Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You annoying bleb of foul zoril pats
You detestable secretary of mortified globefish burp
You revolting mussuk of unsalutary white giant mucus
You distressing pod of diabetic crow spit
You mournful pocketbook of dyspeptic man-o'-war bird saliva
You pesky rucksack of toxicant killdeer leftovers
You homely thermos of peccant antelope ejecta
You pestilential e´tui of carcinogenic tic-polonga crap
You mephitic glass of sullied nightjar sinter
You heartwounding kilderkin of scabietic ephemerid foam
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