Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sour bursa of virulent bulldog dejecta
You unengaging saccule of pocky filefish slobber
You unpleasing scyphus of smirched Japanese beetle residue
You ill-featured flasket of peccant roosterfish ruins
You noxious waiter of noxious robber fly diaphoresis
You dysphemistic sewing basket of toxiferous shepherd dog rumps
You pesky crate of pathological white Wyandotte flops
You deplorable bureau of unwholesome bleak shit
You graceless tablespoon of pneumonic cobra snot
You grim hutch of impure otterhound drool
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