Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You abhorrent demijohn of morbific caracara chaff
You clumsy catch basin of harmful leopard cat scoria
You touching traveling bag of ulcerous moray eel flowers
You sickening flacon of debauched sheldrake cinders
You wearing poke of scabietic goatsucker thyroxin
You undesirable dustpan of destructive catfish jakes
You grinding coal scuttle of infectious song sparrow ejectamenta
You unpalatable messkit of besmirched cottontail rabbit pus
You mortifying davenport of poisonous eelpout froth
You importunate chiffonier of malignant gyrfalcon leavings
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