Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You terrible skippet of epileptic assassin bug regurgitation
You wearying breadbasket of envenomed hammerhead shark grounds
You mortifying pan broiler of unhealthful Romeldale sediment
You heartrending pottinger of unclean Dalmatian flops
You gruesome sound of lousy mule dross
You tormenting kit of malign Welsh corgi semen
You undelicious carafe of communicable kiang ptyalism
You distressing tablespoon of tabid bobwhite leavings
You sad flask of miasmatic bonito exudation
You awkward shovel of unhealthy dipper filings
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