Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rotten punnet of toxic lemur clinkers
You unpleasant stomach of miasmatic cushat [Scot] orts
You repugnant GI can of communicable mudfish pats
You dreadful udder of tabid French bulldog leavings
You execrable jerrican of scrofulous cockchafer ordure
You heartsickening patella of unwholesome killer pee
You horrible holster of apoplectic rose beetle gas
You appalling kettle of cankerous Aberdeen Angus diaphoresis
You irksome bleb of palsied fool duck perspiration
You beastly glasses of leprous zeuglodon ejection
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