Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You importunate press of contaminated buzzard puke
You heartsickening folio of malign dark Cornish sewage
You disagreeable schoolbag of freeloving carabao diaphoresis
You sorrowful honeypot of phthisic babirusa embers
You pathetic loculus of sullied mouse deer grounds
You teratic coffin of venomous Cleveland Bay jakes
You poignant pocket flask of deadly wildcat eruption
You grim-faced glasses of allergic sea trout secretion
You unspeakable mazer of pathogenic loris precipitations
You dolorific milk pail of bilious rock squirrel thyroxin
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