Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You plaguey frail of unsalutary suslik emission
You awful wicker basket of toxiferous buffalo spout
You unpalatable hope chest of miasmal asp sweat
You galling bandbox of pestilential tree shrew night soil
You unhandsome powder horn of epileptic hyena sewage
You horrific sinus of besmirched roe chips
You heavy cruse of unhygenic budgerigar excreta
You ill-shaped creamer of infested antelope extrusion
You foul boll of poisonous Basenji purulence
You disconcerting spittoon of noxious shovelhead shark dingleberry
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