Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You foul pottinger of septic coypu emission
You obnoxious socket of destructive Chinook salmon rumps
You evil-favored porringer of maculate locust drool
You unlovely clothes hamper of cankered chacma slaver
You miasmal escritoire of noisome gnu defecation
You grim-faced gourd of pneumonic brant alluvia
You tiresome cone of deadly Siamese cat hemorrhage
You gross blister of adulterous gull ca-ca
You misproportioned cuspidor of measly Campine slag
You mortifying barracks bag of ulcerous starling draff
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