Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You depressing vase of hydropic aurochs egestion
You foul waiter of rickety kea filings
You contemptible skillet of noxious proboscis monkey relics
You heartbreaking terrine of venerate Shetland leavings
You dysphemistic spoon of infectious Waler regurgitation
You dismal casserole of pestiferous Virginia deer scourings
You harassing fistula of freeloving Cape buffalo fossils
You embarrassing cellaret of unwholesome Sussex spaniel orts
You intolerable bud vase of arthritic goldfish spittle
You excruciating duffel bag of venenous herring hemorrhage
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