Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grim pocketbook of neuralgic pig froth
You grisly satchel of virulent brown thrasher purulence
You woeful scuttle of harmful Yorkshire relics
You scarecrowish closet of insanitary flatfish traces
You horrible teaspoon of adulterous pointer dribble
You wearisome breaker of apoplectic chimney swift emission
You disturbing bindle of diseased coelacanth manure
You rueful cell of measly cobia foam
You misbegotten wastepaper basket of unwholesome cotton worm flatuosity
You grotesque tankard of miasmal mud puppy coprolith
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