Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unappealing tub of soiled flying gurnard fart
You dolorous bud vase of insalubrious marten regurgitation
You unshapely tyg of unhygenic cobia transudation
You dreary gunny of syphilitic cotton rat eructation
You discomforting wok of lousy green turtle manure
You awkward cage of impure sea urchin dregs
You horrible crib of variolous mouse deer egesta
You rotten trough of illicit suslik slag
You disturbing platter of bilious king cobra coprolite
You dreadful game bag of tabid earworm exudation
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