Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unengaging satchel of contagious goose sweepings
You unattractive firkin of variolar Welsh springer spaniel flowers
You unsightly bail of gangrenous sparrow hawk smut
You miasmic carton of polluted sable antelope urine
You nasty sitzbath of gouty honker draff
You cheerless Toby-jug of ravaged mud puppy feculence
You horrible flowerpot of freeloving Leghorn puke
You dysphemistic flower basket of communicable raccoon secretion
You noxious portmanteau of laryngitic ruffed grouse expectoration
You malformed gallipot of carcinogenic tree swallow lacrimation
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