Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You discomforting bladder of debauched pigeon orts
You evil-favored picnic basket of grubby wood wasp purulence
You deformed locker box of hypertensive midge feces
You obscene coaster of envenomed reedbird expectoration
You dreadful rundlet of palsied Ryeland disgorgement
You unsightly hatbox of dyspeptic lapin sinter
You clumsy vase of consumptive mockingbird dross
You crude creel of leprous komondor tears
You pathetic traveling bag of unchaste Turk mucus
You misbegotten hamper of incontinent tiger moth stubble
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