Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You afflicting vanity bag of besmirched petrel piddle
You rending trencher of impure springtail vomit
You malodorous stave basket of tainted black Orpington expulsion
You sharp cigarette case of lousy ibis effusion
You gargoylish bleb of cancerous salmon trout flops
You noisome powder horn of adulterous blowfish disgorgement
You misproportioned chest of drawers of insalubrious gadfly salts
You unbeauteous tucker bag [Austral] of podagric black bass excretes
You woeful powder box of syphilitic English foxhound soot
You disagreeable shovel of peccant coot elimination
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