Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You harsh evening bag of unclean pika sediment
You troublesome coffeepot of infested cachalot urine
You comfortless caddy of tabid ortolan night soil
You unspeakable mazer of palsied seal disgorgement
You saddening wire basket of smirched red fox leftovers
You unlikable biggin of unwholesome Hampshire semen
You provoking commode of harmful weaverbird salivation
You sour credenza of besmirched turnspit drivel
You horrid locker box of infected catfish spew
You racking tub of scorbutic French bulldog ptyalism
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