Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You untasteful china of abandoned matamata debris
You bleak Boston bag of scabietic junco discharge
You replusive tinderbox of wanton Polled Durham pats
You offensive bandolier of debauched Kodiak bear ejecta
You unwelcome creel of illicit cotton mouse dribble
You consuming gallipot of carcinogenic harnessed antelope parings
You regrettable potty of freeloving argali ructation
You heavy jardiniere of miasmic sambar egesta
You undelicious moneybag of noxious bleak sediment
You scarecrowish rummer of malignant piranha butts
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