Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You galling wastepaper basket of miasmic buffalo carpet beetle dross
You depressing follicle of bilious bull snake ejectamenta
You unappeteizing casket of soiled bull mastiff vomition
You distressful drum of pocky emu wind
You disturbing pocket of cankerous giant bass transudation
You unshapely spittoon of venomous titmouse leavings
You noisome flacon of syphilitic heron ordure
You unsightly sideboard of besmirched chewink froth
You piteous breadbasket of pathological manul sweat
You sore blister of harmful song thrush belch
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