Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ungraceful reed basket of toxiferous Siamese cat crap
You blotted cistern of soiled oriole spittle
You unbeautiful coal scuttle of pestiferous oryx sediment
You marred hopper of beset Marco Polo's sheep stool
You worrying snuffbox of cankered sergeant fish feces
You horrific cake pan of noxious goat antelope dingleberry
You appalling pan broiler of malign creeper feculence
You obscene flagon of freeloving English springer spaniel butts
You distressful washtub of rickety assassin bug fart
You heavy catch basin of colicky St. Bernard egesta
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