Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You base barracks bag of chlorotic butterfish draff
You heartwounding billfold of pediculous white Orpington butts
You blotted tucker bag [Austral] of bilious Hereford slabber
You unspeakable secretary of neuralgic ray froth
You beastly mortar of innutritious perch flow
You gruesome wire basket of veneniferous guanaco holdovers
You hard-favored tea urn of toxiferous redshank lacrimation
You afflicting pannikin of freeloving chimney swift dribble
You piteous breaker of unsalutary glass snake eccrisis
You appalling sack of deadly avocet feculence
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