Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpalatable phial of incontinent hangbird elimination
You depressive escritoire of cancerous sea urchin ptyalism
You grim tableware of arthritic rabbitfish tears
You unhandsome breadbasket of cankered leafhopper feculence
You pestilential clothesbasket of ratty catamount scraps
You provoking hutch of venenous meerkat excretion
You weighty cyst of pediculous laughing jackass leavings
You pitiable punch bowl of diseased hedgehog embers
You abhorrent gallipot of chlorotic Hampshire night soil
You offensive vesicle of anemic spaniel evacuation
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