Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You provoking loculus of veneniferous deer mouse drool
You humiliating jeroboam of colicky horse heaves
You unshapely bushel of ulcerous dark Cornish purulence
You vexing stomach of syphilitic foxhound leavings
You cacophonic vargueno of lousy badger dog emesis
You desolating whatnot of besmirched guinea fowl eccrisis
You galling goblet of pathological ibis sediment
You blotted noggin of malignant tree frog expulsion
You irritating bandolier of pestilential willet night soil
You ill-shaped keg of palsied jabalina semen
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