Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You comfortless brazier of adulterous dog salivation
You grim-visaged goblet of contaminated miller fossils
You replusive portmanteau of mortified whitetail slag
You importunate purse of harmful goat sweat
You distressful dinner pail of lousy bandicoot BO
You cacogenic sheath of noxious palomino sialorrhea
You vexing sewing basket of envenomed Angora goat chaff
You torturous lowboy of pocky puffer pus
You repulsive glasses of noisome coral snake survivals
You insupportable hope chest of loose terrapin crap
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