Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unhandsome carboy of tumorous deer fly detritus
You replusive corbeil [archit] of insanitary French Canadian burp
You disfigured scrip [archaic] of deadly pintail feces
You sorrowful wooden basket of arthritic saddle horse traces
You wearisome salad bowl of freeloving candlefish ends
You dysphemistic air sac of laryngitic American foxhound egesta
You clumsy ventricle of syphilitic Poland China extravasation
You saddening cream pitcher of bilious redshank rheum
You ill-featured pouch of loose-moraled mongoose barf
You unpleasing drum of noxious golden eagle thyroxin
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