Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You disturbing schooper of miasmal dragonfly dejecta
You unshapely cigarette case of allergic agouti waste
You exhausting utricle of gouty chimpanzee rubbish
You grim-faced monstrance of unassimilable Welsh detritus
You heartrending scabbard of venenous glutton remainders
You pestering drawer of tubercular catfish scoria
You teratic reliquary of scrofulous yellowbird dross
You unsightly cyathus of consumptive weaverbird squirt
You nauseating rucksack of bilious American foxhound husks
You dolorific wineglass of loose ostrich night soil
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