Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You lamentable sideboard of tabid colobus precipitates
You dolorogenic portmanteau of peccant hake parings
You wearing holdall of teeming rock squirrel depositions
You teasing flowerpot of scorbutic devilfish excretion
You dislikable udder of freeloving Samoyed belch
You abominable amnion of veneniferous murre pus
You galling goblet of laryngitic katydid sweat
You dolorific creamer of septic hobby BO
You ungraceful wok of pestilential salamander effluent
You untasteful porringer of tumorigenic zeuglodon embers
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