Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You abhorrent rummer of miasmic meadow mouse ruins
You unalluring bursa of freeloving harlequin cabbage bug flops
You afflicting skippet of hydropic pangolin BO
You ill-proportioned demitasse of gangrened Pomeranian offscourings
You aggravating pocket of carcinogenic raven odds and ends
You sharp hogshead of noxious dromedary transudation
You vile cedar chest of indigestible Alaskan malamute spew
You crude ark of scabietic sea perch discharge
You joyless traveling bag of diseased bonito soot
You discomforting bunker of noisome moth voidance
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