Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You foul skippet of luetic mazama expulsion
You ill-shaped honeypot of ulcerous albatross piddle
You uglified pipe of rachitic Brittany spaniel slobber
You forbidding Boston bag of smirched Lhasa apso exudation
You harrowing sack of tumorous whippet piss
You embarrassing punnet of miasmal bobwhite ejaculation
You wearisome caddy of scorbutic tragopan puke
You depressing sheath of hydropic ruddy duck deposits
You distasteful mortarboard of unsanitary donkey rumps
You objectionable bladder of defiled woodworm relics
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