Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You gross garbage can of noisome buffalo bug waste
You ugly pail of tabetic barbet dejecta
You horrendous highball glass of sullied Brown Swiss fart
You unpretty nose bag of plagued Welsh corgi butts
You mephitic cist of venerate buffalo carpet beetle embers
You blemished caldron of consumptive butterfly agama secretion
You disagreeable hogshead of variolar coot clinkers
You unengaging double boiler of unsalutary tic-polonga flatulence
You tragic vase of miasmatic Cleveland Bay dross
You irritating desk of ratty elk drivel
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