Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unwelcome cabinet of cancerous steelhead clinkers
You ill-made hatbox of freeloving mosquito hawk remnants
You dire saucer of ratty Doberman pinscher discharge
You unbeauteous piggin of cankered terrier thyroxin
You rebarbative demijohn of noisome jungle fowl dung
You abominable corbeil [archit] of pneumonic Percheron soot
You ill-favored jorum of anemic Turk elimination
You tiresome vesicle of cankerous affenpinscher sialagogue
You execrable frail of syphilitic mandrill rubbish
You unalluring sitzbath of paralytic mud puppy refuse
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