Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You despicable udder of contagious Hampshire detritus
You joyless skillet of phthisic Yorkshire egesta
You vile ashpan of unsanitary crane waste
You miasmic bedroll of infested cockroach eccrisis
You horrifying scyphus of freeloving wasp offscourings
You unbearable hamper of unhealthful broadtail emission
You heartrending demijohn of infected horsefly sewerage
You unengaging folio of indecent mouse deer ejection
You heinous suitcase of wormy tussah coprolith
You unappealing basin of variolar black Orpington slag
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