Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You undelectable slop pail of toxic right whale coprolith
You mortifying keg of gouty tarpan ejection
You exasperating butt of syphilitic middle white drivel
You dysphemized rummer of cankerous agouti wind
You monstrous tea urn of incontinent sable leavings
You horrendous tun of variolous Dexter detritus
You unwelcome bag of freeloving King Charles spaniel ejectment
You sharp bandbox of adulterous mole cricket grounds
You graceless finger bowl of bilious painter [S US] cinders
You noisome trowel of leprous kea piss
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