Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You consuming attache´ case of phthisic Kerry Hill excrement
You stinking wooden basket of pedicular bluegill ordure
You disturbing diplomatic pouch of unsanitary grasshopper effusion
You hard-featured desk of grubby hellbender flatus
You appalling grip of infested mute swan excretion
You undelicious cuspidor of arthritic snapper piddle
You disconcerting ditty bag of venerate grasshopper mouse dingleberry
You vexatious dinner pail of contaminated bulldog drool
You terrible holdall of scrofulous whippet squirt
You execrable crate of loose miller's-thumb spittle
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