Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grotesque stein of wormy gerbil draff
You cacophonous hip bath of scabietic thrips foam
You pathetic chest of drawers of carcinogenic nilgai settlings
You crude labis [eccl] of ulcerous Pallas's cat chips
You saddening udder of foul nutcracker belch
You worrisome crib of anemic junco soot
You insufferable monstrance of edematous thrasher butts
You horrible beaker of beset duckbill thyroxin
You defaced bladder of scrofulous robin ordure
You uglified boll of ravaged sting ray spittle
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