Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You desolating escritoire of indecent nighthawk slobber
You crushing hod of defiled coelacanth settlings
You unappealing jardiniere of unhealthy herring flux
You mephitic hamper of contagious curculio disgorgement
You dreadful valise of malarial polecat evacuation
You unenjoyable envelope of ratty aoudad slabber
You base terrine of venerate nutcracker expulsion
You fulsome air bladder of wormy caecilian debris
You dysphemistic stoup of loose foxhound exudate
You grim-faced net of unsanitary hartebeest sewage
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