Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dismal salad bowl of unhealthy walkingstick pus
You offensive cone of tabid Corriedale elimination
You piteous tyg of consumptive Clydesdale terrier traces
You grinding buffet of malign wren vestiges
You unengaging pocketbook of poisonous capuchin ca-ca
You grisly traveling bag of mortified leafhopper purulence
You afflictive pony of epileptic mayfly scoria
You dolorific closet of ratty zebu dribble
You aggravating cyathus of smirched wahoo debris
You vexatious fruit basket of innutritious vole expulsion
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