Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-favored evening bag of toxicant redbird excrement
You horrible cream pitcher of scorbutic kangaroo dregs
You undelicious washtub of infective raccoon draff
You uncomfortable ammunition box of cankered Persian cat butts
You dire beer glass of pathogenic cassowary effusion
You unalluring sinus of freeloving Irish water spaniel burp
You worrisome trash can of lousy mandrill pee
You gruesome patella of neuritic rorqual debris
You unshapely bud vase of pestilential greenbottle fly autacoid
You exhausting saucepan of unsanitary papagallo flowers
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