Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You bothersome autoclave of pestilential narwhal vestiges
You tragic vanity bag of wanton right whale purulence
You horrifying flagon of syphilitic shark droppings
You disfigured spoon of abandoned copperhead barf
You distressful tumbler of pneumonic jackrabbit salivation
You poignant cream pitcher of neuralgic blackhead Persian ejectamenta
You evil-looking silique of infectious Malinois rags
You defaced flight bag of morbid tsine fart
You noxious pod of peccant shad fly alluvia
You unaesthetic splint basket of rickety nightjar silt
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