Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unappealing calabash of anemic swan droppings
You torturous flight bag of unhealthful water dog vomition
You nasty mail pouch of contaminated tomato worm spout
You miasmic pod of septic conger pats
You tormenting decanter of colicky cone-nose spurt
You tiresome keg of pediculous Russian wolfhound spew
You undelectable paten of tumorous titlark heaves
You pitiable gripsack of gangrened Japanese beetle smut
You worrisome GI can of scrofulous Tennessee walking horse sperm
You ungraceful pan broiler of tubercular woodcock slobber
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