Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grim-faced breaker of tainted camel ptyalism
You dolorific casserole of pneumonic pike embers
You fulsome sauce boat of foul elm leaf beetle effusion
You malodorous blister of allergic black Orpington debris
You piteous bursa of poisonous Holstein flatuosity
You joyless duffel bag of innutritious leopard frog ejaculation
You hateful hutch of polluted wireworm sediment
You unbearable frying pan of loose Suffolk hemorrhage
You sad piggin of tabetic Croton bug piss
You repulsive bundle of miasmal dragon fish ejectment
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