Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You nasty picnic basket of luetic Egyptian cat ends
You crude barrel of miasmic panda embers
You ill-made tobacco pouch of dyspeptic okapi drivel
You mournful coffee urn of cankered French Canadian eccrisis
You unhandsome box of neuritic sambar burp
You overburdensome crucible of pathological giant schnauzer heaves
You uninviting china of venerate songbird slabber
You heartbreaking wastebasket of freeloving Yorkshire terrier dingleberry
You woeful filing box of illicit saki extrusion
You pestilential loving cup of unassimilable wahoo rheum
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