Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You depressive creel of podagric harlequin cabbage bug salts
You fetid bedroll of contagious guillemot regurgitation
You tiresome kit of toxiferous black face Highland soot
You beautiless salver of ratty ring-necked pheasant extrusion
You fulsome pipkin of ulcerated Hambletonian crap
You defaced punnet of innutritious drum leftovers
You homely calyx of plagued cormorant excretion
You burdensome chifforobe of pedicular ox pats
You ill-looking quiver of tainted stone fly spurt
You ungainly sound of neuralgic louse feculence
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