Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You torturous hip bath of soiled lovebird feces
You afflicting udder of insanitary zebra finch dejecta
You unhandsome flower basket of epileptic argala ptyalism
You racking firkin of consumptive warbler saliva
You excruciating teapot of pediculous boa traces
You noisome messkit of defiled murre lacrimation
You ill-proportioned chalice of palsied blue jay spit
You bitter labis [eccl] of miasmal butterfly ends
You burdensome casket of abandoned beaver emission
You deplorable chiffonier of ravaged Tamworth tears
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