Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You piteous cardcase of pleuritic boxer discharge
You blotted reed basket of morbific shad fly diaphoresis
You gross moneybag of unsanitary mink hemorrhage
You misshapen locker box of miasmal broadtail vomit
You oppressive envelope of malign scaup duck rags
You wearying vesicle of bilious inchworm eccrisis
You afflicting drinking horn of maculate Santa Gertrudis slaver
You consuming jar of consumptive bonefish remains
You grinding chest of colicky avocet flatulence
You cacophonic cellaret of toxical shiner excreta
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