Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dolorogenic kitchen boiler of diseased retriever fart
You noxious trug of diabetic teredo depositions
You disagreeable satchel of teeming whalebone whale flux
You cheerless budget [dial] of sullied sheldrake ejectamenta
You pitiable wastebasket of pedicular swine extrusion
You sad GI can of nephritic lemur drool
You overburdensome pack sack of apoplectic silky terrier ca-ca
You ill-looking pottinger of leprous menhaden excretion
You grim silique of hydropic cotton mouse traces
You unpleasing sugar bowl of gouty jewfish ash
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