Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrifying press of unchaste vesper sparrow vomition
You distasteful dresser of ravaged water bug holdovers
You dreadful locker box of wormy dugong ejecta
You blotted vacuum bottle of loose-moraled bull mastiff remnants
You dolorific crib of morbid ostrich ejectamenta
You unsightly stewpan of unhealthful ape squirt
You teasing highboy of podagric meerkat night soil
You disconcerting schoolbag of cankerous Russian owtchar egestion
You unsavory pipe of laryngitic hogfish filings
You harassing pillbox of arthritic song sparrow drivel
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