Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You exasperating net of insalubrious aardvark odds and ends
You unenjoyable mortarboard of gangrened Longhorn autacoid
You unbeautiful bag of mortified lion-tailed monkey coprolith
You clumsy desk of peccant crappie spout
You dire scrip [archaic] of unhygenic cichlid wind
You odious pack sack of gouty English foxhound vomition
You scarecrowish grip of unwholesome Barbary horse fossils
You fetid thermos of maculate anole slobber
You bitter footlocker of pleuritic retriever eccrisis
You heavy noggin of sullied caracal excretion
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