Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You evil-looking sarcophagus of neuralgic gourami clinkers
You unsightly watering can of tumorigenic whitetail drivel
You rebarbative letter file of measly lapin dross
You pestilent wardrobe of hydropic hake residue
You awkward pack sack of soiled standardbred chips
You thankless wicker basket of contaminated sea dog expulsion
You offensive grip of insalubrious eft slobber
You pestilential noggin of unhygenic wild ass semen
You unlikable saccule of encephalitic Lippizaner scraps
You grim-faced spade of palsied Polled Durham husks
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