Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unattractive backpack of deadly goldfish detritus
You hard-featured washbasin of hydropic butterfly dingleberry
You blemished powder box of unwholesome capercaillie excretion
You provoking labis [eccl] of loose colobus foam
You vexatious crate of veneniferous swan odds and ends
You inelegant boiler of arthritic wildebeest flatuosity
You cacophonous jigger of scabietic grison embers
You insufferable reed basket of phthisic ferret slabber
You undelicious saddlebag of rachitic takin coprolith
You unsavory traveling bag of poisoned rove beetle scraps
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