Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You contemptible cake pan of contagious lyrebird rumps
You untasteful fistula of grubby Sunapee trout spew
You cacophonic file folder of rickety cayman droppings
You grotesque locker of toxicant guitarfish ructation
You dire cruse of pestiferous toadfish wind
You dolorific drinking cup of loose mantis defecation
You plaguing portmanteau of gouty bison slobber
You nauseating reed basket of pedicular jaguarundi ejectamenta
You spoiled cellaret of freeloving pickerel frog regurgitation
You sad wineglass of besmirched standardbred salivation
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