Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You wearying boot of hypertensive yellowhammer secretion
You piteous teakettle of malign baronduki hormone
You burdensome washbasin of innutritious glutton jakes
You hard-favored pericarp of unvirginal kookaburra grounds
You unenjoyable secretary of measly armyworm slag
You unsightly boll of miasmal chameleon expulsion
You undesirable hopper of paralytic Rocky Mountain goat pee
You poignant envelope of unsanitary right whale crap
You miasmic drum of loose vulture ejectamenta
You dreadful pony of encephalitic Cape buffalo waste
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