Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You monstrous theca of hydropic puff adder gas
You abominable pack sack of unassimilable mute swan hemorrhage
You sharp mussuk of scrofulous cobra traces
You disagreeable holdall of cankered Cheshire clinkers
You heartbreaking rummer of tumorous blind fish sialorrhea
You dismal beer glass of gangrenous malamute sweepings
You burdensome carpetbag of besmirched gorilla rags
You heartrending scabbard of neuralgic murre chaff
You dysphemized calyx of smirched turnstone remains
You gross soupspoon of unvirginal mouflon defecation
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