Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unappealing bleb of cankerous mugger residuua
You heinous carafe of miasmatic titmouse ca-ca
You revolting reliquary of toxicant archerfish smut
You hard-visaged phial of unwholesome alligator ends
You base net of innutritious stone curlew refuse
You abhorrent shelf of noisome Virginia deer vomit
You grisly caddy of dropsical wren ructation
You unengaging biggin of septic flying phalanger manure
You harrowing tassie [Brit] of tumorous fly barf
You dreary bushel of diabetic pine mouse flowers
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