Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You gross reticule of unsalutary tapir droppings
You nasty ewer of scrofulous water moccasin flux
You noisome pail of venerate addax vestiges
You unenjoyable waiter of unclean red squirrel flatulence
You odious pocket flask of ratty sage grouse burp
You blotted spittoon of pleuritic leopard stumps
You awful broiler of virulent mako shark flatus
You abominable trowel of infectious snout beetle excreta
You ungainly buffet of encephalitic fulmar chips
You rotten glass of malarial elkhound chaff
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