Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpretty skillet of cankerous Virginia deer expulsion
You horrible picnic basket of contaminated termite piss
You frightful tankard of colicky weasel elimination
You ghastly sound of contagious tragopan lacrimation
You dreary calyx of syphilitic codling moth salts
You obnoxious barrel of poisoned colobus froth
You troublesome cellaret of mortified ermine eccrisis
You disagreeable demitasse of tumorigenic lizard remnants
You nasty scoop of abandoned mouse smut
You pestiferous calabash of communicable electric fish refuse
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