Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrifying bandbox of ulcerous Galloway barf
You burdensome cyst of allergic miniature poodle rheum
You ill-shaped washtub of tabetic cayman ejaculation
You plaguing boll of venenous mugger wind
You afflictive broiler of palsied Welsh corgi eruption
You grim-faced theca of infectious walleye slobber
You mephitic shelves of cankered skate scraps
You poignant rack of noxious goatsucker gas
You lamentable lota of infested cotton mouse salivation
You unhandsome mussuk of incontinent rook feces
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