Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You wearying secretary of pedicular Dalmatian scourings
You unappeteizing clothesbasket of grubby cheetah froth
You mournful sac of variolous borzoi shavings
You blotted breaker of peccant blue shark thyroxin
You dreary bushel of bilious Jersey flow
You unshapely drinking cup of poisonous fruit-tree bark beetle manure
You hideous carton of neuralgic pilchard snot
You repugnant boll of insalubrious vireo transudation
You annoying bladder of morbific potato bug exudate
You bleak pitcher of toxicant cutthroat trout disgorgement
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