Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You misshapen press of cankered bullhead coprolith
You weighty ammunition box of contaminated ray spew
You abominable quiver of apoplectic blue whale sediment
You disgusting overnight bag of carcinogenic ice bear vestiges
You misproportioned wardrobe of unassimilable ant drool
You undesirable reticule of dyspeptic sheldrake ejaculation
You unbearable kibble of rickety Romanov parings
You plaguesome drawer of pleuritic Barbary horse chips
You blemished stomach of ulcerated Manx cat debris
You aggravating boll of anemic mourning dove cinders
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