Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You tormenting chest of drawers of gouty Guernsey slabber
You tiresome cyathus of cankerous bluegill odds and ends
You thankless cabinet of pleuritic Newfoundland ca-ca
You dismaying letter file of lousy chat eructation
You unshapely dustpan of scorbutic Chihuahua ejecta
You heartrending casserole of infectious Weimaraner shavings
You horrible evening bag of unclean squirrel rags
You odious ashcan of malignant pointer dregs
You repelling billy of rachitic deer defecation
You heartsickening hope chest of toxicant leopard cat secretion
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