Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You noisome calabash of abandoned Campine ejection
You unpleasing frail of impure Longhorn filings
You heavy diplomatic pouch of pathogenic Leghorn excrement
You ugly bidet of virulent skunk emesis
You depressing waiter of ulcerous Bactrian camel ruins
You dreary Canterbury of pneumonic yellowbird foam
You distressful saucepan of syphilitic jackass sialorrhea
You disgusting spoon of cankered bollworm sewage
You tiresome wallet of ravaged echidna scoria
You inelegant cigarette case of poisonous foumart dingleberry
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