Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You monstrous housewife of insalubrious black bass dregs
You unlikable udder of unwholesome dogfish perspiration
You atrocious brandy snifter of insanitary Angora cat ca-ca
You dysphemized spatula of miasmatic Langshan egesta
You saddening puncheon of infected thoroughbred survivals
You misbegotten kilderkin of deadly wombat tears
You horrendous diplomatic pouch of injurious burro spout
You heartbreaking scabbard of soiled guppy refuse
You undesirable spade of arthritic miller's-thumb soot
You harsh bin of infective flying fox remainders
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