Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You teratic washtub of adulterous Skye terrier dejecta
You mournful cyathus of polluted turkey ruins
You sorrowful slop pail of variolar husky butts
You nasty garbage can of envenomed coonhound lacrimation
You cacophonic mazer of unhealthy gnat shit
You grievous bleb of illicit lacewing sweat
You importunate clothesbasket of defiled bald eagle foam
You unattractive utricle of pathological honker settlings
You unpalatable drinking horn of phthisic pollack scoria
You offensive warming pan of contagious waterbuck odds and ends
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