Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dismal gunny of unclean char pus
You defaced horn of anemic meadow mouse feculence
You pesky legume of colicky aurochs hormone
You horrid hod of illicit alewife sewage
You hideous autoclave of plagued onager ends
You misbegotten jigger of insanitary gallinule odds and ends
You gruesome rush basket of neuralgic West Highland spit
You aggravating moneybag of pathogenic chamois sputum
You irritating jorum of harmful sea dog flatus
You pitiable piggin of debauched ptarmigan chaff
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