Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hateful drum of variolar Sealyham terrier ptyalism
You irritating pod of poisoned capercaillie ordure
You tiresome skep of consumptive tobacco worm detritus
You distressing chiffonier of miasmic black Sumatra defecation
You plaguing crane of destructive song sparrow slaver
You ill-proportioned file folder of variolous Lincoln sweat
You dolorous saucepan of loose Wessex saddleback refuse
You pestering wallet of contaminated Corriedale remainders
You dysphemistic gallbladder of morbid hawk ruins
You cheerless bucket of noxious coon residue
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