Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ghastly carpetbag of peccant Dorset Down heaves
You weighty utricle of indigestible kea spurt
You displeasing crane of pathological terrapin drivel
You ugly cell of consumptive black Spanish husks
You misshapen canister of wanton turnspit ruins
You vexatious dessert spoon of pocky parakeet semen
You grim-faced slop pail of unassimilable collie sputum
You undelicious brazier of bilious ant bear alluvia
You disgusting casserole of malignant Pekingese saliva
You grinding musk bag of arthritic Ancona eruption
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