Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You malformed hamper of venomous earworm silt
You unpleasant patella of unwholesome cuckoo stool
You pestilent cistern of pathological English toy spaniel filings
You unshapely scoop of contaminated large white cinders
You embarrassing brandy snifter of loose angwantibo slobber
You heartbreaking glass of maculate mallard sewage
You rueful attache´ case of wormy yellow jacket flops
You grinding skillet of cankered toadfish exudate
You uncomfortable coffeepot of morbific broadtail dingleberry
You ungraceful monstrance of podagric killer jakes
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