Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sickening ventricle of teeming pelican tears
You uglified picnic basket of cancerous damselfly excretion
You beautiless vat of unwholesome char orts
You displeasing kit bag of injurious goldeneye moraine
You dislikable drum of mortified pike perch vomition
You distasteful socket of rheumatic songbird ruins
You gargoylish matchbox of abandoned argusfish rheum
You sad decanter of impure camelopard disgorgement
You mephitic pottle of miasmatic Thian Shan sheep urine
You misbegotten teacup of miasmic glowworm secretion
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