Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You uninviting wok of unhygenic barracuda evacuation
You harrowing firkin of contaminated dorado ejection
You unappealing trough of dropsical godwit wind
You shocking cage of scabietic mallard flatus
You uncomely washtub of syphilitic scarab egestion
You repelling soup bowl of illicit kiwi heaves
You pitiable vanity case of pleuritic balloonfish shit
You ill-proportioned Saratoga trunk of rheumatic woolly mammoth gas
You homely sideboard of infectious turtledove ejaculation
You joyless dinner plate of insanitary duckbill fart
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