Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You abominable creel of innutritious bream traces
You agonizing reliquary of grubby scarab snot
You rebarbative teacup of scrofulous pack rat scourings
You deformed pocketcase of miasmatic flat-coated retriever dribble
You depressing wardrobe of impure lapwing sputum
You aggravating stoup of insanitary veiltail chips
You obnoxious trash can of smirched ricebird regurgitation
You ill-looking chifforobe of palsied chigoe spew
You worrying buck basket of leprous serval alluvia
You defaced corbeil [archit] of ratty puffer expulsion
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