Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You beautiless hope chest of freeloving razorbill spit
You pathetic corbeil [archit] of contaminated bollworm vestiges
You untasteful ditty bag of apoplectic bobolink smut
You dreadful coffer of foul woodpecker turd
You marred vargueno of laryngitic cockatiel rumps
You harassing pericarp of grubby dodo urine
You repellent powder horn of pathogenic angleworm leavings
You annoying chifforobe of beset ouzel dung
You stinking moneybag of septic white giant feces
You irksome tableware of unwholesome jerboa kangaroo ends
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