Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You plaguey vanity bag of miasmal cattle egret jakes
You harassing cigarette case of poisoned tsetse fly feces
You touching spittoon of nephritic sucker foam
You consuming game bag of mortified goldfish manure
You malodorous platter of noisome English setter gas
You bitter wineskin of consumptive papagallo residuua
You monstrous jorum of gouty wombat ruins
You distasteful vat of insanitary Langshan wind
You horrific holdall of besmirched Himalayan cat flatus
You unappeteizing flasket of ulcerous pointer emission
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