Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unenjoyable desk of toxical Shire sweepings
You awful Toby-jug of toxiferous redhead crap
You heartwounding net of indecent cormorant excreta
You heinous saccus of venerate Shorthorn flatus
You mephitic clothesbasket of laryngitic Morgan precipitations
You beautiless labis [eccl] of defiled meadow lark sewage
You blotted box of phthisic Suffolk tears
You atrocious pouch of grubby shrew mole purulence
You burdensome pocket of rachitic dragon fish eccrisis
You unappealing socket of injurious Marco Polo's sheep jakes
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