Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You annoying hipflask of laryngitic gazelle hound spittle
You uncomfortable beer glass of malarial manatee hemorrhage
You heartbreaking punnet of cankerous Shire sialorrhea
You nauseating tray of unsanitary ladybug smut
You revolting firkin of variolar St. Bernard offscourings
You shapeless calabash of infested blue Andalusian secretion
You unlovely letter file of gangrenous kookaburra ash
You sore autoclave of morbid hogfish feces
You odious tin can of nephritic tatou peba discharge
You bitter paten of besmirched oont [India] sweepings
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