Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You woebegone soupspoon of mortified Virginia deer sinter
You grievous highboy of contagious screech owl burp
You unappeteizing lowboy of unchaste zebra finch extrusion
You shocking bleb of innutritious stickleback rumps
You ignoble pipkin of peccant kuvasz smut
You grim-visaged vat of toxiferous menhaden flow
You regrettable dispatch box of venomous billbug sialorrhea
You bothering escritoire of epileptic Morgan disgorgement
You hard-featured tucker bag [Austral] of cankered donkey evacuation
You misshapen blister of infested milk snake ejectamenta
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