Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You frightful cell of measly reedbird dingleberry
You ill-shaped wastepaper basket of gangrenous cutthroat trout pee
You lamentable pony of debauched French bulldog turd
You horrific coffee urn of tumorous Weimaraner remainders
You weighty matchbox of palsied schipperke dregs
You repulsive palette of freeloving sage grouse eccrisis
You excruciating e´tui of pleuritic dodo refuse
You sharp commode of nephritic Minorca smut
You galling letter file of podagric shad fly sediment
You undesirable shelves of variolous grackle dung
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