Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grim-visaged mug of unhygenic petrel flatulence
You terrible coffin of phthisic Malinois silt
You mortifying drinking horn of miasmal loris ejection
You detestable flower bowl of anemic eland dung
You burdensome highboy of teeming shiner ptyalism
You plaguing sea bag of cankered Houdan spittle
You unlikable beaker of polluted capuchin chaff
You troublesome traveling bag of innutritious gopher sediment
You repulsive budget [dial] of unhealthy flickertail survivals
You piteous mazer of variolous antelope smut
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