Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You homely wardrobe of scabietic hake feculence
You heartwounding crate of veneniferous cat pats
You overburdensome trug of pathogenic buffalo carpet beetle defecation
You ill-proportioned cruet of tainted zebra urine
You harassing musk bag of anemic phoebe tears
You sharp roaster of tumorigenic aoudad precipitates
You inelegant reed basket of hypertensive argala exudation
You wearing sauce boat of colicky harnessed antelope ends
You miasmal bowl of scorbutic indigo bunting dejecta
You crushing bakepan of toxicant Syrian bear ejectment
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