Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pesky keg of contagious cedarbird vomit
You afflicting cuspidor of toxiferous roach chips
You dolorogenic compote of septic towhee diaphoresis
You beastly bag of insalubrious golden trout pats
You worrisome fifth of abandoned guitarfish filings
You heinous tun of variolous woodworm alluvia
You undesirable seedcase of tabid condor pee
You plaguey tablespoon of infested canary sewerage
You contemptible credenza of cankered brook trout drool
You shapeless terrine of pleuritic meadow lark excretion
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