Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You despicable tyg of toxicant chickaree perspiration
You awful tablespoon of deadly squirrel moraine
You tragic bindle of anemic crappie emission
You tiresome sitzbath of laryngitic dabchick ca-ca
You dismal saddlebag of dyspeptic Gila monster lacrimation
You forbidding hope chest of diseased Belgian sheep dog gas
You clumsy rush basket of diabetic Bantam fart
You heartrending lota of gouty Abyssinian cat cinders
You unpretty flasket of scrofulous nightingale droppings
You vexatious slop pail of pathogenic pill bug residuua
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