Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You depressing teakettle of malarial boll weevil coprolith
You sour evening bag of harmful Romeldale smut
You frightful Saratoga trunk of malign cucumber flea beetle clinkers
You unpleasant kibble of innutritious loon feculence
You mournful magnum of cancerous kea egesta
You woeful box of tabetic martin relics
You comfortless breadbasket of scrofulous tortoise expulsion
You sad butt of adulterous pewit pee
You tormenting dish of ratty chat remnants
You base noggin of pediculous pilchard waste
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