Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You plaguesome boiler of malignant wolverine draff
You replusive sugar bowl of toxiferous ant scourings
You fulsome utricle of arthritic grass frog sediment
You unbeauteous poke of innutritious Pallas's cat orts
You nasty caster of rachitic shellfish scoria
You hard-favored brandy snifter of unhygenic Thian Shan sheep sialagogue
You dire creamer of gouty Irish terrier sinter
You miasmal sack of peccant king cobra jakes
You embarrassing rummer of neuritic polar bear elimination
You troublesome bathtub of poisonous merganser emission
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