Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You detestable reliquary of carcinogenic junco vomition
You distasteful hogshead of pediculous raccoon exudate
You repulsive highboy of freeloving St. Mark's fly sweat
You hard-featured reticule of sullied carcajou extrusion
You bothersome pony of wanton terrapin pus
You bleak platter of gangrened dromedary transudation
You hard-visaged drawer of miasmal coypu stumps
You ghastly wardrobe of podagric blowfish dingleberry
You dysphemistic wineskin of teeming Norwegian elkhound wind
You miasmal coffin of palsied giant schnauzer scourings
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