Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ungraceful calabash of pestilential lantern fish purulence
You regrettable punnet of smirched French coach horse dregs
You weighty pouch of ratty tatouay burp
You grinding press of rickety dace jakes
You irksome compote of virulent gavial flow
You beastly tea urn of envenomed swine feculence
You heartsickening washbasin of besmirched bull terrier lacrimation
You tyrannous beer glass of variolar linnet embers
You teratic capsule of noxious harlequin cabbage bug snot
You unendurable whatnot of neuritic elephant piddle
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