Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unendurable saucer of septic turbot cinders
You ugly wicker basket of unsalutary crustacean sweat
You ill-proportioned Saratoga trunk of sullied ant lion sediment
You heinous mortar of infectious fox remnants
You repelling drum of scorbutic turtle hemorrhage
You uglified powder box of leprous brook trout excretion
You grotesque sewing basket of toxiferous manta spittle
You burdensome schooner of abandoned chipmunk residue
You bothersome bunker of malarial bird of paradise slaver
You unbeauteous shelf of variolous Shire coprolite
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