Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You mournful buffet of miasmal osprey rheum
You abhorrent ashcan of contaminated cichlid remainders
You hideous pottinger of morbid viper froth
You pitiable caddy of gangrened soft-shelled turtle leftovers
You ill-proportioned calabash of podagric gnu survivals
You consuming till of diseased spectacled cobra drool
You revolting mail pouch of toxical ape cinders
You hateful cardcase of adulterous Welsh Mountain tears
You beastly bushel of cankered wood pigeon pats
You heartsickening demitasse of syphilitic sea mew moraine
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