Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grim-visaged purse of tumorigenic grain beetle flatus
You wearing sleeping bag of bilious finback sialagogue
You dreadful wineskin of wanton tanager ptyalism
You saddening scrip [archaic] of podagric cicada dingleberry
You heartrending salad bowl of nephritic cushat [Scot] puke
You ghastly basin of infectious kestrel survivals
You worrying game bag of neuralgic English bulldog husks
You lamentable quiver of allergic midge deposits
You ill-shaped secretary of toxical chickadee slaver
You hard-featured bucket of cankerous wild ass offscourings
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