Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You abhorrent cream pitcher of poisonous pilchard evacuation
You beautiless sound of freeloving grasshopper mouse flops
You misbegotten cake pan of palsied congo snake residue
You hard-favored spider of loose-moraled minnow excrement
You teasing flowerpot of allergic planarian precipitations
You galling bundle of innutritious turnstone discharge
You abominable pannier of scorbutic golden retriever clinkers
You unpleasant kit bag of miasmic red deer residuua
You ungraceful spatula of venerate English cocker spaniel transudation
You pestilential tallboy of measly coypu relics
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