Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You distressing tyg of toxical fox squirrel coprolite
You dire decanter of noisome gaur ejection
You horrible trash can of measly Lepisma discharge
You ungainly breaker of miasmic black Sumatra piddle
You fetid powder box of variolar oont [India] residuua
You unwelcome boodle bag of contaminated Norwegian elkhound alluvia
You humiliating crate of diseased snout beetle ends
You plaguing pouch of noxious chimaera orts
You crushing creamer of ulcerated cotton worm dribble
You unappealing reliquary of lousy musk-ox dross
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