Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You exasperating sugar spoon of noisome siamang fossils
You disfigured pottinger of phthisic red squirrel slaver
You gross carryall of gangrened flying fish flops
You piteous picnic basket of encephalitic elkhound salts
You grim-visaged escritoire of plagued saki belch
You blotted tea urn of diseased bluebill excretion
You vexing pan broiler of pocky basset debris
You grotesque cyathus of toxic Red Poll BO
You rebarbative diplomatic pouch of besmirched eel odds and ends
You mournful watering can of unsanitary Plymouth puke
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