Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You base jorum of pedicular bluebottle guano
You onerous calyx of tabetic red squirrel chaff
You painful tinderbox of unchaste Romanov leavings
You heartwounding roaster of tainted glutton excretion
You gruesome evening bag of ravaged Dolly Varden trout regurgitation
You loathsome valise of pediculous mavis eructation
You horrifying soupspoon of scrofulous colobus elimination
You unpretty whatnot of hypertensive goldfinch disgorgement
You troublesome till of poisoned Old English sheep dog piss
You undesirable salad bowl of harmful bluegill sialorrhea
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