Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You cheerless jerrican of beset chigetai sweat
You dolorogenic reed basket of grubby urial dung
You crushing purse of peccant water buffalo ejection
You tyrannous marsupium of teeming ladybug holdovers
You obnoxious vitrine of nephritic reedbird stubble
You dolorous closet of consumptive wildebeest turd
You ungainly bakepan of pocky cicada dross
You ungraced air bladder of diabetic avocet sputum
You exasperating blister of scabietic guinea fowl slobber
You woeful cellaret of paralytic gavial spout
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