Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You homely commode of contaminated codling moth sweepings
You woebegone diplomatic pouch of epileptic chow ptyalism
You unenjoyable footlocker of encephalitic chicken hawk ructation
You irksome ventricle of pediculous triggerfish defecation
You ill-proportioned warming pan of wormy planarian saliva
You sharp credenza of defiled tortoise flowers
You troubling cyathus of tainted pigeon hawk purulence
You bleak tun of venenous ptarmigan spit
You dreadful sideboard of poisoned gnatcatcher heaves
You poignant flower bowl of unhygenic toad expectoration
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