Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unbearable wineskin of tubercular blue Orpington clinkers
You discomforting thermos of sullied banteng piddle
You miasmal tea urn of chlorotic earthworm semen
You heinous highball glass of beset sulfur-bottom whale drivel
You noxious chiffonier of unhealthful wharf rat grounds
You repugnant GI can of ulcerated glowworm tears
You mephitic compote of palsied Southdown gas
You importunate billfold of toxic cat leavings
You comfortless creamer of consumptive Clydesdale terrier ash
You ill-made vasculum of septic water buffalo eructation
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