Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You revolting barrel of paralytic West Highland white terrier guano
You beautiless tea chest of pathological toadfish exudation
You unhandsome utricle of injurious musk-ox vomit
You unenjoyable sugar bowl of cankerous nighthawk grounds
You foul pannier of noxious steenbok flops
You plaguey tin can of neuralgic mule belch
You undesirable bureau of dyspeptic kookaburra refuse
You dislikable bassinet of nephritic cicala slag
You regrettable brandy snifter of infective poodle drool
You piteous scuttle of toxiferous sea bream dribble
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