Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unlovely tumbler of syphilitic wren-tit voidance
You harrowing trunk of pleuritic cockatoo eruption
You affecting calabash of insalubrious monitor pus
You unbearable roaster of epileptic llama purulence
You ungainly sewing basket of nephritic dromedary froth
You disfigured vacuum bottle of variolar lantern fish dung
You awful bladder of tumorigenic robin jakes
You irritating silique of insanitary Chesapeake Bay retriever flux
You uninviting can of noxious tic-polonga vomition
You woebegone stein of cankerous caribou extrusion
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