Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You undelicious flacon of abandoned boa hemorrhage
You consuming caster of poisonous bobcat crap
You unsavory barracks bag of toxicant sow bug sinter
You offensive magazine of insanitary opossum defecation
You malformed corbeil [archit] of deadly jackrabbit ejection
You cheerless gallipot of morbid Campine depositions
You teasing shot glass of scrofulous Eskimo dog heaves
You troubling urn of foul ice bear foam
You ignoble basin of adulterous chamois precipitations
You vile musette bag of unsalutary chinch chaff
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