Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grim watering can of unwholesome Croton bug purulence
You execrable pillbox of podagric deer mouse spurt
You horrifying punch bowl of laryngitic bushmaster ruins
You obnoxious creel of hypertensive Great Pyrenees sweat
You dolorous bowl of destructive cutthroat trout sweepings
You discomforting stoup of indigestible sparrow hawk mucus
You heartbreaking ostensorium of wormy sprat slobber
You misproportioned theca of cankerous mute swan expulsion
You dreadful folio of hydropic butcher bird waste
You gargoylish sitzbath of edematous lion lacrimation
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