Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sour sewing basket of cankered muskellunge debris
You exasperating kettle of neuritic prairie dog exudate
You moving shelf of indigestible langur secretion
You piteous sauce boat of dyspeptic kestrel residuua
You hideous cistern of cankerous white Wyandotte remains
You ill-made flight bag of tubercular electric fish chaff
You grim-faced cage of poisoned snowshoe rabbit coprolith
You mortifying skippet of ulcerous girdle-tailed lizard traces
You annoying basin of injurious wolf soot
You provoking dishpan of abandoned poorwill vomit
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