Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You clumsy scabbard of cankerous shiner piddle
You unshapely ditty bag of maculate bat scoria
You unbeautiful washtub of toxicant peludo feces
You atrocious sarcophagus of morbid glowworm mucus
You depressing silique of dyspeptic chimney swift squirt
You horrid caddy of toxical rook ca-ca
You gruesome boot of malignant grampus spout
You unsavory dessert spoon of infested horned viper dingleberry
You uncomely envelope of injurious Bernese mountain dog residue
You heartbreaking cone of nephritic butterfly drivel
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