Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-featured butt of peccant soft-shelled turtle precipitates
You disagreeable dinner plate of insanitary glass snake ejaculation
You unaesthetic slop pail of pediculous white fox extravasation
You plaguing pottle of unvirginal ladybug silt
You awful sarcophagus of carcinogenic codling moth BO
You unspeakable briefcase of arthritic drum night soil
You inelegant secretary of measly coypu slabber
You undesirable wardrobe of palsied donkey stumps
You dismaying sleeping bag of maculate Mangalitza puke
You excruciating tinderbox of unsanitary moth drool
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