Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dolorific highball glass of infected rat terrier guano
You distasteful casket of impure kinglet dribble
You baneful urn of laryngitic congo snake extrusion
You irksome cereal bowl of wormy swine ordure
You stinking blister of poisoned Cornish gas
You pestilent drum of communicable white Leghorn eructation
You unendurable flowerpot of ravaged coyote residuua
You unspeakable watering can of allergic Merino rumps
You vexing tea chest of venerate dung beetle drool
You scarecrowish soup bowl of cancerous gnu goat relics
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