Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You grievous kitchen boiler of anemic Chesapeake Bay retriever flatus
You grim hopper of ratty camelopard pats
You unenjoyable coffeepot of gangrenous grouse fart
You heartsickening finger bowl of teeming pickerel frog lacrimation
You despicable coffin of noisome snowbird drool
You sore teaspoon of virulent bulldog ptyalism
You tyrannous cyst of dropsical mealworm debris
You obnoxious gourd of debauched nematode sewerage
You unappealing reed basket of tainted cucumber flea beetle drivel
You horrific pannier of pathogenic Chinook salmon ejecta
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