Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpretty reed basket of scrofulous snapper emesis
You hard-featured locker of illicit urus vomit
You painful poke of pestiferous duck ends
You tormenting highboy of virulent bald eagle sialagogue
You unbeautiful washtub of gangrened bristletail fart
You distressing washbasin of infected merganser vestiges
You embarrassing bin of adulterous tiger defecation
You shocking diplomatic pouch of cancerous dog soot
You pathetic pipkin of peccant Blenheim spaniel leavings
You heinous cage of palsied veery evacuation
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