Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You scarecrowish boll of anemic tic-polonga survivals
You foul washbasin of laryngitic curculio soot
You rueful cyathus of unassimilable hoot owl salivation
You ill-favored amnion of hydropic antelope scourings
You mournful dinner plate of adulterous marten detritus
You joyless rush basket of beset white fox voidance
You dysphemized overnight bag of palsied bettong slabber
You offensive pitcher of unclean falcon residuua
You worrying cistern of morbid razorbill burp
You unengaging palette of pathogenic adder alluvia
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