Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unenjoyable blister of scrofulous leopard ptyalism
You piteous brazier of phthisic prairie fox sweepings
You uncomfortable cream pitcher of encephalitic thoroughbred sediment
You heavy wooden basket of insalubrious hyrax guano
You ill-made portmanteau of venenous Japanese beetle ejectamenta
You dislikable noggin of communicable stoat spittle
You evil-looking ammunition box of variolous leopard cat barf
You weighty scyphus of tubercular aphid effusion
You inelegant chiffonier of edematous binturong disgorgement
You obscene scuttle of cancerous pocket mouse exudation
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