Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You bleak kit bag of smirched blackhead Persian precipitations
You frightful wineskin of impure turnstone parings
You awkward Toby-jug of poisoned onager smut
You heartwounding sideboard of destructive Audubon's warbler chips
You dolorogenic butt of freeloving possum barf
You uncomely drum of septic leopard cat night soil
You plaguey locker box of dyspeptic sow bug traces
You heavy bursa of indigestible walleye waste
You obnoxious wardrobe of laryngitic halibut husks
You teratic trowel of abandoned wood owl sweat
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