Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrifying wastebasket of scorbutic bristletail shit
You intolerable shelves of impure Maltese embers
You annoying firkin of hypertensive hound expulsion
You unattractive tyg of tumorous white Plymouth Rock flatus
You discomforting billy of tumorigenic cockroach cinders
You bleak briefcase of foul Clydesdale terrier remains
You woeful goblet of gangrened white Orpington dregs
You horrific coffer of rachitic Brussels griffon ptyalism
You unenjoyable rucksack of tubercular Pallas's cat thyroxin
You tiresome money box of contaminated sprat sweepings
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