Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You consuming cake pan of destructive Havana brown cat sialorrhea
You oppressive kibble of ratty rattlesnake jakes
You heartrending Canterbury of soiled papagallo scourings
You odious butt of polluted Irish wolfhound vomition
You unlikable ashpan of abandoned boa constrictor stumps
You heartwounding cannikin of neuralgic lacewing effluent
You wearying tableware of syphilitic Scottish terrier ejectamenta
You rebarbative wok of indecent jabalina rubbish
You harsh pack sack of loose bettong remains
You troublesome tyg of laryngitic langur ejectment
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