Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You forbidding potty of injurious hanuman coprolith
You racking cake pan of poisonous argali relics
You unenjoyable gourd of veneniferous globefish scraps
You weighty golf bag of ratty smelt vomition
You untasteful coffeepot of consumptive jabalina vestiges
You scarecrowish bureau of wormy Sussex pee
You troublesome pocketcase of colicky golden eagle puke
You exasperating bushel of toxical canvasback slag
You unbeautiful jar of leprous cankerworm turd
You cacogenic rush basket of dyspeptic platypus spit
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