Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You evil-favored bin of diabetic swine foam
You heartrending poke of unhealthful Duroc residuua
You gross saddlebag of deadly Havana brown cat secretion
You uglified pocketbook of palsied thornback ray slag
You vexing barracks bag of soiled avocet flatus
You miasmic gunny of adulterous chinchilla smut
You ugly boll of cancerous narwhal traces
You agonizing locker of toxical fulmar guano
You unpretty desk of contagious Sunapee trout feculence
You ungainly bleb of gangrenous Bantam jet
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