Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unappealing boiler of defiled dormouse sputum
You abhorrent hot-water bottle of abandoned rorqual soot
You homely biggin of hydropic lacewing ruins
You thankless portmanteau of loose Langshan egesta
You evil-looking rucksack of wormy Dolly Varden trout draff
You sad calabash of infected leopard frog refuse
You rending piggin of pestilential flying fox rubbish
You dismaying cistern of septic horned viper shit
You weighty spoon of unassimilable Mangalitza spurt
You graceless highboy of plagued water spaniel hormone
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