Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You undesirable pillbox of deadly ortolan shavings
You dysphemistic spittoon of unsanitary gazelle hound sinter
You harassing tallboy of unvirginal Cotswold piss
You grievous barracks bag of insalubrious Charbray cinders
You abominable coffee urn of toxicant ape jet
You miasmal theca of rickety Alaskan malamute flux
You humiliating billy of ulcerous Siamese cat sewerage
You sore powder box of poisoned coati BO
You insufferable flowerpot of grubby vole secretion
You terrible wok of unhealthful myna sialagogue
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