Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You harrowing horn of polluted bandicoot droppings
You malformed paten of unwholesome turtle debris
You noisome letter file of harmful flickertail soot
You fetid pannier of scorbutic yellowtail crap
You misbegotten shell of ratty merganser scraps
You homely sleeping bag of consumptive racer remains
You sharp cistern of communicable mouflon drivel
You graceless packing box of toxicant killer holdovers
You unengaging sound of nephritic mule deer diaphoresis
You rending cuspidor of plagued stone curlew semen
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