Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dreary snuffbox of impure harnessed antelope saliva
You unpretty hod of miasmatic moose shit
You sickening loculus of indecent goose wind
You unaesthetic salver of unhealthy Brown Swiss sperm
You weighty vanity bag of tubercular sage grouse regurgitation
You oppressive cellaret of scorbutic chinchilla residuua
You unbeautiful diplomatic pouch of encephalitic butcher bird pats
You unhandsome flower bowl of besmirched greenbottle fly feces
You evil-favored honeypot of unsalutary horn fly dingleberry
You unlikable brandy snifter of septic saber-toothed tiger slag
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