Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You malodorous powder box of bilious woodworm flux
You undesirable air bladder of diseased turkey leftovers
You cheerless buffet of abandoned kestrel vomit
You dismal soupspoon of septic lantern fly ordure
You unsavory rucksack of loose-moraled sea cow expulsion
You saddening seedcase of morbific stone curlew piddle
You mortifying caldron of poisoned wireworm precipitates
You gargoylish schoolbag of polluted leopard frog moraine
You gross scabbard of incontinent rose beetle emesis
You nasty bail of poisonous Bactrian camel belch
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