Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unappeteizing lota of noisome Lhasa apso spew
You defaced marsupium of noxious grunt BO
You sorrowful gourd of ulcerous cisco excretes
You offensive pocket flask of edematous waterbuck squirt
You gargoylish palette of sullied gnat husks
You provoking bleb of pestilential house finch piss
You ungraced cream pitcher of dyspeptic chimaera smut
You miasmic pillbox of scorbutic auk debris
You uncomely folio of leprous meerkat stumps
You untasteful hatbox of adulterous grasshopper mouse semen
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