Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ugly carboy of insalubrious Welsh terrier dung
You defaced box of adulterous eyra flux
You horrendous rack of contaminated English foxhound emesis
You base bladder of anemic Mangalitza survivals
You crude scrip [archaic] of wormy archerfish diaphoresis
You excruciating air bladder of consumptive burro deer rubbish
You bothering bushel of infested onager night soil
You abhorrent pocketbook of innutritious bank swallow residue
You heartbreaking musette bag of gouty caecilian pee
You cheerless kitchen boiler of cankerous poorwill parings
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