Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pestilential bindle of unchaste mute swan debris
You revolting sink of foul chafer elimination
You wearing tureen of venenous sable ash
You unpalatable carryall of gouty buzzard residue
You stinking closet of pocky sea duck pus
You misbegotten horn of chlorotic wolf ordure
You cheerless powder horn of ulcerous toy spaniel night soil
You repugnant tableware of pestilential flying phalanger vomit
You miasmic pericarp of adulterous grivet foam
You dislikable splint basket of neuralgic Australorp fossils
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