Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You weighty holdall of indecent gray fox diaphoresis
You worrisome file of colicky Barbary horse semen
You tragic crucible of measly Mexican hairless traces
You crushing bindle of cankered wren-tit tears
You beastly kitchen cabinet of encephalitic hake purulence
You dolorogenic carboy of poisonous Tennessee walking horse leavings
You unendurable frying pan of edematous fool duck fossils
You uninviting breaker of dropsical griffon effluent
You heinous punch bowl of diseased house finch sewage
You insufferable wineglass of noxious Langshan dung
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