Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrific vargueno of lousy pocket gopher slabber
You graceless pocketcase of contaminated gopher snake scourings
You unaesthetic davenport of pathogenic cottonmouth drool
You uninviting beaker of miasmatic sea turtle wind
You unbearable boiler of freeloving barn swallow expulsion
You inelegant messkit of hydropic Aberdeen Angus residue
You unappealing gunny of cankered tapir remnants
You ill-proportioned waiter of carcinogenic Chinook salmon emesis
You dysphemistic washtub of foul mole egestion
You bothering bureau of diseased koala guano
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