Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You cacophonic filing box of leprous firebrat guano
You unshapely butt of rheumatic tit filings
You misbegotten tureen of phthisic aurochs silt
You crude cream pitcher of harmful eelpout parings
You detestable bladder of consumptive lapwing clinkers
You dreary breadbasket of toxic bushmaster crap
You obnoxious tote bag of nephritic manul perspiration
You horrid crate of unchaste redhead transudation
You distressful flower basket of debauched eagle ends
You unsavory shoulder bag of pediculous shoveler excrement
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