Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grim cedar chest of loose-moraled okapi precipitations
You blemished GI can of unsanitary solan goose cinders
You dire stein of miasmal stork sialorrhea
You pathetic traveling bag of mortified Sussex mucus
You grievous reliquary of unwholesome black cat vomition
You depressing sacculus of dropsical dace dung
You harassing locker box of infective chimaera husks
You vexatious pillbox of colicky tern chips
You unlikable theca of venerate stinkbug flowers
You loathsome Canterbury of infected dragon fish soot
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