Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You overburdensome jerrican of veneniferous night-heron dingleberry
You unwelcome budget [dial] of infective Sussex traces
You shapeless horn of contagious erne drool
You fulsome kettle of pestiferous cricket evacuation
You disagreeable highboy of tabid redstart spew
You grim-faced flowerpot of defiled bull terrier barf
You grinding pitcher of toxiferous gnu extravasation
You affecting jardiniere of soiled mud hen ejectamenta
You woebegone housewife of unsanitary hackney pony scum
You vile tea chest of plagued walkingstick egestion
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