Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pesky decanter of malarial oyster catcher puke
You onerous double boiler of measly turtledove ordure
You troubling ewer of freeloving English springer spaniel ejectment
You plaguey glass of poisonous bettong pus
You mortifying calabash of destructive malamute foam
You regrettable knapsack of besmirched killer tears
You grim-faced file of rachitic cobia froth
You dolorific pocketcase of unsalutary glutton thyroxin
You atrocious pitcher of infected trout residue
You uglified drawer of hydropic octopus shavings
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