Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hard-favored honeypot of pocky Spotted Poland China sialagogue
You pesky sewing basket of luetic schnauzer parings
You appalling catch basin of laryngitic chaffinch barf
You ill-proportioned pouch of cancerous harnessed antelope remainders
You dolorogenic buffet of unhygenic broadtail chips
You cacophonous watering can of debauched Afghan hound crap
You heartrending carboy of tabid salmon trout exudate
You pitiable bakepan of malignant mockingbird slaver
You malodorous garbage can of colicky leafhopper remains
You regrettable jigger of leprous stickleback feculence
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