Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You undesirable gallipot of arthritic Marco Polo's sheep remainders
You oppressive letter file of miasmatic smelt thyroxin
You dysphemized picnic basket of scorbutic fool duck vomit
You hideous handbag of dyspeptic leopard cat offscourings
You unhandsome wineglass of septic avocet precipitates
You woeful dispatch box of miasmal earwig excretes
You pesky money box of carcinogenic duckbill scum
You weighty carboy of hydropic pelican sweat
You unlikable wastebasket of defiled Lepisma ca-ca
You regrettable bowl of ulcerated mammoth barf
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