Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pitiable creel of smirched hermit thrush odds and ends
You onerous glasses of unchaste cotton mouse froth
You crude scoop of tubercular shipworm remains
You vile tableware of pneumonic mollusk feculence
You unhandsome tinderbox of pocky rhea scourings
You afflictive calyx of abandoned kingfish flowers
You atrocious sideboard of malignant Ayrshire stumps
You dysphemistic calabash of ravaged buffalo bug flops
You misproportioned salad bowl of leprous Devon spit
You horrid oil can of foul mountain gorilla excrement
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