Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You comfortless boot of ravaged grison lacrimation
You graceless bag of lousy ling offscourings
You foul vacuum bottle of toxical Brussels griffon excreta
You malformed tassie [Brit] of poisonous Belted Galloway defecation
You uncomely vanity bag of ratty ground squirrel stool
You grisly tun of debauched lung fish precipitations
You saddening cone of scrofulous black bear tears
You shocking splint basket of neuralgic flycatcher expulsion
You racking lota of pathological soft-shelled turtle leavings
You joyless davenport of defiled ruddy duck husks
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