Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You afflictive sleeping bag of ratty fool duck dregs
You repugnant caddie bag of apoplectic English foxhound sinter
You ill-shaped bureau of loose-moraled hellbender leftovers
You dysphemistic powder horn of insanitary blue Orpington settlings
You hateful eggcup of peccant titlark thyroxin
You worrying overnight bag of syphilitic sucker ejection
You sad blister of pedicular sparrow hawk dejecta
You replusive hot-water bottle of pleuritic pangolin sputum
You sickening sinus of chlorotic bird of paradise offscourings
You hard-favored sewing basket of measly Rhode Island white flow
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