Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You gruesome tableware of miasmatic locust belch
You burdensome tote bag of scrofulous turnstone ca-ca
You torturous billfold of toxiferous Waler crap
You wearying wok of neuralgic hackee pee
You undelectable watering can of venomous keeshond hemorrhage
You ungraceful pocketbook of peccant gaur manure
You despicable glass of scorbutic skunk bear expectoration
You plaguey hatbox of virulent Sealyham terrier scum
You bitter tun of syphilitic tamarin slag
You troubling drinking cup of pestiferous termite leavings
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