Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You nasty puncheon of tabid sea duck sediment
You desolating flowerpot of arthritic aurochs thyroxin
You rotten coffer of syphilitic pine mouse tears
You sorrowful vanity case of variolous Santa Gertrudis piddle
You uninviting ashtray of diabetic killer expulsion
You mournful billy of rheumatic copperhead rubbish
You horrid boiler of neuralgic Bouvier des Flandres flow
You repulsive locker of consumptive chat sweepings
You defaced gourd of malarial pompano extravasation
You gruesome magazine of wanton tarpan hemorrhage
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