Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pathetic brazier of unsalutary octopus sinter
You mortifying canister of ratty wood pigeon crap
You ungraceful schoolbag of plagued golden trout effusion
You dolorogenic cruet of nephritic beagle jakes
You heartbreaking vargueno of venenous bluebill spout
You dismaying bread pan of unhealthful prairie fox leftovers
You blotted magazine of infective Turk spew
You teratic dispatch box of consumptive blackbird belch
You homely hutch of unassimilable fallow deer scraps
You grim-visaged barrel of diseased fluke foam
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