Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sour musette bag of freeloving Lhasa apso egesta
You hideous golf bag of pathogenic goose ructation
You misshapen pitcher of luetic Durham ejectment
You replusive china of contaminated bettong rags
You wearisome vase of loose imperial mammoth hemorrhage
You consuming cedar chest of apoplectic redpoll sweepings
You malformed seedcase of malarial wild sheep vomition
You uglified overnight bag of ulcerated spitz relics
You dolorous flower bowl of scabietic toad parings
You uninviting purse of abandoned butcher bird crap
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