Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dismal duffel bag of ulcerated boa detritus
You graceless tureen of cancerous aardwolf ejection
You burdensome saucer of poisonous black grouse transudation
You tiresome dustpan of chlorotic bittern dung
You uncomely brandy snifter of toxicant Morgan tears
You evil-favored flagon of infected albatross stool
You heavy magazine of phthisic tragopan excretes
You ungraced suitcase of gangrened caracara guano
You distressing rack of grubby pig crap
You woebegone billy of septic torpedo fish ordure
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