Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You horrible money box of diseased balloonfish guano
You insupportable platter of unhygenic cougar flux
You ghastly golf bag of veneniferous ptarmigan traces
You unlikable chiffonier of gangrened Dolly Varden trout depositions
You lamentable breadbasket of deadly walkingstick refuse
You beautiless hamper of illicit Lincoln eructation
You misshapen blister of rheumatic papillon spittle
You worrisome chamber pot of cancerous civet cat disgorgement
You grim bundle of wanton saber-toothed tiger pee
You untasteful magazine of hydropic argusfish dregs
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