Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unpretty locker of septic albacore turd
You forbidding bandbox of consumptive lammergeier transudation
You worrisome flasket of anemic sea swallow ejection
You agonizing folio of toxic stone curlew ca-ca
You repulsive caldron of rheumatic soft-shelled turtle sewage
You cacophonic filing box of unclean pronghorn ash
You unappealing lowboy of destructive mourning dove squirt
You importunate sewing basket of toxical sea calf fossils
You affecting bail of chlorotic snapper ejaculation
You sorrowful tote bag of cankerous caribou eccrisis
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