Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hideous tumbler of unsalutary stone fly tears
You vile finger bowl of teeming middle white rumps
You disturbing schoolbag of venenous mink turd
You graceless caddy of ulcerated burro deer ash
You unspeakable scoop of rachitic English setter crap
You afflicting carton of variolous Dandie Dinmont terrier settlings
You monstrous goblet of wormy angel fish stool
You miasmic stein of abandoned chimpanzee excrement
You terrible tea urn of unhealthy anchovy vestiges
You noisome pannier of loose-moraled bandicoot sperm
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