Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You piteous blister of insalubrious kookaburra secretion
You affecting flasket of toxical crane fly coprolith
You horrific clothesbasket of pathological Brittany spaniel clinkers
You frightful satchel of infested bonito shavings
You touching bakepan of colicky redfish stumps
You unenjoyable gripsack of chlorotic jigger vomit
You pitiable shoulder bag of ravaged Bouvier des Flandres feculence
You fulsome demitasse of impure wild boar waste
You harrowing tea chest of luetic Colorado beetle traces
You unbeauteous soup bowl of noisome drill grounds
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