Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You affecting poke of wanton leatherback froth
You untasteful caddy of unwholesome pintail ruins
You malformed skillet of unassimilable marabou guano
You unendurable tumbler of impure candlefish lacrimation
You monstrous pocket flask of plagued Cape buffalo jakes
You undesirable casserole of incontinent sea eagle pats
You detestable puncheon of toxical jackdaw survivals
You provoking kit of diseased Cornish manure
You pitiable magnum of adulterous garganey rags
You deplorable duffel bag of morbific octopus alluvia
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