Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-proportioned tankard of indecent setter shavings
You rotten coffee urn of peccant crocodile pus
You vexatious beaker of scabietic muskrat deposits
You distressing wicker basket of allergic meerkat stool
You grinding bag of venenous chigoe draff
You disfigured dustpan of hydropic Southdown lacrimation
You odious rummer of rickety anaconda excretion
You bothersome cancelli of morbid gazelle hound remains
You vexing holdall of rheumatic seal offscourings
You miasmic housewife of apoplectic opossum moraine
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