Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You crushing fistula of luetic green frog belch
You plaguing casserole of sullied Border terrier excrement
You hateful stoup of pestilential Langshan refuse
You woebegone sugar bowl of toxicant otter ejectment
You burdensome ventricle of tumorous egret urine
You unaesthetic dinner pail of abandoned Hamburg precipitates
You humiliating bassinet of indigestible jackass ruins
You afflictive potty of ravaged alpaca heaves
You evil-favored folio of debauched Chesapeake Bay retriever emesis
You depressing flacon of harmful rattlesnake elimination
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