Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ghastly tobacco pouch of diseased saber-toothed tiger piss
You revolting shovel of ulcerous Cheshire hemorrhage
You woebegone caddie bag of plagued fish hawk eruption
You heartsickening box of nephritic yellowtail turd
You dolorogenic brazier of loose argusfish flatulence
You deplorable crucible of infested kiwi spew
You hard-featured blackjack of variolar bee egesta
You racking breadbasket of unwholesome black Sumatra slag
You bitter cereal bowl of arthritic blind fish chips
You worrying stave basket of malign mountain gorilla disgorgement
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