Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rueful tureen of maculate black sheep rubbish
You cheerless bushel of miasmal alpaca scourings
You worrisome hot-water bottle of pedicular sawfly vomit
You forbidding grip of epileptic locust scraps
You burdensome bail of pathological gazelle alluvia
You nauseating sideboard of adulterous Shire purulence
You distasteful drinking horn of gouty bullfrog ructation
You nasty spade of ulcerous firefly piddle
You foul thermos of pestiferous Berkshire husks
You grisly rack of unchaste dingo smut
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