Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grim-faced closet of freeloving black Sumatra sweat
You defaced water butt of neuritic field mouse ejection
You plaguey jar of wormy Persian cat purulence
You miasmic sitzbath of unclean Ayrshire slag
You ill-featured ashpan of allergic tope eructation
You fetid poke of cankerous wapiti ejectamenta
You onerous shelf of indigestible manul sweepings
You depressive cigarette case of bilious fulmar guano
You unpretty cyst of measly Belted Galloway dingleberry
You uncomely bandolier of destructive copperhead odds and ends
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