Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You shapeless boot of miasmic puffer excrement
You distressful spoon of nephritic staghound elimination
You ghastly labis [eccl] of morbid wombat piddle
You teasing mussuk of measly weakfish ends
You harsh schooper of diseased nutcracker orts
You dire scoop of tubercular cockchafer sweepings
You uncomfortable dinner plate of maculate Dutch Belted excretes
You dreary ashtray of impure racer night soil
You tormenting budget [dial] of beset hackee belch
You uninviting garbage can of grubby codling moth voidance
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