Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You uncomely flowerpot of cankerous petrel dejecta
You painful waiter of malarial Welsh egesta
You worrying handbag of unvirginal budgerigar puke
You dreadful trug of miasmic kinkajou spurt
You affecting potty of rheumatic mole cricket ends
You dysphemized calabash of tabetic trout excretion
You grievous fistula of adulterous whiting deposits
You crude cruse of pedicular song thrush purulence
You exhausting boodle bag of rachitic Shire drool
You disturbing rummer of diabetic Blenheim spaniel sewage
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