Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dislikable thermos of noisome sprig debris
You unlovely spittoon of paralytic weasel barf
You saddening duffel bag of unhealthful flea beetle shavings
You bitter ark of podagric sucker egestion
You baneful powder box of unclean bluebottle urine
You dysphemized boodle bag of toxic New Hampshire red rubbish
You pestilent decanter of morbid tapeworm dregs
You unspeakable monstrance of injurious mongoose slaver
You racking plate of indigestible spider monkey expectoration
You provoking secretary of ravaged Targhee spout
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