Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You uglified sac of neuralgic Afghan hound droppings
You sour packing box of poisoned thrush foam
You mephitic teacup of toxical tautog dung
You gross secretary of toxicant phalanger butts
You malformed magnum of deadly Bantam emission
You desolating firkin of tumorigenic fox terrier effluent
You stinking bindle of grubby horse tears
You repelling sugar spoon of wormy Longhorn chaff
You grisly dosser of harmful kiwi flow
You unappealing locker box of pleuritic water spaniel orts
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