Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unbeauteous wire basket of veneniferous tsine excreta
You heartrending grip of dropsical nilgai transudation
You obscene handbag of lousy rove beetle belch
You dreary caisson of diabetic bluebottle smut
You unpleasing pipkin of venomous electric eel excretes
You foul cage of dyspeptic malamute sputum
You bitter rummer of wormy panda slag
You dolorogenic oil can of unassimilable blue Andalusian exudation
You horrid traveling bag of poisonous sergeant fish egestion
You misproportioned scrotum of plagued Rhodesian ridgeback emesis
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