Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpleasing pannikin of unclean asp odds and ends
You harassing palette of ulcerated leopard frog extrusion
You monstrous teapot of unchaste puli leftovers
You distressing dresser of grubby marten BO
You ghastly hod of tabid gudgeon alluvia
You defaced calyx of miasmatic yak sewage
You grotesque flasket of cancerous Welsh collie detritus
You misshapen tablespoon of indecent sturgeon piddle
You aggravating closet of malign antelope silt
You sore chifforobe of unwholesome booby dregs
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