Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You racking Boston bag of phthisic toy spaniel hemorrhage
You tyrannous hot-water bottle of poisonous Manchester terrier fart
You monstrous grip of adulterous polecat odds and ends
You grotesque fruit basket of miasmic flickertail coprolith
You sorrowful wineglass of cankerous yellow jacket spout
You vile jardiniere of loose water bug burp
You ungraced scyphus of unchaste tree swallow crap
You crude bakepan of wormy sprig stool
You desolating commode of hypertensive skunk bear remainders
You mournful bladder of dyspeptic dolphin saliva
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