Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dysphemistic jigger of illicit roach dregs
You uglified dishpan of laryngitic mastodon survivals
You evil-favored corbeil [archit] of contaminated gnatcatcher debris
You moving canteen of infected Welsh springer spaniel deposits
You depressive trowel of pathogenic toadfish leftovers
You misbegotten crucible of pedicular Airedale parings
You unlikable porringer of hypertensive lamprey flow
You uninviting jardiniere of wanton candlefish soot
You discomforting folio of pneumonic cinnamon bear feculence
You wearing ashpan of malarial black bear sialorrhea
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