Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unendurable caddy of unclean puma crap
You sour cream pitcher of unchaste cutlass fish hemorrhage
You pitiable poke of pocky bear diaphoresis
You woebegone tumbler of rheumatic harbor seal saliva
You cheerless hogshead of pestiferous dromedary piddle
You rotten pitcher of toxiferous imperial mammoth guano
You woeful cancelli of apoplectic emu cinders
You poignant saccule of toxical suslik silt
You gross snuffbox of pediculous adder expulsion
You repulsive roaster of arthritic torpedo fish dejecta
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