Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You painful cyst of deadly horntail puke
You awful tallboy of leprous proboscis monkey salivation
You regrettable buffet of smirched alligator gar ructation
You unpalatable skillet of harmful harlequin cabbage bug chaff
You sore drinking horn of infested lion slaver
You repugnant flower basket of ratty Orpington belch
You heartrending shovel of peccant lantern fish deposits
You pestilential bread pan of unassimilable flour moth shavings
You odious teakettle of unsalutary cod spurt
You deplorable quiver of colicky silky terrier perspiration
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