Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrid ashpan of pocky Longhorn crap
You vile calabash of destructive guenon foam
You unpleasant purse of soiled blackbird secretion
You defaced drinking cup of paralytic Brahman alluvia
You racking mail pouch of unclean chickadee froth
You ill-proportioned sauce boat of malarial scup coprolith
You grisly vial of polluted stork refuse
You cacophonous cyst of malignant duckbill depositions
You clumsy scrip [archaic] of diabetic horned toad embers
You heartsickening jeroboam of adulterous hawk owl exudation
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