Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You depressive broiler of bilious chameleon husks
You dislikable gunny of pestiferous goldfinch precipitates
You beautiless tureen of illicit Berkshire odds and ends
You ill-made tucker bag [Austral] of pedicular basset droppings
You dolorific gallbladder of nephritic chickaree squirt
You marred chalice of impure silverfish ructation
You hard-featured ashtray of dyspeptic alligator gar piss
You dire trunk of miasmic ouzel silt
You agonizing nose bag of peccant sidewinder manure
You hard-visaged punnet of palsied cricket voidance
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