Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unbeautiful pocket flask of anemic English setter exudate
You hideous ammunition box of leprous gadfly pee
You grievous cellaret of dyspeptic black bass ordure
You weighty chamber pot of carcinogenic porcupine sewerage
You displeasing teacup of loose-moraled turnspit voidance
You bleak double boiler of innutritious planarian slaver
You teratic vargueno of hydropic curlew sialorrhea
You wearying porringer of pleuritic jerboa kangaroo flatulence
You unattractive ventricle of lousy wood wasp vomit
You awful rundlet of venerate fitch foam
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