Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You untasteful casket of pathological shepherd dog refuse
You pathetic saccule of edematous cachalotXCaffre cat excrement
You pestering warming pan of soiled Polled Hereford chips
You grisly coal scuttle of miasmic goatfish piddle
You abominable pouch of variolous Samoyed tears
You heinous catchall of freeloving carcajou heaves
You ill-favored bleb of unclean armadillo offscourings
You dire coffee cup of smirched fruit fly turd
You noisome coffer of unsanitary mayfly jet
You unspeakable rummer of scorbutic dodo exudate
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