Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unlovely bleb of incontinent mealworm secretion
You bleak loculus of unwholesome dormouse settlings
You grotesque flowerpot of neuralgic Shropshire disgorgement
You unengaging utricle of toxical sea perch ejectment
You heartrending beaker of innutritious Cochin traces
You irritating reticule of malignant terrapin lacrimation
You piteous mussuk of harmful bluebill ordure
You miasmic wicker basket of indigestible loris parings
You rebarbative cyathus of gouty Russian owtchar odds and ends
You appalling vasculum of carcinogenic snapping turtle night soil
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