Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You stinking canteen of measly ring ouzel evacuation
You desolating ostensorium of morbid pipit sialorrhea
You ungainly air sac of septic coot perspiration
You provoking traveling bag of morbific terrapin pee
You intolerable pail of pestilential starling secretion
You distasteful sheath of unsanitary hawk owl manure
You mournful stomach of pediculous carabao traces
You agonizing ashtray of destructive swamp rabbit ejectment
You tormenting teacup of cancerous echidna detritus
You malodorous housewife of wormy blackbird mucus
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