Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You exhausting calabash of infected char ordure
You afflictive housewife of colicky hog belch
You dire brazier of envenomed hanuman coprolite
You pitiable jug of unhealthful Australorp deposits
You monstrous bail of freeloving bonnet monkey ejection
You heinous spoon of cankerous crustacean snot
You irksome loculus of syphilitic billbug ejaculation
You pestilent thermos of ulcerous Santa Gertrudis chips
You hard-featured fistula of pleuritic tapir exudation
You bleak cone of poisonous tumblebug ejectment
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