Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You worrisome cake pan of measly Russian wolfhound slag
You abominable housewife of colicky Cleveland Bay vomit
You repelling broiler of noxious flamingo diaphoresis
You horrific spider of anemic ox droppings
You ungraced creamer of contaminated cisco expulsion
You dolorous eggcup of unhygenic cavy mucus
You sour carpetbag of allergic goldfish debris
You irksome gunny of encephalitic podura flowers
You oppressive flight bag of rheumatic yellowbird turd
You horrid reticule of tumorous Irish water spaniel burp
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