Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You agonizing money box of venomous hawkmoth salivation
You unpalatable pottle of carcinogenic scarlet tanager orts
You racking hutch of besmirched tamandua slobber
You wearisome brazier of mortified Dutch Belted transudation
You cacophonous clothes hamper of infective perch ejecta
You tiresome phial of scrofulous eelpout night soil
You torturous coffee urn of wanton boa constrictor flow
You hard-featured seedcase of abandoned mallard dross
You monstrous casket of tubercular thresher lacrimation
You exasperating bundle of measly ring-tailed cat excretes
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