Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You uninviting commode of foul mink saliva
You onerous glasses of encephalitic ring-necked pheasant flowers
You cacophonous tablespoon of diabetic harbor seal rumps
You evil-favored roaster of loose ant bear egestion
You atrocious firkin of pathogenic kangaroo rat expectoration
You gargoylish theca of teeming stickleback drivel
You excruciating biggin of beset Wessex saddleback ejection
You pestilential housewife of paralytic daboia transudation
You unpretty cancelli of venerate mosquito hormone
You grotesque compote of anemic leopard cat shit
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