Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You irking carpetbag of ulcerous jay heaves
You beautiless bud vase of neuritic cowbird ejecta
You heartwounding waiter of loose goatsucker rags
You importunate tablespoon of gangrenous narwhal autacoid
You unengaging till of anemic king snake guano
You teratic wooden basket of debauched robber fly emission
You rending shell of foul gavial residue
You noxious canteen of luetic hound saliva
You heinous carton of malarial Italian greyhound feculence
You poignant amnion of epileptic rat terrier shavings
https://cheswick.com/insult