Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sad phial of pestilential planarian flatuosity
You ill-made piggin of ratty lacewing evacuation
You dreary dishpan of ulcerated speckled trout saliva
You uninviting wicker basket of tabetic goldfish clinkers
You base noggin of chlorotic horn fly residuua
You dire saucepan of neuralgic papillon slag
You tragic compote of miasmal cow rags
You ill-looking brazier of poisonous barracuda feces
You bitter bakepan of unhealthful cichlid slabber
You spoiled loculus of ulcerous terrier fossils
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