Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rueful filing box of toxiferous hamster ejectamenta
You ignoble harness cask of unsalutary kinglet relics
You worrisome caddie bag of ulcerated Percheron egesta
You ill-made bursa of wormy worm snake depositions
You heartbreaking crib of colicky wahoo vomition
You disfigured musette bag of variolous lovebird effluent
You cacophonic watering can of malarial woodchuck detritus
You noisome flower bowl of variolar laughing jackass wind
You dismal vitrine of scorbutic cutthroat trout husks
You ill-featured chest of drawers of venomous jabalina dung
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