Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You execrable blackjack of pathogenic mud hen wind
You crude wineglass of pocky crossbill exudate
You forbidding flower basket of teeming swan waste
You grotesque bud vase of scabietic affenpinscher jet
You uncomely reliquary of apoplectic Wessex saddleback remnants
You teasing portfolio of polluted steelhead urine
You mephitic pillbox of grubby chipmunk grounds
You deformed corbeil [archit] of scorbutic red-headed woodpecker odds and ends
You blemished chalice of diseased Audubon's warbler jakes
You aggravating kit of insanitary staghound dingleberry
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