Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pitiable cedar chest of beset sable remainders
You monstrous pony of carcinogenic Shetland stool
You mournful saccus of malarial Rhode Island white parings
You evil-looking bushel of epileptic blind snake flow
You gargoylish boodle bag of unassimilable sow bug settlings
You horrifying pocketcase of rickety bulldog embers
You frightful glasses of sullied passenger pigeon discharge
You nauseating ashpan of innutritious ring-necked pheasant remnants
You heavy demijohn of cankerous tragopan fossils
You ungraced pocket of virulent aardvark scourings
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