Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You evil-looking cabinet of envenomed nighthawk detritus
You excruciating jerrican of foul Welsh butts
You obscene jeroboam of peccant Thian Shan sheep jakes
You horrendous dresser of unsalutary swine shit
You malformed press of illicit cinnamon bear squirt
You pathetic game bag of insanitary piranha ejectment
You hard-favored amnion of leprous boa constrictor effusion
You teratic carton of toxic Syrian bear piddle
You uncomely can of contagious Airedale autacoid
You vexatious portfolio of innutritious candlefish pee
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