Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grim-visaged kit of gangrenous lammergeier eructation
You malformed beaker of unsalutary potato bug ends
You bitter tureen of syphilitic mammoth droppings
You disturbing spider of deadly elk ruins
You hideous pony of epileptic hanuman ejectamenta
You homely loculus of infectious wildcat spit
You distasteful caddie bag of apoplectic caracara leftovers
You graceless messkit of palsied panther grounds
You dislikable coffer of loose pewit rags
You pathetic noggin of infested chat chaff
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