Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You revolting flowerpot of malign humpback heaves
You appalling vitrine of tabid sergeant fish disgorgement
You irksome ashpan of injurious mealworm hormone
You hideous casket of innutritious barn door skate night soil
You wearing water butt of mortified guenon guano
You awkward duffel bag of neuritic boxer excrement
You worrying coffeepot of scrofulous chat traces
You regrettable scuttle of miasmal hedgehog odds and ends
You dreary file of toxical rove beetle spout
You desolating locker box of consumptive Dandie Dinmont terrier tears
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