Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unattractive mortarboard of malarial butterfly agama clinkers
You misshapen valise of miasmal chameleon manure
You unpleasant tableware of toxicant gaur dross
You importunate dispatch box of virulent brown trout elimination
You heavy decanter of scrofulous caecilian eruption
You fulsome tallboy of syphilitic water spaniel squirt
You dismaying boodle bag of diabetic sailfish saliva
You horrid plate of besmirched brown thrasher puke
You saddening beer glass of foul snow bunting emission
You graceless monstrance of infested walleye slag
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