Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pathetic jardiniere of variolar bustard night soil
You unshapely air bladder of scrofulous quetzal sialorrhea
You uncomely pottinger of illicit Shire sewerage
You plaguing keg of destructive cocker spaniel remains
You dysphemized davenport of bilious bobwhite expulsion
You grievous dinner plate of grubby gavial excretion
You touching commode of gouty sting ray evacuation
You distressing skillet of poisonous macaw holdovers
You heartbreaking drinking cup of pediculous Siberian husky flux
You obscene spoon of rickety whalebone whale smut
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