Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-featured jorum of unsalutary grosbeak detritus
You teasing dustpan of cancerous harlequin cabbage bug ca-ca
You deplorable Toby-jug of foul otterhound settlings
You discomforting spittoon of cankered poodle expectoration
You hard-favored shot glass of diabetic whiting scum
You unbeauteous powder horn of malarial Targhee feces
You distressing highboy of insanitary mosquito scraps
You horrid pod of tabid Thian Shan sheep spurt
You loathsome carafe of ulcerous permit dejecta
You malodorous game bag of infective Blenheim spaniel excretes
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