Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You nasty stoup of unassimilable tortoise smut
You contemptible jar of teeming meadow mouse shavings
You base cuspidor of morbid bearded lizard ends
You depressing washtub of tumorous lamprey expectoration
You heartbreaking demitasse of tumorigenic veiltail effluent
You mephitic bud vase of neuritic oriole discharge
You evil-looking boodle bag of variolous bedbug clinkers
You afflicting watering can of pathogenic siamang ejecta
You hard-visaged scoop of diseased Basenji perspiration
You sad saccule of tainted panda hemorrhage
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