Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You stinking tobacco pouch of epileptic wire-haired terrier flops
You oppressive housewife of wormy fox terrier excreta
You ill-looking spade of venerate toy terrier sewage
You harassing wallet of pneumonic stone curlew husks
You misshapen press of miasmatic musk deer ejection
You shapeless coffee urn of tabid Africander flatulence
You revolting vesicle of syphilitic mosquito hawk scraps
You irking chamber pot of paralytic song sparrow dross
You exasperating Canterbury of tumorigenic fly-catching warbler stumps
You unbeauteous gunny of unclean skate ordure
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