Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You malformed dinner pail of rachitic Yorkshire terrier chaff
You repugnant liqueur glass of morbific alligator cinders
You blotted flasket of hydropic Cheshire coprolith
You abominable glass of gangrened anoa waste
You appalling beer glass of virulent wild ox pus
You nasty money box of noxious Siamese cat egesta
You awkward splint basket of infected ouzel odds and ends
You hideous caddie bag of wormy barbet slag
You monstrous clothesbasket of toxiferous buffalo fish stubble
You pestilential purse of noisome nutria effusion
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