Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heartsickening teacup of ulcerous rove beetle grounds
You shocking shot glass of malarial Dutch Belted ends
You rending chamber pot of loose sand cat sinter
You evil-looking sound of diabetic milk snake drivel
You dismaying milk pail of pedicular glowworm residuua
You sore vat of gangrenous angleworm saliva
You burdensome sea bag of malignant barn owl manure
You moving overnight bag of hypertensive armadillo flatuosity
You undelicious pannier of carcinogenic lemming excretion
You noisome kettle of defiled billbug guano
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