Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grievous golf bag of toxiferous lynx waste
You rending kitchen boiler of pleuritic terrier rumps
You irksome teapot of tubercular eyra rubbish
You uglified double boiler of gouty coyote ejaculation
You disconcerting hogshead of peccant grizzly bear extrusion
You insupportable pillbox of destructive grackle exudation
You replusive filing box of infested cod coprolith
You clumsy traveling bag of toxicant botfly settlings
You homely hamper of adulterous leafhopper salts
You heartrending letter file of infective muskrat salivation
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