Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pitiable musk bag of arthritic ibex emission
You heartrending garbage can of toxic marmoset settlings
You grim-visaged ostensorium of insanitary Jersey grounds
You pestiferous chest of carcinogenic aye-aye emesis
You unshapely saucepan of besmirched sow bug droppings
You dysphemistic brandy snifter of venomous stoat autacoid
You humiliating wastebasket of podagric Pekingese flowers
You onerous dosser of deadly aardvark froth
You bitter packet of defiled bull mastiff disgorgement
You abhorrent ark of luetic pelican silt
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