Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You disconcerting compote of gangrened dragon ructation
You irritating housewife of epileptic capercaillie night soil
You abhorrent blackjack of debauched king snake orts
You horrific mussuk of tumorous passenger pigeon foam
You bothering pannikin of cancerous eyra feces
You unpretty escritoire of scrofulous greylag goose sialagogue
You intolerable stave basket of besmirched bullfinch salivation
You malodorous rush basket of pneumonic Egyptian cat relics
You troublesome clothespress of unassimilable squash bug coprolite
You grisly vitrine of miasmic waxwing spew
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