Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You misproportioned vial of toxical bittern scraps
You evil-looking mortarboard of leprous turkey buzzard eccrisis
You harrowing cancelli of infected Norwich terrier exudate
You piteous brandy snifter of pestilential bearded lizard evacuation
You affecting kitchen cabinet of unchaste bullfinch waste
You hideous clothesbasket of toxiferous Lepisma spit
You bitter kettle of pneumonic camel pats
You unaesthetic horn of gangrened hamster ordure
You embarrassing credenza of gouty indigo bunting sialorrhea
You rebarbative bedroll of loose-moraled inchworm flops
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