Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unappealing bin of scorbutic balloonfish detritus
You afflictive kibble of teeming cutlass fish exudate
You grinding trencher of wormy jackass manure
You wearisome saucepan of harmful tumblebug survivals
You moving spoon of smirched sand cat egesta
You disfigured pan broiler of hydropic shepherd dog squirt
You dolorous highball glass of lousy barbet fossils
You provoking salver of bilious chipmunk spittle
You painful dresser of freeloving flea beetle excrement
You hideous flowerpot of unassimilable gemsbok turd
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