Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grim-visaged puncheon of infectious cavy moraine
You irksome barrel of malignant hog excretion
You intolerable gravy boat of mortified krait feculence
You discomforting sinus of scrofulous ringtail perspiration
You cacophonic breadbasket of variolous nilgai piss
You heartwounding purse of pocky Eskimo dog slag
You forbidding pocketbook of colicky perch belch
You pestering rundlet of cankerous sea lion thyroxin
You defaced cabinet of unassimilable pack rat eructation
You unappealing trunk of bilious bull terrier drivel
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