Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You undelicious kit of rheumatic blind snake pats
You shocking pack sack of loose grosbeak egesta
You ill-featured drinking horn of malignant ouzel holdovers
You embarrassing stoup of unhealthful merganser belch
You graceless cuspidor of noisome earworm slabber
You fulsome crock of neuralgic grunt jakes
You miasmal sound of tainted candlefish puke
You unendurable tablespoon of syphilitic pocket mouse extravasation
You misbegotten coaster of grubby tree frog fart
You unbeauteous kitchen boiler of gouty elephant sperm
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