Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dysphemistic lota of venomous deerhound sweat
You repugnant bassinet of envenomed Arctic fox salivation
You troubling cuspidor of soiled swift emission
You rueful blackjack of allergic Romeldale flops
You pestiferous coffee urn of deadly Rock thyroxin
You noxious garbage can of unclean cedarbird effusion
You heartsickening musette bag of peccant Afghan hound rags
You dolorous beer glass of pneumonic Hampshire flatulence
You burdensome vargueno of pediculous angwantibo precipitates
You unattractive stewpan of gouty grosbeak egestion
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