Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You abominable kit of noxious sturgeon tears
You irksome cake pan of foul damselfly flatuosity
You awful blister of unvirginal globefish sinter
You sharp tableware of indecent redbird dejecta
You burdensome catch basin of scabietic shepherd dog excretion
You ill-made wok of illicit mud hen spurt
You importunate trencher of tumorous fly-catching warbler filings
You saddening sacculus of miasmatic Barbary ape ruins
You joyless saucepan of toxiferous lung fish survivals
You wearying pod of morbid Holstein wind
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