Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grim coffin of loose-moraled doctor fish husks
You sore jardiniere of toxic chickaree leftovers
You horrific glass of insalubrious jaguarundi flux
You heartsickening bedroll of pestiferous seal holdovers
You unshapely packing box of unassimilable milk snake thyroxin
You unaesthetic capsule of toxiferous New Hampshire red chips
You ill-shaped sleeping bag of tabetic tumblebug deposits
You weighty demijohn of scrofulous whitetail silt
You miasmic till of veneniferous terrapin slag
You misbegotten powder horn of unhealthy phalanger remnants
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