Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You vexing dipper of lousy gazelle hound ejectamenta
You ignoble kilderkin of venenous codling moth relics
You wearying terrine of peccant guillemot dregs
You gross mail pouch of mortified Brahman expectoration
You miasmic ammunition box of infectious Minorca ca-ca
You worrisome wineglass of pneumonic garter snake mucus
You pestilent gourd of morbid weevil spurt
You dreary boll of nephritic alligator residuua
You scarecrowish coal scuttle of indigestible plaice scraps
You rueful theca of gangrenous armadillo burp
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