Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You embarrassing tinderbox of grubby gazelle hound dregs
You grim-visaged capsule of allergic Brown Swiss elimination
You misproportioned legume of morbid wood duck flatuosity
You rending tub of infectious Orpington coprolith
You unbeautiful bladder of venenous goldfish flux
You lamentable harness cask of ravaged deer ordure
You unpleasing bedroll of pathological weasel excretes
You horrible hot-water bottle of dropsical flat-coated retriever feces
You atrocious decanter of rachitic kangaroo odds and ends
You unengaging tableware of hypertensive caribou sputum
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