Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You teratic frail of carcinogenic tuna leavings
You grinding vesicle of venomous devilfish orts
You horrid vial of unvirginal killer alluvia
You moving mortarboard of bilious black cat pee
You hard-favored boodle bag of morbific ladybug vomition
You nasty backpack of incontinent pompano chips
You frightful corbeil [archit] of defiled wood wasp shit
You base seedcase of poisonous tsine flux
You thankless golf bag of malarial pollack slag
You touching commode of unhealthful mudfish diaphoresis
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