Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You terrible wallet of adulterous Alaskan malamute clinkers
You mephitic flowerpot of scabietic meadow mouse survivals
You tragic saccule of insalubrious egret diaphoresis
You dysphemistic demijohn of sullied snow goose draff
You horrific cabinet of allergic Abyssinian cat sputum
You crushing sacculus of lousy Havana brown cat salts
You distasteful air bladder of unclean hackee sperm
You fulsome wooden basket of morbid bloodhound slobber
You cacogenic cancelli of toxicant woolly mammoth sinter
You bleak money box of teeming inchworm excreta
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