Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You torturous vat of loose dodo flatus
You monstrous hopper of pathogenic mealworm ruins
You dolorous pan broiler of harmful agouti draff
You scarecrowish crucible of virulent prairie fox dung
You disfigured jerrican of smirched sable antelope chaff
You despicable palette of leprous shovelhead shark droppings
You offensive udder of diseased eland fossils
You insupportable snuffbox of neuralgic bleak guano
You sharp bakepan of venerate penguin jet
You ill-shaped wineglass of innutritious orangutan autacoid
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