Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You scarecrowish vanity bag of cankered camelopard rumps
You pitiable coal scuttle of virulent blackfish relics
You clumsy flacon of diseased gray wolf tears
You depressive duffel bag of contagious Percheron rubbish
You misbegotten housewife of envenomed phoebe excreta
You pathetic skippet of impure proboscis monkey egesta
You galling sarcophagus of ravaged tree squirrel depositions
You ugly jardiniere of podagric ring-tailed cat vestiges
You deformed pannikin of ratty stump-tailed lizard sinter
You ungraceful tobacco pouch of illicit narwhal scoria
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