Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You disturbing teapot of poisoned proboscis monkey pats
You baneful housewife of ulcerated timber wolf coprolith
You untasteful teaspoon of infective chat dejecta
You depressive trough of debauched conger feculence
You galling sink of laryngitic mammoth chips
You disfigured picnic basket of cankered blue Andalusian discharge
You embarrassing labis [eccl] of illicit cockchafer thyroxin
You misbegotten mazer of neuralgic striped bass ca-ca
You hard-favored eggcup of noisome yak detritus
You painful mussuk of encephalitic sable perspiration
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