Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dysphemistic corbeil [archit] of dropsical Welsh collie clinkers
You noisome salad bowl of measly Welsh corgi rubbish
You despicable carafe of laryngitic horsefly voidance
You embarrassing portmanteau of peccant Landrace shavings
You evil-favored china of cankerous Gila monster ptyalism
You unendurable drinking horn of syphilitic cutworm piss
You lamentable barrel of unvirginal buff Orpington transudation
You base dish of miasmic red grouse excreta
You bleak flagon of rheumatic myna effluent
You unappealing flacon of pediculous cotton worm exudate
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