Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You consuming reliquary of infective widgeon silt
You dolorous warming pan of indecent golden trout thyroxin
You joyless money box of tabetic harlequin snake debris
You malformed china of defiled fer-de-lance dejecta
You agonizing coffee cup of harmful golden retriever ordure
You annoying cedar chest of destructive sea swallow soot
You plaguey saccule of pedicular civet cat discharge
You evil-favored follicle of infected wild sheep remainders
You bothering flasket of ulcerated earworm pats
You pesky tableware of measly leopard piddle
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