Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You foul ashcan of indecent standardbred semen
You piteous matchbox of envenomed Ancona emesis
You desolating brandy snifter of leprous prairie wolf flow
You cacogenic vase of syphilitic horned viper ends
You baneful blackjack of pathogenic veery diaphoresis
You painful envelope of noisome cassowary voidance
You excruciating pod of deadly roach shavings
You unenjoyable dishpan of unhealthful oont [India] belch
You sharp amnion of unsalutary timber wolf BO
You evil-favored demitasse of pocky kingbird secretion
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