Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You bleak jeroboam of scabietic Lippizaner perspiration
You aggravating coffin of unsalutary canvasback husks
You grim-visaged tub of laryngitic Irish setter eccrisis
You heartbreaking pocketcase of deadly Poland China semen
You evil-favored saccule of gangrened mouflon scourings
You wearying flasket of incontinent glass snake flatulence
You undesirable salad bowl of arthritic smelt relics
You dire ostensorium of rheumatic cinnamon bear ca-ca
You uncomely tablespoon of encephalitic woodchuck egestion
You dreary carton of malignant Hampshire hemorrhage
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