Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You mournful decanter of unvirginal herring hog spout
You overburdensome sugar bowl of luetic terrier burp
You pitiable cuspidor of pocky erne dingleberry
You gargoylish filing box of destructive stone fly sewage
You gross hutch of soiled Sussex extravasation
You malformed ashtray of noisome Narragansett pacer jakes
You troubling tea chest of tabid rose beetle dejecta
You grotesque flacon of infested tree squirrel puke
You horrific salver of poisonous matamata exudate
You harsh tea urn of unchaste New Hampshire red rubbish
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