Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unalluring bleb of maculate Brittany spaniel sweat
You unpalatable skippet of polluted meerkat shit
You grotesque wineskin of lousy okapi soot
You ungainly pocketbook of ulcerous sheldrake smut
You worrisome wooden basket of toxical shovel-nose salts
You nasty kit bag of infective kea ejectamenta
You blotted trencher of epileptic redpoll emesis
You base carpetbag of besmirched sunfish vomition
You wearing backpack of arthritic blackbird excretes
You malodorous creel of diseased tragopan dejecta
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