Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You annoying commode of apoplectic grunion shavings
You scarecrowish packet of consumptive Norfolk spaniel dribble
You evil-looking eggcup of bilious dabchick defecation
You racking sheath of laryngitic Skye terrier puke
You nasty chiffonier of dropsical shad fly urine
You unwelcome pipe of tumorigenic termite scoria
You undelicious rucksack of hypertensive angwantibo parings
You cacophonous stave basket of ratty Australian terrier eccrisis
You rotten caldron of leprous Norwegian elkhound sewage
You ungainly stomach of unhealthful barn owl fossils
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