Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ungraceful pocket of encephalitic field spaniel depositions
You affecting cist of harmful dugong rubbish
You galling mortar of pleuritic colobus excretion
You awful coffee cup of palsied Himalayan cat leavings
You abominable amnion of tabetic skunk bear excreta
You moving sink of unassimilable cockroach guano
You forbidding barrel of loose-moraled warthog salts
You tiresome sugar bowl of besmirched musk-ox night soil
You dolorogenic GI can of gangrened tsine dung
You humiliating finger bowl of rachitic woodcock discharge
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