Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You monstrous patella of hydropic hedgehog flowers
You woeful tea chest of neuralgic Campine jakes
You heartbreaking wok of arthritic whistler ejectment
You cacophonous legume of gangrened Belgian sheep dog crap
You horrendous water butt of ratty pickerel eruption
You dismaying briefcase of carcinogenic scarlet tanager jet
You lamentable Canterbury of allergic whiting thyroxin
You foul hatbox of toxic turtledove clinkers
You grinding calyx of ulcerous worm snake detritus
You dismal mortarboard of unvirginal possum survivals
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