Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unalluring pan broiler of dropsical firefly stumps
You ignoble bushel of gangrened Cape buffalo expulsion
You ugly loving cup of incontinent mountain lion pus
You wearing pottinger of diabetic miniature pinscher guano
You awful rucksack of unsalutary saddle horse rheum
You graceless noggin of rachitic guppy rubbish
You misproportioned flacon of toxicant whooper swan embers
You irking ashcan of soiled teal flowers
You pestiferous flagon of wormy false map turtle ructation
You tragic jorum of insanitary Russian owtchar dribble
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