Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heartrending fistula of incontinent spectacled cobra sputum
You unattractive sewing basket of hypertensive babirusa crap
You crude dispatch box of venerate papillon filings
You pestilent salver of cancerous flying squirrel slaver
You cacophonic gallbladder of insalubrious Shetland sheep dog grounds
You unpretty billy of miasmatic capuchin voidance
You torturous coffeepot of wanton Percheron sinter
You importunate drawer of malarial Kerry Hill piss
You pestering mug of soiled louse spittle
You heavy gallipot of morbific Barbary horse pus
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