Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You foul shot glass of neuralgic rhea rags
You awful glass of smirched scorpion fly ejectamenta
You crude vanity bag of miasmatic gray wolf spit
You horrendous grip of unwholesome English cocker spaniel odds and ends
You evil-looking sitzbath of grubby New Hampshire coprolith
You homely whatnot of consumptive ibis slobber
You comfortless rummer of plagued billbug secretion
You bitter magnum of anemic mew drool
You shapeless schooner of noxious jay spurt
You ignoble musette bag of leprous Brahman jet
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