Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You undelectable overnight bag of carcinogenic brush wolf spittle
You unshapely picnic basket of innutritious leopard frog sweepings
You heartbreaking escritoire of noxious peregrine falcon excrement
You forbidding capsule of phthisic ounce belch
You unlikable hot-water bottle of cankerous alligator slabber
You lamentable wastebasket of cankered moth residuua
You dolorogenic lowboy of pestilential thresher dung
You bleak catchall of paralytic botfly piss
You humiliating cream pitcher of communicable man-o'-war bird flowers
You objectionable trug of peccant pinworm snot
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