Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You depressive dustpan of venomous avocet grounds
You hard-visaged cistern of edematous cobra pus
You pestilential wastepaper basket of mortified Barbary ape droppings
You harsh crock of pocky prairie wolf debris
You distressing vitrine of rheumatic screech owl evacuation
You unwelcome pipkin of tabid woodchuck refuse
You ill-featured crucible of scorbutic harbor seal fart
You shapeless overnight bag of miasmatic potto remainders
You rending messkit of toxicant Poland China lacrimation
You provoking tobacco pouch of malign swan goose exudation
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