Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You atrocious catch basin of tubercular Wensleydale ca-ca
You painful cyst of cankered cockatiel flowers
You ill-featured locker of toxical hawk dross
You wearying brazier of dropsical coral snake slag
You consuming hip bath of loose house finch remains
You dolorous clothespress of foul louse guano
You dismal canister of cankerous curculio ejaculation
You ignoble flacon of infected cottontail rabbit scraps
You disconcerting gunny of unassimilable kestrel jet
You horrifying chamber pot of noisome cheetah belch
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