Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grim Saratoga trunk of debauched cushat [Scot] elimination
You noisome schooner of ulcerated dobson fly manure
You uninviting tun of laryngitic tree shrew extrusion
You distasteful barrel of palsied shovelhead catfish expulsion
You untasteful poke of rachitic hake belch
You abhorrent rundlet of indecent mastodon ordure
You unbeautiful schooper of venenous chickadee ash
You unlikable trash can of measly bollworm exudation
You thankless cruet of venerate Newfoundland night soil
You unappeteizing jardiniere of diseased leopard hormone
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