peccant kissing bug ejectment
You untasteful bowl of innutritious owl burp
You distressful pipe of measly turtledove froth
You dolorous saccus of smirched camelopard parings
You terrible socket of wormy miller sewage
You awful sack of harmful tern leavings
You harassing sleeping bag of dyspeptic saki ejecta
You moving wardrobe of pleuritic cormorant evacuation
You unendurable kitchen boiler of beset torpedo fish silt
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