Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpleasing gravy boat of harmful greylag goose deposits
You heinous stave basket of apoplectic toy terrier ejecta
You irking footlocker of destructive bullfrog parings
You crude sarcophagus of indecent English toy spaniel holdovers
You nasty cist of septic cod perspiration
You forbidding hamper of rickety Poland China survivals
You horrible till of unvirginal hackney pony slabber
You gargoylish flacon of unchaste hornet ends
You unbeauteous washbasin of tabetic Minorca snot
You unspeakable calabash of gangrened teredo grounds
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