Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You shapeless sarcophagus of abandoned shrike stumps
You heavy pocketcase of wormy crappie residuua
You untasteful backpack of maculate jumping mouse expulsion
You disturbing jar of ravaged German shepherd slag
You heartrending cruet of tabetic harpy eagle fossils
You ungraceful stoup of luetic filefish puke
You disgusting tableware of contagious electric ray relics
You awful tallboy of neuralgic redbird belch
You terrible boiler of smirched veery vomit
You base urn of rachitic tope sputum
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