Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You dreary water butt of edematous snout beetle ejectamenta
You unappealing autoclave of ravaged tortoise scourings
You mortifying double boiler of unclean blackcap slobber
You insufferable shelf of measly lizard waste
You heartbreaking vitrine of toxic coyote survivals
You nauseating utricle of pocky bonnet monkey husks
You crude saccus of cankered hermit thrush heaves
You contemptible cabinet of wormy Chinook salmon piddle
You unaesthetic cyathus of palsied Romeldale silt
You ill-made washbasket of unsanitary wolf spit
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