Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You deplorable lota of unchaste sika stumps
You torturous dish of ratty miniature pinscher emesis
You heartrending vacuum bottle of neuralgic bearded lizard ejecta
You horrid powder horn of cankered camelopard orts
You hard-visaged frail of teeming Chesapeake Bay retriever remainders
You unaesthetic pouch of ravaged opossum fart
You irking teacup of noisome kingfisher depositions
You unpleasing vesicle of podagric herring extravasation
You depressive drawer of poisonous pheasant sweat
You unappealing vargueno of foul fisher egesta
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