Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ungraceful schoolbag of unsanitary ouzel scum
You burdensome net of dropsical duck effluent
You grisly shot glass of tumorous lake trout perspiration
You unpretty washbasin of malignant wryneck defecation
You irritating wineskin of rachitic silver fox lacrimation
You stinking bandolier of measly gemsbok waste
You consuming ammunition box of envenomed Welsh Mountain pee
You pitiable clothesbasket of teeming goat dribble
You shapeless matchbox of infectious jackal effusion
You woebegone satchel of nephritic yellowtail dung
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