Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You discomforting canister of adulterous alligator shavings
You pestilent canteen of morbid locust soot
You noxious scyphus of ulcerous opossum survivals
You unhandsome schooner of pathological shoveler emission
You harsh vacuum bottle of pleuritic Great Pyrenees exudation
You embarrassing clothes hamper of loose-moraled carabao vestiges
You miasmal wicker basket of debauched nuthatch pus
You homely shelf of cancerous goldfish remains
You exasperating blackjack of gouty malamute ends
You tragic eggcup of venenous grampus effusion
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