Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You obnoxious sac of malign Pekingese heaves
You ill-featured blackjack of wanton coypu settlings
You noisome pail of scrofulous octopus silt
You dismaying reed basket of pestilential blackhead Persian voidance
You horrifying mail pouch of maculate grayling clinkers
You grotesque teakettle of morbid goby flow
You vexing reliquary of poisoned stickleback slag
You tiresome clothespress of peccant shovel-nose wind
You detestable salver of gangrened American trotter discharge
You vile bedroll of infested Russian wolfhound deposits
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