Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You tragic flower bowl of pathogenic wood mouse residue
You cheerless bandolier of gangrenous gar pee
You unspeakable scabbard of allergic Belgian survivals
You ill-featured platter of cankerous solan goose cinders
You heartbreaking cruet of leprous tree shrew exudation
You crude liqueur glass of unassimilable stone curlew effluent
You noisome boiler of paralytic polar bear remainders
You bitter creel of insalubrious Eskimo dog excretion
You gargoylish punnet of contaminated channel bass manure
You hard-favored slop pail of unvirginal pintail saliva
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