Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You uncomely wok of infested silver fox effusion
You misshapen bundle of edematous English sparrow coprolith
You depressing net of mortified lynx ructation
You sore bindle of hydropic woodpecker smut
You bleak kibble of measly gannet scraps
You hard-visaged dresser of rickety mountain gorilla manure
You deformed credenza of injurious wildcat ruins
You ugly posnet of bilious rorqual defecation
You rotten blackjack of allergic cinnamon bear stubble
You worrying vanity bag of pleuritic Andalusian vestiges
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