Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You insupportable moneybag of tainted dog voidance
You uncomfortable porringer of infested urus burp
You horrid sacculus of unchaste Dandie Dinmont terrier mucus
You disgusting vanity case of unclean polar bear feces
You malformed boot of adulterous ptarmigan turd
You cheerless pocket flask of anemic goatfish puke
You misproportioned drinking cup of veneniferous Waler remnants
You bothering butt of tabid zeuglodon silt
You unalluring mug of sullied hawk owl wind
You unpretty tea chest of bilious dragon fish salts
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