Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-favored carboy of destructive Blenheim spaniel urine
You uncomely vargueno of beset weasel squirt
You baneful tumbler of infectious robin remnants
You beautiless beaker of pedicular German shepherd extrusion
You ghastly tablespoon of infested flying marmot leavings
You plaguey skillet of pathogenic giant ground sloth thyroxin
You horrifying sac of smirched Vizsla crap
You ill-shaped warming pan of injurious gourami hormone
You gargoylish hod of pestiferous Persian cat pats
You mephitic cereal bowl of poisoned deer tiger smut
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