Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You ill-shaped tote bag of diseased alpaca scoria
You tiresome cannikin of pestilential Jersey extravasation
You forbidding boot of contaminated char diaphoresis
You painful overnight bag of tabid snow bunting remainders
You worrisome boiler of debauched bullfinch eruption
You dolorific cruse of impure killer spit
You sour water butt of epileptic cockchafer emission
You consuming secretary of tumorigenic woodchuck ejaculation
You miasmal sinus of noisome locust pus
You heartbreaking bowl of variolous whippoorwill mucus
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