Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You repulsive mug of mortified kingfish perspiration
You bleak stoup of ratty Sussex spaniel drivel
You repellent shelf of contaminated macaque holdovers
You plaguey bag of insalubrious goldfinch froth
You grim-faced dustpan of maculate blue fish gas
You depressing dishpan of pocky sheep vestiges
You obscene beer glass of adulterous grizzly bear slaver
You dolorogenic stomach of tabid blackhead Persian scraps
You scarecrowish clothespress of tubercular bluebill thyroxin
You agonizing trunk of ulcerous pinworm diaphoresis
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