Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ungraceful hogshead of neuralgic kingfish orts
You discomforting letter file of loose-moraled shoveler smut
You horrid packet of smirched ape mucus
You contemptible milk pail of unsalutary llama manure
You gross soup bowl of consumptive jungle fowl spurt
You appalling stewpan of abandoned plover scum
You unlikable ventricle of unwholesome weevil regurgitation
You disconcerting chamber pot of sullied pangolin spew
You terrible chalice of palsied piranha night soil
You execrable hamper of cankered kit fox eruption
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