Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sour capsule of envenomed nilgai residuua
You clumsy bushel of diseased viper settlings
You evil-looking sea bag of toxical black game scourings
You dire glasses of cancerous fer-de-lance droppings
You beautiless tablespoon of soiled thrasher salts
You grim-faced rucksack of loose-moraled kit fox secretion
You uncomfortable billfold of polluted hare sialagogue
You dislikable creamer of teeming leech residue
You irritating housewife of ravaged snapping turtle feces
You dreadful brandy snifter of grubby moray eel discharge
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