Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You crude quiver of envenomed grouse night soil
You heartbreaking pack sack of beset mole cricket jakes
You scarecrowish attache´ case of poisonous mudfish spittle
You ill-made lota of pestilential pika burp
You graceless tableware of soiled siren slobber
You stinking hogshead of tabid bull mastiff orts
You uglified bin of unhealthy yak vestiges
You crushing fruit basket of pathogenic porpoise sialagogue
You execrable flask of infectious puli ends
You harsh sound of gangrened stone curlew ruins
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