Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You miasmal trunk of ulcerated cisco refuse
You woeful caddie bag of unhealthy striped bass scoria
You offensive schoolbag of communicable foumart flops
You poignant sitzbath of poisoned Sunapee trout remnants
You undelectable tea urn of pathogenic tamandua semen
You humiliating matchbox of unhealthful cichlid settlings
You untasteful pouch of polluted Rock Cornish filings
You rending spittoon of bilious sloth embers
You gruesome hot-water bottle of lousy sea urchin draff
You pitiable dresser of poisonous white wolf salts
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