Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You homely casket of communicable man-o'-war bird secretion
You sorrowful trug of bilious sawfly flatulence
You wearing beer glass of miasmic fox squirrel mucus
You wearying flowerpot of ulcerated silverfish slag
You fulsome pottinger of scabietic whitefish excrement
You uninviting hot-water bottle of soiled Holstein guano
You revolting box of tabetic baronduki filings
You affecting cyathus of diseased Arabian night soil
You afflictive puncheon of scorbutic antelope chipmunk waste
You offensive fruit basket of miasmatic serval perspiration
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