Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pestilent flask of morbid eyra butts
You affecting soup bowl of unwholesome blue shark thyroxin
You distressing pillbox of foul wild ass turd
You onerous lowboy of lousy cobra expulsion
You uglified frail of neuritic toy spaniel drool
You pesky wooden basket of morbific hog-nose snake leavings
You despicable pericarp of noxious white Wyandotte scoria
You undesirable bucket of variolar ant lion coprolite
You dolorogenic pocketbook of rachitic Marco Polo's sheep deposits
You intolerable terrine of incontinent schipperke vestiges
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