Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrific sound of syphilitic fruit-tree bark beetle shit
You discomforting flacon of noisome American foxhound expulsion
You disconcerting calyx of nephritic spring frog ordure
You importunate carafe of encephalitic Cheshire cinders
You shapeless GI can of measly electric ray settlings
You afflictive mortar of miasmal komondor dribble
You tyrannous schooper of ulcerous antelope chipmunk remnants
You joyless file of peccant Bactrian camel dung
You worrying billfold of tumorous bristletail extravasation
You repelling vasculum of rickety sea gull sweat
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