Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unbeautiful air bladder of malign chimaera scraps
You shocking attache´ case of illicit Red Poll shit
You misshapen cancelli of grubby hog feces
You embarrassing tucker bag [Austral] of loose-moraled greyhound jet
You plaguey casket of carcinogenic stump-tailed lizard eruption
You oppressive fifth of venomous rabbit odds and ends
You repelling chiffonier of paralytic brush wolf turd
You weighty wastepaper basket of unhealthful firefly shavings
You monstrous filing box of pneumonic ibis droppings
You frightful lota of miasmic bee evacuation
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