Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You annoying traveling bag of variolar shepherd dog egesta
You cacophonic scabbard of nephritic pilchard leftovers
You irksome mug of poisoned finch night soil
You ungraced soupspoon of leprous langur debris
You racking cyst of cankerous Lhasa apso drivel
You comfortless briefcase of loose-moraled thornback ray vomit
You frightful coal scuttle of anemic kinglet flux
You bothersome watering can of foul bearded lizard jakes
You deplorable till of miasmal retriever vomition
You crushing flower basket of injurious walleye tears
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