Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hard-favored teaspoon of teeming mastiff exudation
You unengaging sitzbath of miasmic jaguar traces
You grim-visaged portfolio of toxiferous barn swallow eruption
You unlikable envelope of consumptive zebu piss
You obnoxious can of tainted Manx cat night soil
You harassing capsule of unhealthful otter perspiration
You execrable tea urn of noxious jay shavings
You unshapely evening bag of leprous rhinoceros extravasation
You obscene Canterbury of injurious scorpion fly spit
You pestilential calabash of defiled soft-shelled turtle sweat
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