Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You distasteful snuffbox of unwholesome brown bear coprolite
You shocking shell of rheumatic Abyssinian cat husks
You spoiled vargueno of apoplectic weevil hemorrhage
You deplorable jigger of phthisic woolly mammoth rags
You dolorogenic eggcup of indecent pocket mouse soot
You distressful jorum of pathological nilgai transudation
You shapeless drawer of pleuritic Angora cat alluvia
You heartsickening pony of pestiferous dragonfly autacoid
You affecting punnet of polluted sheldrake droppings
You baneful jerrican of toxiferous Leicester remainders
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