Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unbeauteous flight bag of septic krait gas
You tormenting beaker of gouty hornet residuua
You plaguesome pannier of wormy catbird precipitations
You repellent brazier of lousy sea cow autacoid
You oppressive ventricle of contagious cougar flatulence
You unaesthetic musette bag of injurious sawfly hormone
You deplorable liqueur glass of veneniferous owl sewage
You teratic mussuk of infectious civet cat jet
You sharp mortarboard of tabid wild sheep voidance
You painful goblet of measly fox excreta
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