Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hard-featured water butt of cankered fly odds and ends
You undelectable highboy of injurious Border terrier ends
You afflictive cuspidor of unhygenic Audubon's warbler ejection
You aggravating cone of palsied filefish leavings
You abominable palette of unclean titlark fart
You troublesome scyphus of scrofulous golden retriever scoria
You afflicting marsupium of variolous bleak purulence
You unlovely dosser of miasmic rabbit bandicoot BO
You grim vat of laryngitic stump-tailed lizard dung
You undesirable cage of colicky chickaree feces
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