Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You vexatious blister of miasmic Columbia urine
You uncomely GI can of infective serval eccrisis
You unlikable pouch of toxic eider extravasation
You grim patella of beset Barbary horse jet
You dreary matchbox of toxiferous tarpon heaves
You miasmal wastepaper basket of unsalutary miller smut
You mournful pan broiler of poisoned pug exudation
You tragic suitcase of insanitary turnspit piss
You distasteful cedar chest of leprous chicken hawk puke
You malformed pocketcase of colicky hangbird ruins
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