Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dolorogenic kettle of infectious cougar clinkers
You harassing folio of arthritic goby pee
You distressing dinner plate of podagric newt egesta
You tiresome schoolbag of venenous onager piddle
You painful flower basket of morbid tsine flops
You undelectable gourd of polluted osprey dingleberry
You disconcerting marsupium of neuralgic sea bass spout
You deformed secretary of infected bunting detritus
You depressing barrel of unhygenic terrapin dribble
You despicable jorum of noisome Siamese cat flowers
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