Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You mournful calyx of grubby purple martin egesta
You vexing cist of cankerous cocker spaniel leftovers
You hideous tumbler of indecent mandrill elimination
You forbidding shelves of arthritic Southdown holdovers
You desolating saccule of encephalitic fer-de-lance rags
You unendurable bassinet of rachitic Plymouth egestion
You sorrowful firkin of colicky mountain goat ruins
You obnoxious theca of pathogenic Bernese mountain dog spit
You base reliquary of indigestible Australian terrier flux
You unpleasing hip bath of maculate trout lacrimation
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