Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrific gripsack of paralytic midwife toad crap
You sorrowful vitrine of dropsical botfly exudate
You pestilential game bag of neuritic barn owl moraine
You bitter wastebasket of pestilential sea gull debris
You sharp tinderbox of miasmal wharf rat scraps
You tormenting highball glass of incontinent mastodon slaver
You disfigured hipflask of pneumonic wood wasp jet
You pestiferous amnion of scabietic Belted Galloway eructation
You dolorogenic biggin of unclean gull BO
You unendurable shelf of morbid pollack froth
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