Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You harrowing chiffonier of beset black grouse jet
You nasty backpack of neuralgic angel fish snot
You mournful saddlebag of unchaste basilisk ejectamenta
You repugnant caisson of envenomed walrus ruins
You grim-faced gallipot of tubercular roe offscourings
You despicable thermos of loose-moraled genet clinkers
You distressful wardrobe of hydropic American foxhound husks
You abhorrent caddie bag of besmirched boll weevil sputum
You mephitic tobacco pouch of smirched viper excretion
You unpleasing wire basket of paralytic Russell's viper belch
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