Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You homely haversack of insalubrious locust dejecta
You undelicious water butt of maculate chimaera ejaculation
You unbeautiful rack of apoplectic goldfinch eruption
You insufferable bandolier of leprous anole sinter
You clumsy hamper of destructive crow expulsion
You ungraced terrine of harmful swine salts
You agonizing tankard of defiled Orpington moraine
You cacogenic rundlet of anemic Rottweiler sialagogue
You vexing saucepan of ratty tarpon coprolith
You unengaging keg of malignant English toy spaniel settlings
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