Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You terrible jeroboam of luetic whooper swan eruption
You weighty backpack of ulcerous turnspit perspiration
You worrying kibble of teeming wombat shavings
You miasmic dispatch box of mortified potto droppings
You uncomely theca of plagued gnu feculence
You execrable overnight bag of contaminated ape remainders
You cacophonic sacculus of besmirched Basenji sputum
You cacogenic vacuum bottle of malign ground squirrel thyroxin
You awkward socket of soiled barnacle goose exudate
You distressful tin can of palsied chipping sparrow expulsion
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