Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You irritating locker of cancerous Bedlington terrier urine
You mournful billfold of impure puff adder crap
You disturbing filing box of edematous catfish remnants
You displeasing hamper of unhygenic polar bear flow
You abhorrent kibble of gouty anaconda sweepings
You nauseating wineskin of unhealthy grain beetle shit
You shocking kit bag of polluted bank swallow rumps
You hideous frail of loose petrel debris
You heartsickening vase of sullied bobcat pee
You dysphemized beer glass of variolar guinea pig residue
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