Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You loathsome caster of paralytic phalanger ends
You base ammunition box of maculate silverfish salivation
You ill-proportioned kilderkin of unhealthful leopard draff
You abominable vat of contagious steenbok deposits
You miasmal gallbladder of ratty mouflon rheum
You contemptible urn of tabetic redfin sialagogue
You insupportable follicle of mortified tiger cat excrement
You defaced cage of indigestible skunk bear gas
You hard-favored dosser of dyspeptic Indian buffalo spout
You dismaying shelf of ulcerated buffalo fish feces
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