Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You noxious tray of envenomed cankerworm stubble
You base matchbox of infective dugong sialagogue
You heavy tallboy of tumorigenic chamois hemorrhage
You disgusting reliquary of infectious Russell's viper expectoration
You exasperating drawer of bilious komondor piss
You horrendous satchel of pedicular boxer ca-ca
You sore sideboard of toxic cowbird shavings
You grim-visaged davenport of venerate jewfish excreta
You dysphemistic wallet of injurious wild goat relics
You unbearable hod of toxicant thunder snake sperm
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