Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unbeauteous compact of maculate mouse deer flatulence
You revolting tyg of contaminated speckled Sussex transudation
You hard-featured capsule of unhygenic roadrunner rubbish
You inelegant waiter of laryngitic copperhead clinkers
You saddening vesicle of unwholesome mink ejectamenta
You exhausting clothespress of veneniferous tree squirrel extravasation
You tiresome fruit basket of toxiferous snowshoe rabbit rumps
You wearying bidet of neuralgic French coach horse alluvia
You crushing washbasket of palsied Shetland sheep dog jakes
You unpleasing pipkin of ratty entellus butts
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