Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grisly ashcan of poisonous sand lizard ejectamenta
You despicable cereal bowl of grubby elm leaf beetle spittle
You unspeakable jigger of luetic Ayrshire pee
You unappealing wastepaper basket of wormy meerkat dung
You provoking bushel of defiled Belgian sheep dog dingleberry
You ignoble crucible of diabetic flying squirrel parings
You ugly blister of variolous bristletail piddle
You vexing demijohn of apoplectic jackal burp
You unlovely follicle of insalubrious alligator gar BO
You depressive pony of paralytic gadfly piss
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