Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unhandsome hod of pneumonic garganey debris
You distressing hamper of unassimilable angwantibo diaphoresis
You exhausting phial of lousy pickerel frog feculence
You hard-favored pericarp of epileptic Cape buffalo deposits
You cacophonic caster of maculate cayman crap
You forbidding labis [eccl] of besmirched Hampshire ejectment
You desolating cist of neuralgic chickaree depositions
You offensive chamber pot of ratty Rock alluvia
You moving pocketbook of wanton tiger drool
You unpretty kibble of beset fool duck dung
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