Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You teratic Toby-jug of palsied triggerfish excrement
You horrible sugar bowl of neuralgic springbok extrusion
You wearing vasculum of tabid locust froth
You woeful gravy boat of venomous bobolink slobber
You overburdensome milk pail of beset goldfish saliva
You evil-looking overnight bag of morbific butcher bird stool
You vexatious cannikin of cankerous sea calf tears
You ill-featured clothes hamper of debauched chigetai dejecta
You distressful Canterbury of defiled anchovy spurt
You cacophonic sea bag of carcinogenic cockatoo burp
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