Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You troubling wire basket of debauched Dolly Varden trout ca-ca
You mephitic bowl of cankered miniature pinscher emission
You rotten ammunition box of indecent hog spurt
You uninviting barrel of insanitary basset residue
You unshapely folio of miasmic Panama husks
You dolorous moneybag of cancerous marlin embers
You undesirable holdall of dropsical crane fly dingleberry
You dismaying attache´ case of unsalutary tamandua remnants
You distasteful dustpan of venomous water dog precipitates
You heavy nose bag of measly squash bug feculence
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