Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dysphemistic soup bowl of pathological clumber spaniel sinter
You forbidding teakettle of gangrenous Lhasa apso dross
You irritating plate of lousy zebu vomition
You cacophonic brandy snifter of poisoned ass dung
You mortifying spider of grubby kookaburra precipitates
You terrible sarcophagus of wormy tiger ejection
You dismaying wallet of malarial blue Orpington slobber
You oppressive evening bag of veneniferous Tennessee walking horse debris
You intolerable poke of peccant dolphin smut
You deplorable carafe of destructive silver salmon pee
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