Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You beastly calyx of unsalutary guanaco scraps
You woebegone diplomatic pouch of morbific junco jet
You unpretty dinner plate of debauched giraffe ca-ca
You unwelcome wineskin of toxical guillemot wind
You cacophonous hope chest of contagious Spotted Poland China eccrisis
You desolating sarcophagus of toxic Audubon's warbler odds and ends
You spoiled shell of rickety prairie wolf traces
You awkward tankard of abandoned song thrush effusion
You troublesome letter file of envenomed auk pee
You contemptible kettle of injurious ant lion foam
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