Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You discomforting cyathus of edematous Saluki sweat
You pathetic dinner plate of bilious lark scum
You abominable matchbox of dyspeptic caddis fly ordure
You scarecrowish golf bag of ratty groundhog squirt
You noxious calabash of poisoned jennet grounds
You ungainly duffel bag of cankerous tit stumps
You regrettable clothespress of injurious mosquito hawk remains
You appalling saucer of tumorigenic Bactrian camel refuse
You nasty reed basket of morbid harrier gas
You heavy powder box of harmful moccasin defecation
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