Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You blotted pocket flask of destructive English springer spaniel lacrimation
You unhandsome trowel of epileptic swine diaphoresis
You unattractive wastebasket of miasmal Irish water spaniel rubbish
You plaguesome kit of communicable siamang drool
You irksome tumbler of impure wood rat extravasation
You gruesome boiler of gangrenous Plantation walking horse shavings
You thankless pouch of phthisic boar guano
You ill-favored teapot of infective cormorant thyroxin
You gross bundle of venomous Abyssinian cat voidance
You dismaying percolator of deadly puffer excreta
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