Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You inelegant jar of gouty grouse excretes
You unwelcome eggcup of ulcerated langur butts
You gross pericarp of pediculous goby leavings
You baneful hogshead of miasmatic slow-worm squirt
You pitiable rack of colicky hound BO
You dolorific air sac of noxious leopard frog survivals
You deformed knapsack of smirched pompano sediment
You beastly wastepaper basket of variolous mandrill spurt
You consuming barracks bag of venerate mountain goat leftovers
You replusive waiter of rickety Panama spew
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