Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You undelicious tinderbox of unwholesome blue Orpington sinter
You noxious casket of incontinent Gila monster pus
You malodorous vitrine of rickety right whale vomit
You mephitic loving cup of pleuritic rhinoceros feces
You unlikable slop pail of edematous moray eel eruption
You obscene bandolier of foul sting ray ejectment
You thankless bakepan of gangrenous goatfish sewage
You harrowing gravy boat of tubercular ant bear stubble
You frightful trunk of debauched porcupine flatus
You clumsy holdall of adulterous reedbird stool
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