Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You disfigured cist of harmful kissing bug disgorgement
You dreadful scrotum of deadly seal remainders
You unpleasant chiffonier of dropsical deer fly excreta
You troublesome milk pail of unclean tapir sewerage
You rotten tumbler of unassimilable Dalmatian dross
You horrific rummer of besmirched mountain goat leavings
You unshapely locker box of morbid ouzel precipitates
You ill-looking cannikin of ulcerated bedbug sweepings
You grim-faced mortarboard of injurious solan goose chaff
You heartrending wastepaper basket of cancerous mammoth survivals
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