Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You exhausting plate of smirched chipmunk foam
You ill-shaped closet of maculate milk snake spittle
You unpretty traveling bag of syphilitic electric fish turd
You cacogenic dessert spoon of gangrenous ant lion sputum
You unengaging breaker of arthritic Audubon's warbler effluent
You crude fistula of toxicant ruddy duck elimination
You nasty bushel of septic kittiwake guano
You troublesome ashcan of impure Rex cat wind
You contemptible blister of miasmic wood pigeon filings
You unappeteizing powder box of tabid tiger cat rubbish
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