Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You offensive magnum of loose-moraled capuchin depositions
You sour cruet of nephritic salmon precipitates
You defaced bread pan of wormy locust dregs
You dolorific reticule of teeming Sussex coprolite
You hard-visaged hatbox of palsied schipperke burp
You pesky caldron of unhygenic moor hen silt
You wearying decanter of hypertensive argusfish excretion
You grim bidet of leprous coon cat voidance
You unlovely chalice of contaminated German coach horse wind
You shapeless punch bowl of tumorous wild duck refuse
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