Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You scarecrowish tyg of dyspeptic coon feculence
You distressful barracks bag of indigestible poodle eructation
You unbearable commode of wanton asp embers
You gross snuffbox of miasmal Polled Durham moraine
You sour pipkin of apoplectic eel holdovers
You weighty vargueno of ulcerated blue fish ptyalism
You pitiable trunk of cankerous basilisk dregs
You defaced urn of loose roadrunner burp
You desolating pocketbook of unsalutary harvest mouse tears
You horrendous crane of tabid canary pus
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