Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You blemished chifforobe of variolar song sparrow sputum
You base jigger of virulent Barred Plymouth Rock jakes
You painful briefcase of toxical congo snake husks
You unappealing housewife of foul borzoi waste
You malformed crate of lousy earwig soot
You woebegone reed basket of tabetic leopard frog semen
You ill-looking bleb of wanton buprestid beetle transudation
You grisly vase of phthisic Brittany spaniel coprolite
You nasty clothes hamper of soiled Tamworth residue
You terrible hip bath of unsanitary armyworm ejaculation
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