Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-shaped soup bowl of syphilitic Brittany spaniel residue
You excruciating folio of veneniferous whiting manure
You unalluring cist of apoplectic Suffolk relics
You cheerless reticule of adulterous beaded lizard regurgitation
You noxious spatula of cankered cutlass fish eruption
You depressing stoup of foul fruit fly slabber
You painful porringer of noisome horse pee
You unenjoyable posnet of infectious Pekingese flux
You heinous pitcher of infected fitch ruins
You plaguesome cancelli of ulcerated alligator tears
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