Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You crushing creel of consumptive storm petrel odds and ends
You harassing scuttle of venenous Border terrier snot
You grievous flower bowl of rachitic rattlesnake BO
You tiresome gripsack of adulterous grunion flatulence
You despicable moneybag of wormy curlew remainders
You plaguey piepan of pestiferous Panama sediment
You crude oil can of insanitary house martin gas
You uncomely flask of impure gibbon flatus
You comfortless honeypot of noisome turtledove sputum
You horrendous bowl of bilious Scottish deerhound slag
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