Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unsightly tote bag of veneniferous rabbitfish ptyalism
You unattractive hope chest of diseased Shire egesta
You offensive fruit basket of chlorotic bustard husks
You repellent skillet of measly flying fish dingleberry
You malodorous creel of contaminated muskrat hormone
You ungainly dipper of loose-moraled hackney pony piss
You unlikable locker of pocky buffalo carpet beetle wind
You dysphemistic gallbladder of toxic striped bass turd
You pestering thermos of tabetic peludo slaver
You fetid boiler of tumorigenic bluebottle sewage
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