Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You pestiferous duffel bag of unwholesome Lincoln Red heaves
You noisome diplomatic pouch of unsalutary Shih Tzu dross
You heartwounding tobacco pouch of maculate kingfish residue
You lamentable mortar of toxic wood wasp ructation
You harrowing scrip [archaic] of ratty Labrador retriever manure
You grim-visaged poke of diabetic platypus guano
You teratic Canterbury of contagious jungle fowl slabber
You uncomely loculus of cankerous Syrian bear chips
You dolorogenic stoup of cankered poyou dingleberry
You teasing kibble of deadly flying fox egesta
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