Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dysphemistic ark of neuritic horse relics
You malformed GI can of carcinogenic West Highland white terrier embers
You grim-visaged evening bag of gouty crane chips
You consuming jug of miasmatic leopard soot
You mephitic crucible of lousy barnacle goose vestiges
You dismaying dessert spoon of insalubrious okapi dross
You oppressive potty of ravaged Australian terrier jet
You vexatious sink of colicky cinnamon bear elimination
You dismal cistern of poisonous Bouvier des Flandres leavings
You cacophonic pocketbook of arthritic German coach horse dejecta
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