Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unengaging scoop of tainted Scottish blackface flatus
You worrisome bathtub of toxiferous capuchin smut
You mephitic crock of maculate brant sputum
You sad trunk of noxious toad excretes
You discomforting purse of podagric onager orts
You loathsome caisson of palsied bank swallow precipitates
You terrible tin can of morbific fluke shavings
You teratic cell of plagued water dog discharge
You harsh mail pouch of ulcerous possum spew
You displeasing cyst of pathological manatee semen
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