Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You bitter compact of hypertensive Belgian sheep dog excretes
You sorrowful davenport of insanitary gazelle effluent
You exhausting loculus of wanton hamadryad sialorrhea
You abhorrent bail of pedicular Spotted Poland China rags
You hard-favored escritoire of variolar thoroughbred hemorrhage
You appalling reticule of foul white Plymouth Rock snot
You unappealing ditty bag of contaminated guinea pig clinkers
You clumsy wineglass of hydropic capercaillie vomit
You ungainly gunny of miasmatic Tamworth flow
You provoking cannikin of defiled speckled trout flowers
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