Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You distressful magnum of venerate agouti depositions
You dolorous vanity bag of defiled Rock leavings
You abhorrent tassie [Brit] of unchaste toy terrier turd
You discomforting hamper of ravaged armyworm perspiration
You rotten clothes hamper of rickety margay extrusion
You hard-favored hatbox of neuritic shepherd dog holdovers
You irritating gallbladder of unsanitary leopard frog scoria
You monstrous ventricle of indigestible aye-aye ends
You sore jeroboam of unhealthy martin grounds
You unlikable mazer of palsied toad sialorrhea
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