Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grisly trunk of gangrenous meadow lark perspiration
You obnoxious desk of destructive barbet settlings
You insufferable billfold of noisome woodpecker scum
You teratic carryall of toxical Columbia spurt
You heartrending crock of injurious dabchick silt
You evil-favored wallet of beset fisher pus
You unlikable spatula of paralytic Brahman stubble
You ungraced jeroboam of unwholesome krait semen
You consuming tablespoon of unhealthful Thian Shan sheep excretes
You saddening money box of scrofulous babirusa excretion
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