Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You base boiler of illicit Polled Hereford coprolite
You pestilential sideboard of variolar Campine embers
You importunate locker box of phthisic sheep draff
You disconcerting chiffonier of indigestible capybara precipitates
You noxious trash can of virulent mouse deer gas
You disfigured bushel of infected blowfly ruins
You execrable file of malignant Labrador retriever extrusion
You grisly jar of cankerous hummingbird night soil
You excruciating locker of pedicular horntail purulence
You unhandsome lota of miasmic Appaloosa butts
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