Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You hateful cistern of pestilential nilgai flatus
You disturbing bandolier of neuralgic apar deposits
You bothering theca of bilious brook trout effusion
You afflicting hipflask of communicable Shorthorn detritus
You nasty whatnot of chlorotic angel fish diaphoresis
You revolting spatula of cancerous staghound piss
You unappealing reed basket of foul wood rat wind
You dire loving cup of gangrened blue jay vomit
You ignoble tablespoon of ulcerated wahoo draff
You obscene piggin of podagric muskrat grounds
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