Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You oppressive golf bag of noxious kuvasz belch
You depressive labis [eccl] of teeming peba defecation
You unendurable shell of mortified goldfinch spout
You bothersome scoop of infective vulture tears
You sour coffeepot of anemic whitetail vomit
You hideous cruse of unsalutary gopher snake heaves
You exhausting calyx of harmful boarhound exudate
You blemished carryall of rickety heron butts
You hateful kit of bilious Welsh collie flatus
You dire ashcan of venomous leopard cat gas
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