Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dreadful bag of miasmic French bulldog leavings
You miasmic tinderbox of venenous shovelhead catfish exudation
You undesirable till of besmirched blowfish egestion
You dislikable wire basket of freeloving bedbug excretion
You horrifying vasculum of poisonous Welsh terrier froth
You malodorous casket of gangrenous Sunapee trout relics
You unpleasant harness cask of cancerous hawk autacoid
You noisome pillbox of cankered sage grouse debris
You provoking ashtray of unsalutary chacma slag
You repugnant potty of insanitary ortolan fossils
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