Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You depressing harness cask of unclean anthropoid ape flatulence
You ungainly dessert spoon of incontinent toy spaniel pats
You blemished butt of impure jackass emission
You undelectable theca of wormy mealworm spurt
You mephitic whatnot of contagious flying squirrel exudation
You irksome credenza of abandoned pilchard pee
You nasty gourd of pedicular black bass eruption
You hateful mortarboard of ravaged flying phalanger residue
You poignant dipper of nephritic electric fish stool
You disfigured cigarette case of scrofulous red deer extrusion
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