Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ghastly chalice of variolous pheasant dregs
You ignoble schoolbag of defiled boarhound precipitations
You bleak snuffbox of pediculous sprat leftovers
You poignant shell of rickety sea calf emission
You vexatious poke of arthritic wood duck spit
You thankless tallboy of luetic capybara urine
You pestering glasses of pestilential jigger spurt
You repellent salver of debauched deer mouse flatus
You sharp sugar spoon of laryngitic brown thrasher husks
You grisly tyg of soiled Newfoundland sputum
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