Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You stinking chest of drawers of deadly tiger cat detritus
You disfigured sitzbath of epileptic tiger silt
You hard-favored glasses of incontinent Vizsla ptyalism
You irritating canteen of tabid crow coprolith
You unhandsome beer glass of pocky koala ejection
You poignant cyathus of luetic planarian ejecta
You clumsy firkin of smirched hog extravasation
You terrible wastepaper basket of teeming guanaco butts
You tormenting potty of pediculous indigo bunting scraps
You horrific cage of venerate pocket gopher dribble
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