Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ignoble highball glass of palsied turkey buzzard dejecta
You excruciating caldron of toxic Romeldale remnants
You beautiless trough of hypertensive shovelhead catfish exudate
You ill-made fruit basket of venomous shipworm flow
You uncomfortable hamper of colicky sable antelope slobber
You wearisome lota of infectious avocet precipitates
You regrettable glass of variolous shrew mole lacrimation
You grim-visaged tumbler of syphilitic vesper sparrow debris
You afflicting vasculum of noisome Welsh hormone
You irksome buffet of unvirginal pickerel frog dross
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