Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rueful closet of toxic Skye terrier draff
You piteous sacculus of noxious ant bear ejectment
You exhausting sheath of unsanitary brown trout slobber
You bothersome ostensorium of bilious monitor clinkers
You embarrassing bucket of smirched pickerel odds and ends
You heavy percolator of unclean woodpecker transudation
You horrifying teaspoon of dropsical Labrador retriever flatuosity
You overburdensome porringer of innutritious leopard frog excreta
You irritating game bag of laryngitic Brahman dross
You unspeakable vesicle of pathological sea horse flowers
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