Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You uglified canister of indigestible snowbird alluvia
You pitiable punch bowl of tumorous Welsh corgi dingleberry
You wearisome cedar chest of neuritic peewee transudation
You base trowel of poisoned roosterfish parings
You insupportable dustpan of toxical shrew mole belch
You dismal bleb of noisome scaup duck gas
You uncomfortable carryall of toxic milk snake ejaculation
You horrid whatnot of tubercular cormorant flops
You harrowing pocketbook of noxious English sparrow detritus
You unaesthetic pod of chlorotic grampus eruption
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