Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You odious boll of ulcerous crustacean exudate
You vexatious mortarboard of measly skink drivel
You noisome diplomatic pouch of innutritious gray fox husks
You sour jug of carcinogenic king snake leftovers
You nasty reticule of poisoned cisco scourings
You forbidding spittoon of toxical bobcat traces
You marred kilderkin of morbific frog burp
You wearying calyx of pathological Durham scraps
You moving filing box of envenomed woodpecker sweepings
You mournful gourd of palsied baleen whale crap
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