Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You heinous tote bag of deadly borzoi soot
You poignant flacon of toxic inchworm eccrisis
You bothering butt of epileptic Welsh Mountain ejectamenta
You offensive demitasse of pathogenic muskrat spout
You troubling press of measly bollworm detritus
You rueful nose bag of destructive girdle-tailed lizard exudate
You dismal amnion of polluted tortoise orts
You disconcerting wicker basket of ulcerated brown bear fart
You disfigured canister of unhygenic sandpiper defecation
You marred tobacco pouch of consumptive storm petrel foam
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