Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You terrible pod of insanitary St. Mark's fly voidance
You joyless drawer of encephalitic white Plymouth Rock ends
You insupportable billy of teeming dragonfly lacrimation
You wearisome sea bag of toxiferous rhea fart
You tormenting demijohn of morbid sand lizard orts
You uninviting tea urn of diseased elkhound draff
You unsavory pocketbook of pestilential chacma ructation
You insufferable chest of envenomed blackbird scourings
You mournful Toby-jug of rheumatic parrot ejaculation
You hard-featured pocket of venomous Belted Galloway pats
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