Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You execrable washtub of toxic grison flux
You thankless vacuum bottle of infected fish hawk dregs
You undesirable pocket flask of encephalitic black face Highland waste
You beautiless barracks bag of pediculous Welsh pony spittle
You gross thermos of arthritic cinnamon bear drivel
You unalluring saccus of virulent godwit husks
You grinding beer glass of unsalutary sand lizard pats
You hateful billfold of pathological flying lemur shavings
You unappeteizing milk pail of venomous torpedo fish remains
You grim-faced frying pan of polluted murre slabber
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