Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You objectionable dustpan of rickety teju diaphoresis
You undelectable coffee cup of dyspeptic mandrill cinders
You desolating chalice of measly seal eructation
You afflicting holster of pediculous red-headed woodpecker ash
You offensive tyg of deadly Narragansett pacer refuse
You mephitic trough of bilious wild boar coprolith
You teasing harness cask of innutritious turkey buzzard piddle
You uncomfortable whatnot of venomous torpedo fish thyroxin
You monstrous sound of tabetic squid draff
You onerous spittoon of gangrenous Aberdeen Angus precipitations
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