Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You galling sugar spoon of infective blind fish vomition
You revolting percolator of unsanitary snapping turtle stumps
You sharp dresser of tumorigenic curculio ejecta
You fetid kit of tabetic katydid chaff
You wearisome tea chest of pediculous fox squirrel hemorrhage
You oppressive kibble of tubercular adjutant bird ejectamenta
You grisly gallipot of impure godwit sputum
You tragic powder horn of debauched midge voidance
You evil-favored shovel of noxious crane sialagogue
You bleak hod of chlorotic sting ray cinders
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