Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unwelcome marsupium of soiled blue Orpington remnants
You weighty clothesbasket of toxical earwig wind
You dreary holdall of noisome possum ordure
You vile portmanteau of hydropic trumpeter vomition
You clumsy silique of injurious dragonfly perspiration
You revolting cake pan of pneumonic retriever deposits
You vexatious waiter of leprous assassin bug leavings
You undesirable scabbard of measly Ancona flops
You undelectable brazier of pestiferous tamarin burp
You pesky matchbox of insanitary grison dross
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