Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You spoiled chiffonier of polluted Archangel cat sweepings
You repulsive mail pouch of encephalitic papillon slabber
You unattractive trencher of syphilitic Kerry Hill effusion
You pestiferous portmanteau of maculate Longhorn extravasation
You unwelcome scrip [archaic] of rickety flame tetra rheum
You humiliating purse of toxiferous blindworm turd
You rebarbative ark of phthisic wren-tit BO
You obscene hutch of tubercular house martin feces
You comfortless glasses of apoplectic chub survivals
You graceless matchbox of insalubrious anthropoid ape eruption
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