Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You depressive paten of freeloving buzzard fart
You hard-favored closet of scorbutic gazelle effluent
You repelling envelope of destructive thoroughbred ejectamenta
You crushing cruet of scrofulous syrphus fly pats
You galling secretary of encephalitic domestic shorthair cat eruption
You bothersome goblet of unsalutary cobia turd
You fetid bureau of rachitic horn fly autacoid
You blemished filing box of toxic milk snake emesis
You contemptible creel of noxious chigetai sewage
You pitiable urn of pestilential baldpate sediment
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