Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unshapely cuspidor of pocky German short-haired pointer rumps
You rueful cake pan of cancerous komondor soot
You tormenting tureen of unsalutary gadfly vomition
You repulsive sink of unhygenic cedarbird cinders
You hateful tun of pleuritic flame tetra excretion
You provoking bursa of tubercular mallard draff
You painful barrel of rachitic yellowbird slaver
You revolting roaster of loose-moraled ounce feculence
You baneful money box of beset Newfoundland foam
You fetid biggin of neuralgic coral snake stumps
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