Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heavy dresser of tainted deer eccrisis
You poignant briefcase of plagued swordfish stool
You excruciating bunker of dyspeptic broadtail sewerage
You untasteful cardcase of neuritic swamp rabbit emission
You gargoylish ventricle of abandoned mugger perspiration
You evil-favored tumbler of polluted Sussex spaniel residue
You cacophonic moneybag of virulent borer salivation
You replusive spittoon of allergic bat pee
You crude cream pitcher of carcinogenic lion flatus
You troublesome budget [dial] of diseased Surinam toad moraine
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