Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You affecting shot glass of measly deer saliva
You plaguesome flagon of beset reedbird spout
You revolting hope chest of tainted drill scoria
You untasteful cone of malarial titmouse salts
You unpleasant air bladder of veneniferous ant bear holdovers
You appalling catch basin of toxiferous swan goose purulence
You scarecrowish pillbox of neuralgic pigeon waste
You gross stein of debauched mouflon extrusion
You unpalatable stave basket of tabid planarian hormone
You dislikable milk pail of pedicular flying lemur effluent
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