Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pathetic hamper of nephritic gerbil precipitates
You foul water butt of leprous aoudad leftovers
You blemished golf bag of contaminated panda ejectamenta
You discomforting sound of palsied polecat elimination
You pitiable reticule of miasmal shellfish slobber
You sour soupspoon of unchaste stag beetle heaves
You misproportioned press of miasmic waxwing stool
You heartwounding flagon of unhealthy blue fox embers
You repugnant bleb of poisoned armadillo vestiges
You sorrowful seedcase of abandoned dragon discharge
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