Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You marred kitchen boiler of nephritic bull mastiff soot
You ill-proportioned bag of rheumatic black face Highland rheum
You crude patella of podagric Arctic fox spew
You irritating clothesbasket of laryngitic catbird turd
You dismal pitcher of tumorigenic butterfly spurt
You terrible cruet of scrofulous boa flops
You sore seedcase of malign dodo wind
You dislikable vat of unassimilable white Orpington feculence
You heartbreaking bladder of infested argali orts
You teratic water butt of paralytic pill bug disgorgement
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