Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You galling sac of cankered English foxhound hormone
You gargoylish tureen of septic purple martin feculence
You sore backpack of harmful kingfish BO
You dolorogenic valise of diabetic chafer sinter
You exasperating chiffonier of soiled chickaree mucus
You grim trash can of freeloving crossbill flatuosity
You horrendous kit bag of unhealthful siskin disgorgement
You uglified ashpan of dyspeptic hawkmoth slag
You exhausting bleb of indigestible humpback settlings
You painful stomach of malign tobacco worm rumps
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