Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You beastly kettle of diseased heron excretes
You excruciating briefcase of impure English bulldog scum
You rending punch bowl of neuralgic eft saliva
You offensive trowel of venomous chacma regurgitation
You unspeakable duffel bag of gangrenous loggerhead perspiration
You ill-featured vacuum bottle of syphilitic loris dingleberry
You clumsy budget [dial] of malign orangutan drivel
You terrible ashcan of grubby dobson fly sweepings
You harrowing spatula of injurious anthropoid ape barf
You overburdensome pillbox of variolar thrasher egesta
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