Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You crude cream pitcher of unassimilable peregrine falcon pus
You teratic valise of peccant Santa Gertrudis offscourings
You untasteful flasket of indecent shovelhead shark remnants
You heinous demijohn of tabetic Romanov parings
You disturbing breaker of beset horntail eruption
You affecting pod of colicky shovel-nose manure
You noisome casserole of harmful Barred Plymouth Rock traces
You comfortless scrotum of scabietic teal pats
You galling spatula of pediculous black bear salts
You blemished hip bath of freeloving ant bear turd
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