Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dismaying tin can of colicky babirusa excrement
You afflicting handbag of envenomed Norwegian elkhound scourings
You lamentable spoon of tumorigenic English bulldog ruins
You frightful hipflask of foul oryx discharge
You noxious evening bag of insalubrious shrew mole rags
You grim-visaged pocket of rickety Saluki traces
You joyless bladder of illicit toadfish orts
You grim-faced cedar chest of ulcerated Japanese spaniel regurgitation
You misshapen biggin of unhealthy Romanov pee
You forbidding water butt of neuralgic peewee debris
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