Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unspeakable trough of pathogenic hackney pony depositions
You awful handbag of plagued Old English sheep dog sialagogue
You fulsome biggin of adulterous elephant seal smut
You grotesque cannikin of tumorous tortoise excreta
You harsh compact of morbific mule deer vomit
You distressful clothesbasket of dropsical June bug scraps
You crushing buffet of encephalitic dinosaur grounds
You atrocious musk bag of pestiferous groundhog cinders
You pitiable davenport of pleuritic wood owl dregs
You embarrassing Toby-jug of rickety grivet emesis
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