Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pitiable casket of tainted English toy spaniel eructation
You dreary caster of impure vole pats
You troublesome saccule of polluted Kerry Hill shavings
You grim-visaged drinking cup of tubercular racer manure
You humiliating teaspoon of luetic Shetland sheep dog parings
You bitter flask of measly coot ructation
You gruesome blackjack of infective Russian blue cat wind
You misproportioned diplomatic pouch of pneumonic jabalina purulence
You rebarbative teapot of toxiferous English bulldog gas
You unbeauteous golf bag of ratty eyra offscourings
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