Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sore kettle of lousy ladybug jakes
You despicable musette bag of leprous siskin drivel
You dismaying sea bag of pathogenic bee fly excrement
You deplorable canister of infective cockatoo eruption
You importunate envelope of pocky dunlin ptyalism
You dislikable dish of tabid Skye terrier burp
You uncomfortable powder horn of destructive Surinam toad pats
You pestilent dosser of variolar redfish diaphoresis
You discomforting shot glass of indecent boar scraps
You excruciating tablespoon of epileptic pochard flatus
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