Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You forbidding milk pail of carcinogenic stoat fossils
You uglified hogshead of mortified blue whale emission
You comfortless fruit basket of adulterous herring hog defecation
You horrifying tin can of miasmic mountain sheep dingleberry
You unsightly holster of miasmal bookworm froth
You crushing catch basin of diseased roosterfish burp
You unpalatable billfold of soiled kangaroo mouse coprolite
You dislikable secretary of syphilitic dobson fly sewerage
You repelling coffer of impure bank swallow remains
You miasmic capsule of infected bristletail draff
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