Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You crude tinderbox of noxious halibut eructation
You gruesome cellaret of contagious leopard cat BO
You troublesome cyst of phthisic cockatiel slaver
You discomforting chest of drawers of miasmal Barbary ape ejectment
You vexing carton of ulcerated blackhead Persian froth
You weighty tub of indigestible tarpon grounds
You nasty teapot of noisome bristletail night soil
You insupportable tray of wanton zeuglodon ca-ca
You saddening breadbasket of allergic Yorkshire ejection
You depressing spatula of rickety puffin offscourings
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