Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You weighty snuffbox of ulcerous saki shavings
You dire envelope of neuritic dragon sewage
You unbearable spoon of unwholesome grunion fossils
You afflictive casket of epileptic argala vomition
You agonizing saccule of venomous soft-shelled turtle chaff
You excruciating piepan of gangrened macaw exudate
You depressive game bag of unhygenic lapwing depositions
You racking jeroboam of palsied tarpan pats
You pestilent scoop of toxicant vesper sparrow piddle
You bleak scrotum of noisome English springer spaniel rheum
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