Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You plaguing portmanteau of unhygenic chipping sparrow spit
You undelicious washbasin of bilious Rock Cornish sewerage
You sour game bag of phthisic tautog rags
You cheerless cardcase of poisonous dolphin sediment
You afflicting holdall of infective jungle fowl extravasation
You pathetic e´tui of insalubrious Dutch Belted scum
You woebegone clothes hamper of syphilitic otter ejectamenta
You troubling filing box of smirched ruddy duck flowers
You pestering dinner plate of luetic mule deer piddle
You regrettable ashpan of diabetic Cheshire cinders
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