Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpleasant spade of plagued saddle horse ejectment
You regrettable scrip [archaic] of scrofulous toadfish excrement
You ghastly rundlet of envenomed wildebeest remainders
You hard-favored tumbler of contaminated Brown Swiss sinter
You rebarbative vanity case of destructive Irish water spaniel sediment
You pathetic hopper of hypertensive bookworm ructation
You uncomely poke of measly coon husks
You horrid marsupium of unhygenic hyena slaver
You bothersome mortar of diseased Brahma eccrisis
You foul file folder of besmirched cliff swallow crap
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