Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You intolerable spider of innutritious teju wind
You moving tinderbox of hypertensive tumblebug survivals
You insupportable tallboy of poisoned boarhound flatulence
You ghastly scabbard of peccant swan goose sweepings
You misshapen garbage can of dyspeptic guitarfish eccrisis
You ungraced shell of measly finback gas
You wearisome crane of gangrened torpedo fish dingleberry
You dislikable jar of neuritic electric eel orts
You uncomely crock of plagued rail ca-ca
You unpretty hutch of noxious kinkajou sialagogue
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