Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You shocking washbasin of tumorous large white eructation
You saddening scyphus of cankerous stone curlew scum
You mephitic ostensorium of pedicular guillemot spit
You blemished schoolbag of dropsical tamandua filings
You repelling vacuum bottle of deadly shoebill voidance
You crude terrine of palsied archerfish emission
You annoying carryall of phthisic gunnel dregs
You gruesome vargueno of consumptive haddock cinders
You noisome jerrican of miasmal lovebird discharge
You unlovely drinking horn of toxiferous sambar piddle
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