Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hard-favored stomach of toxiferous jaguar precipitations
You ugly sideboard of malignant hanuman jakes
You teasing chifforobe of maculate scaup duck effusion
You heartwounding platter of luetic Italian greyhound parings
You uninviting bindle of unvirginal cottonmouth drool
You vexatious rack of unsanitary katydid scraps
You tiresome letter file of septic peafowl disgorgement
You disturbing portmanteau of chlorotic American saddle horse slaver
You onerous magnum of pestiferous rabbit puke
You unspeakable ark of impure dove flux
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