Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You defaced spade of infectious katydid refuse
You vexatious scabbard of pneumonic fur seal extravasation
You monstrous washtub of encephalitic earthworm jet
You dire flowerpot of unclean Clydesdale terrier residue
You unbeautiful compact of teeming sprat mucus
You hateful satchel of beset bonefish rubbish
You bothering magnum of rachitic lynx expulsion
You sour cancelli of insanitary crane flatuosity
You undelectable dispatch box of pocky Dolly Varden trout shit
You depressing tyg of podagric springer spaniel scoria
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