Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You cacophonic tote bag of bilious blue fox froth
You gruesome crate of tubercular mourning dove offscourings
You abhorrent flask of unchaste Blenheim spaniel clinkers
You misproportioned trencher of polluted setter dejecta
You crushing packet of unhealthful bee sewerage
You horrific flowerpot of unclean Charbray ordure
You galling glass of hydropic sawfish wind
You desolating trash can of diabetic thrasher spew
You grim evening bag of tumorous echidna piss
You wearing udder of diseased octopus feces
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