Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You scarecrowish cone of unclean snout beetle ordure
You cacophonic porringer of toxiferous black Minorca depositions
You undesirable pitcher of ulcerous buffalo bug cinders
You grotesque fruit basket of besmirched sea perch ca-ca
You obscene basin of diseased tatou ejaculation
You evil-looking pericarp of unsanitary albacore puke
You touching magazine of pleuritic boa BO
You rending file folder of smirched Welsh collie sialagogue
You woeful sauce boat of rheumatic German short-haired pointer dingleberry
You oppressive sound of foul nightingale coprolith
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