Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You afflictive desk of insanitary piranha ejectment
You insupportable punch bowl of lousy minnow ends
You ugly tablespoon of morbific mourning dove chaff
You pestering box of pleuritic stump-tailed lizard thyroxin
You ill-featured pod of hydropic hyena jakes
You baneful Boston bag of ratty cushat [Scot] fossils
You grim trencher of edematous golden trout expulsion
You unsightly pocketcase of luetic sapsucker regurgitation
You rebarbative salad bowl of cankered sturgeon eructation
You cacophonous ark of nephritic hellgrammite emesis
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