Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unshapely tea chest of adulterous sidewinder lacrimation
You horrible casket of peccant gerbil spit
You unaesthetic mussuk of neuritic guereza excreta
You piteous dish of malarial turnstone vestiges
You vexatious pillbox of pestilential redshank evacuation
You hideous lowboy of soiled sea trout manure
You unsavory traveling bag of rachitic cocker spaniel heaves
You dysphemistic GI can of paralytic lake trout sialagogue
You displeasing packing box of diabetic Skye terrier mucus
You ungraceful piggin of ulcerous bobwhite fart
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