Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unshapely decanter of edematous rhinoceros sperm
You exhausting wooden basket of carcinogenic gibbon burp
You cacophonous chest of virulent kingfish exudation
You horrific bundle of wormy wild goat gas
You misbegotten bidet of epileptic shoveler spurt
You ill-looking teaspoon of tumorigenic staghound deposits
You worrying picnic basket of incontinent Lhasa apso ejaculation
You objectionable dispatch box of innutritious Charolais spout
You aggravating bedroll of beset ibis parings
You embarrassing teacup of mortified mavis stumps
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