Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You misshapen pottle of toxical kit fox expectoration
You unattractive sacculus of cancerous krait exudate
You affecting rucksack of insalubrious cutlass fish crap
You atrocious spatula of miasmatic whippet jet
You harassing puncheon of diseased mouflon cinders
You clumsy skillet of nephritic bustard sewerage
You evil-looking jorum of palsied brush wolf dribble
You appalling chalice of hypertensive urial extrusion
You uglified beaker of unsanitary sapsucker diaphoresis
You shapeless soupspoon of measly field mouse ca-ca
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