Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrendous diplomatic pouch of syphilitic walleye lacrimation
You horrifying cist of tainted malamute burp
You teasing decanter of dyspeptic cankerworm spittle
You forbidding gallbladder of virulent black Orpington remnants
You mortifying dipper of besmirched asp stool
You grim-faced trough of colicky partridge gas
You disfigured caldron of tabid crake expulsion
You bleak bleb of unhealthful Bantam semen
You weighty butt of peccant goat antelope holdovers
You ill-featured piepan of veneniferous jackal odds and ends
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