Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You abhorrent liqueur glass of variolous baboon lacrimation
You crude theca of unhygenic English setter sewerage
You unenjoyable musk bag of envenomed peregrine falcon sputum
You teasing highboy of abandoned elk crap
You unlikable ark of noxious king cobra chaff
You humiliating tucker bag [Austral] of infested storm petrel holdovers
You replusive sideboard of scrofulous falcon salts
You inelegant caldron of cancerous crossbill pus
You noisome pack sack of morbid phalarope spit
You misshapen patella of dropsical billbug excretes
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