Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You misbegotten sitzbath of ratty coon cat [dial] droppings
You woeful garbage can of debauched gopher snake snot
You torturous lota of veneniferous guppy relics
You worrisome pipe of miasmatic Border terrier vestiges
You heavy utricle of adulterous otterhound alluvia
You crude evening bag of diseased Great Pyrenees eruption
You deformed cake pan of infected black grouse precipitates
You repugnant desk of insanitary lakeland terrier orts
You heartrending plate of contagious kookaburra hemorrhage
You unbearable pannikin of plagued sole ash
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