Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grievous vat of cancerous congo snake coprolith
You undelicious commode of plagued trematode chips
You marred cardcase of beset anthropoid ape sialorrhea
You lamentable frying pan of infested sting ray burp
You sad skippet of septic ray ash
You afflictive vase of teeming jackass ejection
You dolorous tallboy of tubercular domestic shorthair cat expectoration
You dismal mortarboard of wormy pocket rat residuua
You mephitic hamper of miasmal alligator silt
You dismaying fistula of debauched manul ructation
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