Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unspeakable saccule of pestilential komondor effluent
You crushing quiver of destructive lantern fish debris
You disagreeable cone of contagious cedar waxwing exudation
You annoying roaster of venomous dragonfly manure
You shapeless trough of contaminated toadfish ejectamenta
You woeful dustpan of hypertensive American water spaniel offscourings
You atrocious watering can of epileptic lynx fossils
You revolting clothesbasket of tabid dorado scoria
You bleak keg of envenomed gopher vomition
You onerous footlocker of debauched rail drivel
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