Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ignoble footlocker of sullied meerkat chaff
You horrifying wok of toxic New Hampshire red excretes
You cheerless warming pan of freeloving Turk salts
You heartsickening crock of gangrened tobacco worm holdovers
You blotted credenza of infested Audubon's warbler waste
You unpleasant caddy of ulcerated Guernsey rumps
You insupportable dosser of pleuritic canvasback effusion
You dislikable gourd of neuritic Chinook salmon turd
You unhandsome flasket of apoplectic anchovy slobber
You terrible skillet of indecent tuatara soot
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