Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You plaguing broiler of abandoned cayman alluvia
You ill-shaped footlocker of ravaged redpoll shit
You displeasing firkin of unchaste nuthatch thyroxin
You dismaying tassie [Brit] of pleuritic honker drool
You bothering bathtub of consumptive serval scraps
You mortifying golf bag of rheumatic lake trout residue
You bothersome cell of contaminated Labrador retriever spout
You crude urn of infected mayfly autacoid
You disturbing flagon of toxical mammoth sewerage
You sour overnight bag of lousy Lincoln Red vomition
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