Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unlovely roaster of phthisic lamprey jakes
You bleak spittoon of miasmal tope vomit
You unendurable cabinet of anemic Narragansett pacer spurt
You ungainly watering can of syphilitic dorado stumps
You unspeakable lota of pathological jungle fowl excretion
You teasing evening bag of unwholesome New Hampshire red leftovers
You intolerable carpetbag of nephritic ptarmigan depositions
You affecting spoon of palsied horned viper odds and ends
You monstrous tub of variolous bald eagle heaves
You graceless bathtub of insalubrious leatherback sperm
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