Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You disfigured saccus of grubby ling cinders
You unspeakable scrotum of deadly Bernese mountain dog sediment
You fetid bathtub of miasmatic takin turd
You crude capsule of injurious hangbird filings
You distasteful GI can of nephritic American trotter discharge
You sharp coffeepot of tubercular standardbred embers
You execrable water butt of colicky kiang urine
You undelicious cuspidor of adulterous elkhound flow
You evil-looking wastebasket of tumorous New Hampshire red hormone
You poignant vasculum of communicable eft spit
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