Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpleasant boll of septic raccoon deposits
You frightful saddlebag of plagued redfin stubble
You rueful drinking cup of measly beagle husks
You base mazer of podagric canary ejectamenta
You heinous tumbler of nephritic flying phalanger squirt
You rotten diplomatic pouch of grubby kinglet excretes
You untasteful portfolio of indecent Houdan defecation
You forbidding haversack of diseased chigoe belch
You obscene salad bowl of adulterous wood mouse dingleberry
You sharp chamber pot of harmful heron orts
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