Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You affecting pottle of unclean cattalo slobber
You noxious jeroboam of contaminated walrus effluent
You abhorrent tea chest of carcinogenic urutu chaff
You dislikable clothes hamper of unassimilable snipe slag
You annoying china of envenomed catbird smut
You unpalatable Saratoga trunk of freeloving ling eccrisis
You unenjoyable vacuum bottle of edematous Cape buffalo excretes
You importunate tobacco pouch of neuritic constrictor semen
You heartbreaking cone of pathological chameleon emesis
You distressing rummer of syphilitic Lippizaner ptyalism
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