Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You monstrous Toby-jug of luetic slow-worm crap
You rueful gunny of miasmatic water spaniel ca-ca
You touching rush basket of infested Dalmatian extrusion
You hard-featured mortarboard of scorbutic groundhog offscourings
You heavy pottinger of defiled peregrine falcon disgorgement
You unsightly fruit basket of neuralgic kissing bug shit
You depressing trash can of encephalitic waterbuck dingleberry
You unpalatable scrotum of ulcerated Indian buffalo stubble
You stinking punch bowl of miasmic poyou spurt
You plaguey palette of leprous Polled Durham elimination
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