Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dismal pannier of infective guinea pig dregs
You frightful labis [eccl] of cankered sea cow snot
You moving sacculus of venenous Old English sheep dog shit
You unappeteizing glasses of unclean golden eagle extravasation
You shapeless saccus of epileptic cottonmouth dross
You nasty skep of toxic glass snake jet
You unpleasant hogshead of harmful mollusk elimination
You hideous clothesbasket of defiled leech husks
You beastly scabbard of allergic angwantibo sediment
You detestable housewife of ratty gerbil defecation
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