Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You baneful messkit of noisome dormouse refuse
You beastly bag of venomous wryneck depositions
You grinding gunny of luetic waterbuck perspiration
You unshapely purse of pedicular sting ray transudation
You uncomely buffet of insanitary rhesus vomition
You painful carton of edematous kuvasz egesta
You tragic lota of virulent Campine stumps
You bleak percolator of innutritious ant lion eruption
You evil-favored clothesbasket of gangrened horned owl odds and ends
You grotesque milk pail of nephritic sheep sputum
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