Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sour skep of infectious yellowbird flowers
You clumsy hutch of septic Welsh corgi droppings
You horrible noggin of toxiferous jay froth
You poignant trunk of pedicular codling moth soot
You lamentable breadbasket of envenomed Arabian disgorgement
You plaguesome clothes hamper of palsied Russian blue cat flatuosity
You unlovely puncheon of wormy eider ends
You disgusting Saratoga trunk of unsalutary Belted Galloway elimination
You pestilential whatnot of poisoned thrush depositions
You defaced envelope of pocky walrus rubbish
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