Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You fetid tassie [Brit] of edematous nutcracker coprolith
You pesky autoclave of tumorous cormorant sinter
You horrifying schooner of contaminated horse chaff
You dysphemistic carboy of sullied harnessed antelope grounds
You agonizing teapot of consumptive frigate bird wind
You tragic vase of indecent Pekingese belch
You atrocious gravy boat of scorbutic turbot urine
You embarrassing briefcase of ravaged armyworm spit
You distressful billfold of poisoned robber fly vomit
You pestiferous casket of tabetic entellus remainders
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