Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You troublesome snuffbox of harmful snow bunting secretion
You objectionable coaster of contaminated blue Orpington embers
You tormenting mug of infective haddock transudation
You unendurable tea urn of illicit barnacle goose saliva
You discomforting Boston bag of unhealthful ice bear shit
You exhausting cage of adulterous paddlefish excreta
You hateful cistern of teeming cinnamon bear scraps
You ill-made vargueno of septic barracuda flatulence
You appalling bundle of morbific yellow jacket ruins
You undelectable tablespoon of loose solan goose guano
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