Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You comfortless hatbox of noxious yellowlegs residue
You miasmic sack of loose-moraled goldeneye rags
You inelegant bud vase of apoplectic Mexican hairless settlings
You uncomely teakettle of tumorous chow stubble
You ugly garbage can of miasmal shoveler autacoid
You stinking tableware of measly brush deer odds and ends
You heartwounding spider of smirched Old English sheep dog feculence
You marred double boiler of rheumatic nighthawk ca-ca
You unbearable bunker of scabietic mastiff evacuation
You harsh pitcher of allergic kissing bug pats
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