Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You baneful GI can of unassimilable scaup duck shavings
You abominable bakepan of illicit dogfish flux
You grim ostensorium of foul shoveler smut
You unsightly tobacco pouch of indigestible flying gurnard ejection
You saddening seedcase of soiled Appaloosa dingleberry
You repelling sleeping bag of noxious sapsucker ash
You vexing desk of nephritic linnet sewerage
You hard-favored bleb of venerate gannet spit
You ungraced brazier of syphilitic Cochin ca-ca
You untasteful flagon of venenous Ayrshire regurgitation
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