Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You odious teakettle of neuralgic French Canadian foam
You gargoylish grip of rheumatic rhesus salivation
You tragic jerrican of leprous rat flatuosity
You displeasing teaspoon of besmirched roe soot
You lamentable scabbard of cankered toadfish discharge
You grim spade of rachitic zebra finch piss
You appalling net of pneumonic tussah excrement
You distasteful rundlet of gangrenous darter burp
You sad carton of toxicant ephemerid slabber
You ungraceful flower bowl of maculate salamander spout
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