Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You worrying keg of illicit crustacean crap
You foul saddlebag of insanitary torpedo fish diaphoresis
You provoking trowel of diabetic swine coprolith
You unpretty soup bowl of pestiferous goldfinch purulence
You terrible bursa of loose-moraled orangutan BO
You saddening socket of contagious tapir shavings
You grim-visaged pericarp of foul Chesapeake Bay retriever smut
You ill-shaped caster of contaminated kinkajou soot
You touching compact of unsanitary inchworm cinders
You forbidding jeroboam of venerate sea dog exudate
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