Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You evil-favored saccule of gouty Samoyed turd
You pathetic breaker of cankerous chinch sialorrhea
You bleak wallet of allergic Landrace extrusion
You rending bursa of scabietic Rhode Island white drivel
You cacogenic broiler of incontinent crow regurgitation
You misshapen clothesbasket of indigestible ape sputum
You onerous vanity case of anemic donkey sinter
You baneful demijohn of laryngitic flour moth vestiges
You rebarbative Boston bag of dropsical silver salmon feculence
You plaguesome butt of ratty marlin burp
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