Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You tyrannous loving cup of poisonous affenpinscher mucus
You cacophonic pottle of pneumonic stilt scoria
You mortifying flacon of ulcerous jackass egesta
You unshapely bureau of tabetic black cat flops
You dreadful pillbox of unchaste sheep ructation
You heartsickening fistula of tumorigenic kangaroo mouse slobber
You depressing tumbler of tubercular gorilla stubble
You sickening biggin of neuralgic civet cat ejectamenta
You uncomely mug of scorbutic Clydesdale scraps
You moving catchall of unhygenic cardinal saliva
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