Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You humiliating chamber pot of tumorigenic Irish wolfhound flatuosity
You revolting gallipot of abandoned horned rattlesnake crap
You ill-featured vasculum of leprous jumping mouse burp
You stinking capsule of indigestible agouti precipitations
You detestable billfold of chlorotic standardbred ca-ca
You noxious drum of unhealthful constrictor snot
You offensive billy of laryngitic schipperke pee
You plaguesome highboy of tainted sting ray pus
You untasteful bathtub of maculate nutria secretion
You pestilential trowel of wanton Jersey odds and ends
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