Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You depressing air bladder of pestiferous dugong rumps
You discomforting chifforobe of lousy Cape buffalo rags
You troublesome wastebasket of infested entellus draff
You ill-favored trencher of diabetic orangutan rubbish
You terrible legume of ulcerated wild goat eruption
You harsh buck basket of virulent whippet sewerage
You bothering double boiler of laryngitic armadillo snot
You vexatious wooden basket of tainted Ayrshire remains
You worrying vesicle of deadly scarab spew
You misshapen silique of toxiferous tayra hormone
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