Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unsightly catch basin of scorbutic cardinal husks
You unpalatable crucible of lousy barn swallow chaff
You repelling carpetbag of venenous tautog stumps
You detestable flasket of pleuritic kangaroo rat dejecta
You importunate saucepan of innutritious lion-tailed monkey survivals
You inelegant game bag of incontinent cat squirrel ejection
You repugnant magazine of veneniferous gnatcatcher vestiges
You ill-featured file folder of tabetic black Spanish secretion
You grim bursa of maculate Irish water spaniel refuse
You unengaging bandolier of chlorotic Saluki slaver
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