Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You atrocious platter of unsanitary deer dung
You vexing closet of teeming martin stubble
You dire loving cup of adulterous Plymouth precipitations
You unalluring pottinger of tabetic horned screamer fossils
You rebarbative kitchen boiler of unassimilable spider monkey pee
You intolerable chamber pot of ulcerous kangaroo mouse droppings
You heartbreaking sack of venenous mountain sheep belch
You beautiless scuttle of gouty wildebeest remnants
You nasty capsule of rheumatic Shetland slobber
You miasmal schooper of dyspeptic pochard pus
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