Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You bothersome coffee urn of loose whippet silt
You blotted warming pan of pneumonic sea bass guano
You ill-featured beer glass of mortified baleen whale traces
You vexing jorum of deadly cougar extrusion
You marred coaster of paralytic moa sweat
You wearing highboy of measly spoonbill precipitates
You unengaging catchall of bilious cutworm settlings
You awful purse of palsied barbet flux
You harsh commode of communicable Shropshire egestion
You grinding sea bag of ratty earthworm rubbish
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