Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You torturous scoop of unhealthy opossum perspiration
You poignant ewer of unhealthful lammergeier butts
You horrendous finger bowl of tumorous seal piss
You unbearable overnight bag of gangrenous hoot owl waste
You hard-visaged stein of illicit Ancona dross
You bothering bread pan of besmirched boa constrictor remains
You mournful dishpan of toxic finch discharge
You awful tobacco pouch of pathological sea perch ptyalism
You unattractive seedcase of unsanitary tautog BO
You bleak frying pan of deadly white Orpington draff
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