Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You fetid coffee urn of unhygenic English toy spaniel refuse
You dislikable sewing basket of syphilitic zebra finch sewage
You onerous mortarboard of tumorous king snake dribble
You ill-featured haversack of envenomed marlin eccrisis
You rending vial of cancerous chimney swift tears
You rebarbative escritoire of septic loach defecation
You hideous cuspidor of bilious field spaniel egesta
You provoking liqueur glass of loose-moraled Manchester terrier settlings
You disconcerting silique of infectious guanaco detritus
You marred schooper of soiled elephant squirt
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