Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You mortifying locker of loose-moraled moa stubble
You misshapen vasculum of diabetic hermit thrush smut
You mournful wardrobe of innutritious rabbit bandicoot slobber
You overburdensome tumbler of morbid Kodiak bear stool
You exasperating drum of leprous hog waste
You heinous satchel of dyspeptic pig sweat
You despicable piepan of carcinogenic badger dog dross
You sad sink of ravaged Cheshire tears
You pestilent bowl of unchaste field spaniel vestiges
You saddening brazier of chlorotic blue whale sputum
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