Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rebarbative rundlet of insanitary dolphin precipitations
You detestable pony of bilious Pekingese ca-ca
You dreadful bucket of ravaged yak heaves
You untasteful piggin of nephritic thunder snake emission
You mournful udder of scorbutic roach chips
You sad mortar of noxious wahoo sweat
You scarecrowish jar of destructive woodpecker slaver
You tragic portfolio of septic dipper jet
You depressing eggcup of sullied Arctic fox debris
You hard-favored ark of smirched hog flux
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