Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sorrowful sac of phthisic bee smut
You unendurable Toby-jug of defiled tarpan precipitations
You woeful portmanteau of arthritic magpie stubble
You pestilential file folder of neuritic lamprey autacoid
You ignoble bunker of ulcerous aurochs secretion
You cacophonic reliquary of infective Basenji residue
You heinous budget [dial] of wormy Andalusian pee
You miasmic barrel of tumorigenic marmoset snot
You unalluring reed basket of unclean black Minorca effusion
You rueful washbasket of virulent rhea settlings
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