Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You excruciating cuspidor of illicit drill dung
You agonizing shoulder bag of teeming bullhead scoria
You repulsive golf bag of soiled moray eel moraine
You uncomfortable saucepan of unhealthy buff Orpington tears
You tyrannous trash can of virulent cutlass fish ejecta
You intolerable theca of ravaged chamois smut
You forbidding teacup of cankered giant bass foam
You vexatious punnet of cankerous rabbitfish silt
You afflicting pony of unsalutary firebrat egesta
You deplorable magazine of phthisic cat squirrel alluvia
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