Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrible shot glass of destructive brook trout jakes
You tiresome portfolio of colicky yellowbird drivel
You overburdensome bladder of septic cotton mouse flatulence
You heartwounding Canterbury of variolous Gila monster regurgitation
You sharp hutch of unclean albacore sialagogue
You hateful sea bag of neuralgic mockingbird perspiration
You excruciating pitcher of mortified baldpate guano
You wearying coffee cup of infective cuckoo urine
You touching snuffbox of indecent tree frog emission
You uninviting dispatch box of luetic pasang expectoration
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