Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dolorous Saratoga trunk of contagious firebrat vomition
You hard-featured soupspoon of virulent loon ash
You pestiferous dresser of infected kite voidance
You bleak soup bowl of toxiferous sea trout flatus
You disagreeable traveling bag of peccant char flux
You clumsy vitrine of podagric Yorkshire terrier orts
You rueful highball glass of unvirginal komondor extravasation
You exasperating honeypot of consumptive hawksbill turtle mucus
You depressive porringer of poisonous guanaco jakes
You desolating kit of pathogenic possum feculence
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