Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You repulsive decanter of besmirched halibut butts
You woebegone sinus of scorbutic French coach horse slaver
You rueful garbage can of encephalitic sidewinder excrement
You malodorous jerrican of injurious chipping sparrow eccrisis
You onerous valise of unvirginal dodo pus
You unbeauteous money box of impure Chihuahua dung
You irksome capsule of infected spaniel dingleberry
You worrisome kit of palsied brown bear fart
You fulsome pouch of dropsical elephant seal embers
You dolorous matchbox of pocky German wire-haired pointer urine
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