Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You gross bladder of polluted goatsucker offscourings
You unbearable cream pitcher of indigestible grass frog spittle
You distressing scyphus of unassimilable chinchilla fart
You heartbreaking bureau of chlorotic petrel excretion
You distressful drum of peccant Irish setter diaphoresis
You blemished water butt of scabietic Virginia deer waste
You grievous stoup of unclean Audubon's warbler effluent
You afflicting box of toxiferous caribou flatus
You pestiferous casserole of diseased lakeland terrier froth
You baneful seedcase of illicit deerhound residue
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