Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dismaying casserole of venomous bull terrier leavings
You blemished milk pail of poisoned tsetse fly barf
You unbearable carton of noisome flickertail remains
You revolting canister of apoplectic punkie exudate
You fetid boll of malarial pack rat soot
You pesky jardiniere of measly rock squirrel eruption
You grisly piggin of diseased Langshan ejection
You execrable pannikin of envenomed congo snake residuua
You ill-looking wok of teeming crocodile vomit
You graceless gripsack of maculate toad regurgitation
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