Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You despicable pan broiler of peccant sage grouse jet
You unaesthetic dipper of tubercular kinkajou hemorrhage
You gruesome cone of infectious ant lion relics
You comfortless pannier of destructive jackrabbit waste
You unbeauteous cist of indecent lacewing excretes
You rebarbative wineskin of variolar pasang scraps
You unattractive filing box of arthritic whistler embers
You abhorrent sauce boat of soiled penguin barf
You excruciating mug of gouty canary slag
You ghastly flasket of pneumonic blowfly leavings
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