Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ignoble locker of morbid field spaniel ordure
You onerous folio of malarial pine snake cinders
You rebarbative kibble of veneniferous blue whale expulsion
You sorrowful brazier of insanitary Romeldale smut
You distasteful double boiler of pneumonic louse eruption
You offensive wire basket of chlorotic secretary bird manure
You harassing bin of besmirched gazelle dross
You malodorous pail of ratty squash bug moraine
You miasmic shoulder bag of toxiferous Yorkshire evacuation
You ill-favored cereal bowl of epileptic gudgeon sewage
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