Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You cacophonous sheath of podagric Old English sheep dog squirt
You lamentable saccule of pneumonic timber wolf effusion
You affecting pericarp of poisoned beetle remnants
You unalluring broiler of infected sperm whale ends
You rotten compote of smirched crane fly dingleberry
You joyless bleb of impure German shepherd emission
You disconcerting pitcher of encephalitic bonito traces
You beautiless loculus of unassimilable saber-toothed tiger manure
You moving pillbox of innutritious cisco leavings
You baneful chalice of bilious girdle-tailed lizard butts
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