Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hard-favored bud vase of neuralgic beaver tears
You objectionable nose bag of tainted Angora goat scoria
You afflicting pillbox of mortified kinkajou spew
You plaguey cannikin of loose guppy precipitations
You deformed piggin of malign whistler evacuation
You rending thermos of laryngitic jabalina ordure
You disagreeable schoolbag of ulcerated tuna slobber
You thankless flower bowl of unassimilable West Highland coprolith
You comfortless pipkin of toxic rhea excreta
You inelegant scrotum of deadly pickerel frog hemorrhage
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