Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You misshapen oil can of mortified Burmese cat drool
You onerous scrip [archaic] of dropsical fly-catching warbler sinter
You dolorous diplomatic pouch of besmirched pocket gopher eruption
You sorrowful bladder of malign dabchick settlings
You affecting hogshead of maculate rabbit bandicoot ejaculation
You marred portfolio of deadly griffon butts
You gargoylish holdall of unhygenic drosophila dung
You bothersome boodle bag of grubby collie spout
You overburdensome golf bag of septic karakul salts
You woeful china of harmful cottonmouth smut
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