Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grotesque platter of luetic tiger cat salts
You unengaging bureau of soiled New Hampshire flowers
You poignant gallbladder of bilious partridge slag
You detestable plate of sullied canary ruins
You grim tureen of poisoned white Leghorn scoria
You sharp demitasse of arthritic dark Cornish gas
You dolorific coal scuttle of polluted bonefish butts
You malodorous money box of wormy Welsh pony emesis
You overburdensome gourd of gangrened daboia extravasation
You importunate budget [dial] of morbific aardwolf leavings
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