Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You painful spoon of toxiferous barracuda filings
You unenjoyable vial of toxicant bristletail regurgitation
You wearying glass of venerate St. Mark's fly butts
You unwelcome cereal bowl of venenous Colorado beetle flow
You revolting vase of ravaged lyrebird ash
You detestable wastebasket of pestiferous chicken hawk deposits
You uncomfortable teacup of ratty Welsh springer spaniel excrement
You provoking dishpan of ulcerated sea elephant rubbish
You heartsickening commode of measly panda rumps
You malodorous air bladder of hypertensive nutcracker eruption
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