Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ungraced cist of harmful pigeon guano
You grim demitasse of noxious hackney pony discharge
You heartbreaking box of rickety staghound feces
You piteous wineglass of soiled hermit thrush belch
You heartsickening vesicle of adulterous hellgrammite ructation
You uncomfortable portfolio of gangrenous kingbird remains
You ungraceful billy of miasmal porcupine BO
You hideous jardiniere of bilious sea dog spit
You exhausting casket of tumorous aphid foam
You repulsive pillbox of noisome whiting sweat
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