Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You plaguesome caldron of unsalutary merl ejection
You joyless buck basket of neuritic wheatear autacoid
You dolorous picnic basket of indecent trout residue
You shapeless salad bowl of bilious snowshoe rabbit puke
You displeasing chifforobe of incontinent cavy flowers
You disagreeable canteen of paralytic Lippizaner defecation
You misbegotten jerrican of pestiferous towhee sialagogue
You uncomfortable caisson of adulterous St. Bernard ejecta
You moving sewing basket of soiled elkhound guano
You monstrous wallet of lousy Labrador retriever semen
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