Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You disgusting canteen of tumorigenic mastodon sialorrhea
You graceless skep of sullied echidna flops
You miasmic spade of harmful Great Dane debris
You ungainly breadbasket of scrofulous wallaby chaff
You woebegone cedar chest of variolar bluebottle excretes
You joyless housewife of pestilential leopard dejecta
You unaesthetic handbag of abandoned snapping turtle flowers
You repelling reticule of toxicant grizzly bear scraps
You horrific scabbard of contaminated Bactrian camel ejectamenta
You affecting bail of infected cobra de capello holdovers
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