Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pestering bureau of illicit zebu puke
You oppressive trunk of miasmatic halibut alluvia
You unbeautiful pannikin of venomous cotton rat ejection
You horrible saucer of veneniferous Colorado beetle flux
You plaguesome grip of insalubrious aye-aye orts
You execrable noggin of malign salamander semen
You defaced utricle of soiled rail vestiges
You misbegotten shell of indecent dugong stool
You lamentable trug of grubby Eskimo dog relics
You pitiable valise of unhealthy lantern fish ash
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