Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You cacogenic finger bowl of scabietic octopus ends
You unpretty follicle of poisoned gyrfalcon odds and ends
You marred terrine of gangrenous scarab hormone
You sad money box of tabetic sulfur-bottom whale sperm
You misbegotten bandolier of insalubrious merl dejecta
You ungraced flowerpot of freeloving horned screamer moraine
You abhorrent pony of nephritic aardvark residuua
You shapeless crock of peccant frigate bird detritus
You miasmal autoclave of leprous sparrow hawk dregs
You unlovely scoop of variolous Merino effusion
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