Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grisly glass of chlorotic standardbred salts
You annoying bidet of unhygenic blue shark sinter
You oppressive boiler of innutritious oont [India] spout
You woebegone buffet of cankerous harrier filings
You unhandsome vitrine of colicky wolverine residue
You dreadful tinderbox of infested mole husks
You cacogenic sinus of diseased peludo egesta
You hard-featured traveling bag of noisome Brussels griffon ptyalism
You horrid labis [eccl] of dyspeptic Cornish rubbish
You grinding sugar spoon of variolar halibut vomition
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