Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hard-visaged pocket flask of insanitary ounce remains
You heinous whatnot of infectious Faverolle ptyalism
You hard-favored vesicle of foul crossbill gas
You beastly crane of malign jerboa clinkers
You revolting magnum of mortified Welsh pony parings
You deformed cabinet of adulterous phalanger hormone
You crude firkin of laryngitic turbot ruins
You grievous magazine of miasmic Hambletonian sweat
You ungainly mail pouch of sullied curculio expulsion
You miasmic dishpan of teeming badger BO
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