Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You disgusting footlocker of consumptive timber wolf saliva
You joyless dresser of foul cliff swallow sperm
You ungraceful calyx of laryngitic albacore rubbish
You intolerable blister of encephalitic oryx sialagogue
You dolorogenic tableware of mortified sea eagle flowers
You nauseating tun of contagious pine mouse feculence
You homely sitzbath of toxicant hummingbird parings
You sore budget [dial] of noxious sandpiper ejecta
You pestering tray of hypertensive nightjar eruption
You uglified dinner plate of malign coyote ejaculation
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