Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grotesque desk of palsied egret leavings
You distressing moneybag of harmful crake discharge
You disagreeable cancelli of bilious karakul vestiges
You despicable sac of chlorotic turtledove elimination
You wearying vasculum of insanitary Pomeranian perspiration
You grim-faced casket of loose-moraled moor hen manure
You mournful pocketbook of scorbutic anteater ructation
You unbeauteous labis [eccl] of indigestible cattalo rags
You moving cake pan of morbid Shetland slag
You atrocious trough of lousy cockatiel transudation
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