Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You misproportioned flasket of wormy mouse deer semen
You defaced butt of ratty horned owl ejection
You stinking sugar spoon of tumorous hangbird expectoration
You spoiled beaker of infectious darter flowers
You horrendous cruet of podagric dinosaur emesis
You undelicious urn of pocky jigger extravasation
You dolorous hope chest of illicit roe ordure
You gargoylish follicle of tabid elephant guano
You tragic filing box of unchaste turbot rags
You intolerable hogshead of neuralgic ricebird stumps
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