Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You tragic brandy snifter of envenomed sprig residuua
You hard-visaged roaster of toxiferous Tamworth night soil
You unbeauteous socket of injurious opossum stubble
You fetid spittoon of tabetic dipper excretion
You baneful barrel of unhygenic egret coprolite
You desolating breadbasket of unassimilable urus effluent
You horrid bidet of edematous turkey buzzard pee
You wearying drum of polluted gnu goat droppings
You homely shoulder bag of pediculous fox terrier flatulence
You replusive davenport of venomous sea horse emission
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