Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unalluring butt of unchaste steenbok squirt
You unpalatable sound of dropsical guppy shavings
You heinous catch basin of ratty godwit autacoid
You heartsickening glass of unassimilable tortoise scraps
You uncomely spittoon of unclean manatee waste
You cheerless lowboy of freeloving silver fox jet
You rotten capsule of infested cavy saliva
You regrettable mussuk of contagious pug rubbish
You gargoylish piggin of illicit cat feces
You dire piepan of toxiferous Kerry blue terrier pus
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