Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You fulsome secretary of communicable grunt saliva
You uncomely credenza of miasmatic minnow ejectment
You disgusting flowerpot of rachitic merl rumps
You pestilent tub of destructive gnu clinkers
You nauseating billfold of miasmal grouper butts
You unattractive saddlebag of malignant black sheep leavings
You deformed bowl of phthisic wheatear flops
You embarrassing broiler of deadly Alaskan malamute sweepings
You rending bud vase of apoplectic St. Mark's fly spit
You insupportable barracks bag of foul Border terrier rags
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