Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You wearing sac of toxicant Plymouth spew
You base calabash of poisoned agouti eructation
You gruesome bowl of scrofulous flamingo thyroxin
You evil-looking shelf of gangrenous redpoll sialagogue
You detestable garbage can of scabietic butterfly agama sewage
You despicable boodle bag of lousy shipworm gas
You fulsome dresser of tabid white giant feculence
You saddening flowerpot of tumorous cavy excretion
You touching housewife of unchaste turkey settlings
You irritating utricle of harmful cicada clinkers
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