Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You vexing crane of encephalitic condor precipitates
You tormenting fistula of epileptic white wolf urine
You evil-favored davenport of teeming possum exudate
You crushing tobacco pouch of unwholesome elephant seal clinkers
You noxious wire basket of laryngitic fly-catching warbler turd
You saddening kilderkin of tabid shellfish gas
You unpretty sauce boat of poisoned termite disgorgement
You rueful trowel of bilious bluebottle orts
You piteous stomach of apoplectic Welsh terrier pus
You comfortless flight bag of tubercular sailfish husks
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