Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pestilential vitrine of venerate goldfish semen
You dreary sitzbath of grubby octopus spew
You revolting air bladder of hydropic candlefish stubble
You unappealing pail of unassimilable gallinule ash
You dismal saddlebag of lousy mayfly crap
You unpleasant press of harmful Jersey coprolite
You bothersome can of besmirched lammergeier guano
You insupportable drum of dropsical Burmese cat holdovers
You nauseating trug of smirched magpie settlings
You overburdensome powder box of gouty shovelhead catfish feces
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