Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You agonizing paten of unassimilable Havana brown cat slag
You sickening dustpan of unsalutary eelpout night soil
You dysphemistic stein of freeloving mealworm cinders
You rebarbative crane of infective large black chaff
You noxious filing box of malarial drill thyroxin
You uninviting wooden basket of miasmatic angel fish soot
You pesky rundlet of noxious anthropoid ape jet
You rueful clothespress of leprous pewit excretes
You scarecrowish musk bag of ratty Lhasa apso ptyalism
You plaguey wicker basket of pathogenic jackdaw dribble
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