Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You offensive posnet of deadly fisher snot
You vexing scrotum of encephalitic toad exudate
You aggravating boiler of unchaste Havana brown cat slaver
You horrendous kilderkin of tabid Berkshire stool
You miasmal saucepan of ulcerated blue Orpington eruption
You obnoxious mail pouch of impure coot squirt
You frightful folio of envenomed giant ground sloth flatus
You unendurable powder horn of indecent cotton worm leavings
You teasing calabash of venenous Cairn terrier deposits
You defaced frying pan of freeloving laughing jackass filings
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