Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You sickening golf bag of toxic tic-polonga flowers
You grotesque tobacco pouch of maculate buffalo fish pee
You moving glasses of pestiferous frigate bird sewerage
You sharp envelope of tabid sea lion ruins
You misshapen pannier of abandoned fluke excretes
You grim sack of diseased banteng spittle
You excruciating vacuum bottle of venenous auk ejection
You comfortless monstrance of leprous borzoi flatuosity
You unpalatable pericarp of ulcerated kittiwake jet
You onerous trough of tubercular saddle horse butts
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