Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You inelegant hutch of arthritic German coach horse butts
You shapeless hot-water bottle of rachitic keeshond sewage
You undelectable flower basket of morbific Sussex spaniel emesis
You depressive cuspidor of loose falcon sweepings
You unhandsome wire basket of dyspeptic yellowbird salivation
You cacophonous mug of foul chicken hawk jakes
You dire caisson of toxicant hamster eccrisis
You rueful quiver of defiled skink dejecta
You grinding rush basket of toxic Clydesdale terrier ptyalism
You hard-featured pottinger of allergic wolf flops
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