Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You desolating cruse of poisonous swan snot
You shapeless fruit basket of variolar krait vomition
You marred ventricle of neuritic goatsucker slabber
You unappealing chiffonier of ulcerous water buffalo ptyalism
You vile china of maculate peewee guano
You provoking dessert spoon of besmirched gavial hormone
You mephitic flagon of pestiferous Japanese spaniel scoria
You grinding coffee urn of toxical mountain lion refuse
You pesky pannikin of ulcerated ray droppings
You gargoylish washbasin of wanton harlequin cabbage bug precipitates
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