Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You harassing tumbler of soiled jumping mouse dingleberry
You horrendous pannikin of tabetic copperhead excreta
You poignant vat of toxicant sea horse crap
You ungainly demitasse of gangrened torpedo fish rheum
You mephitic glass of allergic ass tears
You grisly Canterbury of septic buzzard scraps
You dismaying biggin of tubercular butcher bird hormone
You touching ark of mortified cobia eructation
You agonizing skep of bilious peewee effluent
You pestilential shelf of adulterous soft-shelled turtle scoria
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