Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You replusive spittoon of defiled Wessex saddleback flowers
You rueful legume of tubercular bank swallow puke
You wearisome vial of dropsical cockroach emesis
You bothering cyathus of pleuritic brush wolf shavings
You pestiferous cereal bowl of unassimilable platypus refuse
You stinking brazier of syphilitic green turtle rumps
You odious cell of anemic turbot manure
You graceless saccule of indigestible bedbug sperm
You dolorogenic loculus of toxic spitz mucus
You lamentable tea chest of phthisic musk-ox urine
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