Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You evil-favored crib of peccant kaama [Africa] shavings
You ugly skillet of injurious hog excreta
You ghastly tea chest of encephalitic bonnet monkey diaphoresis
You shocking hipflask of unclean large white dingleberry
You obscene caddie bag of pneumonic grain beetle hemorrhage
You heavy stoup of variolar cottonmouth soot
You atrocious golf bag of dropsical nutcracker stool
You unpleasing pod of rickety wahoo ash
You tiresome carpetbag of toxiferous rock dove deposits
You revolting mortar of malign poodle dejecta
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