Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrendous teapot of infectious okapi wind
You humiliating dosser of loose-moraled shrew vomition
You unsightly bureau of grubby capercaillie sweat
You mortifying handbag of indigestible water dog refuse
You unsavory garbage can of freeloving cachalotXCaffre cat feculence
You piteous carryall of dyspeptic Samoyed guano
You sorrowful wineglass of unsanitary tayra feces
You comfortless bandolier of peccant barbet semen
You worrying sitzbath of luetic Hereford ejecta
You objectionable portfolio of gouty guenon remains
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