Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrible scoop of colicky whitetail shit
You dire bud vase of scabietic bull mastiff pats
You detestable carryall of infected sunfish squirt
You baneful bundle of nephritic zeuglodon sweepings
You cacogenic phial of soiled horn fly holdovers
You unappeteizing file folder of luetic Chinook salmon guano
You distressing stave basket of miasmic rook vomition
You saddening tyg of neuralgic bluebird belch
You burdensome jigger of toxicant donkey diaphoresis
You afflicting glasses of unhealthful cedar waxwing spit
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