Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You shapeless coaster of indecent dunlin sewerage
You annoying ashtray of cankerous electric fish emesis
You contemptible nose bag of miasmal gallfly foam
You pitiable file of consumptive whitefish secretion
You homely sheath of tainted dorado detritus
You hard-favored ammunition box of dyspeptic gudgeon stumps
You hideous wooden basket of pathological marlin manure
You repugnant evening bag of septic genet vomition
You dreary hope chest of adulterous whalebone whale ends
You teasing bedroll of toxic flea hemorrhage
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