Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You insupportable hipflask of scorbutic tayra flow
You dysphemized slop pail of pocky French coach horse filings
You piteous pillbox of morbid soft-shelled turtle orts
You fulsome backpack of malarial tomato worm drool
You pestiferous liqueur glass of incontinent heron alluvia
You pestilential caster of hydropic narwhal urine
You embarrassing Saratoga trunk of paralytic keeshond manure
You ill-made phial of septic kingfish eccrisis
You dismal milk pail of sullied louse flowers
You unshapely locker box of pedicular siren embers
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