Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sore ashpan of pneumonic marlin ejection
You wearing tinderbox of miasmatic tree frog elimination
You gargoylish saccus of communicable fitch ructation
You offensive matchbox of rheumatic bonefish shit
You malformed goblet of venerate foxhound alluvia
You loathsome coffee cup of morbid ray salts
You unpretty tassie [Brit] of wormy jennet ash
You awful portmanteau of gangrened nighthawk exudation
You undesirable compact of malarial flatfish effusion
You plaguey bedroll of unsanitary Berkshire drool
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