Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You thankless dispatch box of poisonous house martin lacrimation
You repulsive catch basin of nephritic Suffolk rags
You unshapely spider of freeloving hobby transudation
You shocking drinking horn of morbific flying fox guano
You base clothes hamper of insalubrious white Leghorn remnants
You irking saccus of virulent redbird leftovers
You pathetic cancelli of peccant jungle fowl offscourings
You irksome coaster of gangrenous lantern fish refuse
You cheerless cabinet of leprous black Orpington night soil
You evil-looking ditty bag of veneniferous goat sialorrhea
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