Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-favored tray of unvirginal binturong sinter
You obnoxious frail of defiled sea gull ordure
You gargoylish knapsack of contaminated silkworm dribble
You rotten breadbasket of miasmic hedgehog eccrisis
You pestiferous tablespoon of toxicant wolverine sialorrhea
You vile slop pail of gouty red deer salts
You crushing hod of lousy barn owl smut
You ungraced crock of infectious goat antelope spit
You afflicting utricle of venenous brown thrasher cinders
You objectionable budget [dial] of pneumonic Welsh pony defecation
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