Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-looking knapsack of beset flea salts
You vexatious bassinet of gangrenous rhesus flatus
You hard-favored soup bowl of wormy Egyptian cat hemorrhage
You blotted canister of allergic spoonbill effusion
You ill-proportioned loving cup of variolous syrphus fly ructation
You unaesthetic trash can of peccant serval draff
You grievous sugar spoon of abandoned Manchester terrier saliva
You heinous mail pouch of scabietic pilchard pus
You ugly cruet of scrofulous butcher bird stumps
You harassing vesicle of malign snowbird ordure
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