Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grim rush basket of toxicant karakul hormone
You disconcerting drawer of palsied harbor seal vomition
You ill-looking jigger of tubercular marmoset jakes
You embarrassing haversack of malarial buff Orpington depositions
You rending paten of insalubrious komondor evacuation
You disturbing rundlet of grubby katydid defecation
You miasmal cone of gouty minnow egesta
You unsightly mail pouch of apoplectic mockingbird excretion
You misshapen satchel of unchaste husky shavings
You obscene kettle of deadly mosquito extravasation
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