Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You abominable dosser of lousy bull mastiff survivals
You sore carton of insalubrious cow ends
You unaesthetic backpack of consumptive Labrador retriever autacoid
You nasty packing box of pedicular wasp snot
You marred crib of unclean king cobra jakes
You baneful noggin of miasmal planarian belch
You rueful coaster of pleuritic kea ruins
You ungraceful holdall of indecent reindeer pats
You tormenting money box of abandoned Panama ejectamenta
You displeasing coffeepot of encephalitic erne manure
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