Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You weighty patella of ravaged swordfish flops
You ill-made hamper of foul ground squirrel embers
You unbeautiful quiver of venenous Ancona emission
You heavy clothesbasket of contaminated tuna offscourings
You untasteful teacup of sullied jerboa sweat
You nauseating desk of toxiferous indigo bunting jakes
You base sinus of innutritious bookworm excreta
You unaesthetic salad bowl of infective Shorthorn scoria
You ill-looking posnet of neuralgic porbeagle guano
You hard-favored kilderkin of unvirginal wolf froth
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