Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You embarrassing labis [eccl] of cankerous yak pee
You heartwounding bladder of cankered hogfish orts
You repellent bandolier of toxical tatou slabber
You regrettable silique of abandoned Columbia barf
You consuming kibble of plagued coon cat [dial] spew
You excruciating teakettle of dropsical Clydesdale feculence
You dysphemistic dispatch box of grubby striped bass vomit
You monstrous tobacco pouch of malignant aoudad smut
You obscene mazer of morbific skunk detritus
You revolting creamer of unsalutary sow bug saliva
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