Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You embarrassing soupspoon of loose dipper turd
You grim sack of scorbutic possum regurgitation
You teasing tote bag of smirched wildcat soot
You irking tea urn of peccant tern mucus
You exasperating bud vase of toxical wryneck rags
You consuming shovel of harmful wood pigeon ructation
You repugnant sauce boat of gangrenous squash bug silt
You obscene spoon of leprous eider pee
You ugly schooner of laryngitic Plymouth shit
You uninviting bladder of contaminated croaker spittle
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