Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grotesque poke of freeloving wood mouse flux
You unpleasant hod of rheumatic hyena foam
You frightful sewing basket of ulcerated elm leaf beetle waste
You unpretty spoon of anemic hackney pony ruins
You sharp palette of noxious peba flatulence
You sickening reliquary of dropsical newt belch
You ill-shaped harness cask of infected Burmese cat dejecta
You spoiled wineglass of gouty willet expulsion
You hideous flagon of poisoned pocket mouse flatuosity
You execrable washbasin of tumorous eel purulence
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