Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You oppressive vanity bag of pathological striped bass vomit
You sorrowful folio of diseased wood owl orts
You blemished pocketcase of paralytic swallow ejectment
You ungraced frying pan of ravaged giant schnauzer lacrimation
You pathetic tea urn of malignant pug feces
You miasmic sink of arthritic chimney swift stool
You racking dinner plate of deadly markhor sperm
You beastly canteen of unhealthy aurochs rubbish
You deplorable soup bowl of pestilential duckbill elimination
You irritating reed basket of gangrenous greyhound rags
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