Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You depressive cigarette case of contaminated deer cinders
You ghastly basin of indecent chameleon hormone
You misproportioned bassinet of toxicant flickertail discharge
You oppressive creel of morbific bush wren excrement
You beautiless reliquary of unhealthy cheetah embers
You poignant hipflask of ravaged Belted Galloway odds and ends
You onerous sleeping bag of beset partridge flatulence
You piteous cedar chest of teeming laughing jackass autacoid
You tiresome bureau of neuritic kangaroo scraps
You deplorable purse of illicit indigo bunting emission
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