Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dislikable saucer of infested tortoise flatus
You tyrannous coffeepot of diabetic wildebeest refuse
You malodorous dinner pail of rickety frigate bird relics
You tormenting pericarp of measly gavial emission
You regrettable stein of grubby hoot owl sinter
You dolorous packet of toxicant wapiti effusion
You deformed housewife of unclean Pallas's cat BO
You comfortless air bladder of dropsical cutworm chips
You dire skillet of scabietic porbeagle evacuation
You ugly breadbasket of tumorous hackee crap
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