Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You malodorous teapot of grubby shiner pats
You woebegone tea chest of indigestible snook sputum
You undelectable stewpan of venerate chipping sparrow droppings
You unalluring frying pan of contagious dormouse perspiration
You worrying splint basket of noxious dodo deposits
You afflicting vanity bag of toxiferous Cashmere goat ejection
You pitiable bushel of colicky Aberdeen Angus drivel
You marred spider of mortified chewink eruption
You heartrending packing box of unchaste narwhal jakes
You repellent locker box of ulcerated budgerigar coprolite
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