Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grim-visaged cell of unhealthy viper precipitates
You mournful saucer of unsalutary aurochs offscourings
You cacogenic cancelli of edematous mamba salts
You cheerless fifth of pediculous dog disgorgement
You dismaying chest of drawers of pedicular hummingbird crap
You teratic dosser of toxical wren jakes
You unaesthetic china of colicky proboscis monkey rubbish
You base kettle of freeloving vireo effusion
You regrettable pipe of diabetic gorilla emesis
You sharp coffee cup of peccant codling moth eructation
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