Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You miasmic jigger of tabid Cheviot scum
You awkward sugar spoon of peccant swan ejection
You repugnant coffee urn of infectious angleworm spout
You shocking vanity case of rachitic green turtle ca-ca
You vexatious sound of infested ice bear effusion
You repulsive butt of dyspeptic raccoon diaphoresis
You unlikable spatula of unvirginal bream effluent
You distasteful bail of pleuritic ptarmigan shit
You dreary bleb of infective wild sheep drivel
You distressing ark of harmful eelpout detritus
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