Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You crude coffin of envenomed pinworm evacuation
You intolerable stave basket of tumorigenic bristletail ordure
You obscene skippet of venerate Lincoln effluent
You distasteful tub of wanton gray wolf remainders
You scarecrowish boodle bag of diseased tautog autacoid
You wearying air sac of contaminated penguin eccrisis
You shocking suitcase of loose-moraled nutria sialorrhea
You rueful bladder of variolar Rhodesian ridgeback coprolite
You ghastly flask of teeming English springer spaniel gas
You homely corbeil [archit] of soiled Russian wolfhound debris
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