Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You depressing chiffonier of colicky wood tick egesta
You lamentable shell of neuralgic kiang shit
You mephitic ewer of contaminated poodle emesis
You unhandsome watering can of paralytic turtle clinkers
You unpleasing crock of malarial grouper deposits
You heavy washbasin of consumptive cone-nose cinders
You fetid musk bag of variolar Brahman ordure
You worrying coffee urn of infested slow-worm spew
You evil-favored kibble of phthisic mallard excretion
You evil-looking cuspidor of injurious Spotted Poland China moraine
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