Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You tragic follicle of malign mourning dove piss
You unaesthetic saddlebag of freeloving candlefish spit
You worrisome goblet of neuritic ring-tailed cat slag
You unlovely kilderkin of unassimilable Irish wolfhound rubbish
You unwelcome breaker of adulterous Marco Polo's sheep saliva
You ungraceful compote of pocky wren-tit transudation
You exasperating bread pan of measly tree shrew droppings
You heartwounding overnight bag of grubby black bass leftovers
You horrendous sideboard of gangrenous Bactrian camel semen
You afflictive blister of malignant pintail odds and ends
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