Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You foul kibble of anemic white Leghorn spittle
You grim-visaged shot glass of tainted auk flowers
You provoking biggin of tubercular bonnet monkey autacoid
You dismal saucer of morbific cuckoo ejectment
You vile flight bag of apoplectic cutthroat trout relics
You ugly cell of arthritic swordfish odds and ends
You saddening bindle of syphilitic emu discharge
You untasteful tyg of pathological elm leaf beetle ejaculation
You insufferable teapot of indecent Brahma alluvia
You moving packing box of pathogenic rock dove scoria
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