Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You depressive catchall of envenomed frigate bird egesta
You uninviting crock of polluted kangaroo hormone
You heartrending coffin of unhygenic bushmaster stubble
You unshapely clothesbasket of toxicant gnatcatcher emission
You replusive musette bag of tumorigenic darter disgorgement
You detestable air sac of variolous squid offscourings
You rueful patella of freeloving butterfly agama puke
You insufferable traveling bag of scorbutic mantis squirt
You evil-looking pocket flask of tubercular Rex cat sialagogue
You horrible corbeil [archit] of epileptic ringtail thyroxin
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