Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unengaging cyathus of defiled red deer barf
You objectionable carpetbag of sullied asp expulsion
You base envelope of tabid lemming spew
You hideous bunker of deadly tsine offscourings
You execrable kit of ulcerated oquassa smut
You exasperating blister of pocky flying phalanger effluent
You grim-faced pannikin of unwholesome pintail stumps
You affecting crane of septic Sussex slabber
You harassing cigarette case of unassimilable buffalo eruption
You depressing drinking cup of neuralgic krait flatuosity
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