Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-featured trug of mortified bullfinch depositions
You fetid can of consumptive blind fish flatus
You disagreeable briefcase of tabetic squash bug scourings
You racking bin of indecent moray eel flops
You pestilent bandolier of malignant teju remainders
You irritating salad bowl of phthisic hog-nose snake autacoid
You painful backpack of incontinent hogfish spurt
You gross folio of infected bittern froth
You sore coffee cup of unvirginal viper eccrisis
You harassing fruit basket of lousy Pekingese coprolite
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