Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ignoble hogshead of anemic tiger parings
You shapeless double boiler of poisoned sand martin night soil
You annoying letter file of rachitic wood owl remainders
You agonizing knapsack of insalubrious elk scoria
You piteous handbag of malign stone fly eructation
You unsightly teapot of tumorous bat ca-ca
You pestiferous footlocker of chlorotic wombat egesta
You noxious e´tui of impure pine snake effusion
You hard-visaged sink of destructive yellowlegs diaphoresis
You ungraced vanity case of polluted bullhead rubbish
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