Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You torturous can of syphilitic Jersey dregs
You undelectable ashpan of defiled hog effluent
You misshapen slop pail of unhealthy cushat [Scot] feculence
You aggravating hipflask of pestiferous crane fly turd
You plaguey salad bowl of pleuritic chinchilla precipitates
You revolting stewpan of incontinent lake trout butts
You ill-favored handbag of teeming komondor leavings
You shocking splint basket of poisoned bluegill pee
You grinding tyg of unassimilable scorpion fly ends
You misbegotten wooden basket of injurious gnu goat excretes
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