Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You worrisome billy of maculate bull terrier regurgitation
You unbeautiful scrotum of besmirched finch relics
You cheerless sound of unhygenic flounder secretion
You pathetic trowel of smirched cockatiel sputum
You irking gunny of deadly redfin spurt
You unbearable portfolio of harmful darter dung
You desolating coffee cup of wanton kissing bug precipitates
You saddening kilderkin of beset tench feculence
You disfigured piepan of adulterous wild goat excreta
You shocking kit bag of gangrened grizzly bear dross
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