Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rotten chiffonier of unclean black Minorca guano
You desolating bindle of infested puma leavings
You repulsive cereal bowl of syphilitic swamp rabbit flatus
You disgusting bandbox of epileptic harrier sialagogue
You unspeakable matchbox of deadly black sea bass secretion
You dreadful bin of palsied crow vomition
You cacophonous scyphus of unhealthful housefly butts
You irking musette bag of plagued daboia thyroxin
You galling scuttle of rachitic chickadee cinders
You undelicious knapsack of sullied spoonbill gas
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