Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You repugnant kit bag of laryngitic Corriedale dregs
You repulsive phial of infected flat-coated retriever lacrimation
You displeasing cream pitcher of unhealthful ptarmigan snot
You pitiable bandolier of arthritic kea turd
You joyless clothespress of illicit waterbuck night soil
You malodorous scuttle of toxical Hereford husks
You plaguey reticule of tumorigenic whooper swan slaver
You unsavory silique of phthisic mule deer dribble
You sharp messkit of toxicant fisher secretion
You unshapely creamer of insalubrious mourning dove drivel
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