Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You gruesome coal scuttle of pleuritic earworm sweepings
You horrendous bedroll of tainted passenger pigeon excreta
You piteous milk pail of miasmal honker gas
You ignoble canteen of infected gallfly rumps
You noisome hot-water bottle of teeming mayfly dross
You undelectable dessert spoon of unhealthful narwhal ca-ca
You grim-visaged drinking cup of poisonous redbird dregs
You harassing sideboard of pediculous Rottweiler vestiges
You loathsome beer glass of pedicular wild goat discharge
You cacophonic portmanteau of hydropic otterhound grounds
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