Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pitiable bathtub of adulterous English springer spaniel flux
You ill-favored water butt of freeloving jigger effusion
You dolorous dresser of poisonous weaverbird spew
You disfigured vanity bag of pathogenic panther voidance
You consuming jardiniere of variolous pangolin cinders
You worrisome highboy of bilious cotton mouse alluvia
You deformed bread pan of infected peafowl stubble
You wearisome flasket of cancerous gadfly salivation
You noxious saucer of ulcerated shovelhead shark mucus
You mephitic washbasket of communicable Irish wolfhound leftovers
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