Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hateful udder of smirched ibex egestion
You irritating carboy of ravaged channel bass pats
You horrible secretary of unhealthful Dorset Down eructation
You poignant rummer of destructive Lincoln ejectment
You awkward GI can of foul lizard purulence
You blemished diplomatic pouch of tumorigenic Angora cat draff
You beautiless stave basket of gangrenous horse refuse
You unappealing labis [eccl] of infested spring frog piddle
You blotted teakettle of tumorous kangaroo emission
You nasty mortar of scabietic armyworm jet
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