Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You stinking kit of variolous jackass exudate
You poignant harness cask of carcinogenic cockatiel salivation
You horrid bucket of dropsical ground squirrel slaver
You unpalatable hopper of phthisic pintail spurt
You worrying ashcan of teeming diamondback residuua
You afflicting kibble of apoplectic wildebeest pats
You objectionable portmanteau of adulterous skunk regurgitation
You untasteful reticule of besmirched guillemot feces
You bleak sarcophagus of toxic snow bunting leavings
You deplorable wastepaper basket of pathological ladybug excretion
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