Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sharp honeypot of dropsical asp extrusion
You unbeauteous butt of lousy buprestid beetle elimination
You lamentable bail of neuritic musk-ox butts
You poignant cist of loose Cotswold excretes
You sour platter of morbific collie precipitations
You unattractive pouch of unclean schnauzer parings
You unwelcome legume of hydropic bloodhound tears
You ignoble magazine of variolous chevrotain wind
You mournful utricle of tabetic Eskimo dog spout
You grim-faced cedar chest of pedicular scaup duck exudate
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