Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You appalling tinderbox of diseased oriole ructation
You abhorrent bladder of peccant goatfish squirt
You shapeless pottinger of rheumatic scarab expulsion
You grievous mortarboard of indecent tayra relics
You nauseating brandy snifter of innutritious turtledove dribble
You galling sacculus of beset hogfish stool
You misshapen saddlebag of insanitary Croton bug rubbish
You plaguesome scoop of epileptic dog sialorrhea
You shocking e´tui of laryngitic St. Bernard ejection
You loathsome grip of consumptive beluga snot
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