Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You plaguey punch bowl of deadly Rottweiler draff
You heavy cellaret of veneniferous Cheshire defecation
You embarrassing liqueur glass of toxiferous grosbeak ejection
You unappeteizing sugar bowl of ulcerous condor ejecta
You affecting vial of indecent crustacean flatus
You dolorous pocket flask of pedicular urutu egestion
You grim sitzbath of toxic dormouse scum
You inelegant locker of miasmal roosterfish exudation
You importunate firkin of morbific alligator lizard flow
You despicable matchbox of mortified cutworm shavings
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