Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You terrible budget [dial] of mortified mealybug parings
You noxious clothes hamper of gouty pill bug survivals
You plaguey flask of nephritic cuckoo refuse
You tyrannous duffel bag of palsied Longhorn rheum
You disfigured bucket of allergic cormorant emesis
You pestilential money box of ravaged springbok regurgitation
You lamentable bag of septic cotton worm feculence
You affecting wire basket of indigestible St. Bernard drool
You galling packing box of tubercular muskellunge burp
You grim-faced tablespoon of deadly cobra dejecta
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