Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You disfigured bleb of diseased mourning dove elimination
You humiliating gallipot of colicky minnow guano
You beautiless gunny of pestiferous Bouvier des Flandres regurgitation
You sore teapot of indigestible man-o'-war bird squirt
You evil-favored carpetbag of syphilitic vulture sweepings
You pestilential cedar chest of consumptive chimney swift alluvia
You wearing grip of gangrenous horntail hemorrhage
You ungraceful pony of leprous mouflon ejectamenta
You heinous flower bowl of foul peludo extravasation
You ghastly billfold of cankerous bullfinch wind
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