Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You revolting vanity case of toxicant macaque spittle
You appalling legume of venomous solan goose remains
You unalluring gravy boat of venenous teju mucus
You grisly hopper of epileptic Hereford scraps
You cheerless porringer of unhygenic tamarin ash
You tragic jeroboam of indigestible black game ruins
You galling flagon of toxical tuatara chips
You intolerable boll of unhealthy glowworm excrement
You unappeteizing jug of apoplectic bustard flatus
You bitter stein of tabid entellus alluvia
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