Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You onerous spittoon of destructive shoveler gas
You oppressive grip of innutritious ring-necked pheasant emission
You lamentable amnion of plagued wapiti expulsion
You distressing dinner pail of harmful firefly waste
You ugly brandy snifter of loose-moraled rat snake fossils
You grinding glass of ulcerous black fox flow
You bitter kitchen boiler of pestiferous New Hampshire exudate
You burdensome Toby-jug of toxic mule holdovers
You loathsome drawer of unchaste green frog stool
You poignant bandbox of infected wood tick spit
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