Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ghastly drum of indigestible yellowthroat waste
You appalling vargueno of pocky snook transudation
You ugly haversack of tabid snipe spit
You misshapen shot glass of insalubrious large white coprolith
You frightful clothes hamper of nephritic Scottish deerhound sperm
You pestering rush basket of luetic grampus purulence
You dysphemistic trencher of unchaste miniature schnauzer dregs
You fulsome shelf of toxical grasshopper mouse ejectamenta
You aggravating caisson of scorbutic groundhog crap
You exhausting sac of cankered cocker spaniel barf
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