Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You evil-looking basin of podagric groundhog dribble
You dreary overnight bag of gangrenous loggerhead dung
You discomforting bleb of miasmatic deer mouse perspiration
You heartrending Boston bag of unvirginal Clydesdale terrier feces
You replusive marsupium of loose-moraled cockatiel sewerage
You baneful water butt of cancerous bearded lizard effluent
You miasmal rush basket of pediculous Skye terrier dregs
You abominable air sac of toxical quarter horse vomition
You pathetic loculus of leprous manatee eruption
You joyless drinking cup of communicable Cashmere goat slobber
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