Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You teratic chest of loose hippopotamus flow
You miasmic scoop of podagric grunion fossils
You distressing dispatch box of colicky Lincoln pus
You plaguing saucepan of nephritic blowfish residuua
You obscene davenport of septic Faverolle soot
You ill-looking dresser of diabetic water buffalo salts
You ungraced evening bag of phthisic chat spurt
You dolorous jigger of envenomed warthog fart
You grinding tin can of pocky Japanese beetle coprolite
You harassing tureen of anemic pika spout
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