Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You harsh scrip [archaic] of anemic buffalo carpet beetle droppings
You worrying purse of colicky crane fly offscourings
You disfigured drawer of unhealthy Barred Plymouth Rock crap
You repugnant tea urn of insalubrious steenbok precipitates
You thankless hot-water bottle of cankered crow burp
You repellent shelves of edematous Cornish scoria
You misshapen Canterbury of measly pompano flowers
You ugly bureau of harmful yellowhammer sweepings
You evil-favored monstrance of variolous coot filings
You dismaying stave basket of diseased tortoise rumps
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