Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You desolating evening bag of luetic thrasher defecation
You miasmal vial of unassimilable turnstone spittle
You sad ostensorium of cankered Chinook salmon dross
You pathetic pocketcase of insalubrious Welsh springer spaniel chaff
You ignoble dinner plate of scorbutic tree swallow excretes
You foul trug of infected Orpington dribble
You clumsy china of injurious Durham leavings
You heinous billfold of paralytic shovelhead shark foam
You hard-featured can of wanton roadrunner transudation
You appalling traveling bag of mortified markhor butts
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