Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You wearing powder horn of phthisic milk snake barf
You ill-looking tinderbox of rachitic pigeon spittle
You aggravating budget [dial] of leprous bonnet monkey belch
You rebarbative stoup of gangrenous salmon trout embers
You appalling can of luetic oriole deposits
You grim-visaged overnight bag of epileptic broadtail extravasation
You obnoxious drawer of unvirginal muskrat residue
You horrendous noggin of cankerous buffalo bug moraine
You troublesome caisson of syphilitic loon settlings
You horrid reed basket of pedicular gray fox burp
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