Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pestilential cake pan of lousy puffin precipitations
You graceless chest of drawers of pathogenic ouzel cinders
You ungainly piepan of virulent lantern fish smut
You dreadful frail of allergic ape dingleberry
You unspeakable hipflask of scorbutic cisco pee
You abominable salad bowl of pocky donkey flatulence
You mournful punnet of plagued scorpion fly spout
You ugly piggin of paralytic grackle BO
You dire creamer of indecent cockatiel rumps
You wearisome shelves of illicit hare extravasation
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