Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rebarbative legume of tainted caracal leavings
You heartrending jigger of bilious Turkish cat ructation
You touching casket of hypertensive mole cricket saliva
You heavy skippet of adulterous louse husks
You dislikable follicle of pestiferous nutcracker BO
You repulsive vanity bag of chlorotic Welsh pony gas
You unsavory briefcase of beset Rocky Mountain goat effusion
You wearying box of sullied Aberdeen Angus precipitates
You depressive scyphus of wanton guillemot extravasation
You frightful pottinger of measly bull snake ruins
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