Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You piteous can of gangrened false map turtle spurt
You pathetic magazine of abandoned cisco waste
You dire shell of neuralgic mackerel crap
You repelling Toby-jug of contaminated Plantation walking horse scourings
You dismaying wastepaper basket of miasmatic plover transudation
You obscene bin of syphilitic Barbary horse sperm
You unwelcome wastebasket of cankerous man-o'-war bird extrusion
You vexing pocket of gangrenous halibut vomit
You thankless crock of toxical carcajou effusion
You deplorable tucker bag [Austral] of unhealthful herring hog smut
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