Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sore tub of foul lacewing foam
You spoiled pillbox of venenous musk-ox sediment
You bleak tureen of colicky basset ruins
You woebegone pottle of rickety St. Bernard eructation
You untasteful porringer of gouty crow ejectment
You revolting saucer of peccant tapeworm ordure
You unshapely carafe of unsanitary water moccasin precipitates
You ignoble packet of encephalitic sea calf sputum
You horrifying cone of unhealthy passenger pigeon excretes
You oppressive pocketcase of pediculous black sea bass tears
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