Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrendous crock of arthritic water buffalo ejectment
You mephitic carafe of maculate rook wind
You atrocious boiler of sullied blue fox sweepings
You harassing vasculum of peccant terrapin flatuosity
You revolting trunk of phthisic purple martin rags
You unlovely mortar of impure Mexican hairless debris
You moving broiler of venenous veiltail remainders
You dire terrine of destructive aoudad expulsion
You distressful cone of measly bobcat ordure
You disagreeable spoon of pleuritic blowfly flow
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