Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You baneful pannier of infested Cochin residue
You lamentable pony of syphilitic robin slaver
You misshapen pod of laryngitic bee fly feculence
You grim-visaged demitasse of miasmic horn fly flatulence
You vile kettle of veneniferous jackal moraine
You gross saucer of podagric paddlefish ruins
You ill-looking tray of lousy grasshopper mouse diaphoresis
You undesirable tallboy of malignant flounder cinders
You unwelcome oil can of adulterous sand martin slabber
You rotten wooden basket of harmful python egestion
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