Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You awful magazine of peccant mud hen crap
You sorrowful roaster of loose muntjac vomit
You horrid sea bag of gouty snapper shit
You obscene caisson of wanton zoril drool
You offensive billfold of foul plaice ejecta
You regrettable dish of injurious turnstone extrusion
You dismal flask of unhealthful podura hormone
You unwelcome basin of rickety imperial mammoth excretion
You fulsome pouch of diseased chafer remains
You scarecrowish chest of pestiferous Saluki salivation
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