Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You disfigured fruit basket of pocky bull terrier wind
You nauseating tobacco pouch of infected basilisk flatuosity
You unaesthetic flight bag of gouty mara eruption
You dolorous pocket flask of unwholesome waterbuck feculence
You sad coffeepot of venenous snout beetle flow
You heinous portmanteau of diseased lake trout burp
You heartwounding pocketbook of paralytic dove scoria
You grim frying pan of toxic blue fish sweepings
You awful cyst of injurious snow goose extravasation
You hard-featured loving cup of pathological Labrador retriever thyroxin
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