Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unhandsome cigarette case of noxious turnstone offscourings
You terrible shoulder bag of ratty bowfin cinders
You disconcerting saccule of unclean sea duck tears
You ignoble drum of cankerous mayfly droppings
You worrisome powder box of ulcerated Jersey grounds
You oppressive purse of cankered sea swallow BO
You poignant scrotum of wormy pompano disgorgement
You uncomfortable kilderkin of defiled barnacle goose crap
You distressful tin can of miasmic Angora cat slabber
You uglified snuffbox of tumorous swallow flatulence
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