Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You affecting wooden basket of pathogenic horned owl feculence
You heavy shelves of infected minnow residuua
You tragic bursa of contagious hoopoe stool
You discomforting coffeepot of unsalutary Jersey ejecta
You unpleasing vial of septic puffer gas
You insupportable monstrance of unclean Aberdeen Angus shit
You detestable lota of soiled snow bunting wind
You clumsy tinderbox of maculate hare silt
You evil-looking packing box of allergic harnessed antelope vomition
You disagreeable decanter of ulcerated Indian buffalo semen
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