Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sorrowful chifforobe of septic deerhound turd
You fulsome demitasse of loose-moraled springtail excretion
You misshapen drawer of unhealthy Rock Cornish excreta
You sharp breaker of encephalitic snow bunting clinkers
You despicable mail pouch of defiled cutthroat trout tears
You plaguey musette bag of consumptive whippet scourings
You nauseating cuspidor of variolar pompano sinter
You heinous brandy snifter of apoplectic trout dingleberry
You depressing trash can of venerate jackdaw coprolite
You embarrassing flower basket of infested dodo secretion
https://cheswick.com/insult