Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unalluring coffee urn of unassimilable gazelle hound droppings
You exhausting garbage can of insanitary assassin bug flux
You malformed calabash of rachitic chub egesta
You aggravating teapot of miasmatic crane excreta
You hard-featured coffin of adulterous water moccasin hormone
You ungraced tankard of pneumonic mud puppy fossils
You cacophonic ark of foul mule emission
You uncomfortable beaker of unhygenic soft-shelled turtle embers
You ill-looking pod of pestiferous hellgrammite dross
You heartbreaking washtub of hypertensive bobolink filings
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