Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You mournful flacon of scabietic sea dog sputum
You racking flask of communicable fox terrier clinkers
You ill-shaped boot of polluted guereza sewage
You sore Canterbury of unhealthful glowworm ca-ca
You blotted coaster of paralytic pintail discharge
You sorrowful wardrobe of consumptive June bug leftovers
You discomforting scyphus of infested ling dribble
You unattractive pillbox of abandoned magpie puke
You excruciating potty of ratty turnspit eruption
You fetid pericarp of debauched hogfish stubble
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