Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You uncomely rack of communicable myna puke
You exhausting bladder of pathogenic pack rat flops
You burdensome cake pan of bilious wolverine rubbish
You ungraceful purse of ulcerous teal night soil
You unsightly secretary of arthritic toucan spurt
You shapeless attache´ case of scorbutic Africander sweepings
You ill-made Boston bag of pediculous Indian buffalo sperm
You rending bassinet of pestilential duck soot
You shocking musette bag of toxic muskrat BO
You heartbreaking coal scuttle of adulterous manta dross
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