Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You nasty washbasket of paralytic bull snake BO
You annoying kitchen cabinet of cankered phoebe exudation
You wearying crock of peccant sheldrake purulence
You undesirable tinderbox of pneumonic muskellunge wind
You dislikable reed basket of loose-moraled otter odds and ends
You unbearable bureau of envenomed tobacco worm cinders
You unpleasant calyx of gangrened tatou peba jet
You dismal pod of pocky deer fly froth
You tyrannous trencher of podagric imperial mammoth remnants
You dolorogenic knapsack of tubercular flying marmot orts
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