Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You miasmal letter file of impure marten drool
You rending ditty bag of apoplectic cushat [Scot] feculence
You unaesthetic wineskin of lousy bushtit hemorrhage
You woeful flacon of pediculous jewfish moraine
You weighty bowl of wormy pika voidance
You afflicting ammunition box of venerate tiger cat ejaculation
You baneful crane of dropsical trout settlings
You torturous tyg of rachitic lacewing dross
You dolorific pocketbook of harmful pocket rat ejectment
You loathsome air sac of ravaged blind snake drivel
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