Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You revolting hogshead of maculate leopard frog embers
You hard-favored ostensorium of abandoned bull mastiff foam
You marred bread pan of unhealthy wood owl crap
You unhandsome fifth of rheumatic alligator lizard offscourings
You troublesome credenza of defiled whippoorwill dross
You forbidding demijohn of rachitic pig fart
You provoking dinner pail of miasmatic bluegill spout
You unenjoyable bleb of malignant turkey buzzard egestion
You galling dish of tumorigenic bowfin ejectamenta
You replusive wineskin of carcinogenic eelpout leavings
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