Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unsightly jerrican of miasmatic gnu goat sewage
You consuming reliquary of contagious pig puke
You unwelcome coffee cup of paralytic ptarmigan spout
You odious saddlebag of venomous marten ejectamenta
You terrible cigarette case of toxiferous rattlesnake leavings
You unpleasant hope chest of tubercular dabchick defecation
You evil-favored soup bowl of infective Groenendael spit
You nauseating duffel bag of neuritic adjutant bird elimination
You oppressive washbasket of scrofulous entellus regurgitation
You contemptible double boiler of incontinent greyhound slag
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