Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unbeautiful bedroll of incontinent butterfly lacrimation
You obnoxious vitrine of sullied chow alluvia
You embarrassing credenza of unwholesome badger dog slabber
You defaced teapot of destructive cavy drivel
You malodorous marsupium of pneumonic scarlet tanager vestiges
You insufferable handbag of beset pack rat ca-ca
You unshapely flower basket of wanton ortolan mucus
You galling magnum of tabetic auklet rheum
You hard-visaged glasses of noisome entellus extravasation
You crushing basin of pathological fur seal heaves
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