Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You galling bucket of cankerous codling moth pee
You grim-faced saccus of deadly pigeon hawk effluent
You oppressive carton of edematous Arabian shit
You miasmal cabinet of dyspeptic hyena survivals
You horrid jigger of gangrened sand cat cinders
You hateful golf bag of arthritic black Sumatra jet
You nasty cake pan of neuralgic ringtail fart
You offensive flower basket of tainted pike perch ejection
You unengaging tyg of pathological vulture dingleberry
You harassing stomach of besmirched guillemot coprolite
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