Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You plaguing tableware of hydropic ortolan squirt
You unappeteizing shoulder bag of maculate gnu goat excretion
You bothering slop pail of virulent planarian ash
You harrowing stoup of infectious lantern fish deposits
You depressive purse of ravaged mourning dove rubbish
You disagreeable sound of bilious Hamburg ptyalism
You beastly teapot of phthisic turnstone scoria
You ill-shaped sink of pestilential loon filings
You unpalatable tinderbox of nephritic scaup duck fossils
You execrable trencher of pocky cattalo flatus
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