Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You troubling hopper of colicky alligator gar feculence
You unwelcome garbage can of freeloving Mexican hairless spittle
You odious jorum of foul redbird excretes
You sore pocketbook of wormy lakeland terrier sialorrhea
You fulsome chalice of morbid terrier elimination
You sharp tub of measly gar deposits
You plaguing teaspoon of diabetic anteater ejecta
You awful caddy of lousy halibut eruption
You mephitic soupspoon of ravaged aardvark smut
You beastly saucepan of indigestible nightingale slabber
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