Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You importunate reed basket of unchaste swamp rabbit excretion
You ill-shaped mug of scrofulous Skye terrier clinkers
You afflicting barrel of hypertensive striped bass flow
You exhausting pouch of wormy scarab ejaculation
You distasteful canteen of carcinogenic Wensleydale flowers
You excruciating bin of poisoned papillon pus
You ill-featured tinderbox of colicky erne burp
You spoiled dipper of mortified ant semen
You scarecrowish saucer of measly hackee expectoration
You beautiless bladder of diabetic genet flatus
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