Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rueful tassie [Brit] of indecent asp sweat
You odious stomach of pleuritic Cochin ash
You sorrowful coffer of pedicular pike perch droppings
You insupportable game bag of defiled sea turtle remains
You grim-visaged mortarboard of variolous coot saliva
You discomforting bud vase of mortified Burmese cat rubbish
You provoking blackjack of venerate black face Highland thyroxin
You nauseating housewife of toxiferous meerkat scoria
You gargoylish lota of ravaged redstart night soil
You dysphemized secretary of dyspeptic murre flatuosity
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