Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unhandsome scrip [archaic] of insalubrious kiang depositions
You sad Canterbury of gouty Welsh collie shavings
You ill-looking scoop of unhealthy sheldrake fossils
You horrid cellaret of malarial cucumber flea beetle chaff
You dolorous dinner plate of polluted lovebird disgorgement
You vexatious cruse of tumorigenic house martin scourings
You heinous autoclave of tumorous Sussex spaniel survivals
You ill-shaped matchbox of debauched domestic shorthair cat precipitations
You marred noggin of podagric Clydesdale terrier relics
You defaced loculus of syphilitic mugger husks
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