Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rebarbative vat of wormy gazelle hound piss
You unengaging stave basket of hydropic Polled Hereford traces
You blemished teaspoon of tumorous camelopard shit
You unendurable caldron of ratty okapi heaves
You agonizing mail pouch of foul Romney salts
You rueful marsupium of leprous suslik dregs
You disagreeable footlocker of phthisic nutria hemorrhage
You beastly finger bowl of unhygenic aardvark jet
You dolorific ashtray of contagious seal leavings
You unappeteizing bandbox of carcinogenic greyhound exudation
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