Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rending scrip [archaic] of carcinogenic sea calf rubbish
You baneful haversack of unsanitary Airedale ejectamenta
You frightful saddlebag of pestiferous mastiff flatulence
You insupportable stomach of malarial Rhode Island red deposits
You replusive stave basket of hydropic groundhog expectoration
You pestilential jar of venenous bandicoot ructation
You marred buck basket of wanton bearded lizard foam
You exasperating shoulder bag of loose-moraled gyrfalcon refuse
You unsightly gunny of pneumonic grouper barf
You importunate whatnot of epileptic kea mucus
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