Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You disgusting dish of morbid Welsh springer spaniel ptyalism
You distressing hutch of toxicant hogfish dejecta
You unbeauteous bail of veneniferous kiwi burp
You uncomely mortarboard of loose-moraled tumblebug dingleberry
You repellent shelf of deadly caribou rubbish
You aggravating magnum of bilious gerbil detritus
You overburdensome briefcase of nephritic sea calf purulence
You dreadful suitcase of anemic guinea pig vomit
You heartrending cruse of unwholesome house martin eruption
You hard-featured shoulder bag of tabetic onager moraine
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