Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You abhorrent tote bag of pathological stoat flops
You graceless portfolio of miasmatic meadow lark jakes
You galling waiter of unsalutary marlin rubbish
You undelectable vial of malignant beluga scoria
You irking flowerpot of wanton cisco sweepings
You provoking follicle of paralytic aye-aye emesis
You sad footlocker of pestiferous guereza barf
You pestering scabbard of diabetic monitor eruption
You pestiferous soupspoon of neuritic silverfish smut
You poignant tureen of pediculous bookworm chaff
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