Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You plaguey boot of poisoned turbot vestiges
You poignant trug of toxical kiang flatuosity
You horrifying sitzbath of malign Australorp excreta
You humiliating cistern of sullied spring frog excrement
You unenjoyable beer glass of polluted peba filings
You cacogenic bin of malarial wapiti shit
You depressive water butt of measly drill scourings
You pitiable fruit basket of smirched mastodon rags
You spoiled coal scuttle of wanton gar remainders
You irritating golf bag of ratty jackal lacrimation
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