Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You tragic carryall of infective filefish foam
You hard-visaged ewer of adulterous Bouvier des Flandres chips
You afflicting lowboy of insalubrious gopher snake burp
You ill-made reed basket of miasmic griffon piss
You pathetic snuffbox of rachitic earworm shit
You dire pitcher of innutritious cobra perspiration
You tyrannous file of paralytic veery crap
You ill-featured sea bag of morbid Turkish cat ordure
You revolting scrotum of debauched affenpinscher ejectment
You galling portfolio of unassimilable snapping turtle guano
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