Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You annoying davenport of laryngitic Langshan rumps
You horrifying punnet of malarial Poland China husks
You heartwounding tucker bag [Austral] of communicable aoudad stubble
You wearing vial of wormy redstart slobber
You beautiless glass of variolous thrips jakes
You disgusting fistula of toxiferous beaded lizard flowers
You regrettable mortarboard of gangrenous mockingbird manure
You exhausting spade of ulcerous mud puppy stumps
You horrific buffet of carcinogenic potto sinter
You undelectable watering can of measly myna moraine
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