Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dismaying scrip [archaic] of foul hedgehog smut
You unappealing blackjack of unsanitary golden eagle dregs
You pitiable rush basket of communicable cricket leavings
You atrocious bureau of tubercular echidna alluvia
You irksome schooner of anemic Japanese spaniel ca-ca
You distressing basin of indigestible bream ejaculation
You nasty reed basket of infested cotton mouse orts
You pathetic cellaret of infective rattlesnake flatulence
You misbegotten schooper of venerate bleak husks
You excruciating salad bowl of unhealthful wood owl remainders
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