Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You afflictive sewing basket of malarial earwig exudate
You grievous kitchen cabinet of communicable redfin secretion
You abominable hot-water bottle of unvirginal canary exudation
You rending ashtray of tumorous Welsh excretes
You torturous palette of sullied West Highland excrement
You joyless shelf of abandoned brush deer grounds
You objectionable valise of indecent cotton worm effusion
You monstrous skep of scrofulous electric ray wind
You ghastly kit bag of destructive coot turd
You ill-proportioned pony of leprous peregrine falcon stubble
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