Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You afflictive jerrican of indigestible wild duck spittle
You cacophonic handbag of contagious daboia piss
You unpalatable watering can of tabid silkworm spout
You replusive pannier of hypertensive moccasin effluent
You dolorous Saratoga trunk of unclean jigger secretion
You unhandsome mail pouch of wormy deer fly dribble
You horrible loculus of unwholesome Romney exudate
You terrible ostensorium of incontinent golden retriever ejectamenta
You sorrowful coffin of peccant hawksbill turtle excreta
You sickening chest of drawers of pneumonic moray eel sediment
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