Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You evil-looking dustpan of infested butterfly exudation
You unpleasing autoclave of epileptic salmon flatuosity
You intolerable canister of neuralgic squash bug excretion
You fetid drinking horn of foul dragon scum
You galling vase of wormy tern flow
You repelling moneybag of scrofulous buffalo carpet beetle excrement
You misshapen handbag of leprous spoonbill ejecta
You disconcerting holdall of infective redbird fossils
You crude can of lousy banteng egesta
You sharp stomach of pneumonic wren moraine
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