Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unspeakable barrel of tainted Yorkshire fossils
You appalling musette bag of beset smelt parings
You blemished pericarp of scrofulous gnu ptyalism
You thankless salver of infected skunk scum
You unsightly mussuk of pediculous spitz feces
You forbidding splint basket of plagued black sea bass salts
You cacogenic handbag of scabietic cicada extrusion
You regrettable wastepaper basket of malignant Yorkshire terrier odds and ends
You excruciating box of unwholesome ant bear dribble
You beautiless schooner of hypertensive right whale snot
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