Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pestilent ashpan of loose Aberdeen Angus silt
You sharp punch bowl of dyspeptic hare guano
You unhandsome chalice of miasmal sea horse barf
You aggravating sewing basket of unassimilable tatou sputum
You crude jigger of peccant Cecropia moth elimination
You unlovely scyphus of indigestible buffalo eructation
You oppressive pipkin of ratty thrips deposits
You forbidding shell of incontinent Africander feces
You unaesthetic flight bag of tumorigenic Irish water spaniel pats
You overburdensome bucket of venerate hawkmoth scraps
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