Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrid gravy boat of venenous Waler ejecta
You undelicious seedcase of syphilitic chinchilla scourings
You touching creel of pathogenic lizard shavings
You undelectable highball glass of scabietic chameleon secretion
You cacophonous hogshead of toxical sloth holdovers
You dire frying pan of polluted German short-haired pointer effluent
You atrocious fifth of defiled cormorant eruption
You sharp soupspoon of harmful kangaroo mouse ends
You sad hip bath of peccant painter [S US] piddle
You evil-favored pocketbook of miasmal Suffolk butts
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