Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You monstrous picnic basket of epileptic green turtle soot
You unbearable ostensorium of cankerous cat squirrel moraine
You discomforting cistern of sullied Cecropia moth evacuation
You dreary Saratoga trunk of consumptive Weimaraner cinders
You depressing budget [dial] of dyspeptic secretary bird effusion
You revolting boll of scrofulous Persian cat vomit
You teasing closet of malign cayman parings
You ungraceful shoulder bag of allergic Himalayan cat dung
You grisly wallet of infected toy spaniel tears
You aggravating wicker basket of miasmic giant schnauzer husks
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