Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hard-featured haversack of cankered retriever odds and ends
You blemished beer glass of gangrened Croton bug shit
You torturous tray of unsalutary lemming remnants
You wearisome ewer of unassimilable roadrunner leavings
You galling e´tui of infective large black embers
You unlikable kit bag of tumorigenic stinkbug evacuation
You tiresome escritoire of ratty bookworm guano
You sorrowful bushel of pleuritic shovel-nose excretion
You ungainly billy of peccant junco vomit
You grievous noggin of anemic King Charles spaniel coprolith
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