Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You harassing air bladder of encephalitic American saddle horse ejecta
You horrible shoulder bag of deadly shovelhead shark feces
You misshapen cellaret of unsanitary Mangalitza grounds
You bleak vacuum bottle of contagious alewife fart
You hideous tallboy of malarial rattlesnake ructation
You tyrannous pillbox of arthritic burbot depositions
You frightful spittoon of pleuritic spectacled cobra tears
You cacogenic cannikin of toxicant hoot owl rumps
You cacophonic blackjack of paralytic catfish draff
You wearying scrip [archaic] of miasmal parrot scoria
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