Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heavy closet of toxiferous bleak salivation
You mephitic rundlet of miasmal borzoi eccrisis
You afflictive spider of luetic imperial mammoth feculence
You objectionable monstrance of pneumonic opossum eructation
You unwelcome scrip [archaic] of apoplectic laughing jackass sewerage
You rending sugar bowl of maculate Bantam fart
You pathetic ashtray of malignant bullfrog dung
You horrible coffee cup of malign mew belch
You execrable keg of harmful wood tick thyroxin
You joyless tureen of unhealthful stinkbug survivals
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