Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You monstrous seedcase of indigestible Dutch Belted detritus
You sickening kit of indecent gray fox stubble
You uncomfortable davenport of allergic congo snake crap
You unshapely ashpan of pestilential guitarfish hormone
You forbidding chiffonier of neuritic fitch shavings
You unaesthetic suitcase of luetic Basenji drool
You grotesque highball glass of infectious Mangalitza slobber
You odious gripsack of malarial basset sediment
You hideous jerrican of freeloving fox terrier semen
You pesky sideboard of podagric parakeet droppings
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