Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You offensive evening bag of cankered scaup duck disgorgement
You unappeteizing demijohn of tabid Croton bug drivel
You distasteful percolator of foul turtle remnants
You importunate seedcase of chlorotic cliff swallow coprolite
You beautiless saucer of besmirched loon smut
You obscene tea chest of unhealthy sea lion droppings
You unlovely tureen of venenous black bass expulsion
You blotted coal scuttle of ulcerous cotton worm evacuation
You tormenting cell of epileptic greyhound spurt
You disconcerting eggcup of infested chewink hemorrhage
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