Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pesky clothes hamper of debauched whitetail dribble
You saddening pottinger of scabietic whooper swan piddle
You embarrassing budget [dial] of apoplectic ray parings
You mephitic wineskin of adulterous stork pee
You fetid can of diabetic beluga eruption
You unengaging glass of teeming St. Mark's fly expectoration
You bitter brandy snifter of pedicular Belgian sheep dog dross
You afflicting air bladder of sullied margay sputum
You repugnant frying pan of unhygenic urial rumps
You deplorable pocketbook of envenomed Hampshire spout
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