Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You joyless schooper of venerate mastodon stool
You unspeakable caldron of malign bald eagle egesta
You overburdensome creel of pathological archerfish guano
You ignoble blister of unassimilable sawfish refuse
You grievous coffee urn of besmirched lynx diaphoresis
You dysphemistic boll of infectious Langshan emission
You pestiferous cancelli of pestiferous shoveler salts
You gargoylish platter of measly shovelhead catfish precipitates
You unappealing flasket of maculate Tamworth piss
You unpretty garbage can of loose-moraled dugong flux
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