Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You regrettable cuspidor of pneumonic wheatear traces
You dysphemized dinner plate of toxic Brahma scoria
You sharp crate of unhygenic gnat ejecta
You cacophonous tote bag of chlorotic Lhasa apso snot
You uncomely cruet of nephritic Waler emesis
You distressing trencher of sullied snowshoe rabbit purulence
You repelling sugar spoon of infectious lovebird slabber
You heartsickening hamper of deadly Alaskan malamute moraine
You blotted coaster of palsied brown bear foam
You horrid splint basket of unsalutary tiger cat perspiration
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