Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You revolting tray of infected martin excreta
You ghastly handbag of toxiferous leatherback parings
You weighty file of apoplectic black buck barf
You blotted suitcase of harmful albatross elimination
You odious vanity case of tabetic tussah residuua
You ill-shaped scoop of miasmatic eider extravasation
You bleak salver of contagious plaice ptyalism
You rueful skippet of scrofulous Great Dane guano
You repulsive sarcophagus of toxical Great Pyrenees belch
You cacogenic envelope of venomous miniature poodle spittle
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