Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You distressful bowl of cankered oont [India] emission
You unpleasing ammunition box of variolar Skye terrier piss
You ill-proportioned tub of noisome Bernese mountain dog ends
You pestiferous wineskin of laryngitic gecko snot
You forbidding caster of tubercular peafowl hormone
You unengaging mortarboard of harmful Durham guano
You shapeless dishpan of veneniferous cockroach secretion
You ill-made hip bath of contaminated gavial burp
You horrible bandbox of malign miniature schnauzer sialorrhea
You dismaying barrel of morbid towhee residue
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