Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You irritating bundle of hydropic Angora cat dung
You horrible duffel bag of veneniferous horse mackerel BO
You misproportioned clothespress of paralytic triggerfish sperm
You pestilential roaster of poisonous torpedo fish flatus
You comfortless catchall of cancerous ass chips
You marred thermos of unhealthful butcher bird grounds
You evil-favored hatbox of noxious coon ordure
You woebegone Saratoga trunk of pestilential egret ructation
You humiliating jar of pedicular shrew mole snot
You uncomely wicker basket of morbid capelin remains
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