Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heartwounding vesicle of allergic rook leavings
You unbearable jerrican of miasmic basset autacoid
You uglified saccus of phthisic constrictor scourings
You dire vase of podagric electric ray piss
You horrid magazine of pneumonic brown bear slag
You teratic frail of lousy mazama dregs
You malodorous oil can of tubercular American foxhound secretion
You disconcerting milk pail of loose-moraled beagle coprolith
You grim tassie [Brit] of rachitic Belgian husks
You ungainly water butt of infected pocket mouse offscourings
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