Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sore monstrance of pocky Turkish cat excrement
You undesirable pony of destructive Japanese beetle defecation
You unlikable clothesbasket of innutritious wheatear dejecta
You touching double boiler of pneumonic cachalot expectoration
You horrendous beer glass of carcinogenic shovel-nose puke
You evil-favored pipkin of toxiferous field spaniel froth
You sharp honeypot of pleuritic snow bunting voidance
You wearing shelves of unsalutary rattlesnake disgorgement
You saddening cone of impure whippoorwill sialorrhea
You sour dishpan of nephritic Welsh deposits
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