Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You rotten saddlebag of variolar turtledove egestion
You affecting saucepan of beset partridge odds and ends
You cacogenic demitasse of toxical plaice sialorrhea
You comfortless hope chest of ravaged orangutan disgorgement
You dysphemized splint basket of hydropic glutton filings
You troublesome drawer of tumorigenic schipperke elimination
You dolorific clothespress of chlorotic ouzel deposits
You galling shoulder bag of plagued cicala night soil
You ill-looking bin of scabietic paddlefish autacoid
You intolerable pocket of podagric muskrat pats
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