Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You awkward trug of infectious honker drool
You disturbing dessert spoon of miasmatic pipit purulence
You dreary bunker of unwholesome Shire spurt
You mortifying sac of tabid housefly lacrimation
You miasmal salver of foul red squirrel ash
You unappeteizing saucer of luetic wren-tit drivel
You objectionable washbasin of unvirginal lark sputum
You dismal picnic basket of teeming siamang semen
You evil-looking hutch of venenous staghound egestion
You hateful dresser of tumorigenic newt silt
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