Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You deformed bundle of rachitic turkey buzzard flops
You discomforting envelope of nephritic flycatcher sweat
You racking sound of hydropic steelhead settlings
You unendurable mortar of plagued otterhound grounds
You overburdensome billy of scorbutic Saluki scum
You clumsy boiler of edematous flying gurnard offscourings
You unaesthetic folio of podagric scorpion fly ordure
You harsh box of carcinogenic skunk egestion
You bothering grip of chlorotic crane defecation
You piteous magnum of pediculous guanaco lacrimation
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