Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sickening barrel of palsied wahoo spittle
You mournful puncheon of debauched elk sperm
You uncomely catchall of adulterous ouzel leavings
You spoiled kibble of toxic loon extrusion
You blotted canteen of injurious halibut shit
You sour platter of unhealthy pug semen
You distasteful teacup of apoplectic wild ass effusion
You distressful loving cup of toxiferous cotton rat purulence
You hateful gravy boat of communicable miller's-thumb pats
You unpretty highboy of rickety black bass settlings
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