Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You disfigured punch bowl of peccant puma shavings
You vile gunny of arthritic guinea fowl shit
You gargoylish jeroboam of infectious flea piss
You spoiled ventricle of toxiferous Japanese spaniel relics
You unappealing ammunition box of malign sable leavings
You unshapely tassie [Brit] of infested boll weevil exudation
You graceless dosser of unassimilable copperhead slobber
You rending brandy snifter of foul French bulldog smut
You excruciating pipe of adulterous West Highland white terrier hemorrhage
You rueful utricle of colicky seal excretion
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