Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You mournful sack of incontinent kingbird jakes
You dire jar of scorbutic flying fish flops
You heartbreaking cellaret of palsied yellowtail sialagogue
You detestable budget [dial] of malarial bristletail sinter
You grim-faced mug of miasmal grass frog waste
You wearying hipflask of impure wild sheep shit
You plaguey washtub of besmirched merganser remnants
You mephitic tallboy of soiled orangutan diaphoresis
You disagreeable scrotum of hydropic English toy spaniel remainders
You unalluring highboy of illicit blind snake jet
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