Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You thankless jardiniere of unwholesome earwig silt
You sickening basin of edematous brush wolf foam
You gruesome watering can of bilious horned rattlesnake dregs
You moving saccus of wanton flying fish pee
You foul vanity case of ulcerous tautog perspiration
You pestiferous trug of besmirched polar fox residuua
You horrifying hip bath of tainted retriever moraine
You bitter socket of palsied croaker expectoration
You harassing stoup of indecent chamois stubble
You painful drinking horn of toxical Polled Durham shavings
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