Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You evil-favored dipper of toxical sage grouse spew
You homely gallipot of abandoned king snake vomition
You harrowing trowel of gouty Alsatian soot
You troublesome bindle of pleuritic martin turd
You unpalatable sound of allergic pronghorn slag
You worrying shelves of veneniferous myna spurt
You grim press of incontinent fruit-tree bark beetle alluvia
You unshapely vase of diseased hake dejecta
You lamentable tucker bag [Austral] of bilious jackrabbit ejectment
You malformed frying pan of indecent Cheviot autacoid
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