Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrible ventricle of arthritic weasel autacoid
You distressful vacuum bottle of rickety mastiff rumps
You harassing magazine of unclean quetzal turd
You vile jug of peccant flat-coated retriever piss
You cheerless sleeping bag of cankerous whitetail slobber
You ungainly corbeil [archit] of pestilential piranha barf
You irritating scoop of paralytic toadfish flow
You unbearable mazer of poisonous tortoise sialagogue
You detestable gripsack of defiled Welsh corgi salivation
You plaguey compact of unhygenic weevil slaver
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