Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You burdensome scoop of nephritic Irish wolfhound turd
You consuming cone of lousy Blenheim spaniel heaves
You grotesque packet of infectious miniature poodle ordure
You wearying fistula of adulterous rhinoceros precipitates
You scarecrowish soup bowl of variolar boxer discharge
You importunate filing box of scorbutic cotton mouse shit
You unattractive buck basket of indecent Wensleydale holdovers
You intolerable buffet of edematous gemsbok night soil
You uncomely slop pail of hypertensive St. Mark's fly rumps
You vexatious crane of infective spectacled cobra effluent
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