Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You uncomfortable watering can of syphilitic bluebill salts
You misbegotten flasket of paralytic Cheshire flatuosity
You rebarbative gourd of smirched Eskimo dog excrement
You joyless pillbox of illicit Targhee coprolith
You ill-proportioned broiler of loose mute swan feculence
You unpleasing net of venerate otterhound relics
You heartrending shelf of hydropic gray wolf secretion
You distressful coaster of toxical house finch spittle
You gargoylish nose bag of toxiferous roadrunner autacoid
You horrible flagon of malignant killdeer sewerage
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