Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hateful schooper of rickety hog-nose snake relics
You inelegant catch basin of innutritious black Orpington waste
You dismal locker box of veneniferous mud puppy dingleberry
You execrable holster of anemic thrush pats
You unpleasant haversack of virulent guinea pig urine
You unlikable bowl of tumorigenic snipe debris
You exasperating tassie [Brit] of defiled Russian owtchar ejaculation
You disconcerting water butt of variolous gnu ejection
You dislikable glasses of miasmal brown thrasher flatulence
You scarecrowish marsupium of phthisic coon cat alluvia
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