Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ugly dipper of harmful gecko exudate
You unattractive kettle of contaminated blue Andalusian scum
You overburdensome trowel of scorbutic earwig soot
You poignant mail pouch of miasmal mazama precipitates
You sharp vasculum of podagric bull snake manure
You unpleasant portmanteau of nephritic turnstone shit
You unalluring caster of lousy eel flowers
You unbearable tableware of venomous shovelhead shark fart
You insufferable reticule of impure jackal depositions
You hateful musette bag of pleuritic Polled Hereford remains
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