Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unshapely hope chest of abandoned Old English sheep dog elimination
You pestilential porringer of unassimilable goat antelope shit
You grotesque filing box of veneniferous rove beetle waste
You unalluring gallbladder of tabid song thrush emission
You unpleasing valise of noisome cisco smut
You gross bathtub of cankered English foxhound scraps
You noisome monstrance of sullied turnstone draff
You grim-visaged vanity bag of pestilential argala burp
You cacogenic satchel of tubercular goatsucker salivation
You oppressive sideboard of palsied sucker rumps
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