Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You undelicious musk bag of unhealthful hyrax piddle
You sickening skep of scabietic walkingstick spit
You dreary hot-water bottle of unchaste bluebill fossils
You forbidding scuttle of unclean black fox salts
You vexing knapsack of innutritious tiger cat depositions
You disturbing tassie [Brit] of diseased Brittany spaniel evacuation
You painful harness cask of podagric fruit fly discharge
You hateful rummer of rheumatic earworm elimination
You loathsome flowerpot of allergic white Leghorn dribble
You unlikable tea urn of unsanitary fly-catching warbler offscourings
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