Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You troublesome bin of pathological sable antelope ejection
You sore brazier of besmirched harpy eagle vomition
You grim-faced bakepan of debauched bonefish extravasation
You dolorogenic vitrine of scorbutic Jersey ca-ca
You dysphemized scyphus of ratty laughing jackass detritus
You clumsy bureau of hydropic white Orpington vomit
You miasmal snuffbox of unwholesome toad flux
You ill-shaped picnic basket of measly chow sweepings
You rotten cellaret of pathogenic Shorthorn excretes
You distasteful cabinet of unhealthy ladybug flowers
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