Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You scarecrowish billy of loose walleye remainders
You afflictive tin can of epileptic bird of paradise dingleberry
You rueful cream pitcher of wanton raccoon droppings
You unbeautiful duffel bag of soiled sea lion slobber
You frightful creamer of bilious elk clinkers
You plaguey trough of syphilitic beaver shavings
You forbidding cereal bowl of pestiferous grison spew
You contemptible cist of allergic bettong sewage
You uncomfortable picnic basket of cancerous ricebird scourings
You miasmal tub of edematous bream barf
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