Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You nauseating billy of venenous song thrush discharge
You dire tankard of unsalutary gunnel silt
You heinous glasses of loose-moraled rabbit pus
You base caddy of tubercular humpback sewerage
You unattractive porringer of plagued Weimaraner regurgitation
You sickening tassie [Brit] of pestilential Pomeranian hemorrhage
You dolorogenic Saratoga trunk of neuritic avocet flow
You fetid keg of apoplectic hake leftovers
You aggravating closet of miasmatic alligator snapper perspiration
You exasperating bathtub of polluted walrus belch
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