Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You obscene fruit basket of beset billbug sputum
You dislikable chalice of pestiferous tuatara ejecta
You racking teaspoon of injurious muskellunge puke
You replusive musette bag of debauched loggerhead piss
You misbegotten posnet of pneumonic dark Cornish survivals
You horrid bowl of unhygenic hummingbird orts
You cacogenic dosser of gouty Polled Durham ejectamenta
You woeful coffin of colicky guppy relics
You tiresome punch bowl of morbific ptarmigan refuse
You grinding liqueur glass of arthritic Faverolle ejection
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