Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpleasing porringer of venomous ox spit
You grotesque flask of toxic hackee drool
You blemished silique of ulcerated blind fish precipitates
You hideous suitcase of allergic lapwing sediment
You cacophonic watering can of envenomed reedbird sialorrhea
You bothersome shoulder bag of gangrened Hamburg moraine
You troubling marsupium of tumorous caddis fly slabber
You unlovely vasculum of tabetic manul flops
You despicable punch bowl of scrofulous angwantibo slobber
You insupportable compact of innutritious auklet manure
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