Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heavy labis [eccl] of syphilitic middle white precipitations
You unalluring clothes hamper of miasmal Waler filings
You consuming skippet of phthisic flying phalanger BO
You untasteful satchel of loose salmon trout residuua
You repelling locker of communicable tree shrew piss
You vexatious spittoon of tabetic rorqual hormone
You pestiferous punnet of smirched ice bear dejecta
You misshapen air sac of soiled tiger refuse
You ungraceful clothesbasket of defiled razorbill remnants
You disgusting piggin of poisoned pilot fish coprolite
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