Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You obscene spider of unsanitary gyrfalcon vomition
You wearisome dresser of tainted harpy eagle hormone
You dolorous trash can of venenous ray ca-ca
You crude trunk of hypertensive cinnamon bear dross
You unsightly caster of pedicular mud hen purulence
You rotten cuspidor of palsied dingo smut
You unpretty vesicle of unhealthful caribou spurt
You ignoble ventricle of pathological Eskimo dog rubbish
You rending clothes hamper of freeloving gnatcatcher drivel
You plaguesome fifth of miasmal kangaroo rat clinkers
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