Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You repelling vase of unclean tanager spout
You ghastly chifforobe of consumptive horned toad remnants
You odious coffer of poisonous Afghan hound leavings
You afflicting ventricle of impure black sea bass BO
You teasing jeroboam of septic black cat disgorgement
You sad cereal bowl of debauched ring ouzel regurgitation
You plaguesome gunny of noxious Dorking eruption
You noxious thermos of pedicular kea refuse
You marred jerrican of scorbutic guib mucus
You unbeautiful follicle of unvirginal bunting dingleberry
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