Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ungraceful horn of dyspeptic cat moraine
You horrifying powder horn of grubby pine snake secretion
You pitiable cannikin of infested parakeet voidance
You defaced tureen of venenous mantis spittle
You crude pannikin of ulcerated black sheep spit
You embarrassing attache´ case of bilious ring-tailed cat detritus
You woebegone crib of ratty Croton bug jakes
You dolorous duffel bag of malignant cotton rat exudation
You repellent gourd of incontinent porpoise ends
You unpleasant sinus of envenomed hedgehog flow
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