Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You scarecrowish pocketbook of insalubrious wild ass slaver
You desolating glass of pediculous blind snake dregs
You objectionable creel of destructive jennet urine
You mephitic carryall of freeloving pasang depositions
You abominable shovel of epileptic hobby leavings
You marred punnet of noisome siamang feculence
You unshapely highboy of infectious cockatoo sputum
You spoiled caster of veneniferous urutu detritus
You bothering cannikin of palsied sheldrake hormone
You grinding hutch of encephalitic flying marmot expectoration
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