Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You touching tassie [Brit] of neuritic saber-toothed tiger exudation
You evil-favored bundle of mortified water bug flowers
You awkward till of laryngitic squid vomition
You depressive valise of beset rose beetle spittle
You nauseating sitzbath of unwholesome crappie sweepings
You irritating dinner plate of wormy phalarope elimination
You deplorable money box of tubercular smelt relics
You wearing cistern of epileptic pointer eruption
You pestilential creel of debauched dugong crap
You nasty jar of neuralgic muskrat sewerage
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