Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You annoying magazine of scrofulous Sealyham terrier ejectment
You dysphemistic liqueur glass of dyspeptic hippopotamus sialorrhea
You regrettable oil can of venerate badger stumps
You rending seedcase of injurious titmouse dingleberry
You forbidding Toby-jug of poisoned basset ejecta
You pestiferous percolator of tainted King Charles spaniel diaphoresis
You woebegone plate of hypertensive whitefish salivation
You dreary scrotum of pathological prairie dog regurgitation
You distressful splint basket of smirched cobra de capello hemorrhage
You misproportioned porringer of colicky llama deposits
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