Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You irritating cruet of miasmal cowbird ash
You unenjoyable hipflask of leprous spaniel flow
You grim-visaged pillbox of communicable boarhound saliva
You unendurable terrine of polluted thrasher piss
You nauseating clothesbasket of tabetic ibex flowers
You revolting carryall of neuralgic French bulldog gas
You harsh potty of edematous grackle excretes
You vile schoolbag of arthritic boa ca-ca
You unappeteizing compact of infective song thrush flatuosity
You ill-favored bunker of contaminated grasshopper mouse residue
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