Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unlovely canister of destructive Cochin detritus
You wearing overnight bag of incontinent fur seal silt
You teasing drinking cup of ulcerated lantern fly leavings
You cacophonic portmanteau of palsied Romanov remains
You exhausting canteen of infected baldpate sperm
You undelectable scrip [archaic] of dyspeptic lacewing mucus
You uncomely kettle of adulterous ant lion exudation
You unlikable bursa of besmirched cotton rat precipitates
You horrid vat of lousy katydid ejecta
You importunate grip of epileptic turtledove belch
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