Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrifying bladder of innutritious candlefish slobber
You sharp flasket of freeloving griffon chaff
You unsightly powder box of pestilential Landrace filings
You detestable salver of morbid German shepherd scoria
You pestiferous palette of neuritic Bouvier des Flandres semen
You painful utricle of unwholesome Cochin flatulence
You tyrannous budget [dial] of virulent sea gull spout
You insupportable jug of diabetic miniature poodle expectoration
You revolting bunker of unchaste kea perspiration
You heartsickening commode of syphilitic turkey buzzard jet
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