Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You execrable jigger of gangrened redfish vomition
You dysphemistic cage of pleuritic Colorado beetle spurt
You crude hatbox of chlorotic raven sweepings
You heartrending pottinger of smirched bedbug slaver
You disconcerting folio of neuritic mosquito hawk discharge
You teratic vargueno of infective bison flops
You bothering ark of consumptive pelican orts
You evil-looking rack of freeloving donkey spit
You ill-featured follicle of hydropic hawk owl foam
You tormenting drinking horn of infected iguana slobber
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