Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You blotted caldron of insanitary skink urine
You evil-favored GI can of incontinent painter [S US] expulsion
You heavy highboy of scrofulous silverfish eructation
You ungainly spatula of epileptic flat-coated retriever secretion
You horrific tub of dyspeptic eland flowers
You tyrannous beer glass of scorbutic wolfhound filings
You heartsickening bud vase of tumorous Siamese cat ejaculation
You repulsive rucksack of loose chevrotain refuse
You troublesome pail of debauched electric eel stubble
You depressing waiter of tainted wild boar dregs
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