Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heavy salad bowl of gouty burbot salivation
You detestable double boiler of syphilitic burro refuse
You tiresome percolator of indecent Leghorn relics
You miasmal spider of unsalutary otterhound debris
You unwelcome roaster of measly rove beetle pus
You inelegant saccule of gangrened tayra drool
You misbegotten jug of unsanitary crane fly odds and ends
You unbeauteous portfolio of venomous mouflon dribble
You disturbing urn of contaminated alligator snapper ejectment
You ungraceful chest of scorbutic ant barf
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