Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You embarrassing sugar bowl of unhealthful mud hen urine
You hard-visaged dinner plate of cancerous sunfish manure
You unendurable calyx of pedicular horsefly rubbish
You grinding cannikin of pediculous king snake elimination
You horrid tureen of pocky white Plymouth Rock eccrisis
You harrowing waiter of gangrened adder voidance
You distressing sacculus of toxic keeshond effusion
You foul sauce boat of ulcerous blackcap ash
You unpretty goblet of tabid tapir spew
You crushing labis [eccl] of plagued chacma sediment
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