Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You malodorous mazer of contaminated urutu extrusion
You oppressive chest of debauched platypus sialagogue
You noxious bowl of maculate boa constrictor parings
You evil-favored brazier of tabetic burro pus
You unspeakable powder box of insanitary bull snake dross
You weighty scoop of encephalitic eelpout jet
You vexatious air bladder of cankerous Blackburnian warbler excreta
You scarecrowish catchall of carcinogenic silky terrier fart
You exasperating clothes hamper of mortified balloonfish ruins
You misproportioned washbasket of bilious menhaden foam
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