Insult code by Ron Hardin.
Each entry has about 42 bits of randomness. Queries are not recorded. Randomness is probably as good as the random resource in the operating system.
You untasteful basin of toxicant Irish setter sialorrhea
You rebarbative tobacco pouch of soiled bloodhound orts
You miasmic plate of pleuritic cod relics
You comfortless horn of rheumatic blackhead Persian transudation
You horrific hamper of indigestible racer froth
You harassing reliquary of unsalutary wolverine exudate
You ill-made vargueno of scabietic earthworm hemorrhage
You depressive socket of infested tench squirt
You dreary dipper of contagious Egyptian cat sputum
You grotesque portmanteau of wanton wire-haired terrier night soil
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