Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You foul hod of anemic armyworm extravasation
You irritating closet of gangrened pack rat defecation
You obnoxious monstrance of neuralgic Border terrier transudation
You lamentable cream pitcher of poisoned skink puke
You regrettable kitchen cabinet of venerate mealworm butts
You crude compact of envenomed kangaroo stubble
You horrendous scyphus of tabid turtledove rubbish
You pestering salad bowl of virulent puli sweat
You obscene pocket of communicable herring dejecta
You pathetic flacon of freeloving Archangel cat rags
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