Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-made ventricle of injurious Clydesdale feces
You grim caldron of insanitary cachalot slaver
You worrying golf bag of cancerous earthworm pats
You moving decanter of pocky wood frog rheum
You heartwounding catch basin of noisome bobolink guano
You stinking cigarette case of smirched pickerel frog soot
You burdensome sack of variolous catbird cinders
You unpalatable canteen of dyspeptic Scottish deerhound spit
You mortifying pouch of contaminated wolfhound egesta
You baneful shelf of variolar garganey deposits
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