Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You vexatious cedar chest of peccant titlark remnants
You thankless pannier of dyspeptic aardwolf hormone
You tormenting glass of wanton goatsucker refuse
You uncomely drawer of teeming Himalayan cat burp
You pestiferous powder box of epileptic finch survivals
You shapeless sacculus of toxiferous cicala excretes
You loathsome flasket of infected jewfish gas
You insupportable letter file of virulent egret stumps
You sharp punch bowl of impure Yorkshire parings
You ill-looking spoon of veneniferous toy spaniel BO
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