Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-looking warming pan of variolous magpie precipitations
You crushing barrel of soiled puli husks
You grim-visaged ashtray of syphilitic wolfhound dribble
You marred billy of phthisic hammerhead shark jet
You grisly palette of freeloving hangbird detritus
You ill-made urn of venenous snout beetle spittle
You overburdensome rush basket of septic suslik feculence
You horrific dresser of miasmal Faverolle barf
You grievous washbasin of pneumonic grison refuse
You desolating spittoon of unassimilable Narragansett pacer sweat
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