Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You troubling urn of pathogenic wire-haired terrier saliva
You racking trash can of pocky Pomeranian elimination
You unattractive wineglass of adulterous Ayrshire dejecta
You awful magazine of infected bristletail ca-ca
You gross crate of venerate Rhodesian ridgeback barf
You uncomely tin can of ravaged baldpate refuse
You teratic stave basket of teeming gyrfalcon voidance
You ungainly ammunition box of toxicant Irish setter emission
You unshapely boiler of encephalitic gopher dingleberry
You appalling coffeepot of contaminated vesper sparrow discharge
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