Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpleasant tea urn of epileptic Malinois slabber
You unsightly money box of gangrenous horned viper shit
You importunate credenza of venomous budgerigar feces
You exhausting compote of tabid cutlass fish drivel
You defaced pipe of beset Ancona turd
You blotted purse of unhygenic kuvasz ejection
You unspeakable pod of insalubrious groundhog remains
You gross keg of adulterous St. Mark's fly stubble
You bothersome coffee cup of malarial Indian buffalo discharge
You heavy porringer of innutritious buff Orpington crap
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