Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unattractive ammunition box of polluted Lippizaner froth
You ill-proportioned Canterbury of unhealthy deer tiger excretion
You harsh shell of maculate Arabian heaves
You displeasing crane of variolar Tennessee walking horse hormone
You burdensome haversack of toxiferous gorilla tears
You monstrous press of pneumonic flicker embers
You irksome hip bath of neuralgic caecilian turd
You undelicious sink of soiled newt sewage
You miasmal pitcher of indecent honker deposits
You cacogenic dresser of venerate pronghorn ash
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