Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unendurable tobacco pouch of contaminated beluga sweat
You unpretty gallbladder of pathological ant bear egestion
You shapeless tablespoon of malignant fireworm draff
You excruciating teapot of unassimilable cotton rat leavings
You worrisome broiler of tainted butcher bird expectoration
You sharp legume of gangrened elephant seal butts
You untasteful fifth of noxious eagle flow
You plaguesome hot-water bottle of peccant fur seal scoria
You sad cigarette case of loose-moraled indigo bunting puke
You mournful bladder of deadly Ryeland extrusion
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