Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dolorogenic jerrican of consumptive snook embers
You unbearable labis [eccl] of unclean black cat turd
You grisly shelf of innutritious papillon expectoration
You horrible compact of chlorotic haddock ejectamenta
You pestilent pipe of cankered caracara exudation
You ugly sugar bowl of measly cayman residue
You baneful portfolio of tabid channel bass detritus
You obnoxious magazine of miasmic flycatcher feces
You gross pony of communicable American foxhound vomit
You poignant kilderkin of morbific angel fish leavings
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