Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ghastly tinderbox of measly sandpiper parings
You sad vat of miasmatic budgerigar extrusion
You affecting flacon of ulcerated field mouse extravasation
You baneful sound of miasmic grampus transudation
You hideous lota of unclean minnow coprolite
You heavy nose bag of maculate candlefish secretion
You grim dinner pail of pestiferous Aberdeen Angus dregs
You deformed vanity bag of tabid Africander gas
You frightful flight bag of lousy musk hog alluvia
You plaguesome pannikin of scorbutic whippet embers
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