Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You tormenting creamer of unhygenic clumber spaniel husks
You gargoylish stewpan of defiled lacewing flatus
You ignoble highboy of virulent kite exudate
You unengaging snuffbox of pneumonic silver fox flux
You grotesque broiler of unassimilable sea mew shavings
You misshapen boll of pestilential jewfish flatuosity
You onerous punnet of indecent bird of paradise fart
You thankless casserole of unhealthful sturgeon egestion
You execrable scrip [archaic] of indigestible girdle-tailed lizard eructation
You hard-featured GI can of malarial silkworm spittle
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