Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grim fistula of infected French bulldog excrement
You tragic hatbox of destructive shrike stubble
You unsavory saccus of deadly earwig crap
You appalling spider of pathogenic Dandie Dinmont terrier vestiges
You loathsome pipkin of diabetic horn fly filings
You excruciating cyst of rheumatic blue fish scourings
You unlovely phial of wanton babirusa ca-ca
You irking bin of colicky Panama exudation
You clumsy secretary of impure French Canadian piss
You harassing mail pouch of polluted wildcat squirt
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