Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You stinking gallipot of carcinogenic baronduki leftovers
You unshapely briefcase of paralytic rattlesnake draff
You depressing hogshead of infected spitz dung
You poignant holdall of mortified scorpion fly flops
You unlovely scyphus of insanitary flounder egesta
You intolerable vasculum of morbific char shavings
You unsavory kibble of unhygenic suslik ruins
You racking bandbox of chlorotic Spotted Poland China thyroxin
You unpalatable drinking horn of scrofulous Saluki pee
You hard-featured carryall of dropsical hammerhead shark saliva
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