Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-featured clothes hamper of hypertensive drum spurt
You dismaying dustpan of wanton Welsh collie draff
You unaesthetic pipe of rickety scorpion fly autacoid
You unbearable vase of maculate fox terrier elimination
You painful wastebasket of contaminated flat-coated retriever heaves
You bleak gunny of ratty wood wasp squirt
You vile briefcase of gangrenous coral snake spew
You stinking eggcup of venomous flea beetle expulsion
You lamentable bidet of debauched platypus slag
You beastly catch basin of toxic grison piss
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