Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You afflictive tankard of illicit greylag goose husks
You replusive bandbox of venomous bluebill ruins
You awful schooner of contaminated dragon transudation
You wearing musette bag of unclean Welsh terrier foam
You heartsickening can of diseased Charbray feculence
You beautiless ewer of syphilitic alligator debris
You misbegotten casket of miasmic fruit fly sewerage
You harsh nose bag of pleuritic syrphus fly dross
You misshapen vase of unhygenic poodle expulsion
You mortifying reed basket of maculate Plymouth urine
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