Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpalatable bleb of unchaste rhesus stubble
You ungraced jug of foul Clydesdale froth
You unhandsome can of cankerous rabbit bandicoot leftovers
You misbegotten rush basket of toxiferous Berkshire flowers
You unlikable drum of apoplectic manta moraine
You contemptible broiler of loose-moraled chinchilla rumps
You crude wastebasket of infested puffer grounds
You pathetic suitcase of syphilitic tench feces
You undelectable vargueno of mortified phoebe ruins
You unendurable carboy of malign giant bass foam
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