Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpleasing breaker of besmirched aardvark drool
You gargoylish cedar chest of arthritic polecat feces
You ill-shaped filing box of pediculous hawksbill turtle stubble
You woebegone beer glass of envenomed Saluki settlings
You tragic garbage can of innutritious cayman salts
You harsh wooden basket of encephalitic humpback ptyalism
You harassing valise of paralytic sea gull spit
You troubling diplomatic pouch of contaminated Rhode Island white deposits
You unlikable ostensorium of impure jerboa fart
You cacogenic musk bag of tainted skunk coprolith
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