Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sorrowful pottle of palsied Brahman flatuosity
You tiresome overnight bag of tumorous gazelle flux
You teratic letter file of luetic nutria slabber
You ungainly buck basket of plagued bustard leftovers
You unengaging shoulder bag of wanton deer mouse sewage
You grisly closet of unhygenic marmot puke
You unbeauteous sea bag of pedicular junco drivel
You dire carton of communicable lantern fly feculence
You heartwounding scrotum of neuralgic peccary ca-ca
You ill-shaped wastebasket of insalubrious deer guano
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