Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You beastly splint basket of pestilential fruit fly remnants
You mortifying liqueur glass of veneniferous butcher bird flatus
You ill-proportioned ventricle of teeming leatherback coprolith
You unappealing wooden basket of mortified dabchick residuua
You horrid coffin of virulent kookaburra sediment
You unshapely mortar of abandoned peregrine falcon sewage
You worrying casserole of unchaste ocelot drivel
You hard-favored knapsack of defiled wild ass stool
You afflictive flower basket of venomous flying lemur puke
You horrendous lota of toxic Norwich terrier smut
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