Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ignoble catch basin of palsied Norwich terrier soot
You dreary ditty bag of tubercular barnacle goose sewage
You sharp casket of septic jennet purulence
You insupportable pocketcase of pleuritic flour moth hemorrhage
You rotten handbag of neuritic webworm eccrisis
You wearisome cyathus of wormy tayra eruption
You plaguey mussuk of miasmatic pike perch crap
You sour catchall of tabid dragon ructation
You sad Canterbury of destructive earwig voidance
You unlovely wallet of miasmal finch ruins
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