Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heartrending pouch of defiled Welsh collie feculence
You heavy chalice of allergic King Charles spaniel sialagogue
You unaesthetic carryall of toxiferous boxer cinders
You afflictive tableware of venerate kissing bug evacuation
You uncomfortable vesicle of diseased pipit ejectment
You clumsy garbage can of infested Thian Shan sheep residue
You wearisome caisson of toxicant pheasant pus
You nasty hope chest of unwholesome apar defecation
You repelling bundle of unchaste halibut flatulence
You replusive tub of plagued haddock manure
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