Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unshapely water butt of cankered stinkbug disgorgement
You grim coaster of indecent white Plymouth Rock tears
You sickening biggin of unsalutary agama sweat
You disfigured buck basket of infectious kit fox night soil
You stinking bindle of abandoned meadow lark eruption
You monstrous tumbler of scabietic Pekingese clinkers
You heartwounding mortarboard of hypertensive Russian owtchar ends
You plaguing drinking cup of unhealthy coyote jet
You unengaging pod of smirched Barbary ape emesis
You rotten mortar of virulent nightingale shavings
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