Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You humiliating garbage can of ulcerated pintail rheum
You shocking cabinet of impure mud puppy flux
You horrible Saratoga trunk of consumptive Rocky Mountain goat slag
You unpretty bureau of rickety ground squirrel foam
You tyrannous box of morbid prairie wolf crap
You grinding jerrican of pocky brown thrasher dribble
You vile gunny of diseased timber wolf flatuosity
You touching highball glass of carcinogenic hog-nose snake chaff
You malodorous cage of venomous komondor excrement
You ill-proportioned bandbox of noxious Red Poll sinter
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