Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dolorogenic bud vase of pestiferous potto dross
You exhausting tobacco pouch of malign jennet belch
You unenjoyable file of impure bollworm survivals
You heartsickening shell of insanitary crane pus
You sour tub of insalubrious punkie purulence
You blotted horn of contaminated linnet dingleberry
You bothering whatnot of infected brant dribble
You abominable tin can of wormy eft sperm
You joyless soup bowl of leprous Cleveland Bay scraps
You bleak saccus of variolous tortoise rumps
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