Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ungraceful marsupium of carcinogenic ape sweepings
You odious terrine of toxiferous kissing bug eccrisis
You distressful kit of cankered flycatcher settlings
You noisome footlocker of insanitary Irish water spaniel ruins
You comfortless crucible of illicit owl precipitations
You hard-featured crate of consumptive lynx guano
You pesky trunk of miasmatic peregrine falcon vomition
You bleak pocketbook of morbific caracal wind
You cacophonic holdall of polluted nutcracker ejectment
You agonizing credenza of diseased weakfish expectoration
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