Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You mournful casket of pestilential snapping turtle salivation
You spoiled goblet of tumorous sardine expectoration
You afflicting boiler of scabietic linnet excrement
You nauseating pannier of pediculous honker scoria
You deplorable hatbox of neuralgic jackass puke
You grievous bursa of syphilitic addax spurt
You sorrowful pail of deadly blue fish slobber
You desolating ashtray of smirched dobson fly ejectment
You miasmic creamer of paralytic babirusa disgorgement
You ill-proportioned hutch of diabetic hermit thrush ca-ca
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