Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grim-visaged ammunition box of hypertensive wood tick foam
You abhorrent saccus of wormy Old English sheep dog expulsion
You nasty caddy of mortified ladybug piss
You sorrowful vitrine of gouty gopher snake draff
You pestilential firkin of variolar bleak butts
You gargoylish carpetbag of scrofulous Cashmere goat flowers
You sad washbasin of miasmatic crane survivals
You loathsome glass of tumorigenic mandrill sweat
You misshapen dish of neuritic basilisk debris
You moving vasculum of unvirginal German coach horse vomit
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