Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hard-visaged dispatch box of malignant English springer spaniel leftovers
You thankless powder box of ravaged balloonfish orts
You excruciating punch bowl of abandoned Red Poll ca-ca
You replusive scyphus of loose ibis flatus
You forbidding rummer of indecent roe ruins
You pitiable bread pan of scrofulous flying fox night soil
You dolorous tumbler of paralytic blackbird pee
You unspeakable dishpan of deadly avocet precipitations
You dreadful tea urn of sullied white Orpington slaver
You rending drinking cup of communicable peewee refuse
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