Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You beautiless wire basket of variolar Cotswold transudation
You heartwounding teakettle of infested Border terrier BO
You hard-featured cuspidor of tumorous Rambouillet scourings
You exhausting envelope of deadly cockchafer drivel
You excruciating schoolbag of colicky bighorn sheep sialagogue
You harrowing cigarette case of noisome Labrador retriever autacoid
You repugnant bakepan of luetic rose beetle ejecta
You dolorous monstrance of toxicant Durham expectoration
You unshapely chamber pot of ulcerated butterfly agama excreta
You defaced jar of miasmic thunder snake spew
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