Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hateful pipkin of envenomed water moccasin guano
You unsightly tassie [Brit] of noxious squid sewerage
You monstrous carafe of harmful Hampshire refuse
You distressing mussuk of leprous anoa ructation
You loathsome spider of insalubrious adjutant bird effusion
You malodorous traveling bag of abandoned marabou ejection
You unsavory tablespoon of dropsical Australorp filings
You baneful cellaret of chlorotic swine semen
You dire tableware of scorbutic chimney swift sweepings
You marred calyx of unhygenic brown trout regurgitation
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