Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You plaguey vanity case of veneniferous guillemot remainders
You ill-favored teaspoon of soiled yak orts
You awkward ostensorium of infective Kodiak bear eccrisis
You tiresome gravy boat of unhealthful hound ordure
You discomforting washbasin of leprous buffalo bug eruption
You horrifying breaker of scrofulous mountain goat scum
You mournful carafe of unclean damselfly ruins
You unshapely wastebasket of pediculous perch scourings
You moving brandy snifter of apoplectic Guernsey dejecta
You pestilent boiler of ulcerous marten thyroxin
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