Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You gargoylish dessert spoon of epileptic loach egestion
You dolorogenic beaker of rickety Charolais slabber
You tiresome sinus of indigestible koodoo disgorgement
You frightful cabinet of pathogenic capuchin shit
You obnoxious bursa of leprous leopard cat sialagogue
You tragic biggin of loose tomato worm rubbish
You misbegotten splint basket of infectious badger dog salts
You ill-looking cage of pneumonic wild sheep slag
You loathsome pack sack of dropsical butcher bird heaves
You wearisome saccus of malignant English bulldog feces
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