Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You troublesome ammunition box of miasmal wombat vestiges
You tragic bakepan of impure swordfish sewerage
You crushing corbeil [archit] of ulcerous flamingo excretes
You dreary cage of indecent fox night soil
You insufferable hope chest of maculate flounder moraine
You teasing boodle bag of scrofulous sperm whale manure
You unshapely dosser of dyspeptic constrictor holdovers
You misbegotten scrip [archaic] of scorbutic killer excretion
You ignoble cardcase of unhealthful macaque salts
You evil-looking hogshead of unwholesome phoebe stool
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