Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You graceless calabash of deadly white fox smut
You sharp soupspoon of toxic copperhead spout
You unalluring cyathus of diseased bezoar goat snot
You spoiled brandy snifter of toxical herring spit
You evil-favored sheath of infested shrew dregs
You displeasing bakepan of cankerous hamster sputum
You afflicting jar of scorbutic aardvark spew
You grim-visaged haversack of wormy rabbit bandicoot detritus
You hard-favored tableware of tabid moray eel traces
You evil-looking wire basket of innutritious Minorca pats
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