Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rebarbative bunker of peccant sulfur-bottom whale precipitations
You grim-visaged commode of ravaged tit egestion
You beastly GI can of insanitary English springer spaniel feculence
You woeful teapot of destructive butterfly agama stool
You humiliating amnion of foul blackfish clinkers
You plaguesome dish of palsied black fox odds and ends
You insufferable cage of polluted cavy eruption
You dreadful cruet of harmful crossbill spurt
You unbeauteous wicker basket of malarial duck shavings
You nasty schooner of wanton mountain gorilla flops
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