Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unlovely beaker of ulcerated chub diaphoresis
You pestiferous picnic basket of gangrened skate exudate
You grisly locker box of variolar scarlet tanager emesis
You odious brandy snifter of gangrenous assassin bug ructation
You embarrassing jorum of hydropic anchovy precipitations
You mournful dipper of edematous tussah pats
You racking milk pail of adulterous eft precipitates
You contemptible hipflask of neuritic moor hen heaves
You plaguey pillbox of unsanitary piranha remains
You miasmal boot of allergic possum purulence
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