Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You thankless sugar spoon of nephritic red squirrel traces
You unenjoyable bakepan of unchaste shoebill ptyalism
You depressive bundle of variolous nematode sialagogue
You irking mortar of unhygenic Shih Tzu dingleberry
You hard-featured broiler of soiled walleye thyroxin
You crude crucible of podagric Blackburnian warbler evacuation
You horrific cake pan of insanitary thresher belch
You unaesthetic coffer of poisoned sparrow wind
You dreary cell of colicky condor leavings
You rotten file of rheumatic Suffolk diaphoresis
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