Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ghastly rack of unwholesome peccary eructation
You woeful vanity case of variolar grizzly bear transudation
You worrying goblet of leprous loggerhead slabber
You teasing chiffonier of plagued chimaera dingleberry
You ill-made portmanteau of injurious hartebeest stool
You unpretty reticule of septic wild goat ejecta
You grim-visaged knapsack of morbid white Leghorn scraps
You detestable bandbox of grubby lion salivation
You contemptible scrotum of venomous blue whale rubbish
You harrowing carpetbag of poisonous Belgian clinkers
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