Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You execrable finger bowl of contagious earworm barf
You lamentable game bag of illicit ladybug deposits
You unpleasant sewing basket of foul locust thyroxin
You humiliating pitcher of ravaged Belted Galloway excreta
You importunate flowerpot of loose hornet dung
You pestering vitrine of destructive kangaroo rat sialagogue
You insupportable sac of chlorotic Jersey feces
You unaesthetic wire basket of diabetic octopus sinter
You rending calabash of tainted oont [India] settlings
You appalling silique of syphilitic capelin night soil
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