Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dislikable drinking horn of venerate West Highland white terrier perspiration
You unalluring gunny of anemic chat spittle
You awkward beer glass of paralytic mountain sheep deposits
You ungraced saccus of maculate blind fish holdovers
You miasmal eggcup of infectious barracuda urine
You afflictive folio of peccant grouse filings
You gargoylish spoon of soiled Dandie Dinmont terrier rheum
You nauseating scrip [archaic] of injurious peccary flatus
You unshapely hod of pathogenic muskellunge slabber
You beautiless bathtub of rheumatic zebra crap
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