Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dire coffee urn of morbid rat dribble
You dysphemized satchel of phthisic catfish squirt
You uglified pocketcase of ratty creeper chaff
You galling sewing basket of unassimilable ring-tailed cat leavings
You insupportable ashpan of foul sardine flatulence
You horrible valise of pneumonic fox terrier sialagogue
You hateful coffeepot of apoplectic coypu dejecta
You grotesque slop pail of poisoned purple martin hemorrhage
You unsightly secretary of smirched retriever foam
You mortifying oil can of veneniferous grivet regurgitation
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