Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You awkward horn of morbific bee fly effluent
You uncomfortable casket of gangrenous cisco egestion
You distressing bandolier of dropsical Holstein burp
You cacophonic chalice of contagious rabbitfish hormone
You vexing hatbox of envenomed mountain gorilla heaves
You ungainly coffin of wanton cedarbird rubbish
You shocking kit of pleuritic harvest mouse night soil
You unaesthetic tin can of infectious kinglet ends
You uncomely teapot of gouty man-o'-war bird piss
You disturbing piepan of beset jackdaw spittle
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