Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You insufferable spoon of malign narwhal ordure
You troublesome biggin of infested lung fish excretes
You evil-favored tureen of chlorotic pigeon chips
You discomforting salver of adulterous coelacanth clinkers
You ill-featured tray of ulcerous thoroughbred ejectamenta
You wearisome press of beset barbel smut
You disconcerting tin can of pneumonic wildcat egestion
You misproportioned kit bag of edematous bunting feces
You saddening pony of paralytic sand cat effluent
You heartbreaking hutch of insalubrious middle white dingleberry
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