Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heavy sound of chlorotic yak piddle
You dreary davenport of morbific palomino ordure
You misbegotten decanter of tubercular Manx cat cinders
You moving tucker bag [Austral] of pedicular red deer drivel
You insupportable Saratoga trunk of gangrened pochard regurgitation
You unbeauteous jar of pocky Corriedale sialagogue
You repulsive wineskin of wormy Cecropia moth salts
You ungraceful caddy of toxicant torpedo fish shit
You harrowing saddlebag of freeloving bollworm sediment
You lamentable tallboy of diabetic Colorado beetle flowers
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