Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ignoble flower basket of foul flying gurnard silt
You depressing pipkin of contaminated rhea eruption
You ill-shaped mortarboard of freeloving kittiwake ejectment
You repelling e´tui of pocky gnat stubble
You graceless broiler of carcinogenic Australorp perspiration
You sorrowful credenza of loose Durham sputum
You grisly flask of destructive black sea bass ejecta
You hateful moneybag of envenomed peewee spout
You unsightly buffet of impure Marco Polo's sheep spurt
You lamentable butt of peccant Weimaraner sialagogue
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