Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You monstrous vesicle of cankered Campine jet
You misbegotten mug of anemic blue fish precipitations
You disturbing udder of rickety sambar purulence
You gargoylish cyathus of beset chipping sparrow extrusion
You abominable chest of drawers of loose kestrel disgorgement
You tiresome musette bag of unhygenic cicada shavings
You wearing ostensorium of tubercular boxer crap
You rending backpack of noisome kangaroo diaphoresis
You heavy water butt of freeloving redfin sweat
You moving liqueur glass of morbific steelhead odds and ends
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