Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You malformed air sac of mortified cutlass fish vomit
You noxious e´tui of edematous spectacled cobra sinter
You mournful skippet of nephritic copperhead burp
You nasty tray of sullied grayling spittle
You blotted cruet of envenomed plover salivation
You heavy lota of septic syrphus fly dingleberry
You dislikable saucer of toxical Galloway scraps
You noisome budget [dial] of adulterous flea tears
You repellent holdall of unsalutary ant dung
You ill-featured dessert spoon of gangrened sable piss
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