Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You thankless cage of defiled whistler survivals
You comfortless suitcase of miasmatic anole pus
You moving rummer of deadly piranha clinkers
You obnoxious hamper of venerate gyrfalcon detritus
You bothersome saddlebag of unhygenic sea horse turd
You hard-visaged bindle of injurious spaniel egesta
You grinding mazer of harmful trematode sperm
You unwelcome bursa of communicable St. Bernard cinders
You exhausting chest of debauched Romanov ptyalism
You appalling shell of wormy teal discharge
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