Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You harsh nose bag of neuritic tortoise slabber
You thankless reticule of phthisic scarab salts
You plaguing teakettle of pedicular schipperke flowers
You distressing drawer of smirched gourami disgorgement
You wearying evening bag of pathological salamander ructation
You harrowing carafe of neuralgic horsefly soot
You inelegant mug of morbid blue fish dingleberry
You bothersome sea bag of envenomed wood tick chaff
You sad frying pan of innutritious jewfish perspiration
You unbearable harness cask of grubby tatou snot
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