Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You wearing escritoire of dyspeptic toadfish spittle
You distressing trough of toxic gallfly residuua
You disfigured pottinger of abandoned linnet flowers
You dismal moneybag of malignant guitarfish crap
You tormenting puncheon of indigestible python dejecta
You heartsickening butt of innutritious trematode survivals
You sour ammunition box of cancerous Dalmatian sediment
You repellent bassinet of toxiferous Old English sheep dog deposits
You misproportioned cigarette case of contagious rabbit bandicoot spew
You unpleasant sewing basket of debauched French Canadian excrement
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