Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You homely stein of incontinent Wyandotte ends
You shapeless brandy snifter of cancerous antelope guano
You ill-featured sinus of contaminated gallinule piss
You contemptible carryall of anemic gunnel hemorrhage
You scarecrowish kitchen boiler of poisoned glass snake remains
You woebegone bail of gangrenous oyster catcher feces
You heartrending handbag of freeloving polecat pee
You unlovely bowl of virulent soft-shelled turtle sinter
You agonizing splint basket of bilious kiang residue
You torturous calabash of tumorigenic widgeon deposits
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