Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unbeautiful cell of unwholesome bream shavings
You provoking chest of scrofulous mud puppy ca-ca
You untasteful percolator of measly speckled trout cinders
You disagreeable dipper of deadly giant bass evacuation
You insupportable tumbler of wormy turbot alluvia
You clumsy porringer of venomous kissing bug traces
You unspeakable dustpan of ravaged greenbottle fly sewage
You grim-visaged loving cup of envenomed ant lion ptyalism
You cacophonic chest of drawers of rachitic Red Poll relics
You troublesome washbasket of scorbutic cobra dejecta
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