Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You distasteful jorum of incontinent blindworm chips
You offensive calyx of hydropic flying marmot expulsion
You sour tablespoon of virulent polar fox excreta
You baneful boiler of pediculous zebra pee
You insufferable horn of dropsical jigger secretion
You dolorific udder of ulcerous jerboa night soil
You miasmic evening bag of foul lamprey transudation
You monstrous brandy snifter of diseased musk deer precipitations
You ignoble Canterbury of innutritious swift slaver
You unpleasing satchel of pneumonic emu dung
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