Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You noisome scyphus of loose-moraled French Canadian BO
You defaced cistern of morbific Irish wolfhound elimination
You rebarbative escritoire of malarial dog precipitations
You ungraced trug of destructive Dandie Dinmont terrier dregs
You irksome punch bowl of miasmatic bulldog excreta
You repelling boot of unvirginal anaconda grounds
You exasperating till of impure Wyandotte manure
You appalling sac of gangrenous black Sumatra coprolith
You piteous wardrobe of scrofulous buffalo bug parings
You horrible eggcup of neuritic cormorant vomition
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