Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You bleak washtub of defiled platypus slobber
You noisome closet of unvirginal phalanger vomit
You dreary sideboard of venerate mavis night soil
You grinding tea chest of lousy snipe clinkers
You plaguesome flower bowl of incontinent Charbray sweat
You gargoylish budget [dial] of consumptive Ayrshire piss
You monstrous matchbox of debauched macaw waste
You malodorous utricle of veneniferous Belgian sheep dog pus
You thankless highball glass of freeloving punkie excretes
You teasing shell of envenomed right whale dribble
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