Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hateful boot of adulterous water dog foam
You unsavory file of pocky mosquito hawk silt
You burdensome caster of rickety sea swallow slag
You heartrending utricle of harmful bear dingleberry
You despicable double boiler of morbific basset ends
You consuming pottinger of debauched puff adder exudate
You disgusting coffer of ravaged Japanese beetle expectoration
You gruesome tyg of miasmatic grass frog spew
You repulsive Saratoga trunk of anemic Airedale extravasation
You sour scyphus of injurious striped bass remnants
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