Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unlikable socket of tabid myna jet
You ignoble vacuum bottle of unclean punkie debris
You forbidding chifforobe of unsalutary Scottish terrier precipitations
You harsh sea bag of beset syrphus fly tears
You overburdensome flask of bilious bull mastiff husks
You malodorous clothespress of allergic stump-tailed lizard sperm
You depressing compact of maculate drill ejection
You distasteful tea urn of morbid zebra drool
You offensive knapsack of unhealthful silky terrier grounds
You bothering butt of encephalitic prairie fox coprolite
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