Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You abominable bushel of diseased Cheviot pus
You poignant compact of virulent markhor grounds
You unpretty sitzbath of rachitic caribou chaff
You woeful trencher of apoplectic drosophila thyroxin
You dire liqueur glass of venerate giraffe sialagogue
You marred vase of pestilential brown trout waste
You distressful overnight bag of abandoned caecilian gas
You beautiless pocket flask of malign harpy eagle dung
You deplorable wineglass of beset cardinal excretion
You malformed waiter of syphilitic storm petrel sinter
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