Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unwelcome budget [dial] of veneniferous West Highland white terrier ejectment
You ill-shaped milk pail of consumptive colobus settlings
You fulsome holster of infectious German coach horse foam
You base secretary of contagious Brussels griffon guano
You insufferable pipe of colicky bird of paradise flatulence
You ghastly drinking cup of noxious manul transudation
You thankless clothesbasket of incontinent rainbow trout dejecta
You misbegotten jardiniere of scrofulous guenon slabber
You sour packet of wanton genet ructation
You unattractive saddlebag of innutritious tanager ruins
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