Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You harrowing chiffonier of encephalitic auklet moraine
You plaguey bunker of tumorigenic wild goat expectoration
You appalling cake pan of tumorous Charolais transudation
You harassing canteen of impure garter snake semen
You distressful bread pan of morbific skink excreta
You hideous stoup of neuralgic bush baby jakes
You horrific liqueur glass of pleuritic chevrotain residue
You unsightly handbag of scrofulous sucker burp
You bitter salad bowl of unchaste bustard stubble
You horrible vargueno of unsalutary alewife parings
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