Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You loathsome tablespoon of arthritic Arctic fox relics
You fulsome loculus of morbific wood owl butts
You ill-looking tassie [Brit] of carcinogenic roundworm egestion
You irritating hogshead of plagued Houdan eruption
You pestering saccule of adulterous earworm extrusion
You harassing till of deadly yellowhammer feculence
You excruciating carboy of teeming Orpington salts
You disfigured diplomatic pouch of pneumonic sea mew chaff
You grievous dispatch box of insanitary mule deer flatulence
You grotesque vacuum bottle of neuritic capybara ejaculation
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