Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpretty drawer of rachitic chigetai transudation
You beautiless clothes hamper of toxical coral snake flatulence
You afflictive pillbox of phthisic marlin ejecta
You abhorrent reed basket of apoplectic iguana saliva
You forbidding box of unhealthy pouched rat dung
You unattractive spoon of measly sheep spew
You painful warming pan of poisonous sunfish belch
You contemptible valise of deadly triggerfish holdovers
You crude roaster of virulent burro deer grounds
You repelling reticule of carcinogenic jerboa kangaroo flatus
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