Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You baneful press of poisonous pocket gopher relics
You gross boot of unsanitary herring hog ptyalism
You uncomfortable jeroboam of infectious goldfish scraps
You plaguing jerrican of nephritic nilgai drivel
You discomforting tub of debauched eagle spittle
You marred fruit basket of chlorotic Vizsla sweat
You worrying sauce boat of pneumonic finch ash
You rebarbative jardiniere of bilious badger pee
You rotten coffeepot of rheumatic milk snake orts
You racking GI can of communicable triggerfish holdovers
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