Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You embarrassing shot glass of contagious Turk saliva
You terrible bidet of pestiferous asp effluent
You pestilential pannier of malarial pipit ca-ca
You harsh hatbox of toxical sturgeon cinders
You abominable ashtray of bilious bee fly refuse
You painful washtub of tainted cockatoo sputum
You malformed brandy snifter of innutritious kangaroo rat pus
You awkward beer glass of unchaste Chihuahua piddle
You malodorous tumbler of contaminated miller's-thumb eructation
You cheerless tankard of impure sambar ejectment
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