Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You forbidding cyathus of leprous tree swallow tears
You saddening mussuk of foul harrier elimination
You noxious ventricle of infective hamster sweat
You gargoylish musk bag of paralytic English foxhound feculence
You grim vial of septic giant ground sloth sinter
You monstrous saucepan of deadly song sparrow sewage
You repellent bakepan of measly damselfly slag
You distressful pericarp of allergic marmot guano
You unattractive tallboy of defiled French coach horse ejectamenta
You worrying skillet of epileptic Wensleydale effusion
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