Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You crude sewing basket of debauched Narragansett pacer chips
You tragic rundlet of adulterous New Hampshire red survivals
You repelling golf bag of incontinent canvasback sweat
You deformed flasket of scorbutic buffalo bug egesta
You dislikable jar of impure angwantibo puke
You repugnant tableware of anemic alligator snapper heaves
You pesky carboy of noisome tamandua hemorrhage
You sour reticule of pedicular guillemot dung
You tiresome blister of pediculous toad stubble
You unshapely sack of morbific whippoorwill lacrimation
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