Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You mephitic splint basket of loose-moraled duckbill leavings
You crude ostensorium of variolar garganey debris
You obnoxious bin of noisome louse flux
You pestering pannikin of infective Sealyham terrier grounds
You dysphemized mussuk of dropsical entellus relics
You lamentable cigarette case of unhygenic Arctic fox excreta
You harrowing saccule of hydropic boarhound excretes
You dolorous socket of pathological whitetail foam
You desolating cyst of deadly coon alluvia
You graceless pitcher of foul bushtit clinkers
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