Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You tragic portfolio of grubby badger dog ructation
You contemptible washbasket of diseased spectacled cobra traces
You misshapen davenport of pestiferous tree shrew droppings
You repellent shot glass of encephalitic cucumber flea beetle ejectamenta
You replusive canteen of allergic king snake secretion
You unhandsome porringer of illicit bee fly extravasation
You ill-shaped marsupium of miasmal turnspit coprolite
You depressing housewife of tabid kingfisher shavings
You ungraced jardiniere of apoplectic French bulldog dribble
You ill-looking ammunition box of malarial giant bass rumps
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