Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You tormenting hot-water bottle of plagued hawksbill turtle remnants
You unsavory tumbler of consumptive sable sweepings
You depressive thermos of poisoned sprat residue
You worrisome salver of morbific jerboa kangaroo flow
You dolorogenic envelope of adulterous pilchard snot
You malformed canteen of palsied sea horse ejectamenta
You abominable coal scuttle of hypertensive crake heaves
You troubling pocket flask of unvirginal coon scum
You distressful potty of chlorotic Ayrshire holdovers
You plaguing noggin of toxicant cone-nose dribble
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