Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You fulsome bassinet of veneniferous Newfoundland flatulence
You insufferable tray of gangrened pocket rat feculence
You moving magazine of poisoned blackhead Persian draff
You marred calabash of pedicular mockingbird secretion
You poignant carafe of mortified iguana depositions
You heartbreaking sheath of miasmatic Saluki scourings
You gargoylish jorum of lousy bonito wind
You heinous hipflask of adulterous saddle horse jakes
You gross secretary of ulcerated potato bug lacrimation
You racking bakepan of ravaged tiger cat shit
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