Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You undesirable hot-water bottle of unsalutary Norfolk spaniel puke
You offensive slop pail of tabetic toadfish snot
You exasperating breaker of dyspeptic elk transudation
You excruciating boot of veneniferous flying lemur feculence
You unbeauteous box of unhygenic chacma ejectment
You harassing billfold of pathological chickadee foam
You pathetic chest of drawers of variolous eyra belch
You irritating secretary of miasmal parakeet filings
You unattractive rundlet of phthisic gannet sweepings
You disagreeable crock of adulterous guillemot survivals
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