Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unbearable legume of infected stump-tailed lizard cinders
You regrettable demijohn of defiled coypu evacuation
You mortifying pericarp of pleuritic blackcap ejection
You unlovely can of variolous redstart chips
You detestable soupspoon of syphilitic Jersey sinter
You teasing davenport of tabid anchovy depositions
You misbegotten bathtub of toxical kingbird transudation
You forbidding kibble of maculate nematode soot
You rotten skep of dropsical beagle draff
You bitter money box of infested mink embers
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