Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You foul stoup of dropsical cayman eruption
You heartwounding cistern of pestilential grizzly bear spew
You grim-faced puncheon of peccant guillemot stool
You disgusting vargueno of unchaste barn swallow defecation
You unattractive coffee urn of scrofulous saddle horse grounds
You grotesque can of hydropic croaker ejectamenta
You noisome rush basket of loose-moraled wood rat piddle
You ignoble cage of virulent Rock fossils
You worrying attache´ case of innutritious midwife toad regurgitation
You horrific ditty bag of contagious Vizsla manure
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