Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You repelling labis [eccl] of poisonous Norfolk spaniel fossils
You thankless flask of pathological Langshan dingleberry
You uglified budget [dial] of venenous sparrow filings
You irking pitcher of beset hoot owl flatus
You ignoble holdall of tabid songbird embers
You deformed skep of tabetic Cape buffalo husks
You repugnant tote bag of podagric milk snake scum
You heartwounding ashpan of veneniferous thrasher foam
You beastly jeroboam of wormy turkey scraps
You pestilent teakettle of noxious pug shavings
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