Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grim trunk of infected sucker purulence
You base creamer of ulcerated Kerry blue terrier dung
You repulsive dinner plate of maculate bobwhite rumps
You gross credenza of miasmic crane fly survivals
You unpalatable boiler of chlorotic blue Orpington emesis
You ill-favored shovel of veneniferous blackfish residuua
You sorrowful noggin of loose man-o'-war bird soot
You ill-made pillbox of carcinogenic buff Orpington turd
You hard-favored bursa of unclean hawk owl barf
You beastly tallboy of unsanitary springer spaniel saliva
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