Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You odious bread pan of ravaged cicala salivation
You dislikable Toby-jug of venerate woodcock clinkers
You heinous vacuum bottle of phthisic cotton rat discharge
You unpleasant pitcher of toxical hare scum
You appalling teaspoon of infective Chester White shit
You inelegant Canterbury of cankered fisher sediment
You galling wastebasket of tainted nematode evacuation
You monstrous vanity bag of deadly flickertail emission
You ill-featured wooden basket of plagued miniature poodle flatuosity
You uninviting canister of veneniferous ring-necked pheasant guano
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