Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You disagreeable mortar of toxiferous Russian wolfhound mucus
You cacophonous silique of phthisic cedarbird purulence
You monstrous fifth of neuritic pollack rags
You misshapen ashpan of rickety lion exudate
You graceless tote bag of measly beaver sweat
You depressive flower bowl of ulcerous pig leavings
You evil-favored tray of wormy piranha soot
You cacogenic hipflask of freeloving sea bream ordure
You dismaying kit bag of harmful duck offscourings
You hard-featured gravy boat of septic sow bug drool
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