Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You distressful hatbox of malignant Lincoln Red chaff
You repellent schooper of miasmatic Turkish cat stubble
You painful flacon of tabid Narragansett pacer ejaculation
You consuming kitchen boiler of leprous chameleon vomit
You frightful frying pan of soiled horn fly excretion
You comfortless wardrobe of wanton Hereford pus
You forbidding pod of miasmic screech owl holdovers
You ill-made saucepan of envenomed cowbird dribble
You plaguesome spatula of hypertensive oont [India] salivation
You sad hip bath of arthritic cotton rat eructation
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