Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You blemished dishpan of leprous English sparrow ejectment
You depressing spittoon of encephalitic salamander grounds
You repulsive canteen of gouty swan pats
You stinking hopper of unvirginal myna orts
You consuming Saratoga trunk of debauched Durham heaves
You nasty locker of smirched chipmunk smut
You pesky wooden basket of pediculous louse scourings
You ill-proportioned valise of malarial Italian greyhound soot
You importunate pouch of consumptive leopard frog residuua
You unbeauteous scyphus of dyspeptic Japanese beetle rumps
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