Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unsightly shell of rheumatic puma alluvia
You abominable broiler of tumorigenic fulmar scraps
You rebarbative sitzbath of phthisic polecat autacoid
You cacophonous vacuum bottle of laryngitic stork sweepings
You unappeteizing horn of scrofulous Kerry blue terrier scum
You ill-shaped tyg of arthritic Dorset Down stubble
You pathetic caisson of encephalitic wryneck butts
You poignant dinner plate of consumptive butterfly spew
You dislikable satchel of veneniferous bull mastiff sweat
You distasteful hogshead of colicky Turkish cat pee
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