Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You comfortless GI can of destructive reedbird dejecta
You sore shovel of unchaste hermit thrush sialorrhea
You unpleasant caddy of incontinent hackney pony shavings
You nasty diplomatic pouch of insanitary monitor vomition
You consuming game bag of harmful tamandua fart
You inelegant terrine of infectious bighorn sheep refuse
You unspeakable sarcophagus of malignant cockroach exudate
You distressful schooner of measly killer scum
You thankless traveling bag of insalubrious borzoi jakes
You gargoylish reticule of ulcerated water spaniel dregs
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