Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You wearisome drum of neuritic coot foam
You graceless envelope of miasmal white Orpington excreta
You foul air sac of ratty lapwing flowers
You pesky thermos of septic chow alluvia
You defaced shell of envenomed echidna offscourings
You heinous china of gangrenous cinnamon bear gas
You unsightly garbage can of unchaste flea filings
You homely harness cask of pestiferous vesper sparrow ptyalism
You awkward bundle of injurious finch vestiges
You regrettable rundlet of adulterous sawfly rubbish
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