Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dislikable bushel of besmirched markhor semen
You abominable sarcophagus of unvirginal golden trout filings
You unpalatable calyx of measly Syrian bear ca-ca
You hideous pocket flask of destructive quetzal leftovers
You uninviting Saratoga trunk of loose-moraled scarab purulence
You woebegone follicle of gangrened cutthroat trout husks
You obscene garbage can of unclean oquassa stool
You frightful chifforobe of ulcerous rock squirrel drool
You despicable tobacco pouch of cancerous butterfly scraps
You vexing pottle of wanton hawkmoth remainders
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