Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dismal flowerpot of indecent roe defecation
You ill-shaped tureen of ratty yellowlegs turd
You bleak monstrance of unwholesome chigoe detritus
You moving shell of toxical peccary stumps
You unbearable brandy snifter of paralytic spectacled cobra leavings
You sour skippet of infested tarpon lacrimation
You heartsickening labis [eccl] of loose rat snake vomition
You unbeauteous pipkin of morbific electric fish rags
You wearying patella of epileptic hippopotamus ordure
You dolorific caddy of unassimilable mavis expectoration
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