Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You evil-looking sound of diabetic fluke sputum
You irking ammunition box of impure addax BO
You sad attache´ case of syphilitic Norfolk spaniel scum
You dolorous trunk of edematous redbird gas
You woeful cream pitcher of harmful shovel-nose discharge
You affecting mortarboard of destructive sea elephant shit
You agonizing rundlet of dropsical hog excrement
You insufferable piepan of consumptive shovelhead catfish husks
You unalluring chest of drawers of lousy hoopoe sinter
You horrible sea bag of deadly gannet fart
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