Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You tormenting bread pan of adulterous ibis turd
You dolorific coffer of pleuritic partridge gas
You blemished roaster of luetic weakfish settlings
You bleak briefcase of diabetic pintail precipitates
You aggravating crane of mortified veery smut
You heavy vasculum of virulent French coach horse shit
You awkward commode of unassimilable loach rags
You ungraceful skillet of infective Santa Gertrudis waste
You heartsickening brazier of variolous llama regurgitation
You grim-visaged cone of incontinent civet cat manure
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