Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You afflictive billfold of tabid starling leavings
You ghastly shell of pedicular capercaillie dross
You untasteful punnet of phthisic English bulldog remainders
You hard-favored bail of variolar kissing bug ordure
You cacophonic stein of allergic silverfish salts
You unsightly bunker of apoplectic colobus flatuosity
You racking bedroll of unhealthful dobson fly turd
You comfortless udder of veneniferous Cornish barf
You base wooden basket of ratty tsetse fly heaves
You unsavory pail of pocky bedbug night soil
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