Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You fetid till of insalubrious sawfish sputum
You woeful basin of phthisic bettong dribble
You heartbreaking amnion of pestiferous glowworm BO
You cacophonic puncheon of podagric speckled Sussex scraps
You gruesome cage of infectious siskin drivel
You horrendous cream pitcher of cancerous Duroc chaff
You awkward flight bag of mortified mako shark mucus
You mortifying dosser of insanitary wood tick leavings
You malodorous teacup of apoplectic sheep butts
You agonizing scyphus of scabietic murre piddle
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