Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You uninviting gravy boat of maculate Australorp salts
You dismaying teapot of scrofulous beaded lizard stool
You unpleasant autoclave of syphilitic black face Highland heaves
You oppressive cone of contagious sand lizard dregs
You insupportable ventricle of unsanitary pronghorn emission
You shapeless pocket of gouty albacore barf
You embarrassing flight bag of sullied wasp rumps
You horrible spatula of cankered middle white perspiration
You noxious harness cask of poisonous rail slobber
You fetid cancelli of virulent Airedale dross
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