Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You galling reticule of cancerous hedgehog fart
You torturous beer glass of malarial capelin filings
You plaguesome sewing basket of toxical otter sweat
You contemptible legume of pathological sable butts
You woeful tinderbox of venomous amber jack vestiges
You base rush basket of communicable English toy spaniel husks
You dire vial of innutritious Lepisma ejection
You grim kettle of dyspeptic redfin drool
You grotesque soup bowl of noisome earthworm discharge
You sour Toby-jug of pediculous husky dejecta
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