Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You beastly tea urn of miasmic silver salmon stool
You unattractive butt of gouty Irish water spaniel slobber
You unsavory palette of innutritious piranha remnants
You affecting vacuum bottle of scrofulous toy poodle exudation
You regrettable warming pan of toxicant assassin bug sediment
You consuming punch bowl of abandoned hog defecation
You grisly tablespoon of injurious echidna wind
You detestable billfold of loose-moraled white Leghorn turd
You unpleasing stomach of gangrened ape effusion
You misshapen cone of mortified hartebeest tears
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