Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pestering cist of variolous blackfish flux
You forbidding saccule of venenous cone-nose flatuosity
You troublesome blister of carcinogenic mastodon ructation
You awkward wineglass of unhygenic waxwing residue
You unwelcome trug of gouty caracara jet
You homely jigger of scorbutic mew ejectamenta
You ill-shaped sugar spoon of soiled shovelhead catfish effluent
You depressing gunny of neuralgic chevrotain dung
You gruesome sideboard of incontinent woolly mammoth crap
You desolating gravy boat of noxious moor hen ordure
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