Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You noisome hip bath of destructive trematode slaver
You misproportioned mortarboard of luetic puff adder sewage
You grim-faced tinderbox of variolous darter turd
You teratic slop pail of dyspeptic orangutan pus
You appalling terrine of freeloving giant bass ejaculation
You mortifying cyathus of pestiferous June bug elimination
You unlikable buffet of bilious Houdan sediment
You consuming flacon of noxious Lincoln dribble
You unhandsome ventricle of indecent gorilla ordure
You forbidding sacculus of maculate permit eccrisis
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