Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrid gallipot of mortified water dog stumps
You monstrous hipflask of incontinent magpie ptyalism
You scarecrowish ashcan of innutritious jennet dingleberry
You cheerless powder horn of smirched mallard slobber
You importunate bin of rheumatic saki extrusion
You unappeteizing bleb of gangrened komondor husks
You pathetic tyg of plagued bald eagle silt
You beastly ammunition box of anemic coyote egesta
You intolerable bail of tubercular trumpeter spout
You galling coffee urn of unvirginal sturgeon disgorgement
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