Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ugly pan broiler of toxicant aye-aye spit
You aggravating dish of venerate blue fish flux
You tragic tun of tabid bee fly night soil
You malformed cist of toxical iguana salts
You evil-favored tyg of contagious oyster catcher froth
You miasmic musk bag of smirched cliff swallow tears
You unpleasing warming pan of diabetic char squirt
You afflictive rack of lousy snowbird depositions
You desolating kibble of poisoned white wolf orts
You sorrowful breadbasket of gouty soft-shelled turtle survivals
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