Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You frightful carafe of loose-moraled white fox dingleberry
You unpleasing goblet of tumorigenic blackbird embers
You sore rucksack of variolous ephemerid sweepings
You replusive tote bag of gangrened Plymouth pats
You dismaying traveling bag of miasmic dragonfly ejectamenta
You disfigured crane of unassimilable buffalo wolf regurgitation
You displeasing wineskin of ratty golden eagle egesta
You worrying reliquary of toxiferous squid excreta
You plaguesome bathtub of cankered thrasher rubbish
You sorrowful teaspoon of scorbutic rat snake offscourings
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