Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sad sauce boat of lousy bluebird effluent
You noxious tucker bag [Austral] of unhealthy tautog draff
You uncomfortable tun of laryngitic Labrador retriever ca-ca
You unsightly portfolio of injurious nilgai rheum
You unpretty butt of tumorous stone curlew egesta
You misshapen gunny of unhealthful flatfish extravasation
You sorrowful highball glass of soiled clumber spaniel clinkers
You disfigured flasket of bilious quetzal alluvia
You irritating lota of tubercular hippopotamus gas
You mephitic plate of diseased chipping sparrow regurgitation
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