Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You plaguey pony of contaminated garter snake remnants
You dreadful bidet of scrofulous mud hen dingleberry
You rotten wire basket of venomous Barbary ape salivation
You noxious hopper of smirched gadfly elimination
You forbidding bread pan of insanitary flounder offscourings
You monstrous scyphus of destructive cowbird emesis
You shocking skillet of toxical miniature schnauzer debris
You hateful tumbler of incontinent hellgrammite transudation
You pestiferous clothesbasket of peccant wood rat exudate
You racking potty of pathological creeper ructation
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