Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You spoiled seedcase of pocky Chihuahua droppings
You crude bladder of paralytic terrier leftovers
You plaguesome trencher of cancerous badger evacuation
You pathetic warming pan of venerate banteng drool
You aggravating satchel of scrofulous constrictor ends
You atrocious marsupium of unclean black snake manure
You burdensome matchbox of sullied lung fish holdovers
You noxious trunk of wormy leafhopper rumps
You execrable pail of edematous Saluki detritus
You exhausting fruit basket of gouty Cape buffalo fossils
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