Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You depressing letter file of encephalitic blue Orpington shavings
You troubling butt of injurious frog spurt
You dismaying wok of pathogenic dove pats
You ugly ditty bag of besmirched aphid barf
You miasmic firkin of anemic babirusa stumps
You bothering bandolier of cankered Brown Swiss ejectment
You mortifying plate of pneumonic Virginia deer rubbish
You galling bud vase of apoplectic yellowlegs shit
You dysphemistic moneybag of pleuritic snow goose egestion
You stinking wallet of variolous kite rags
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