Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You awful scabbard of insalubrious giant ground sloth slaver
You dire envelope of unassimilable squirrel evacuation
You heartsickening game bag of pestilential flying marmot jet
You unsightly boll of wormy cow egesta
You spoiled socket of malignant bird of paradise ruins
You pestilent potty of toxic ferret dross
You distressing till of adulterous pig sweepings
You unappealing splint basket of infected wood tick tears
You beautiless barrel of miasmic wasp expectoration
You sickening pocketcase of paralytic sperm whale snot
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