Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sharp holdall of envenomed sea calf spit
You pathetic musk bag of pathogenic eelpout purulence
You unsightly locker of leprous margay wind
You forbidding kitchen cabinet of bilious cotton mouse diaphoresis
You shapeless hod of toxic walrus ca-ca
You nauseating broiler of diabetic gazelle hound clinkers
You pesky kettle of allergic platypus traces
You ungraced stomach of cankered bloodhound ejecta
You horrific gravy boat of toxicant greenbottle fly effluent
You uglified bedroll of morbid dachshund semen
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