Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You touching breadbasket of gouty Pekingese relics
You wearying trunk of toxiferous ermine sewerage
You cacophonic net of dyspeptic Canada goose scum
You unattractive wastepaper basket of foul yellowbird vomit
You hard-favored billfold of neuralgic weasel exudation
You noxious haversack of unchaste erne remnants
You unlikable tinderbox of freeloving American quarter horse feculence
You malformed tureen of miasmal pointer saliva
You monstrous spoon of leprous bee fly scourings
You sickening carton of destructive sea duck ends
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