Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You insufferable soup bowl of pleuritic snout beetle belch
You vexing sheath of infested Rhode Island red sperm
You beautiless cream pitcher of debauched Bactrian camel precipitations
You uncomfortable can of cankerous pig parings
You horrific game bag of pestiferous sergeant fish guano
You lamentable coaster of wanton ostrich spit
You troublesome amnion of hypertensive turnstone slobber
You mephitic watering can of tabetic humpback lacrimation
You unengaging shelves of insanitary godwit excretion
You deplorable cereal bowl of scrofulous bushtit drool
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