Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You distressful barrel of encephalitic guib transudation
You horrid picnic basket of pathological mavis coprolith
You dolorous posnet of foul black game emesis
You unbeauteous bail of morbific electric ray squirt
You dysphemistic tea urn of insalubrious Cairn terrier spout
You horrible locker of soiled mealybug dribble
You vile cist of leprous lapwing residuua
You unhandsome ditty bag of unsalutary ruffed grouse rumps
You dire rush basket of tubercular syrphus fly debris
You troublesome jar of dyspeptic Wyandotte remainders
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