Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You distressful housewife of venenous takin dribble
You dysphemized labis [eccl] of consumptive elkhound dregs
You gargoylish cream pitcher of envenomed ant bear autacoid
You hateful cyathus of unassimilable coonhound orts
You grim cone of pestilential coyote salts
You piteous cabinet of besmirched golden eagle turd
You comfortless tureen of edematous blowfly foam
You misbegotten sauce boat of veneniferous kingbird flatuosity
You onerous vasculum of defiled tuna tears
You repelling cruse of unclean tsetse fly traces
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