Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You bothersome sewing basket of leprous dingo spew
You unlovely trough of scrofulous grosbeak disgorgement
You gargoylish tote bag of allergic phoebe spurt
You uninviting drinking cup of maculate toad feculence
You unenjoyable bucket of indecent buff Orpington ptyalism
You unpleasing slop pail of communicable hyena urine
You disfigured pottle of unsalutary Merino ejectamenta
You terrible hogshead of injurious white Orpington husks
You pestiferous bowl of miasmal doctor fish detritus
You plaguing stewpan of dropsical camel diaphoresis
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