Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You insufferable palette of cankered aardvark parings
You abominable portmanteau of dropsical baronduki spit
You shapeless e´tui of scorbutic siren sweat
You poignant jug of loose-moraled sambar ptyalism
You nasty beer glass of infected turkey buzzard coprolith
You unlikable scuttle of pediculous Romanov mucus
You teasing shelves of plagued Campine feces
You grinding bandbox of injurious horsefly sewage
You miasmal box of colicky potato bug semen
You harassing pericarp of foul Croton bug evacuation
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