Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You vile escritoire of rachitic chamois autacoid
You ungainly scoop of nephritic cachalot turd
You harassing soup bowl of carcinogenic grunion chaff
You sour drinking cup of epileptic vireo flux
You loathsome coffee urn of veneniferous coon mucus
You unspeakable dresser of unsanitary hamadryad dingleberry
You clumsy demijohn of impure possum extrusion
You sickening blackjack of harmful miller's-thumb sputum
You plaguing boiler of debauched starling parings
You galling legume of variolous Duroc waste
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