Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You bleak wicker basket of nephritic whippet turd
You atrocious kettle of edematous bat sediment
You dismaying bail of gouty loris coprolith
You hard-featured cancelli of diseased cliff swallow transudation
You loathsome pitcher of tubercular Himalayan cat sialorrhea
You dreary bureau of unchaste hellgrammite chips
You torturous footlocker of pedicular miller froth
You dolorific jardiniere of encephalitic haddock sewage
You mournful poke of ratty curlew spurt
You disconcerting bidet of unhealthy lake trout urine
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