Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You wearisome gallipot of unsanitary woodchuck slobber
You excruciating footlocker of defiled false map turtle saliva
You distasteful ashcan of scorbutic brush turkey emesis
You spoiled bowl of contaminated chigoe defecation
You sad wallet of arthritic spring frog voidance
You repugnant sinus of tubercular Tennessee walking horse settlings
You pestiferous theca of cankered clumber spaniel flow
You affecting dustpan of venenous mountain sheep scoria
You woebegone GI can of neuritic tumblebug sputum
You untasteful monstrance of ulcerated peludo rheum
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